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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
Domesticated theater
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
mint bearded space therapy
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Haunting coldplay fan
  08/29/07
...
disgusting razzle pit
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
Metal cerebral depressive nursing home
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
Metal cerebral depressive nursing home
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
awesome/
motley jet private investor indian lodge
  08/21/07
i like this thread
stimulating kink-friendly library nibblets
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Marvelous whorehouse legal warrant
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Marvelous whorehouse legal warrant
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
you're british
Bossy hilarious indirect expression windowlicker
  09/07/07
hahaha
Mind-boggling main people
  07/31/06
is this for real?
mustard new version
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
mustard new version
  07/31/06
...
erotic jade field degenerate
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
Deranged mexican
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  07/31/06
This is amazing
Vermilion rough-skinned senate hairy legs
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
tantric balding locale elastic band
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
swashbuckling piazza deer antler
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
Coral step-uncle's house athletic conference
  08/01/06
SWeet
Multi-colored high-end tank
  08/01/06
ROFL
misunderstood factory reset button sweet tailpipe
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
misunderstood factory reset button sweet tailpipe
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
Multi-colored high-end tank
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
Multi-colored high-end tank
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
misunderstood factory reset button sweet tailpipe
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
Comical temple
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
...
indigo den
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
...
indigo den
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
...
indigo den
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
...
indigo den
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
stimulating kink-friendly library nibblets
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Marvelous whorehouse legal warrant
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
tantric balding locale elastic band
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
Violent Theater Stage Affirmative Action
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
Violent Theater Stage Affirmative Action
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
misunderstood factory reset button sweet tailpipe
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Red cowardly mental disorder
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Supple sadistic rigpig
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
amber dragon
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
Internet-worthy Water Buffalo Hell
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
sexy slate trailer park sandwich
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
Fluffy Unhinged Associate People Who Are Hurt
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
bistre corner useless brakes
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
Dull self-centered queen of the night
  11/12/06
rofl
odious anal office
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Soul-stirring shaky idiot
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
medicated self-absorbed menage persian
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
bistre corner useless brakes
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
Filthy Codepig
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
Dull self-centered queen of the night
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
bistre corner useless brakes
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
Filthy Codepig
  11/12/06
...
disgusting razzle pit
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  11/12/06
ROFL!
bistre corner useless brakes
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
bistre corner useless brakes
  11/12/06
180
lilac bateful generalized bond potus
  11/13/06
definitely
stimulating kink-friendly library nibblets
  11/16/06
awesome.
apoplectic house-broken chad kitchen
  12/18/06
180.
Slimy principal's office
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
Sable Stage Volcanic Crater
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
Jet-lagged razzle-dazzle sanctuary juggernaut
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Vigorous range
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
angry cobalt center toaster
  11/16/06
floozy
Comical temple
  11/16/06
i know :(
angry cobalt center toaster
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
hyperventilating yellow theatre
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
stimulating kink-friendly library nibblets
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Soggy ultramarine house
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
Aphrodisiac lay friendly grandma
  11/16/06
bump
lilac bateful generalized bond potus
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
heady nowag faggot firefighter
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
flushed elite rigor
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
Glassy milk newt
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
submissive business firm fanboi
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
Excitant ruby parlor
  12/18/06
SWeet
Onyx demanding turdskin
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
Deranged mexican
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
curious abode
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Charismatic milky dopamine
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
lilac bateful generalized bond potus
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
Pearly 180 Skinny Woman
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
Wonderful Cruise Ship
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
lilac bateful generalized bond potus
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
vivacious awkward gunner
  04/01/07
PENN
Sickened Garnet Stage
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
Overrated address
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
contagious doobsian spot
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
big-titted lodge travel guidebook
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
big-titted lodge travel guidebook
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
concupiscible mentally impaired state
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
diverse purple messiness
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
thriller hideous crackhouse circlehead
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
brindle pontificating regret plaza
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
Insane maize hall mood
  08/30/07
...
disgusting razzle pit
  08/30/07
...
disgusting razzle pit
  09/07/07
...
disgusting razzle pit
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
big-titted lodge travel guidebook
  01/09/08
...
apoplectic house-broken chad kitchen
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
narrow-minded sapphire gas station
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
stubborn yapping hospital psychic
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
geriatric crusty weed whacker
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Domesticated theater

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: mint bearded space therapy

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Haunting coldplay fan

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: disgusting razzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Metal cerebral depressive nursing home

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Metal cerebral depressive nursing home

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: motley jet private investor indian lodge

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: stimulating kink-friendly library nibblets

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Marvelous whorehouse legal warrant

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous whorehouse legal warrant

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Bossy hilarious indirect expression windowlicker

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling main people

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: mustard new version

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: mustard new version

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: erotic jade field degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Deranged mexican

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Vermilion rough-skinned senate hairy legs

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: tantric balding locale elastic band

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling piazza deer antler

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Coral step-uncle's house athletic conference

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored high-end tank

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: misunderstood factory reset button sweet tailpipe
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: misunderstood factory reset button sweet tailpipe

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored high-end tank

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored high-end tank

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: misunderstood factory reset button sweet tailpipe

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Comical temple

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: indigo den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: indigo den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: indigo den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: indigo den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: stimulating kink-friendly library nibblets

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Marvelous whorehouse legal warrant

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: tantric balding locale elastic band

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Violent Theater Stage Affirmative Action

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Violent Theater Stage Affirmative Action

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: misunderstood factory reset button sweet tailpipe

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Red cowardly mental disorder

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Supple sadistic rigpig

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: amber dragon

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Water Buffalo Hell

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: sexy slate trailer park sandwich

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Fluffy Unhinged Associate People Who Are Hurt

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: bistre corner useless brakes

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Dull self-centered queen of the night

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: odious anal office

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring shaky idiot

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: medicated self-absorbed menage persian

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: bistre corner useless brakes

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Filthy Codepig

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: Dull self-centered queen of the night

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: bistre corner useless brakes

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Filthy Codepig

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: disgusting razzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: bistre corner useless brakes

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: bistre corner useless brakes

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: lilac bateful generalized bond potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: stimulating kink-friendly library nibblets

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: apoplectic house-broken chad kitchen

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Slimy principal's office

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Sable Stage Volcanic Crater

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged razzle-dazzle sanctuary juggernaut

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Flirting carmine chapel candlestick maker

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Vigorous range

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: angry cobalt center toaster

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Comical temple

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: angry cobalt center toaster

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: hyperventilating yellow theatre

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: stimulating kink-friendly library nibblets

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Soggy ultramarine house

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lay friendly grandma

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: lilac bateful generalized bond potus

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: heady nowag faggot firefighter

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: flushed elite rigor

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: Glassy milk newt

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: submissive business firm fanboi

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: Excitant ruby parlor

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Onyx demanding turdskin

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Deranged mexican

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: curious abode

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Charismatic milky dopamine

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: lilac bateful generalized bond potus

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Pearly 180 Skinny Woman

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Cruise Ship

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: lilac bateful generalized bond potus

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: vivacious awkward gunner

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Sickened Garnet Stage

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Overrated address

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: contagious doobsian spot

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: big-titted lodge travel guidebook

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: big-titted lodge travel guidebook

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: concupiscible mentally impaired state

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: diverse purple messiness

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: thriller hideous crackhouse circlehead

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: brindle pontificating regret plaza

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Insane maize hall mood

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: disgusting razzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: disgusting razzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: disgusting razzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: big-titted lodge travel guidebook

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: apoplectic house-broken chad kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: narrow-minded sapphire gas station

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: stubborn yapping hospital psychic

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: geriatric crusty weed whacker

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)