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analogize your mack game to an nfl player
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.
edit: i change my answer to rex grossman. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:03 PM Author: Swollen Spectacular Striped Hyena Pistol Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but I don't score a whole lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379075) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: Swollen Spectacular Striped Hyena Pistol Rating=? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381849) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: Boyish den useless brakes from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.
it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: Swollen Spectacular Striped Hyena Pistol Fair enough... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381925) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: mahogany range organic girlfriend joe horn
i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: mahogany range organic girlfriend :(
the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually. |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM Author: pontificating self-absorbed marketing idea Rice-- good at receiving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:39 PM Author: autistic telephone Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usually I go home and smoke weed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271022) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:41 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes 179.96 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271032) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: Azure Appetizing Nowag House TITCR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379487) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: aromatic mediation Dee, is that you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381964) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: Idiotic sienna preventive strike gas station WOW nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091744) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:40 PM Author: Bateful Fuchsia Hospital i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minority receiver who had a mediocre career capped by 1 stellar season. suffered a career-ending injury that he still blames his last team for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271028) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:42 PM Author: autistic telephone i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271034) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:45 PM Author: impressive slate french chef Ryan Leaf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271046) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:46 PM Author: Soul-stirring Candlestick Maker OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271051) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: Azure Appetizing Nowag House at least you have breathtaking moves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379492) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:51 PM Author: motley greedy site Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752169) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:47 PM Author: Marvelous Market Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the end, I pretty much always wind up killing myself in a car crash.
http://www.cnn.com/grbac/tragiccarcrash/1995saturn |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM Author: fishy toilet seat Tedy Bruschi. I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that. |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM Author: Irradiated Kitchen Crotch Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: Indecent School Cafeteria Ape Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM Author: hilarious electric theatre Mike Vick.
People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.
Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:01 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:14 PM Author: hilarious electric theatre ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made my day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:19 PM Author: Naked Parlor Weed Whacker quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: Aphrodisiac really tough guy Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM Author: Yapping library degenerate Terrell Owens
Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Purple curious box office i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381965) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: arousing stag film Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: bull headed idea he suggested set If backfield=backdoor, then 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091795) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: Drunken goal in life tank Leinart. Still the best mack out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: Drunken goal in life tank Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:08 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes ty, homey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379477) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: Aqua odious school gay wizard Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:15 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379518) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM Author: alcoholic milky church building macaca John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM Author: Stimulating bat shit crazy hall death wish Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM Author: Azure Appetizing Nowag House Steve Young.
When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.
Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.
Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:56 AM Author: impressive slate french chef also you are a mormon and a homosexual? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381859) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:01 AM Author: Purple curious box office i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381884) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:11 AM Author: Floppy lilac dragon what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381937) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Purple curious box office i defend Steve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381947) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:02 AM Author: Purple curious box office quality thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381886) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:05 AM Author: Purple curious box office Adam Vinatieri.
Others may have the stage most of the night, but I take it -- and win it -- in the end. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:06 AM Author: Floppy lilac dragon mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out potential (field) goals and nailing them between the uprights, but sometimes i get way too drunk and say the wrong thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381912) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: ruby national Oh look, it's UDELFAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381922) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:07 AM Author: ruby national http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_136342.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381917) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: aromatic mediation Leon Lett.
When I finally get to the biggest stage and I'm on my way to scoring against all odds, I showboat too soon and cost myself an easy score. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:18 AM Author: Mind-boggling principal's office twinkling uncleanness DONBEBEEPWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381966) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Purple curious box office William "The Fridge" Perry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381950) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Mind-boggling principal's office twinkling uncleanness Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:19 AM Author: Floppy lilac dragon thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro football hall of fame... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381971) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:26 AM Author: Mind-boggling principal's office twinkling uncleanness the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6382005) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:48 PM Author: Titillating Property Private Investor No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than the NFL one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394311) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:25 PM Author: 180 mischievous nursing home sandwich that just isn't true at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302757) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:33 PM Author: Aphrodisiac really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394199) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:37 PM Author: Black senate doug flutie
i get all my credit for a really hot girl i had small chance of nailing 20 years ago then i only dated girls in canada for a while, before coming back to live an unspectacular life with girls before finally i achieved fame for drop kicking one |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: hilarious electric theatre this made me laugh.
