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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
Tan Beta Generalized Bond Boltzmann
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
marvelous ape parlor
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Outnumbered violet garrison
  08/29/07
...
motley nowag
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
Charismatic sepia deer antler
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
Charismatic sepia deer antler
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
awesome/
Wine Voyeur Stag Film
  08/21/07
i like this thread
fantasy-prone arousing crackhouse fanboi
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Trip Mildly Autistic Headpube
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Trip Mildly Autistic Headpube
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
you're british
Exhilarant Aquamarine Bawdyhouse Juggernaut
  09/07/07
hahaha
House-broken public bath
  07/31/06
is this for real?
learning disabled pozpig
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
learning disabled pozpig
  07/31/06
...
Fuchsia vibrant trailer park
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
razzle box office
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/06
This is amazing
blue zombie-like elastic band
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Unholy National
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
nudist clear wagecucks
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
Vengeful Disgusting Roast Beef Private Investor
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
beady-eyed lemon alpha
  08/01/06
SWeet
charcoal keepsake machete field
  08/01/06
ROFL
bistre set sex offender
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
bistre set sex offender
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
charcoal keepsake machete field
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
charcoal keepsake machete field
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
nudist clear wagecucks
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
bistre set sex offender
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
Self-absorbed shimmering whorehouse incel
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
...
geriatric foreskin electric furnace
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
...
geriatric foreskin electric furnace
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
...
geriatric foreskin electric furnace
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
...
geriatric foreskin electric furnace
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
fantasy-prone arousing crackhouse fanboi
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Trip Mildly Autistic Headpube
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Unholy National
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
Heady crimson mexican
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
Heady crimson mexican
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
bistre set sex offender
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Chartreuse duck-like bbw trump supporter
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
swashbuckling hairy legs nibblets
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Chocolate cruel-hearted center rigor
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
slate associate ticket booth
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
insanely creepy arrogant hall
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
Pearly skinny woman filthpig
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
Haunting Sable Pit
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
Territorial odious locus karate
  11/12/06
rofl
black cruise ship athletic conference
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
nudist clear wagecucks
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Brilliant know-it-all hospital
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
Lascivious dead piazza really tough guy
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
Haunting Sable Pit
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
Yellow racy jew location
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
Territorial odious locus karate
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
Haunting Sable Pit
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
Yellow racy jew location
  11/12/06
...
motley nowag
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
nudist clear wagecucks
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  11/12/06
ROFL!
Haunting Sable Pit
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
nudist clear wagecucks
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
Haunting Sable Pit
  11/12/06
180
mischievous lay candlestick maker
  11/13/06
definitely
fantasy-prone arousing crackhouse fanboi
  11/16/06
awesome.
Plum rehab
  12/18/06
180.
Indigo fiercely-loyal macaca
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
seedy frum brunch hunting ground
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
ebony indirect expression
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
nudist clear wagecucks
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
floppy chrome dragon affirmative action
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
Amber nofapping pocket flask school
  11/16/06
floozy
Self-absorbed shimmering whorehouse incel
  11/16/06
i know :(
Amber nofapping pocket flask school
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
rebellious den giraffe
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
fantasy-prone arousing crackhouse fanboi
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Nighttime Parlour
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
Provocative Cordovan State
  11/16/06
bump
mischievous lay candlestick maker
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
Maize Business Firm Doctorate
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
apoplectic demanding people who are hurt
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
Maniacal multi-billionaire
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
180 masturbator
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
Gay corner tank
  12/18/06
SWeet
Mahogany razzle-dazzle messiness
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
razzle box office
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
primrose contagious lodge trust fund
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
sapphire becky base
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
mischievous lay candlestick maker
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
low-t hilarious idea he suggested
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
razzmatazz stain nursing home
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
mischievous lay candlestick maker
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
Aromatic school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/01/07
PENN
opaque gay wizard
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
Chestnut Judgmental Yarmulke
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
translucent underhanded theater
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
Vivacious Lavender Theater Stage Place Of Business
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
Vivacious Lavender Theater Stage Place Of Business
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
thirsty supple area
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
offensive talented chapel
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
Citrine Dashing Haunted Graveyard
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
glittery confused shrine
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
Fragrant Digit Ratio Heaven
  08/30/07
...
motley nowag
  08/30/07
...
motley nowag
  09/07/07
...
motley nowag
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
Vivacious Lavender Theater Stage Place Of Business
  01/09/08
...
Plum rehab
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
Adventurous fishy principal's office
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Onyx irate point prole
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  11/10/08


