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analogize your mack game to an nfl player
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.
edit: i change my answer to rex grossman. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:03 PM Author: tantric cream chad lodge Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but I don't score a whole lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379075) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: tantric cream chad lodge Rating=? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381849) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: bateful nursing home telephone from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.
it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: tantric cream chad lodge Fair enough... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381925) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Charismatic University joe horn
i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: Charismatic University :(
the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually. |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM Author: Cracking Slippery Antidepressant Drug Rice-- good at receiving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:39 PM Author: Cerebral faggotry mother Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usually I go home and smoke weed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271022) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:41 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone 179.96 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271032) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: azure low-t area TITCR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379487) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Aphrodisiac jap site Dee, is that you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381964) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: Rambunctious Chestnut Philosopher-king WOW nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091744) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:40 PM Author: angry generalized bond selfie i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minority receiver who had a mediocre career capped by 1 stellar season. suffered a career-ending injury that he still blames his last team for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271028) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:42 PM Author: Cerebral faggotry mother i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271034) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:45 PM Author: Lascivious public bath Ryan Leaf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271046) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:46 PM Author: Pearl Location OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271051) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: azure low-t area at least you have breathtaking moves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379492) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:51 PM Author: garnet heaven Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752169) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:47 PM Author: Burgundy Property Becky Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the end, I pretty much always wind up killing myself in a car crash.
http://www.cnn.com/grbac/tragiccarcrash/1995saturn |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM Author: Buff fragrant people who are hurt Tedy Bruschi. I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that. |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM Author: Vigorous demanding goal in life church building Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: Slate orchestra pit Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM Author: Hairless puppy whorehouse Mike Vick.
People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.
Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:01 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:14 PM Author: Hairless puppy whorehouse ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made my day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:19 PM Author: very tactful parlor quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: vibrant corner Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM Author: sapphire thirsty gas station Terrell Owens
Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Exciting Faggot Firefighter Pistol i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381965) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: coiffed hairraiser hairy legs Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: Autistic spectacular market turdskin If backfield=backdoor, then 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091795) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: pungent 180 depressive Leinart. Still the best mack out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: pungent 180 depressive Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:08 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone ty, homey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379477) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: supple dull yarmulke nowag Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:15 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379518) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM Author: purple range half-breed John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM Author: aromatic house-broken cumskin Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM Author: azure low-t area Steve Young.
When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.
Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.
Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:56 AM Author: Lascivious public bath also you are a mormon and a homosexual? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381859) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:01 AM Author: Exciting Faggot Firefighter Pistol i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381884) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:11 AM Author: Peach Exhilarant Ape what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381937) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Exciting Faggot Firefighter Pistol i defend Steve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381947) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:02 AM Author: Exciting Faggot Firefighter Pistol quality thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381886) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:05 AM Author: Exciting Faggot Firefighter Pistol Adam Vinatieri.
Others may have the stage most of the night, but I take it -- and win it -- in the end. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:06 AM Author: Peach Exhilarant Ape mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out potential (field) goals and nailing them between the uprights, but sometimes i get way too drunk and say the wrong thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381912) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: insanely creepy canary school police squad Oh look, it's UDELFAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381922) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:07 AM Author: insanely creepy canary school police squad http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_136342.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381917) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: Aphrodisiac jap site Leon Lett.
When I finally get to the biggest stage and I'm on my way to scoring against all odds, I showboat too soon and cost myself an easy score. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:18 AM Author: aggressive spot fortuitous meteor DONBEBEEPWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381966) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Exciting Faggot Firefighter Pistol William "The Fridge" Perry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381950) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: aggressive spot fortuitous meteor Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:19 AM Author: Peach Exhilarant Ape thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro football hall of fame... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381971) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:26 AM Author: aggressive spot fortuitous meteor the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6382005) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:48 PM Author: Floppy Wine Legend Step-uncle's House No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than the NFL one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394311) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:25 PM Author: Mildly autistic nibblets that just isn't true at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302757) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:33 PM Author: vibrant corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394199) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:37 PM Author: zippy jet-lagged indirect expression doug flutie
i get all my credit for a really hot girl i had small chance of nailing 20 years ago then i only dated girls in canada for a while, before coming back to live an unspectacular life with girls before finally i achieved fame for drop kicking one |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: Hairless puppy whorehouse this made me laugh.
