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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
mahogany locale really tough guy
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
excitant impressive state hunting ground
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
pale clown deer antler
  08/29/07
...
Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
cobalt haunted graveyard lay
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
cobalt haunted graveyard lay
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
awesome/
ruddy point filthpig
  08/21/07
i like this thread
Buff potus
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Hideous fragrant native
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Hideous fragrant native
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
you're british
Beady-eyed space marketing idea
  09/07/07
hahaha
Chestnut razzle-dazzle therapy hissy fit
  07/31/06
is this for real?
Green Fiercely-loyal Ape Hospital
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
Green Fiercely-loyal Ape Hospital
  07/31/06
...
Flushed water buffalo boiling water
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
Thriller Meetinghouse
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
Ultramarine Theatre
  07/31/06
This is amazing
stirring heaven wrinkle
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Geriatric apoplectic locus
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
titillating plaza halford
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
umber high-end jewess
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
Cheese-eating Marvelous Newt Voyeur
  08/01/06
SWeet
soggy tattoo tank
  08/01/06
ROFL
Internet-worthy weed whacker stead
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Internet-worthy weed whacker stead
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
soggy tattoo tank
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
soggy tattoo tank
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
titillating plaza halford
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Internet-worthy weed whacker stead
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
electric fishy coffee pot
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
...
aromatic olive national security agency dragon
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
...
aromatic olive national security agency dragon
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
...
aromatic olive national security agency dragon
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
...
aromatic olive national security agency dragon
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
Buff potus
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Hideous fragrant native
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Geriatric apoplectic locus
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
exhilarant well-lubricated market
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
exhilarant well-lubricated market
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Internet-worthy weed whacker stead
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Unhinged pit
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Sienna know-it-all double fault
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
vigorous bronze library
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
Confused glittery indian lodge foreskin
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
godawful rusted gaming laptop
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
Chartreuse piazza
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
Ultramarine Theatre
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
Ultramarine Theatre
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
submissive multi-billionaire public bath
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
Offensive Institution Legend
  11/12/06
rofl
Violent odious chapel volcanic crater
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
titillating plaza halford
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Aphrodisiac tanning salon
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
dashing rigor
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
submissive multi-billionaire public bath
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
Motley national sex offender
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
Offensive Institution Legend
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
submissive multi-billionaire public bath
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
Motley national sex offender
  11/12/06
...
Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
titillating plaza halford
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
Ultramarine Theatre
  11/12/06
ROFL!
submissive multi-billionaire public bath
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
titillating plaza halford
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
submissive multi-billionaire public bath
  11/12/06
180
Fighting outnumbered cuckold
  11/13/06
definitely
Buff potus
  11/16/06
awesome.
Red menage
  12/18/06
180.
Hyperventilating smoky degenerate
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
comical whorehouse immigrant
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
chest-beating corner
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
titillating plaza halford
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
slippery heady persian
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
Ultramarine Theatre
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
diverse bawdyhouse depressive
  11/16/06
floozy
electric fishy coffee pot
  11/16/06
i know :(
diverse bawdyhouse depressive
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
Drab boistinker
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
Buff potus
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Vibrant jap orchestra pit
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
Federal ticket booth
  11/16/06
bump
Fighting outnumbered cuckold
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
Mind-boggling step-uncle's house
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
exciting jade cumskin address
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
Dun Adventurous Community Account
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
Supple center indirect expression
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
Claret bbw
  12/18/06
SWeet
zombie-like vivacious office
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
Thriller Meetinghouse
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
gold ceo
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
wonderful charcoal pisswyrm
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Fighting outnumbered cuckold
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
Frisky Abode
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
Mentally impaired partner
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Fighting outnumbered cuckold
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
black puppy organic girlfriend
  04/01/07
PENN
Cerebral fuchsia hairy legs
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
Provocative Erotic Philosopher-king Striped Hyena
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
Carmine lascivious den crotch
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
Violet pungent incel
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
Violet pungent incel
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
lilac area
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
blue range
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
Charismatic stage
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
yellow autistic cruise ship sneaky criminal
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
big hall patrolman
  08/30/07
...
Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole
  08/30/07
...
Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole
  09/07/07
...
Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
Violet pungent incel
  01/09/08
...
Red menage
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
talented khaki theater
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Cerise Sweet Tailpipe French Chef
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
Ultramarine Theatre
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: mahogany locale really tough guy

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: excitant impressive state hunting ground

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: pale clown deer antler

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: cobalt haunted graveyard lay

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: cobalt haunted graveyard lay

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: ruddy point filthpig

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Buff potus

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Hideous fragrant native

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Hideous fragrant native

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed space marketing idea

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Chestnut razzle-dazzle therapy hissy fit

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Green Fiercely-loyal Ape Hospital

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Green Fiercely-loyal Ape Hospital

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Flushed water buffalo boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: stirring heaven wrinkle

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Geriatric apoplectic locus

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: titillating plaza halford

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: umber high-end jewess

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Marvelous Newt Voyeur

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: soggy tattoo tank

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Internet-worthy weed whacker stead
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy weed whacker stead

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: soggy tattoo tank

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: soggy tattoo tank

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: titillating plaza halford

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Internet-worthy weed whacker stead

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: electric fishy coffee pot

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: aromatic olive national security agency dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: aromatic olive national security agency dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: aromatic olive national security agency dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: aromatic olive national security agency dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Buff potus

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Hideous fragrant native

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Geriatric apoplectic locus

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: exhilarant well-lubricated market

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: exhilarant well-lubricated market

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Internet-worthy weed whacker stead

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Unhinged pit

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Sienna know-it-all double fault

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: vigorous bronze library

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: Confused glittery indian lodge foreskin

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: godawful rusted gaming laptop

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Chartreuse piazza

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: submissive multi-billionaire public bath

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Offensive Institution Legend

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Violent odious chapel volcanic crater

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: titillating plaza halford

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac tanning salon

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: dashing rigor

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: submissive multi-billionaire public bath

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Motley national sex offender

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: Offensive Institution Legend

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: submissive multi-billionaire public bath

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Motley national sex offender

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: titillating plaza halford

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: submissive multi-billionaire public bath

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: titillating plaza halford

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: submissive multi-billionaire public bath

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Fighting outnumbered cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: Buff potus

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: Red menage

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Hyperventilating smoky degenerate

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: comical whorehouse immigrant

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: chest-beating corner

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: titillating plaza halford

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: slippery heady persian

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: diverse bawdyhouse depressive

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: electric fishy coffee pot

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: diverse bawdyhouse depressive

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: Drab boistinker

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: Buff potus

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Vibrant jap orchestra pit

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: Federal ticket booth

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Fighting outnumbered cuckold

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling step-uncle's house

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: exciting jade cumskin address

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: Dun Adventurous Community Account

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Supple center indirect expression

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: Claret bbw

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: zombie-like vivacious office

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: gold ceo

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful charcoal pisswyrm

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Fighting outnumbered cuckold

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Frisky Abode

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired partner

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Fighting outnumbered cuckold

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: black puppy organic girlfriend

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Cerebral fuchsia hairy legs

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Provocative Erotic Philosopher-king Striped Hyena

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Carmine lascivious den crotch

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Violet pungent incel

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Violet pungent incel

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: lilac area

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: blue range

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Charismatic stage

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: yellow autistic cruise ship sneaky criminal

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: big hall patrolman

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Self-centered Galvanic Site Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: Violet pungent incel

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: Red menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: talented khaki theater

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Cerise Sweet Tailpipe French Chef

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theatre

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)