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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
territorial grizzly ceo associate
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
Impressive chartreuse macaca
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Boyish wine trump supporter
  08/29/07
...
Excitant domesticated boiling water field
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
Fishy pungent university corn cake
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
Fishy pungent university corn cake
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
awesome/
provocative stage police squad
  08/21/07
i like this thread
Kink-friendly Parlor Weed Whacker
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Violet thriller temple mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Violet thriller temple mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
you're british
Titillating hairy legs
  09/07/07
hahaha
Irradiated charcoal theater puppy
  07/31/06
is this for real?
garnet motley circlehead gaming laptop
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
garnet motley circlehead gaming laptop
  07/31/06
...
Maroon insanely creepy roommate
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
Very tactful bossy abode kitty cat
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  07/31/06
This is amazing
Talented up-to-no-good ladyboy school
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Diverse House
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
Beady-eyed locus
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
Mahogany Box Office Incel
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
Marvelous Death Wish
  08/01/06
SWeet
fragrant pit sex offender
  08/01/06
ROFL
Honey-headed tanning salon
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Honey-headed tanning salon
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
fragrant pit sex offender
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
fragrant pit sex offender
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
Beady-eyed locus
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Honey-headed tanning salon
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
Chestnut Karate Mother
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
...
charismatic corner national security agency
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
...
charismatic corner national security agency
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
...
charismatic corner national security agency
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
...
charismatic corner national security agency
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
Kink-friendly Parlor Weed Whacker
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Violet thriller temple mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Diverse House
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
snowy twisted business firm half-breed
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
snowy twisted business firm half-breed
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Honey-headed tanning salon
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Histrionic Casino Blood Rage
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Bearded rough-skinned cumskin den
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
khaki rehab
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
Pink background story
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
Scarlet Space Hominid
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
smoky community account institution
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
red crackhouse indirect expression
  11/12/06
rofl
Soul-stirring Chrome Forum
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
Beady-eyed locus
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
concupiscible juggernaut
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
lascivious outnumbered depressive
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
citrine bateful queen of the night market
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
red crackhouse indirect expression
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
citrine bateful queen of the night market
  11/12/06
...
Excitant domesticated boiling water field
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
Beady-eyed locus
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  11/12/06
ROFL!
Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
Beady-eyed locus
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha
  11/12/06
180
Cowardly amber codepig pisswyrm
  11/13/06
definitely
Kink-friendly Parlor Weed Whacker
  11/16/06
awesome.
nudist racy base twinkling uncleanness
  12/18/06
180.
orchid naked affirmative action point
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
Galvanic travel guidebook jewess
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
stimulating fat ankles nibblets
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
Beady-eyed locus
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
white aphrodisiac address fortuitous meteor
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
Indigo lodge
  11/16/06
floozy
Chestnut Karate Mother
  11/16/06
i know :(
Indigo lodge
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
curious olive meetinghouse becky
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
Kink-friendly Parlor Weed Whacker
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Brass french chef psychic
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
Tan razzle electric furnace digit ratio
  11/16/06
bump
Cowardly amber codepig pisswyrm
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
Trip foreskin crotch
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
Canary sweet tailpipe theater stage
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
Pale glittery doctorate newt
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
vibrant abnormal nowag area
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
gay massive deer antler
  12/18/06
SWeet
ruddy preventive strike step-uncle's house
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
Very tactful bossy abode kitty cat
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
vermilion cracking stead place of business
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Submissive dashing property organic girlfriend
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Cowardly amber codepig pisswyrm
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
hateful obsidian useless brakes
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
Greedy Aggressive Whorehouse
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Cowardly amber codepig pisswyrm
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
multi-colored effete boistinker office
  04/01/07
PENN
Adventurous skinny woman
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
brindle arousing legend trailer park
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
Mewling elastic band
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
Cream chad
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
Cream chad
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
purple round eye gay wizard
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
Ivory maniacal giraffe cuckoldry
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
Contagious crawly athletic conference kitty
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
Sticky pearl center wrinkle
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
bright vivacious yarmulke spot
  08/30/07
...
Excitant domesticated boiling water field
  08/30/07
...
Excitant domesticated boiling water field
  09/07/07
...
Excitant domesticated boiling water field
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
Cream chad
  01/09/08
...
nudist racy base twinkling uncleanness
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
topaz big headpube range
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Razzmatazz claret marketing idea home
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
House-broken native antidepressant drug
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: territorial grizzly ceo associate

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Impressive chartreuse macaca

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Boyish wine trump supporter

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Excitant domesticated boiling water field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Fishy pungent university corn cake

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Fishy pungent university corn cake

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: provocative stage police squad

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Parlor Weed Whacker

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Violet thriller temple mad-dog skullcap

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Violet thriller temple mad-dog skullcap

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Titillating hairy legs

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Irradiated charcoal theater puppy

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: garnet motley circlehead gaming laptop

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: garnet motley circlehead gaming laptop

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Very tactful bossy abode kitty cat

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good ladyboy school

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Diverse House

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Mahogany Box Office Incel

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Marvelous Death Wish

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: fragrant pit sex offender

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Honey-headed tanning salon
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed tanning salon

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: fragrant pit sex offender

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: fragrant pit sex offender

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed tanning salon

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Chestnut Karate Mother

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: charismatic corner national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: charismatic corner national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: charismatic corner national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: charismatic corner national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Parlor Weed Whacker

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Violet thriller temple mad-dog skullcap

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Diverse House

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: snowy twisted business firm half-breed

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: snowy twisted business firm half-breed

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed tanning salon

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Histrionic Casino Blood Rage

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Bearded rough-skinned cumskin den

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: khaki rehab

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: Pink background story

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: Scarlet Space Hominid

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: smoky community account institution

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: red crackhouse indirect expression

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Chrome Forum

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: concupiscible juggernaut

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: lascivious outnumbered depressive

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: citrine bateful queen of the night market

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: red crackhouse indirect expression

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: citrine bateful queen of the night market

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Excitant domesticated boiling water field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic jet-lagged alpha

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Cowardly amber codepig pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Parlor Weed Whacker

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: nudist racy base twinkling uncleanness

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: orchid naked affirmative action point

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Galvanic travel guidebook jewess

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: stimulating fat ankles nibblets

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: white aphrodisiac address fortuitous meteor

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Indigo lodge

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Chestnut Karate Mother

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Indigo lodge

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: curious olive meetinghouse becky

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Parlor Weed Whacker

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Brass french chef psychic

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: Tan razzle electric furnace digit ratio

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Cowardly amber codepig pisswyrm

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: Trip foreskin crotch

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Canary sweet tailpipe theater stage

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: Pale glittery doctorate newt

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: vibrant abnormal nowag area

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: gay massive deer antler

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: ruddy preventive strike step-uncle's house

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Very tactful bossy abode kitty cat

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: vermilion cracking stead place of business

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Submissive dashing property organic girlfriend

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Cowardly amber codepig pisswyrm

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: hateful obsidian useless brakes

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: Greedy Aggressive Whorehouse

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Cowardly amber codepig pisswyrm

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: multi-colored effete boistinker office

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: brindle arousing legend trailer park

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Mewling elastic band

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Cream chad

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Cream chad

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: purple round eye gay wizard

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Ivory maniacal giraffe cuckoldry

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Contagious crawly athletic conference kitty

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Sticky pearl center wrinkle

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: bright vivacious yarmulke spot

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Excitant domesticated boiling water field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: Excitant domesticated boiling water field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Excitant domesticated boiling water field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: Cream chad

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: nudist racy base twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: topaz big headpube range

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz claret marketing idea home

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: House-broken native antidepressant drug

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)