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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Tan Beta Generalized Bond Boltzmann

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: marvelous ape parlor

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered violet garrison

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: motley nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Charismatic sepia deer antler

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Charismatic sepia deer antler

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Wine Voyeur Stag Film

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone arousing crackhouse fanboi

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Trip Mildly Autistic Headpube

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Trip Mildly Autistic Headpube

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Aquamarine Bawdyhouse Juggernaut

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: House-broken public bath

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: learning disabled pozpig

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: learning disabled pozpig

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia vibrant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: razzle box office

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: blue zombie-like elastic band

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Unholy National

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: nudist clear wagecucks

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Vengeful Disgusting Roast Beef Private Investor

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed lemon alpha

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: charcoal keepsake machete field

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: bistre set sex offender
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: bistre set sex offender

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: charcoal keepsake machete field

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: charcoal keepsake machete field

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: nudist clear wagecucks

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: bistre set sex offender

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Self-absorbed shimmering whorehouse incel

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: geriatric foreskin electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: geriatric foreskin electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: geriatric foreskin electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: geriatric foreskin electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: fantasy-prone arousing crackhouse fanboi

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Trip Mildly Autistic Headpube

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Unholy National

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Heady crimson mexican

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Heady crimson mexican

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: bistre set sex offender

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Chartreuse duck-like bbw trump supporter

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling hairy legs nibblets

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Chocolate cruel-hearted center rigor

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: slate associate ticket booth

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy arrogant hall

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Pearly skinny woman filthpig

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Haunting Sable Pit

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Territorial odious locus karate

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: black cruise ship athletic conference

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: nudist clear wagecucks

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Brilliant know-it-all hospital

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Lascivious dead piazza really tough guy

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Haunting Sable Pit

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Yellow racy jew location

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: Territorial odious locus karate

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Haunting Sable Pit

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Yellow racy jew location

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: motley nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: nudist clear wagecucks

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Haunting Sable Pit

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: nudist clear wagecucks

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Haunting Sable Pit

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: mischievous lay candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: fantasy-prone arousing crackhouse fanboi

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: Plum rehab

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Indigo fiercely-loyal macaca

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: seedy frum brunch hunting ground

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: ebony indirect expression

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: nudist clear wagecucks

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: floppy chrome dragon affirmative action

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Amber nofapping pocket flask school

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Self-absorbed shimmering whorehouse incel

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Amber nofapping pocket flask school

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: rebellious den giraffe

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: fantasy-prone arousing crackhouse fanboi

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Nighttime Parlour

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: Provocative Cordovan State

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: mischievous lay candlestick maker

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: Maize Business Firm Doctorate

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: apoplectic demanding people who are hurt

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: Maniacal multi-billionaire

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: 180 masturbator

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: Gay corner tank

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Mahogany razzle-dazzle messiness

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: razzle box office

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: primrose contagious lodge trust fund

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: sapphire becky base

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: mischievous lay candlestick maker

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: low-t hilarious idea he suggested

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz stain nursing home

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: mischievous lay candlestick maker

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: Aromatic school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: opaque gay wizard

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Chestnut Judgmental Yarmulke

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: translucent underhanded theater

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Lavender Theater Stage Place Of Business

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Lavender Theater Stage Place Of Business

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: thirsty supple area

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: offensive talented chapel

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Citrine Dashing Haunted Graveyard

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: glittery confused shrine

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Fragrant Digit Ratio Heaven

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: motley nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: motley nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: motley nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: Vivacious Lavender Theater Stage Place Of Business

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: Plum rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: Adventurous fishy principal's office

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Onyx irate point prole

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)