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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
Dead Sickened Pervert Space
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
hairless jewess circlehead
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Nudist senate
  08/29/07
...
misunderstood stead cumskin
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
dashing crackhouse
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
dashing crackhouse
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
awesome/
cracking milky weed whacker range
  08/21/07
i like this thread
violent school twinkling uncleanness
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Iridescent trip heaven karate
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Iridescent trip heaven karate
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
you're british
alcoholic diverse garrison reading party
  09/07/07
hahaha
green useless faggotry
  07/31/06
is this for real?
Razzle-dazzle Azn
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
Razzle-dazzle Azn
  07/31/06
...
beady-eyed dysfunction mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
Disgusting irradiated really tough guy
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
mahogany institution
  07/31/06
This is amazing
ruddy windowlicker
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
rebellious seedy tank stage
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
infuriating kitty cat son of senegal
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
amethyst vigorous ticket booth
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
Vivacious school cafeteria giraffe
  08/01/06
SWeet
tripping locus
  08/01/06
ROFL
thriller death wish coffee pot
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
thriller death wish coffee pot
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
tripping locus
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
tripping locus
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
infuriating kitty cat son of senegal
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
thriller death wish coffee pot
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
hairraiser plaza
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
...
Fuchsia Nursing Home Toaster
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
...
Fuchsia Nursing Home Toaster
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
...
Fuchsia Nursing Home Toaster
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
...
Fuchsia Nursing Home Toaster
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
violent school twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Iridescent trip heaven karate
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
rebellious seedy tank stage
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
Khaki shrine gaping
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
Khaki shrine gaping
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
thriller death wish coffee pot
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Pontificating comical market headpube
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Overrated buff hairy legs step-uncle's house
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Bronze personal credit line mediation
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
naked church
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
mahogany institution
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
mahogany institution
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
mahogany institution
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
mahogany institution
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
mahogany institution
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
puce location
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
mahogany institution
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
blue french patrolman
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
mahogany institution
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
mahogany institution
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
Disrespectful preventive strike jew
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
submissive twinkling rehab
  11/12/06
rofl
abusive sex offender coldplay fan
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
infuriating kitty cat son of senegal
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Fragrant Lavender Locale
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
exciting kink-friendly shitlib
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
Disrespectful preventive strike jew
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
Grizzly organic girlfriend
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
submissive twinkling rehab
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
Disrespectful preventive strike jew
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
Grizzly organic girlfriend
  11/12/06
...
misunderstood stead cumskin
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
infuriating kitty cat son of senegal
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
mahogany institution
  11/12/06
ROFL!
Disrespectful preventive strike jew
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
infuriating kitty cat son of senegal
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
Disrespectful preventive strike jew
  11/12/06
180
Confused State
  11/13/06
definitely
violent school twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/06
awesome.
awkward 180 mood
  12/18/06
180.
Bateful sick indian lodge telephone
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
amber supple base toilet seat
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
bossy balding indirect expression feces
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
infuriating kitty cat son of senegal
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Zippy messiness fat ankles
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
mahogany institution
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
Arrogant passionate sanctuary
  11/16/06
floozy
hairraiser plaza
  11/16/06
i know :(
Arrogant passionate sanctuary
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
demanding laser beams chad
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
violent school twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Jet hall
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
Marvelous Hunting Ground
  11/16/06
bump
Confused State
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
swollen home doctorate
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
Drab abode
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
brilliant self-absorbed cruise ship ladyboy
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
harsh casino black woman
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
cheese-eating station private investor
  12/18/06
SWeet
Multi-colored piazza dog poop
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
Disgusting irradiated really tough guy
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
internet-worthy psychic travel guidebook
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Greedy forum
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Confused State
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
flushed national
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
Spectacular ape orchestra pit
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Confused State
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
frum goal in life ratface
  04/01/07
PENN
mauve flickering potus
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
swashbuckling maroon rigor antidepressant drug
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
high-end useless brakes philosopher-king
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
mind-boggling pearl resort
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
mind-boggling pearl resort
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
Wonderful Therapy Whorehouse
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
Chestnut deer antler university
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
Ruby judgmental elastic band theatre
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
titillating office
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
sexy mental disorder
  08/30/07
...
misunderstood stead cumskin
  08/30/07
...
misunderstood stead cumskin
  09/07/07
...
misunderstood stead cumskin
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
mind-boggling pearl resort
  01/09/08
...
awkward 180 mood
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
rough-skinned ungodly theater stage ceo
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
chest-beating bbw principal's office
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
mahogany institution
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: mahogany institution

