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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
ruddy dashing state digit ratio
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
Amethyst comical hall queen of the night
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
garnet odious indian lodge
  08/29/07
...
Dead shrine
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
opaque jet-lagged stock car
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
opaque jet-lagged stock car
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
awesome/
Elite yellow location
  08/21/07
i like this thread
Passionate Step-uncle's House Black Woman
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Provocative heaven
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Provocative heaven
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
you're british
Shimmering fortuitous meteor
  09/07/07
hahaha
Mildly autistic transparent menage
  07/31/06
is this for real?
Razzle spot
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
Razzle spot
  07/31/06
...
Stirring Deep Toaster Potus
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
Adventurous kink-friendly mother prole
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  07/31/06
This is amazing
marvelous roast beef
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
hilarious geriatric lay faggot firefighter
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
Boyish cream sex offender faggotry
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
misunderstood corner
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
silver razzle-dazzle quadroon dilemma
  08/01/06
SWeet
brilliant tattoo elastic band
  08/01/06
ROFL
Floppy hell indirect expression
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Floppy hell indirect expression
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
brilliant tattoo elastic band
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
brilliant tattoo elastic band
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
Boyish cream sex offender faggotry
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Floppy hell indirect expression
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
Naked poppy parlour idea he suggested
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
...
tantric thriller blood rage ladyboy
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
...
tantric thriller blood rage ladyboy
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
...
tantric thriller blood rage ladyboy
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
...
tantric thriller blood rage ladyboy
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
Passionate Step-uncle's House Black Woman
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Provocative heaven
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
hilarious geriatric lay faggot firefighter
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
Jade bespoke university gay wizard
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
Jade bespoke university gay wizard
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Floppy hell indirect expression
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
ebony razzmatazz filthpig pocket flask
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Narrow-minded obsidian philosopher-king international law enforcement agency
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Lascivious incel
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
Yapping crystalline crackhouse generalized bond
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
Insane irradiated fanboi
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
Brass Vivacious Chapel
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
Free-loading office
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
Bull headed parlor
  11/12/06
rofl
Bat shit crazy stag film liquid oxygen
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
Boyish cream sex offender faggotry
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Sexy mentally impaired mood
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
Frum curious church half-breed
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
Free-loading office
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
swashbuckling resort
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
Bull headed parlor
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
Free-loading office
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
swashbuckling resort
  11/12/06
...
Dead shrine
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
Boyish cream sex offender faggotry
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  11/12/06
ROFL!
Free-loading office
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
Boyish cream sex offender faggotry
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
Free-loading office
  11/12/06
180
motley depressive school
  11/13/06
definitely
Passionate Step-uncle's House Black Woman
  11/16/06
awesome.
very tactful galvanic point
  12/18/06
180.
buck-toothed genital piercing new version
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
startled awkward address hissy fit
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
multi-colored ticket booth coldplay fan
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
Boyish cream sex offender faggotry
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Greedy filthy pit
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
lime hospital
  11/16/06
floozy
Naked poppy parlour idea he suggested
  11/16/06
i know :(
lime hospital
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
frozen lemon laser beams range
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
Passionate Step-uncle's House Black Woman
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Hairraiser library immigrant
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
flushed doctorate trailer park
  11/16/06
bump
motley depressive school
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
Fragrant pink ceo nursing home
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
ruby appetizing meetinghouse
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
electric corn cake
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
carnelian slimy giraffe
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
Green stage trust fund
  12/18/06
SWeet
Fantasy-prone bearded mad cow disease
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
Adventurous kink-friendly mother prole
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
Titillating cuckold cuckoldry
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Exhilarant goal in life
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
motley depressive school
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
laughsome vermilion space
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
beady-eyed crotch
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
motley depressive school
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
Vigorous light coffee pot bbw
  04/01/07
PENN
Stimulating Windowlicker Church Building
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
rusted mind-boggling police squad temple
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
cocky sanctuary son of senegal
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
Khaki cheese-eating feces
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
Khaki cheese-eating feces
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
contagious wine pervert
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
Trip harsh clown orchestra pit
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
Charismatic jet senate
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
crimson startling sandwich site
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
Bisexual Stage Shitlib
  08/30/07
...
Dead shrine
  08/30/07
...
Dead shrine
  09/07/07
...
Dead shrine
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
Khaki cheese-eating feces
  01/09/08
...
very tactful galvanic point
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
Underhanded business firm
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Indigo stead round eye
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
spectacular cruise ship preventive strike
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: ruddy dashing state digit ratio

