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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
crawly church building boistinker
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
Kink-friendly double fault field
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
violet hateful corner pozpig
  08/29/07
...
sooty out-of-control ratface puppy
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
Titillating fear-inspiring partner point
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
Titillating fear-inspiring partner point
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
awesome/
Dashing Market
  08/21/07
i like this thread
costumed soul-stirring national
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
racy degenerate
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
racy degenerate
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
you're british
low-t buff stage ceo
  09/07/07
hahaha
Onyx parlor
  07/31/06
is this for real?
Talented blathering mediation antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
Talented blathering mediation antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
...
ebony hilarious dysfunction love of her life
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
shaky cuckold hunting ground
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
flirting beta resort
  07/31/06
This is amazing
Azure charismatic address
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Frozen Casino Hissy Fit
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
Pale people who are hurt
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
Boyish Lay
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
amethyst unholy goal in life
  08/01/06
SWeet
walnut high-end office lettuce
  08/01/06
ROFL
disturbing tanning salon
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
disturbing tanning salon
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
walnut high-end office lettuce
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
walnut high-end office lettuce
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
Pale people who are hurt
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
disturbing tanning salon
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
odious ultramarine theater
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
...
Bipolar area gaping
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
...
Bipolar area gaping
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
...
Bipolar area gaping
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
...
Bipolar area gaping
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
costumed soul-stirring national
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
racy degenerate
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Frozen Casino Hissy Fit
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
Brilliant Misanthropic Elastic Band
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
Brilliant Misanthropic Elastic Band
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
disturbing tanning salon
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
self-absorbed dilemma
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
big bat shit crazy stage roast beef
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Gaped box office wagecucks
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
duck-like abode
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
flirting beta resort
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
flirting beta resort
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
flirting beta resort
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
flirting beta resort
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
flirting beta resort
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
concupiscible gay wizard trust fund
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
flirting beta resort
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
Aromatic locale blood rage
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
flirting beta resort
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
flirting beta resort
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
Anal Swashbuckling Organic Girlfriend
  11/12/06
rofl
Citrine indecent step-uncle's house legend
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
Pale people who are hurt
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
lime razzle striped hyena
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
appetizing ape
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
cracking pocket flask senate
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
Anal Swashbuckling Organic Girlfriend
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
cracking pocket flask senate
  11/12/06
...
sooty out-of-control ratface puppy
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
Pale people who are hurt
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
flirting beta resort
  11/12/06
ROFL!
sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
Pale people who are hurt
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen
  11/12/06
180
Medicated Stimulating Hell Milk
  11/13/06
definitely
costumed soul-stirring national
  11/16/06
awesome.
Trip Rigor Sweet Tailpipe
  12/18/06
180.
House-broken Bateful Site Travel Guidebook
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
avocado nudist stock car house
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
gay excitant friendly grandma
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
Pale people who are hurt
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Diverse Unhinged Juggernaut
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
flirting beta resort
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
hideous wonderful new version
  11/16/06
floozy
odious ultramarine theater
  11/16/06
i know :(
hideous wonderful new version
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
sick boiling water pisswyrm
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
costumed soul-stirring national
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Flesh menage hominid
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
Mind-boggling mewling den circlehead
  11/16/06
bump
Medicated Stimulating Hell Milk
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
Pearly selfie
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
beady-eyed honey-headed bawdyhouse
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
Slippery red orchestra pit affirmative action
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
Fragrant sickened theater stage shitlib
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
burgundy gunner personal credit line
  12/18/06
SWeet
Apoplectic irradiated trailer park weed whacker
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
shaky cuckold hunting ground
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
Provocative Sapphire School Cafeteria
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Heady Grizzly Piazza Philosopher-king
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Medicated Stimulating Hell Milk
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
Sadistic cordovan feces athletic conference
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
lascivious haunted graveyard
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Medicated Stimulating Hell Milk
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
cocky learning disabled hall
  04/01/07
PENN
exhilarant magical tattoo
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
Histrionic turquoise base
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
Offensive plaza rigpig
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
Yellow business firm
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
Yellow business firm
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
pearl nibblets spot
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
thirsty disgusting public bath really tough guy
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
Violent primrose sandwich principal's office
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
Cerebral jewess
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
effete marvelous sex offender
  08/30/07
...
sooty out-of-control ratface puppy
  08/30/07
...
sooty out-of-control ratface puppy
  09/07/07
...
sooty out-of-control ratface puppy
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
Yellow business firm
  01/09/08
...
Trip Rigor Sweet Tailpipe
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
contagious hairless scourge upon the earth gaming laptop
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
razzle-dazzle dun cuckoldry depressive
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
flirting beta resort
  11/10/08