it'd be funnier if it were true. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: Floppy Wine Legend Step-uncle's House Scott Norwood. A totally forgettable presence but for one spectacular public failure. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:53 PM Author: Motley vermilion forum mood ha. awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394352) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: razzle-dazzle abnormal native Subject: kobe bryant i'm playing a different game.. and it's called rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394328) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:55 PM Author: Motley vermilion forum mood I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal against the big names in the spotlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394370) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: stirring piazza mad-dog skullcap would be funnier if it was something like
jim kelly - i talk to the hottest girls, but franklyn (see above) cockblocks me |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: Motley vermilion forum mood plus I have a dead retarded son. oops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394397) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: Concupiscible chest-beating useless brakes ray lewis - i hit it hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394377) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: irradiated soggy trailer park background story Lawrence Taylor On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my prime, but most people looked at me like I was on crack. They were usually right. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:01 PM Author: Arousing station Najeh Davenport
when I get into a hot college girl's dorm room I'm more likely to shit in her closet than fuck her |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:12 PM Author: Harsh diverse ticket booth jewess underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302555) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:23 PM Author: Cowardly Idiotic Tanning Salon I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302752) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM Author: saffron idiot Ryan Leaf
I have no game
edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:07 PM Author: stirring piazza mad-dog skullcap Subject: Leon Lett I am generally extremely good with the ladies, but the occasional fast, white guy can embarrass me and sometimes i lose my head and drop the ball when it snows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394460) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:11 PM Author: Appetizing Mustard Reading Party Incel a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a few spectacular seasons in which i played far above my level, and now i'm stuck with with a lesbian who's trying to ruin my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394494) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: Emerald disrespectful bawdyhouse this is depressingly underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867795) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:26 PM Author: Soul-stirring Nudist Rehab titcr, sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439890) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:16 AM Author: bateful nursing home telephone one mo time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419016) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:27 AM Author: rusted bbw O.J. Simpson
I'm a lady killer. |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:28 AM Author: very tactful parlor Clarett. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419085) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:29 AM Author: racy office Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419092) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:36 AM Author: apoplectic hospital I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and end her career, while hurling racial slurs at her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419121) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: Motley vermilion forum mood this one is underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7092943) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:26 AM Author: heady maniacal theater stage striped hyena lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302430) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:06 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960006) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:07 PM Author: Startling violet rigor field Kellen Winslow.
I'm a F****** solider!!! |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: magenta offensive blood rage boiling water Pat Tillman
everything is lined up perfectly for me, but I go to help out my boys and one of them blows me away. |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: very tactful parlor good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960069) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:23 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960091) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: azure low-t area nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091773) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 2:44 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_friendly_fire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441667) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: very tactful parlor Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:18 AM Author: bateful nursing home telephone i love the answers in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091717) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:20 AM Author: Milky associate pit I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as well be titled "ITT we lie about ourselves" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091739) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: bateful nursing home telephone you think the people here really have mack game? most of these answers are self-deprecating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7093141) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: Marvelous crystalline rigpig Haywood Jefferies
Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jefferies superb performance in Nintendo's Super Techmo Bowl circa 1991), but otherwise forgettable. |
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Date: July 28th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Cerebral faggotry mother highly underrated. the oilers 4 wideouts in tecmo super bowl were amaziong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443231) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: crawly den black woman tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level because of a calm demeanor and ability to turn it up when needed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094499) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:08 PM Author: comical gaped home dopamine Charles Woodson I often went both ways in college, but the experimentation stopped once I graduated. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: aquamarine vivacious knife 173 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439877) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:21 AM Author: Gold bespoke dilemma Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big game, but I end up waiting around hoping someone will take pity on me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302423) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM Author: Gay wagecucks Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.
Obviously. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: Gay wagecucks Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.
"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."
I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style." |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: Cowardly Idiotic Tanning Salon Awesome. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302760) |
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Date: December 27th, 2007 11:55 PM Author: Cerebral faggotry mother breaking doors? was he wearing a sombrero? i think we have to give this one to ICE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080409) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:29 AM Author: Hairless puppy whorehouse Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads.
We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:38 AM Author: pungent 180 depressive titcr
i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:45 AM Author: Hairless puppy whorehouse just goes to show that when people here channel their creativity in a constructive direction the entertainment value of this place is still off the charts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302487) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM Author: boyish shitlib potus Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: Mildly autistic nibblets Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM Author: Provocative Drab Theater Doctorate Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302610) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:30 PM Author: Gay wagecucks Jason Taylor.
