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analogize your mack game to an nfl player
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM Author: unholy home puppy i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.
edit: i change my answer to rex grossman. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:03 PM Author: burgundy mexican national security agency Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but I don't score a whole lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379075) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: burgundy mexican national security agency Rating=? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381849) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: unholy home puppy from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.
it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: burgundy mexican national security agency Fair enough... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381925) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: cerebral learning disabled house joe horn
i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: cerebral learning disabled house :(
the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually. |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM Author: Concupiscible sexy church building Rice-- good at receiving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:39 PM Author: deranged idea he suggested pistol Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usually I go home and smoke weed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271022) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:41 PM Author: unholy home puppy 179.96 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271032) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: laughsome smoky people who are hurt bawdyhouse TITCR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379487) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Provocative ladyboy Dee, is that you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381964) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: Sooty supple university marketing idea WOW nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091744) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:40 PM Author: Pale thriller range double fault i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minority receiver who had a mediocre career capped by 1 stellar season. suffered a career-ending injury that he still blames his last team for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271028) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:42 PM Author: deranged idea he suggested pistol i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271034) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:45 PM Author: violet lodge generalized bond Ryan Leaf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271046) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:46 PM Author: 180 newt OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271051) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: laughsome smoky people who are hurt bawdyhouse at least you have breathtaking moves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379492) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:51 PM Author: misunderstood silver abode Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752169) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:47 PM Author: razzmatazz ocher hominid Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the end, I pretty much always wind up killing myself in a car crash.
http://www.cnn.com/grbac/tragiccarcrash/1995saturn |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM Author: Rusted Stag Film Jewess Tedy Bruschi. I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that. |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM Author: lemon menage goyim Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM Author: unholy home puppy the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: Dull Rehab Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM Author: angry set Mike Vick.
People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.
Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:01 PM Author: unholy home puppy 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:14 PM Author: angry set ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made my day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:19 PM Author: Bistre Galvanic Fat Ankles Windowlicker quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: excitant useless boiling water internal respiration Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM Author: Buck-toothed parlour Terrell Owens
Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Idiotic vivacious volcanic crater business firm i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381965) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: Zippy Stage Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: sepia very tactful whorehouse legal warrant If backfield=backdoor, then 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091795) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: Soul-stirring sex offender rigpig Leinart. Still the best mack out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: Soul-stirring sex offender rigpig Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:08 PM Author: unholy home puppy ty, homey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379477) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: hyperactive aphrodisiac circlehead pit Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:15 PM Author: unholy home puppy awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379518) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM Author: contagious field John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM Author: rambunctious macaca Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM Author: laughsome smoky people who are hurt bawdyhouse Steve Young.
When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.
Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.
Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:56 AM Author: violet lodge generalized bond also you are a mormon and a homosexual? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381859) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:01 AM Author: Idiotic vivacious volcanic crater business firm i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381884) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:11 AM Author: Soggy Charcoal Station Elastic Band what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381937) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Idiotic vivacious volcanic crater business firm i defend Steve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381947) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:02 AM Author: Idiotic vivacious volcanic crater business firm quality thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381886) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:05 AM Author: Idiotic vivacious volcanic crater business firm Adam Vinatieri.
Others may have the stage most of the night, but I take it -- and win it -- in the end. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:06 AM Author: Soggy Charcoal Station Elastic Band mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out potential (field) goals and nailing them between the uprights, but sometimes i get way too drunk and say the wrong thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381912) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: Electric Indirect Expression Athletic Conference Oh look, it's UDELFAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381922) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:07 AM Author: Electric Indirect Expression Athletic Conference http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_136342.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381917) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: Provocative ladyboy Leon Lett.
When I finally get to the biggest stage and I'm on my way to scoring against all odds, I showboat too soon and cost myself an easy score. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:18 AM Author: bateful maroon brunch french chef DONBEBEEPWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381966) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Idiotic vivacious volcanic crater business firm William "The Fridge" Perry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381950) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: bateful maroon brunch french chef Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:19 AM Author: Soggy Charcoal Station Elastic Band thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro football hall of fame... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381971) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:26 AM Author: bateful maroon brunch french chef the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6382005) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:48 PM Author: Exciting Hall Voyeur No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than the NFL one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394311) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:25 PM Author: Hateful cheese-eating mood that just isn't true at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302757) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:33 PM Author: excitant useless boiling water internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394199) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:37 PM Author: Abusive quadroon stage doug flutie
i get all my credit for a really hot girl i had small chance of nailing 20 years ago then i only dated girls in canada for a while, before coming back to live an unspectacular life with girls before finally i achieved fame for drop kicking one |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: angry set this made me laugh.
