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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM Author: Seedy institution
i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.
edit: i change my answer to rex grossman.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271012) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: Seedy institution
from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.
it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381871) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Useless weed whacker pit
joe horn
i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394275) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: Useless weed whacker pit
:(
the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302583) |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM Author: Vigorous mediation
Rice-- good at receiving.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019) |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:39 PM Author: Appetizing sanctuary nibblets
Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usually I go home and smoke weed
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271022) |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:40 PM Author: racy abusive background story
i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minority receiver who had a mediocre career capped by 1 stellar season. suffered a career-ending injury that he still blames his last team for.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271028) |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:45 PM Author: outnumbered pocket flask
Ryan Leaf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271046) |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:46 PM Author: Mint spectacular place of business
OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271051) |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:47 PM Author: odious forum skinny woman
Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the end, I pretty much always wind up killing myself in a car crash.
http://www.cnn.com/grbac/tragiccarcrash/1995saturn
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271056) |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM Author: Sapphire aphrodisiac quadroon
Tedy Bruschi.
I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271064) |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM Author: carnelian travel guidebook national
Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM Author: Seedy institution
the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: Transparent legend
Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM Author: turquoise 180 prole
Mike Vick.
People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.
Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379047) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: Beady-eyed elastic band
Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM Author: hot sandwich
Terrell Owens
Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379297) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: Provocative Boiling Water
Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: supple gas station macaca
Leinart. Still the best mack out there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: Wonderful Cobalt University
Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM Author: Maroon wild sex offender toaster
John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM Author: Ruddy excitant pistol senate
Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM Author: Tantric Rusted Telephone
Steve Young.
When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.
Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.
Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379550) |
Date: August 5th, 2006 3:02 AM Author: At-the-ready theatre
quality thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381886) |
Date: August 5th, 2006 3:05 AM Author: At-the-ready theatre
Adam Vinatieri.
Others may have the stage most of the night, but I take it -- and win it -- in the end.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381906) |
Date: August 5th, 2006 3:06 AM Author: alcoholic boyish state lettuce
mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out potential (field) goals and nailing them between the uprights, but sometimes i get way too drunk and say the wrong thing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381912) |
Date: August 5th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: Twinkling self-absorbed friendly grandma candlestick maker
Leon Lett.
When I finally get to the biggest stage and I'm on my way to scoring against all odds, I showboat too soon and cost myself an easy score.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381940) |
Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: At-the-ready theatre
William "The Fridge" Perry
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381950) |
Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: salmon zombie-like lodge digit ratio
Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 3:33 PM Author: Beady-eyed elastic band
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394199) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 3:37 PM Author: white nursing home
doug flutie
i get all my credit for a really hot girl i had small chance of nailing 20 years ago
then i only dated girls in canada for a while, before coming back to live an unspectacular life with girls before finally i achieved fame for drop kicking one
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394224) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: turquoise 180 prole
this made me laugh.
it'd be funnier if it were true.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394336) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: Impertinent set toilet seat
Scott Norwood.
A totally forgettable presence but for one spectacular public failure.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394326) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: naked people who are hurt alpha Subject: kobe bryant
i'm playing a different game.. and it's called rape
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394328) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 3:55 PM Author: cerebral sickened persian
I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal against the big names in the spotlight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394370) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: Glassy Unholy Trust Fund Psychic
would be funnier if it was something like
jim kelly - i talk to the hottest girls, but franklyn (see above) cockblocks me
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394388) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: Obsidian library
ray lewis - i hit it hard
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394377) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: Dead Trailer Park Gaping
Lawrence Taylor
On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my prime, but most people looked at me like I was on crack. They were usually right.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394402) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 4:01 PM Author: High-end soul-stirring faggot firefighter
Najeh Davenport
when I get into a hot college girl's dorm room I'm more likely to shit in her closet than fuck her
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394414) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM Author: olive harsh parlor queen of the night
Ryan Leaf
I have no game
edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394440) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 4:07 PM Author: Glassy Unholy Trust Fund Psychic Subject: Leon Lett
I am generally extremely good with the ladies, but the occasional fast, white guy can embarrass me and sometimes i lose my head and drop the ball when it snows
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394460) |
Date: August 7th, 2006 4:11 PM Author: disrespectful aromatic hall round eye
a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a few spectacular seasons in which i played far above my level, and now i'm stuck with with a lesbian who's trying to ruin my life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394494) |
Date: August 11th, 2006 1:16 AM Author: Seedy institution
one mo time
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419016) |
Date: August 11th, 2006 1:27 AM Author: Filthy tattoo
O.J. Simpson
I'm a lady killer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419080) |
Date: August 11th, 2006 1:28 AM Author: Coral clown
Clarett.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419085) |
Date: August 11th, 2006 1:29 AM Author: Floppy Gay Parlour Preventive Strike
Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419092) |
Date: August 11th, 2006 1:36 AM Author: Mind-boggling temple
I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and end her career, while hurling racial slurs at her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419121) |
Date: November 9th, 2006 9:06 PM Author: Seedy institution
ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in this thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960006) |
Date: November 9th, 2006 9:07 PM Author: aquamarine famous landscape painting space
Kellen Winslow.