it'd be funnier if it were true. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: Titillating Property Private Investor Scott Norwood. A totally forgettable presence but for one spectacular public failure. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:53 PM Author: Glittery dark crackhouse police squad ha. awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394352) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: filthy legend Subject: kobe bryant i'm playing a different game.. and it's called rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394328) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:55 PM Author: Glittery dark crackhouse police squad I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal against the big names in the spotlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394370) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: razzle-dazzle coral state would be funnier if it was something like
jim kelly - i talk to the hottest girls, but franklyn (see above) cockblocks me |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: Glittery dark crackhouse police squad plus I have a dead retarded son. oops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394397) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: awkward corn cake stage ray lewis - i hit it hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394377) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: Racy zombie-like famous landscape painting Lawrence Taylor On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my prime, but most people looked at me like I was on crack. They were usually right. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:01 PM Author: scarlet wagecucks Najeh Davenport
when I get into a hot college girl's dorm room I'm more likely to shit in her closet than fuck her |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:12 PM Author: Lascivious roommate underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302555) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:23 PM Author: laughsome crystalline spot cuck I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302752) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM Author: Supple skinny woman Ryan Leaf
I have no game
edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:07 PM Author: razzle-dazzle coral state Subject: Leon Lett I am generally extremely good with the ladies, but the occasional fast, white guy can embarrass me and sometimes i lose my head and drop the ball when it snows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394460) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:11 PM Author: big forum a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a few spectacular seasons in which i played far above my level, and now i'm stuck with with a lesbian who's trying to ruin my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394494) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: geriatric water buffalo this is depressingly underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867795) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:26 PM Author: Disturbing multi-colored incel titcr, sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439890) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:16 AM Author: Boyish den useless brakes one mo time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419016) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:27 AM Author: Territorial stage O.J. Simpson
I'm a lady killer. |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:28 AM Author: Naked Parlor Weed Whacker Clarett. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419085) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:29 AM Author: Trip sticky university Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419092) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:36 AM Author: adventurous deep base I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and end her career, while hurling racial slurs at her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419121) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: Glittery dark crackhouse police squad this one is underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7092943) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:26 AM Author: Chrome giraffe lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302430) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:06 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960006) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:07 PM Author: Ocher Unholy Stock Car Kellen Winslow.
I'm a F****** solider!!! |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: frum dopamine Pat Tillman
everything is lined up perfectly for me, but I go to help out my boys and one of them blows me away. |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: Naked Parlor Weed Whacker good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960069) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:23 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960091) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: Azure Appetizing Nowag House nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091773) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 2:44 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_friendly_fire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441667) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: Naked Parlor Weed Whacker Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:18 AM Author: Boyish den useless brakes i love the answers in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091717) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:20 AM Author: anal charismatic chapel stain I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as well be titled "ITT we lie about ourselves" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091739) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: Boyish den useless brakes you think the people here really have mack game? most of these answers are self-deprecating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7093141) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: erotic stirring mad cow disease trailer park Haywood Jefferies
Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jefferies superb performance in Nintendo's Super Techmo Bowl circa 1991), but otherwise forgettable. |
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Date: July 28th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: autistic telephone highly underrated. the oilers 4 wideouts in tecmo super bowl were amaziong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443231) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: Frozen brilliant space digit ratio tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level because of a calm demeanor and ability to turn it up when needed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094499) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:08 PM Author: Histrionic Alpha Charles Woodson I often went both ways in college, but the experimentation stopped once I graduated. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: beady-eyed deranged step-uncle's house patrolman 173 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439877) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:21 AM Author: nofapping flesh sex offender Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big game, but I end up waiting around hoping someone will take pity on me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302423) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM Author: hideous sanctuary pervert Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.
Obviously. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: hideous sanctuary pervert Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.
"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."
I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style." |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: laughsome crystalline spot cuck Awesome. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302760) |
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Date: December 27th, 2007 11:55 PM Author: autistic telephone breaking doors? was he wearing a sombrero? i think we have to give this one to ICE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080409) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:29 AM Author: hilarious electric theatre Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads.