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Amethyst comical hall queen of the night

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: garnet odious indian lodge

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Dead shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: opaque jet-lagged stock car

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: opaque jet-lagged stock car

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Elite yellow location

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Passionate Step-uncle's House Black Woman

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Provocative heaven

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Provocative heaven

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Shimmering fortuitous meteor

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Mildly autistic transparent menage

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Razzle spot

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Razzle spot

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Stirring Deep Toaster Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Adventurous kink-friendly mother prole

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: marvelous roast beef

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: hilarious geriatric lay faggot firefighter

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Boyish cream sex offender faggotry

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: misunderstood corner

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: silver razzle-dazzle quadroon dilemma

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: brilliant tattoo elastic band

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Floppy hell indirect expression
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Floppy hell indirect expression

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: brilliant tattoo elastic band

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: brilliant tattoo elastic band

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Boyish cream sex offender faggotry

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Floppy hell indirect expression

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Naked poppy parlour idea he suggested

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: tantric thriller blood rage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: tantric thriller blood rage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: tantric thriller blood rage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: tantric thriller blood rage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Passionate Step-uncle's House Black Woman

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Provocative heaven

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: hilarious geriatric lay faggot firefighter

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Jade bespoke university gay wizard

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Jade bespoke university gay wizard

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Floppy hell indirect expression

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: ebony razzmatazz filthpig pocket flask

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Narrow-minded obsidian philosopher-king international law enforcement agency

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Lascivious incel

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: Yapping crystalline crackhouse generalized bond

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: Insane irradiated fanboi

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Brass Vivacious Chapel

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Free-loading office

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Bull headed parlor

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy stag film liquid oxygen

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Boyish cream sex offender faggotry

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Sexy mentally impaired mood

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Frum curious church half-breed

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Free-loading office

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: Bull headed parlor

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Free-loading office

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Dead shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Boyish cream sex offender faggotry

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Free-loading office

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: Boyish cream sex offender faggotry

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Free-loading office

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: motley depressive school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: Passionate Step-uncle's House Black Woman

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: very tactful galvanic point

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: buck-toothed genital piercing new version

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: startled awkward address hissy fit

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: multi-colored ticket booth coldplay fan

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Boyish cream sex offender faggotry

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Greedy filthy pit

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: lime hospital

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Naked poppy parlour idea he suggested

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: lime hospital

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: frozen lemon laser beams range

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: Passionate Step-uncle's House Black Woman

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser library immigrant

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: flushed doctorate trailer park

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: motley depressive school

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: Fragrant pink ceo nursing home

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: ruby appetizing meetinghouse

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: electric corn cake

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: carnelian slimy giraffe

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: Green stage trust fund

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bearded mad cow disease

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Adventurous kink-friendly mother prole

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Titillating cuckold cuckoldry

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant goal in life

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: motley depressive school

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: laughsome vermilion space

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: motley depressive school

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: Vigorous light coffee pot bbw

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Stimulating Windowlicker Church Building

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: rusted mind-boggling police squad temple

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: cocky sanctuary son of senegal

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Khaki cheese-eating feces

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Khaki cheese-eating feces

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: contagious wine pervert

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Trip harsh clown orchestra pit

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Charismatic jet senate

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: crimson startling sandwich site

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Bisexual Stage Shitlib

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Dead shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: Dead shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Dead shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: Khaki cheese-eating feces

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: very tactful galvanic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: Underhanded business firm

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Indigo stead round eye

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship preventive strike

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)