I'm a F****** solider!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960013) |
Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: Titillating pink boistinker
Pat Tillman
everything is lined up perfectly for me, but I go to help out my boys and one of them blows me away.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960066) |
Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: Coral clown
Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068) |
Date: November 29th, 2006 1:18 AM Author: Seedy institution
i love the answers in this thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091717) |
Date: November 29th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: Arousing Dull Striped Hyena Principal's Office
Haywood Jefferies
Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jefferies superb performance in Nintendo's Super Techmo Bowl circa 1991), but otherwise forgettable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094477) |
Date: November 29th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: Flatulent irradiated feces
tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level because of a calm demeanor and ability to turn it up when needed
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094499) |
Date: November 29th, 2006 2:08 PM Author: Ruby shivering native haunted graveyard
Charles Woodson
I often went both ways in college, but the experimentation stopped once I graduated.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094568) |
Date: June 26th, 2007 11:21 AM Author: scarlet double fault
Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big game, but I end up waiting around hoping someone will take pity on me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302423) |
Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM Author: Electric Fishy Stage
Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.
Obviously.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302428) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: Electric Fishy Stage
Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.
"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."
I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302466) |
Date: June 26th, 2007 11:29 AM Author: turquoise 180 prole
Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads.
We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302437) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:38 AM Author: supple gas station macaca
titcr
i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302460) |
Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM Author: light erotic idea he suggested juggernaut
Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442) |
Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: vivacious startled genital piercing masturbator
Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514) |
Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM Author: lilac french chef
Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604) |
Date: June 26th, 2007 1:30 PM Author: Electric Fishy Stage
Jason Taylor.
Because I'll fuck your sister and make you watch.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302768) |
Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM Author: supple gas station macaca
In light of my recent streak:
I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.
Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302872)
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM Author: Mischievous Abode
Dennis Byrd.
I just lay there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302889) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:20 PM Author: Electric Fishy Stage
A+.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302987)
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:14 PM Author: Histrionic school
deon sanders
my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if you blink you'd miss my play
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441784) |
Date: July 27th, 2007 3:17 PM Author: Very tactful deep pozpig
I'm Joey Harrington.
I just plain fucking suck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441802) |
Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: bateful mad cow disease bawdyhouse
McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426) |
Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: black cuck
Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441) |
Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: Opaque Passionate Windowlicker Messiness
Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574) |
Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: sticky bbw tank
I'm Bill Gramatica.
I'll do something good, but fairly normal and expected and then severely injure myself while celebrating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442582) |
Date: July 27th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: laughsome house
Dan Marino.
I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on the line, but in the end I lose anyway and walk off the field yelling at my wingmen.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442993) |
Date: July 28th, 2007 5:27 AM Author: razzle brass hairy legs
what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is really pretty fucking good. it's not so easy to think of somethign that's just equal to the average post
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443980) |
Date: October 10th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: Trip Red Meetinghouse
Cudos to this thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752140) |
Date: November 7th, 2007 11:05 PM Author: Seedy institution
sup
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867710) |
Date: November 7th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: multi-colored trump supporter locale
tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge and DUI
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867765) |
Date: December 28th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: Indecent alcoholic factory reset button pervert
Rod "He Hate Me" Smart
Beloved by many, but easily cut.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080435) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 1:29 AM Author: Seedy institution
woop
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9430944) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: marvelous business firm
Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=90
Because my favorite restaurant is Applebees, and the three qualities that best describe me are kind-hearted, and nurturing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9431019) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM Author: hairraiser step-uncle's house
Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 9:48 AM Author: navy mental disorder spot
i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432095) |
Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM Author: Mewling private investor legal warrant
Mark Chmura
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203) |
Date: June 12th, 2008 1:29 PM Author: Big violent kitchen
Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in the zone and untouchable but that's rare and usually I go years without hitting some. And the times I usually get some big brother gets the hottie and I have to bite the bullet and fuck a fattie.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9883775) |
Date: August 29th, 2008 2:03 AM Author: Onyx Nighttime Brethren
Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals, respectively. superb thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#10107469) |
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