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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: crawly church building boistinker

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Kink-friendly double fault field

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: violet hateful corner pozpig

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control ratface puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Titillating fear-inspiring partner point

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Titillating fear-inspiring partner point

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Dashing Market

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: costumed soul-stirring national

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: racy degenerate

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: racy degenerate

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: low-t buff stage ceo

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Onyx parlor

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Talented blathering mediation antidepressant drug

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Talented blathering mediation antidepressant drug

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: ebony hilarious dysfunction love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: shaky cuckold hunting ground

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Azure charismatic address

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Frozen Casino Hissy Fit

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Pale people who are hurt

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Boyish Lay

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: amethyst unholy goal in life

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: walnut high-end office lettuce

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: disturbing tanning salon
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: disturbing tanning salon

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: walnut high-end office lettuce

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: walnut high-end office lettuce

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Pale people who are hurt

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: disturbing tanning salon

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: odious ultramarine theater

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Bipolar area gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Bipolar area gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Bipolar area gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Bipolar area gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: costumed soul-stirring national

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: racy degenerate

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Frozen Casino Hissy Fit

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Brilliant Misanthropic Elastic Band

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Brilliant Misanthropic Elastic Band

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: disturbing tanning salon

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: self-absorbed dilemma

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: big bat shit crazy stage roast beef

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Gaped box office wagecucks

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: duck-like abode

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: concupiscible gay wizard trust fund

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Aromatic locale blood rage

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: flirting beta resort

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Anal Swashbuckling Organic Girlfriend

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Citrine indecent step-uncle's house legend

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Pale people who are hurt

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: lime razzle striped hyena

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: appetizing ape

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: cracking pocket flask senate

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: Anal Swashbuckling Organic Girlfriend

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: cracking pocket flask senate

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control ratface puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Pale people who are hurt

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: Pale people who are hurt

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: sepia exciting potus liquid oxygen

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Medicated Stimulating Hell Milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: costumed soul-stirring national

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: Trip Rigor Sweet Tailpipe

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: House-broken Bateful Site Travel Guidebook

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: avocado nudist stock car house

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: gay excitant friendly grandma

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Pale people who are hurt

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Juggernaut

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: hideous wonderful new version

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: odious ultramarine theater

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: hideous wonderful new version

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: sick boiling water pisswyrm

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: costumed soul-stirring national

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Flesh menage hominid

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mewling den circlehead

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Medicated Stimulating Hell Milk

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: Pearly selfie

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed bawdyhouse

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: Slippery red orchestra pit affirmative action

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Fragrant sickened theater stage shitlib

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: burgundy gunner personal credit line

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic irradiated trailer park weed whacker

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: shaky cuckold hunting ground

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Provocative Sapphire School Cafeteria

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Heady Grizzly Piazza Philosopher-king

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Medicated Stimulating Hell Milk

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Sadistic cordovan feces athletic conference

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: lascivious haunted graveyard

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Medicated Stimulating Hell Milk

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: cocky learning disabled hall

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: exhilarant magical tattoo

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Histrionic turquoise base

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Offensive plaza rigpig

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Yellow business firm

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Yellow business firm

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: pearl nibblets spot

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: thirsty disgusting public bath really tough guy

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Violent primrose sandwich principal's office

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Cerebral jewess

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: effete marvelous sex offender

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: sooty out-of-control ratface puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control ratface puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control ratface puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: Yellow business firm

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: Trip Rigor Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: contagious hairless scourge upon the earth gaming laptop

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dun cuckoldry depressive

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: flirting beta resort

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)