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: mahogany institution

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: mahogany institution

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: mahogany institution

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Dead Sickened Pervert Space

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: mahogany institution

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: hairless jewess circlehead

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Nudist senate

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: misunderstood stead cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: dashing crackhouse

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: mahogany institution

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: dashing crackhouse

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: mahogany institution

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: cracking milky weed whacker range

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: violent school twinkling uncleanness

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Iridescent trip heaven karate

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: mahogany institution

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Iridescent trip heaven karate

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: mahogany institution

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse garrison reading party

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: green useless faggotry

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Azn

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: mahogany institution

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Azn

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed dysfunction mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Disgusting irradiated really tough guy

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: mahogany institution

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: ruddy windowlicker

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: rebellious seedy tank stage

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: infuriating kitty cat son of senegal

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: amethyst vigorous ticket booth

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: mahogany institution

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Vivacious school cafeteria giraffe

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: tripping locus

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: thriller death wish coffee pot
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: mahogany institution

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: mahogany institution

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: thriller death wish coffee pot

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: mahogany institution

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: tripping locus

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: mahogany institution

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: mahogany institution

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: tripping locus

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: infuriating kitty cat son of senegal

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: thriller death wish coffee pot

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: hairraiser plaza

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: mahogany institution

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: mahogany institution

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Fuchsia Nursing Home Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: mahogany institution

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Fuchsia Nursing Home Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: mahogany institution

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Fuchsia Nursing Home Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: mahogany institution

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Fuchsia Nursing Home Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: violent school twinkling uncleanness

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Iridescent trip heaven karate

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: rebellious seedy tank stage

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Khaki shrine gaping

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: mahogany institution

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Khaki shrine gaping

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: thriller death wish coffee pot

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Pontificating comical market headpube

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Overrated buff hairy legs step-uncle's house

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Bronze personal credit line mediation

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: naked church

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: mahogany institution

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: mahogany institution

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: mahogany institution

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: mahogany institution

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: mahogany institution

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: mahogany institution

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: mahogany institution

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: puce location

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: mahogany institution

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: blue french patrolman

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: mahogany institution

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: mahogany institution

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful preventive strike jew

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: submissive twinkling rehab

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: abusive sex offender coldplay fan

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: infuriating kitty cat son of senegal

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Lavender Locale

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: exciting kink-friendly shitlib

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful preventive strike jew

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Grizzly organic girlfriend

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: submissive twinkling rehab

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful preventive strike jew

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Grizzly organic girlfriend

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: misunderstood stead cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: infuriating kitty cat son of senegal

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: mahogany institution

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful preventive strike jew

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: infuriating kitty cat son of senegal

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful preventive strike jew

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Confused State

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: violent school twinkling uncleanness

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: awkward 180 mood

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Bateful sick indian lodge telephone

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: amber supple base toilet seat

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: bossy balding indirect expression feces

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: infuriating kitty cat son of senegal

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Zippy messiness fat ankles

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: mahogany institution

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Arrogant passionate sanctuary

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: hairraiser plaza

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Arrogant passionate sanctuary

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: demanding laser beams chad

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: violent school twinkling uncleanness

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Jet hall

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Confused State

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: swollen home doctorate

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Drab abode

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: brilliant self-absorbed cruise ship ladyboy

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: harsh casino black woman

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating station private investor

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored piazza dog poop

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Disgusting irradiated really tough guy

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: internet-worthy psychic travel guidebook

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Greedy forum

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Confused State

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: flushed national

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: Spectacular ape orchestra pit

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Confused State

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: frum goal in life ratface

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: mauve flickering potus

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling maroon rigor antidepressant drug

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: high-end useless brakes philosopher-king

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling pearl resort

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling pearl resort

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Therapy Whorehouse

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Chestnut deer antler university

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Ruby judgmental elastic band theatre

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: titillating office

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: sexy mental disorder

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: misunderstood stead cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: misunderstood stead cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: misunderstood stead cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling pearl resort

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: awkward 180 mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned ungodly theater stage ceo

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: chest-beating bbw principal's office

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: mahogany institution

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)