it'd be funnier if it were true. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: Exciting Hall Voyeur Scott Norwood. A totally forgettable presence but for one spectacular public failure. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:53 PM Author: Scarlet toilet seat ha. awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394352) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: vibrant abnormal tanning salon antidepressant drug Subject: kobe bryant i'm playing a different game.. and it's called rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394328) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:55 PM Author: Scarlet toilet seat I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal against the big names in the spotlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394370) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: Beta ticket booth would be funnier if it was something like
jim kelly - i talk to the hottest girls, but franklyn (see above) cockblocks me |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: Scarlet toilet seat plus I have a dead retarded son. oops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394397) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: Seedy gaming laptop ray lewis - i hit it hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394377) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: topaz parlor associate Lawrence Taylor On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my prime, but most people looked at me like I was on crack. They were usually right. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:01 PM Author: Glassy keepsake machete Najeh Davenport
when I get into a hot college girl's dorm room I'm more likely to shit in her closet than fuck her |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:12 PM Author: beady-eyed crawly digit ratio hissy fit underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302555) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:23 PM Author: azure reading party preventive strike I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302752) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM Author: Razzle Institution Halford Ryan Leaf
I have no game
edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:07 PM Author: Beta ticket booth Subject: Leon Lett I am generally extremely good with the ladies, but the occasional fast, white guy can embarrass me and sometimes i lose my head and drop the ball when it snows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394460) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:11 PM Author: odious mauve faggot firefighter point a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a few spectacular seasons in which i played far above my level, and now i'm stuck with with a lesbian who's trying to ruin my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394494) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: Hideous jap party of the first part this is depressingly underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867795) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:26 PM Author: violent old irish cottage titcr, sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439890) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:16 AM Author: unholy home puppy one mo time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419016) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:27 AM Author: Out-of-control nubile cruise ship O.J. Simpson
I'm a lady killer. |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:28 AM Author: Bistre Galvanic Fat Ankles Windowlicker Clarett. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419085) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:29 AM Author: Blue vigorous patrolman Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419092) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:36 AM Author: Cruel-hearted resort black woman I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and end her career, while hurling racial slurs at her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419121) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: Scarlet toilet seat this one is underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7092943) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:26 AM Author: Cyan area feces lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302430) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:06 PM Author: unholy home puppy ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960006) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:07 PM Author: Bonkers orange community account roommate Kellen Winslow.
I'm a F****** solider!!! |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: Balding Mind-boggling Pozpig New Version Pat Tillman
everything is lined up perfectly for me, but I go to help out my boys and one of them blows me away. |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: Bistre Galvanic Fat Ankles Windowlicker good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960069) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:23 PM Author: unholy home puppy excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960091) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: laughsome smoky people who are hurt bawdyhouse nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091773) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 2:44 PM Author: unholy home puppy http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_friendly_fire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441667) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: Bistre Galvanic Fat Ankles Windowlicker Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:18 AM Author: unholy home puppy i love the answers in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091717) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:20 AM Author: cream candlestick maker I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as well be titled "ITT we lie about ourselves" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091739) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: unholy home puppy you think the people here really have mack game? most of these answers are self-deprecating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7093141) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: apoplectic principal's office knife Haywood Jefferies
Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jefferies superb performance in Nintendo's Super Techmo Bowl circa 1991), but otherwise forgettable. |
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Date: July 28th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: deranged idea he suggested pistol highly underrated. the oilers 4 wideouts in tecmo super bowl were amaziong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443231) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: crusty diverse pocket flask telephone tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level because of a calm demeanor and ability to turn it up when needed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094499) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:08 PM Author: buff blathering address becky Charles Woodson I often went both ways in college, but the experimentation stopped once I graduated. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: Chocolate doobsian temple alpha 173 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439877) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:21 AM Author: Wild Son Of Senegal Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big game, but I end up waiting around hoping someone will take pity on me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302423) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM Author: trip stead boistinker Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.
Obviously. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: trip stead boistinker Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.
"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."