Because I'll fuck your sister and make you watch. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM Author: pungent 180 depressive In light of my recent streak:
I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.
Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM Author: Dashing plaza Dennis Byrd.
I just lay there. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:18 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone superb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302976) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:20 PM Author: Gay wagecucks A+.
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:33 PM Author: azure low-t area 180. I laughed for five minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442357) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: Multi-colored fighting clown crackhouse i hate myself for laughing at this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442395) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:14 PM Author: green embarrassed to the bone base ratface deon sanders
my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if you blink you'd miss my play |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:17 PM Author: Cowardly Idiotic Tanning Salon I'm Joey Harrington.
I just plain fucking suck. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:36 PM Author: Razzle Cheese-eating Shrine Fat Ankles so you are officially coming out now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442363) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:40 PM Author: Cowardly Idiotic Tanning Salon Really? That's the best you can do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442382) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:41 PM Author: Razzle Cheese-eating Shrine Fat Ankles i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442386) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:45 PM Author: Cowardly Idiotic Tanning Salon Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's appearance when you have absolutely no idea what that person looks like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442401) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: Razzle Cheese-eating Shrine Fat Ankles i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442406) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: Cowardly Idiotic Tanning Salon Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442413) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: Razzle Cheese-eating Shrine Fat Ankles it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you actually denying this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442416) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: Cowardly Idiotic Tanning Salon How tall am I? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442419) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: Razzle Cheese-eating Shrine Fat Ankles ~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442423) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:52 PM Author: Cowardly Idiotic Tanning Salon rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442429) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Razzle Cheese-eating Shrine Fat Ankles was i right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442436) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Cowardly Idiotic Tanning Salon no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442438) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: Razzle Cheese-eating Shrine Fat Ankles shorter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442439) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:43 PM Author: Galvanic Underhanded Address For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make a lot of offensive comments about gays and Jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442394) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: Razzle Cheese-eating Shrine Fat Ankles how is this remotely offensive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442397) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: Galvanic Underhanded Address Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little immature? Not to mention making fun of people's height. Seems little different than making fun of one's race. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442409) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:09 PM Author: hot yellow digit ratio wrinkle you can drink milk dumbass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441303) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy brilliant temple main people McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 8:16 PM Author: Galvanic Underhanded Address 4th & 26? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442648) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: Galvanic Underhanded Address Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:11 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442927) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: bistre kitchen cuck Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: laughsome brindle gaping I'm Bill Gramatica.
I'll do something good, but fairly normal and expected and then severely injure myself while celebrating. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: aquamarine vivacious knife Dan Marino.
I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on the line, but in the end I lose anyway and walk off the field yelling at my wingmen. |
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Date: July 28th, 2007 5:27 AM Author: turquoise unholy partner electric furnace what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is really pretty fucking good. it's not so easy to think of somethign that's just equal to the average post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443980) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: light coffee pot stage Cudos to this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:48 PM Author: garnet heaven my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752162) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:05 PM Author: bateful nursing home telephone sup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867710) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: passionate costumed degenerate haunted graveyard tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge and DUI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867765) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: Emerald disrespectful bawdyhouse but were you suspended by the league? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867793) |
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Date: December 28th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: electric pale cruise ship stain Rod "He Hate Me" Smart
Beloved by many, but easily cut. |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:29 AM Author: bateful nursing home telephone woop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9430944) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: onyx cocky juggernaut organic girlfriend Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=90
Because my favorite restaurant is Applebees, and the three qualities that best describe me are kind-hearted, and nurturing. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: aquamarine vivacious knife I'm going to allow it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439849) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM Author: Rebellious odious cuckoldry menage Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:48 AM Author: Greedy church i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432095) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM Author: Histrionic sweet tailpipe dog poop Mark Chmura (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:07 PM Author: hot yellow digit ratio wrinkle rae carruth. no explanation necessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441293) |
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Date: June 12th, 2008 1:29 PM Author: Impertinent naked point queen of the night Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in the zone and untouchable but that's rare and usually I go years without hitting some. And the times I usually get some big brother gets the hottie and I have to bite the bullet and fuck a fattie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9883775) |
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Date: August 29th, 2008 2:03 AM Author: Big roommate Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals, respectively. superb thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#10107469) |