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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
mustard diverse wagecucks mexican
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
Hairless Spot Useless Brakes
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Charismatic brass chapel sex offender
  08/29/07
...
coral black woman
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
bespoke trip plaza blood rage
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
bespoke trip plaza blood rage
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
awesome/
Fiercely-loyal aggressive death wish
  08/21/07
i like this thread
disgusting bronze mother
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
shimmering bipolar gay wizard
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
shimmering bipolar gay wizard
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
you're british
crimson garrison weed whacker
  09/07/07
hahaha
frisky poppy hospital
  07/31/06
is this for real?
Stirring Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
Stirring Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  07/31/06
...
Big-titted Senate Indirect Expression
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
Translucent Sanctuary
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
Overrated karate
  07/31/06
This is amazing
Chartreuse haunting site community account
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Rose low-t azn
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
cracking pit
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
bat shit crazy useless market
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
impertinent house-broken queen of the night casino
  08/01/06
SWeet
harsh exciting son of senegal church building
  08/01/06
ROFL
hyperventilating locale twinkling uncleanness
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
hyperventilating locale twinkling uncleanness
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
harsh exciting son of senegal church building
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
harsh exciting son of senegal church building
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
cracking pit
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
hyperventilating locale twinkling uncleanness
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
Soggy Pearly Doctorate Box Office
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
...
bonkers curious immigrant
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
...
bonkers curious immigrant
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
...
bonkers curious immigrant
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
...
bonkers curious immigrant
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
disgusting bronze mother
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
shimmering bipolar gay wizard
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Rose low-t azn
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
beady-eyed metal lodge
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
beady-eyed metal lodge
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
hyperventilating locale twinkling uncleanness
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Cruel-hearted hominid
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Razzle angry candlestick maker corner
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Indecent associate theater stage
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
wonderful drunken main people roast beef
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
Overrated karate
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
Overrated karate
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
Overrated karate
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
Overrated karate
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
Overrated karate
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
Wine nighttime whorehouse private investor
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
Overrated karate
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
aqua parlour brethren
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
Overrated karate
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
Overrated karate
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
brindle regret
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
effete principal's office messiness
  11/12/06
rofl
dashing police squad
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
cracking pit
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
tantric base cuckoldry
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
Rusted step-uncle's house
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
brindle regret
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
marvelous round eye
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
effete principal's office messiness
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
brindle regret
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
marvelous round eye
  11/12/06
...
coral black woman
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
cracking pit
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
Overrated karate
  11/12/06
ROFL!
brindle regret
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
cracking pit
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
brindle regret
  11/12/06
180
Nudist aphrodisiac menage haunted graveyard
  11/13/06
definitely
disgusting bronze mother
  11/16/06
awesome.
Passionate Puce Ape
  12/18/06
180.
Bull headed athletic conference hell
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
Mauve nofapping newt goal in life
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
hot floppy circlehead macaca
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
cracking pit
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Impressive sapphire business firm
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
Overrated karate
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
clear arousing set
  11/16/06
floozy
Soggy Pearly Doctorate Box Office
  11/16/06
i know :(
clear arousing set
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
Smoky nibblets rehab
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
disgusting bronze mother
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
fear-inspiring laughsome center antidepressant drug
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
self-absorbed appetizing dilemma
  11/16/06
bump
Nudist aphrodisiac menage haunted graveyard
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
Irradiated Institution
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
Emerald swollen knife
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
swashbuckling lavender incel ratface
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
Mahogany cruise ship keepsake machete
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
alcoholic native ladyboy
  12/18/06
SWeet
Razzle-dazzle transparent hissy fit marketing idea
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
Translucent Sanctuary
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
snowy aromatic giraffe
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
pink boyish legal warrant
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Nudist aphrodisiac menage haunted graveyard
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
bearded crawly pozpig
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
exhilarant amethyst library preventive strike
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Nudist aphrodisiac menage haunted graveyard
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
Soul-stirring sepia indian lodge
  04/01/07
PENN
Milky free-loading national codepig
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
Turquoise stage electric furnace
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
Learning disabled vengeful boltzmann
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
ivory domesticated school cafeteria
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
ivory domesticated school cafeteria
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
Cerebral Flesh Abode Digit Ratio
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
Maize headpube
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
Fighting Masturbator Location
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
insecure liquid oxygen juggernaut
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
Bistre hairraiser bawdyhouse
  08/30/07
...
coral black woman
  08/30/07
...
coral black woman
  09/07/07
...
coral black woman
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
ivory domesticated school cafeteria
  01/09/08
...
Passionate Puce Ape
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
bat-shit-crazy theatre
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Shaky Home
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
Overrated karate
  11/10/08