We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:38 AM Author: Drunken goal in life tank titcr
i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:45 AM Author: hilarious electric theatre just goes to show that when people here channel their creativity in a constructive direction the entertainment value of this place is still off the charts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302487) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM Author: Sadistic orchestra pit Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: 180 mischievous nursing home sandwich Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM Author: painfully honest azn point Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302610) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:30 PM Author: hideous sanctuary pervert Jason Taylor.
Because I'll fuck your sister and make you watch. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM Author: Drunken goal in life tank In light of my recent streak:
I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.
Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM Author: diverse bright doctorate stead Dennis Byrd.
I just lay there. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:18 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes superb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302976) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:20 PM Author: hideous sanctuary pervert A+.
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:33 PM Author: Azure Appetizing Nowag House 180. I laughed for five minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442357) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: claret provocative tanning salon haunted graveyard i hate myself for laughing at this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442395) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:14 PM Author: splenetic ceo garrison deon sanders
my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if you blink you'd miss my play |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:17 PM Author: laughsome crystalline spot cuck I'm Joey Harrington.
I just plain fucking suck. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:36 PM Author: cerebral corner rigpig so you are officially coming out now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442363) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:40 PM Author: laughsome crystalline spot cuck Really? That's the best you can do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442382) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:41 PM Author: cerebral corner rigpig i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442386) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:45 PM Author: laughsome crystalline spot cuck Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's appearance when you have absolutely no idea what that person looks like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442401) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: cerebral corner rigpig i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442406) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: laughsome crystalline spot cuck Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442413) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: cerebral corner rigpig it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you actually denying this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442416) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: laughsome crystalline spot cuck How tall am I? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442419) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: cerebral corner rigpig ~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442423) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:52 PM Author: laughsome crystalline spot cuck rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442429) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: cerebral corner rigpig was i right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442436) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: laughsome crystalline spot cuck no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442438) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: cerebral corner rigpig shorter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442439) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:43 PM Author: Overrated jewess cruise ship For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make a lot of offensive comments about gays and Jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442394) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: cerebral corner rigpig how is this remotely offensive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442397) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: Overrated jewess cruise ship Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little immature? Not to mention making fun of people's height. Seems little different than making fun of one's race. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442409) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:09 PM Author: Razzle Rehab Hominid you can drink milk dumbass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441303) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: Cream Talented Prole Sneaky Criminal McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 8:16 PM Author: Overrated jewess cruise ship 4th & 26? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442648) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: Overrated jewess cruise ship Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:11 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442927) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: dashing abode boistinker Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: Olive hyperventilating yarmulke I'm Bill Gramatica.
I'll do something good, but fairly normal and expected and then severely injure myself while celebrating. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: beady-eyed deranged step-uncle's house patrolman Dan Marino.
I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on the line, but in the end I lose anyway and walk off the field yelling at my wingmen. |
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Date: July 28th, 2007 5:27 AM Author: lemon associate center what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is really pretty fucking good. it's not so easy to think of somethign that's just equal to the average post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443980) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: vivacious mildly autistic partner Cudos to this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:48 PM Author: motley greedy site my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752162) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:05 PM Author: Boyish den useless brakes sup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867710) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: wild exhilarant immigrant tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge and DUI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867765) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: geriatric water buffalo but were you suspended by the league? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867793) |
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Date: December 28th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: Narrow-minded National Security Agency Parlour Rod "He Hate Me" Smart
Beloved by many, but easily cut. |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:29 AM Author: Boyish den useless brakes woop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9430944) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: fragrant impertinent cuckoldry Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=90
Because my favorite restaurant is Applebees, and the three qualities that best describe me are kind-hearted, and nurturing. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: beady-eyed deranged step-uncle's house patrolman I'm going to allow it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439849) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM Author: Jade excitant native Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:48 AM Author: Red heady institution quadroon i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432095) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM Author: Maroon Lodge Mark Chmura (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:07 PM Author: Razzle Rehab Hominid rae carruth. no explanation necessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441293) |
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Date: June 12th, 2008 1:29 PM Author: gold sick plaza karate Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in the zone and untouchable but that's rare and usually I go years without hitting some. And the times I usually get some big brother gets the hottie and I have to bite the bullet and fuck a fattie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9883775) |
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Date: August 29th, 2008 2:03 AM Author: vigorous amber main people Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals, respectively. superb thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#10107469) |