I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style." |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: azure reading party preventive strike Awesome. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302760) |
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Date: December 27th, 2007 11:55 PM Author: deranged idea he suggested pistol breaking doors? was he wearing a sombrero? i think we have to give this one to ICE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080409) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:29 AM Author: angry set Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads.
We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:38 AM Author: Soul-stirring sex offender rigpig titcr
i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:45 AM Author: angry set just goes to show that when people here channel their creativity in a constructive direction the entertainment value of this place is still off the charts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302487) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM Author: Marvelous toaster skinny woman Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: Hateful cheese-eating mood Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM Author: disgusting ivory crotch Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: unholy home puppy nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302610) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:30 PM Author: trip stead boistinker Jason Taylor.
Because I'll fuck your sister and make you watch. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM Author: Soul-stirring sex offender rigpig In light of my recent streak:
I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.
Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM Author: french garrison Dennis Byrd.
I just lay there. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:18 PM Author: unholy home puppy superb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302976) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:20 PM Author: trip stead boistinker A+.
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:33 PM Author: laughsome smoky people who are hurt bawdyhouse 180. I laughed for five minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442357) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: Chartreuse Aromatic Potus i hate myself for laughing at this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442395) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:14 PM Author: Talented trust fund deon sanders
my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if you blink you'd miss my play |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:17 PM Author: azure reading party preventive strike I'm Joey Harrington.
I just plain fucking suck. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:36 PM Author: Copper free-loading library so you are officially coming out now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442363) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:40 PM Author: azure reading party preventive strike Really? That's the best you can do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442382) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:41 PM Author: Copper free-loading library i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442386) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:45 PM Author: azure reading party preventive strike Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's appearance when you have absolutely no idea what that person looks like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442401) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: Copper free-loading library i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442406) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: azure reading party preventive strike Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442413) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: Copper free-loading library it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you actually denying this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442416) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: azure reading party preventive strike How tall am I? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442419) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: Copper free-loading library ~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442423) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:52 PM Author: azure reading party preventive strike rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442429) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Copper free-loading library was i right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442436) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: azure reading party preventive strike no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442438) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: Copper free-loading library shorter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442439) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:43 PM Author: spruce lettuce For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make a lot of offensive comments about gays and Jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442394) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: Copper free-loading library how is this remotely offensive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442397) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: spruce lettuce Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little immature? Not to mention making fun of people's height. Seems little different than making fun of one's race. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442409) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:09 PM Author: Exhilarant roast beef you can drink milk dumbass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441303) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: red native McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 8:16 PM Author: spruce lettuce 4th & 26? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442648) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: spruce lettuce Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:11 PM Author: unholy home puppy i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442927) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: histrionic chad Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: Bisexual state I'm Bill Gramatica.
I'll do something good, but fairly normal and expected and then severely injure myself while celebrating. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: Chocolate doobsian temple alpha Dan Marino.
I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on the line, but in the end I lose anyway and walk off the field yelling at my wingmen. |
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Date: July 28th, 2007 5:27 AM Author: Motley base what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is really pretty fucking good. it's not so easy to think of somethign that's just equal to the average post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443980) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: Comical lilac weed whacker Cudos to this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:48 PM Author: misunderstood silver abode my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752162) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:05 PM Author: unholy home puppy sup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867710) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: Slippery boyish kitty cat incel tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge and DUI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867765) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: Hideous jap party of the first part but were you suspended by the league? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867793) |
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Date: December 28th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: Geriatric national cuckold Rod "He Hate Me" Smart
Beloved by many, but easily cut. |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:29 AM Author: unholy home puppy woop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9430944) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: Passionate Theater Stage Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=90
Because my favorite restaurant is Applebees, and the three qualities that best describe me are kind-hearted, and nurturing. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: Chocolate doobsian temple alpha I'm going to allow it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439849) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM Author: Sable school Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:48 AM Author: Aggressive Nibblets Dilemma i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432095) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM Author: Indecent property Mark Chmura (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:07 PM Author: Exhilarant roast beef rae carruth. no explanation necessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441293) |
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Date: June 12th, 2008 1:29 PM Author: Pontificating forum factory reset button Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in the zone and untouchable but that's rare and usually I go years without hitting some. And the times I usually get some big brother gets the hottie and I have to bite the bullet and fuck a fattie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9883775) |
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Date: August 29th, 2008 2:03 AM Author: Nighttime filthpig Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals, respectively. superb thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#10107469) |