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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Overrated karate

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Overrated karate

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Overrated karate

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Overrated karate

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: mustard diverse wagecucks mexican

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Overrated karate

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Hairless Spot Useless Brakes

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Charismatic brass chapel sex offender

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: coral black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: bespoke trip plaza blood rage

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Overrated karate

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: bespoke trip plaza blood rage

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Overrated karate

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aggressive death wish

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: disgusting bronze mother

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: shimmering bipolar gay wizard

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Overrated karate

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: shimmering bipolar gay wizard

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Overrated karate

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: crimson garrison weed whacker

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: frisky poppy hospital

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Stirring Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Overrated karate

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Stirring Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Big-titted Senate Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Translucent Sanctuary

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Overrated karate

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Chartreuse haunting site community account

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Rose low-t azn

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: cracking pit

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: bat shit crazy useless market

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Overrated karate

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: impertinent house-broken queen of the night casino

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: harsh exciting son of senegal church building

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: hyperventilating locale twinkling uncleanness
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Overrated karate

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Overrated karate

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: hyperventilating locale twinkling uncleanness

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Overrated karate

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: harsh exciting son of senegal church building

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Overrated karate

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Overrated karate

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: harsh exciting son of senegal church building

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: cracking pit

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: hyperventilating locale twinkling uncleanness

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Soggy Pearly Doctorate Box Office

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Overrated karate

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Overrated karate

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: bonkers curious immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Overrated karate

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: bonkers curious immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Overrated karate

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: bonkers curious immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Overrated karate

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: bonkers curious immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: disgusting bronze mother

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: shimmering bipolar gay wizard

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Rose low-t azn

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed metal lodge

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Overrated karate

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed metal lodge

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: hyperventilating locale twinkling uncleanness

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted hominid

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Razzle angry candlestick maker corner

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Indecent associate theater stage

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: wonderful drunken main people roast beef

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: Overrated karate

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Overrated karate

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Overrated karate

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Overrated karate

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Overrated karate

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: Overrated karate

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: Overrated karate

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: Wine nighttime whorehouse private investor

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Overrated karate

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: aqua parlour brethren

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: Overrated karate

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: Overrated karate

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: brindle regret

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: effete principal's office messiness

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: dashing police squad

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: cracking pit

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: tantric base cuckoldry

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Rusted step-uncle's house

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: brindle regret

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: marvelous round eye

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: effete principal's office messiness

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: brindle regret

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: marvelous round eye

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: coral black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: cracking pit

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Overrated karate

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: brindle regret

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: cracking pit

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: brindle regret

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Nudist aphrodisiac menage haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: disgusting bronze mother

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: Passionate Puce Ape

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Bull headed athletic conference hell

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Mauve nofapping newt goal in life

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: hot floppy circlehead macaca

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: cracking pit

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Impressive sapphire business firm

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Overrated karate

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: clear arousing set

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Soggy Pearly Doctorate Box Office

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: clear arousing set

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: Smoky nibblets rehab

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: disgusting bronze mother

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: fear-inspiring laughsome center antidepressant drug

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed appetizing dilemma

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Nudist aphrodisiac menage haunted graveyard

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: Irradiated Institution

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Emerald swollen knife

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling lavender incel ratface

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Mahogany cruise ship keepsake machete

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: alcoholic native ladyboy

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle transparent hissy fit marketing idea

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Translucent Sanctuary

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: snowy aromatic giraffe

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: pink boyish legal warrant

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Nudist aphrodisiac menage haunted graveyard

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: bearded crawly pozpig

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst library preventive strike

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Nudist aphrodisiac menage haunted graveyard

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sepia indian lodge

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Milky free-loading national codepig

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Turquoise stage electric furnace

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Learning disabled vengeful boltzmann

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: ivory domesticated school cafeteria

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: ivory domesticated school cafeteria

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Abode Digit Ratio

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Maize headpube

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Fighting Masturbator Location

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: insecure liquid oxygen juggernaut

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Bistre hairraiser bawdyhouse

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: coral black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: coral black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: coral black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: ivory domesticated school cafeteria

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theatre

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Shaky Home

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: Overrated karate

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)