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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
razzle-dazzle elite faggot firefighter stage
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
cerebral clear parlour messiness
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Pearl whorehouse associate
  08/29/07
...
sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
titillating prole
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
titillating prole
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
awesome/
black nursing home laser beams
  08/21/07
i like this thread
Soggy School National Security Agency
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Self-absorbed godawful space useless brakes
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Self-absorbed godawful space useless brakes
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
you're british
Bisexual principal's office karate
  09/07/07
hahaha
Dead walnut resort depressive
  07/31/06
is this for real?
motley anal cuckold field
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
motley anal cuckold field
  07/31/06
...
Adventurous mildly autistic pervert indian lodge
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
laughsome heaven
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  07/31/06
This is amazing
Stubborn Lettuce Den
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Frum ungodly clown
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
Henna degenerate community account
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
thriller navy organic girlfriend senate
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
Canary provocative sex offender haunted graveyard
  08/01/06
SWeet
Aquamarine bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/01/06
ROFL
Mustard Market
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Mustard Market
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
Aquamarine bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
Aquamarine bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
Henna degenerate community account
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Mustard Market
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
disgusting round eye stain
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
...
Cocky poppy corner blood rage
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
...
Cocky poppy corner blood rage
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
...
Cocky poppy corner blood rage
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
...
Cocky poppy corner blood rage
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
Soggy School National Security Agency
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Self-absorbed godawful space useless brakes
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Frum ungodly clown
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
chartreuse spectacular church building quadroon
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
chartreuse spectacular church building quadroon
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Mustard Market
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
spruce garrison
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Stimulating forum toaster
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Tripping Maize Legend
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
Aphrodisiac antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
mind-boggling school cafeteria
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
Brindle Nighttime Pozpig Sanctuary
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
bespoke church
  11/12/06
rofl
Umber temple genital piercing
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
Henna degenerate community account
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Indigo Glittery Area Persian
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
appetizing shrine
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
excitant spot boltzmann
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
bespoke church
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
excitant spot boltzmann
  11/12/06
...
sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
Henna degenerate community account
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  11/12/06
ROFL!
Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
Henna degenerate community account
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo
  11/12/06
180
Harsh rigor
  11/13/06
definitely
Soggy School National Security Agency
  11/16/06
awesome.
copper irradiated telephone
  12/18/06
180.
Magenta duck-like jew office
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
Concupiscible jet kitty cat
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
Passionate fuchsia international law enforcement agency
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
Henna degenerate community account
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
sticky casino roast beef
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
beady-eyed chocolate locale mad cow disease
  11/16/06
floozy
disgusting round eye stain
  11/16/06
i know :(
beady-eyed chocolate locale mad cow disease
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
Odious misunderstood trailer park boistinker
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
Soggy School National Security Agency
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
blue friendly grandma
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
Razzmatazz sapphire lodge son of senegal
  11/16/06
bump
Harsh rigor
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
judgmental fluffy gay wizard
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
vivacious cordovan queen of the night
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
Buff cheese-eating goal in life
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
boyish mental disorder keepsake machete
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
mint point
  12/18/06
SWeet
Rebellious bright native partner
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
laughsome heaven
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
Impertinent Ticket Booth Dog Poop
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Demanding supple ceo
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Harsh rigor
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
lavender theater stage
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
Racy menage
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Harsh rigor
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
Exciting Dun Dysfunction Piazza
  04/01/07
PENN
Brilliant lascivious coffee pot station
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
soul-stirring tattoo
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
overrated dilemma mediation
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
Hairraiser knife ratface
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
Hairraiser knife ratface
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
alcoholic bipolar liquid oxygen
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
Light stirring locus
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
honey-headed parlor nowag
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
Lemon chapel background story
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
Self-centered dragon state
  08/30/07
...
sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit
  08/30/07
...
sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit
  09/07/07
...
sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
Hairraiser knife ratface
  01/09/08
...
copper irradiated telephone
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
arousing fanboi
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Hyperventilating kitchen
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle elite faggot firefighter stage

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: cerebral clear parlour messiness

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Pearl whorehouse associate

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: titillating prole

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: titillating prole

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: black nursing home laser beams

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Soggy School National Security Agency

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Self-absorbed godawful space useless brakes

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed godawful space useless brakes

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Bisexual principal's office karate

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Dead walnut resort depressive

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: motley anal cuckold field

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: motley anal cuckold field

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Adventurous mildly autistic pervert indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: laughsome heaven

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Stubborn Lettuce Den

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Frum ungodly clown

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Henna degenerate community account

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: thriller navy organic girlfriend senate

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Canary provocative sex offender haunted graveyard

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Aquamarine bawdyhouse coldplay fan

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Mustard Market
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Mustard Market

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: Aquamarine bawdyhouse coldplay fan

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine bawdyhouse coldplay fan

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Henna degenerate community account

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Mustard Market

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: disgusting round eye stain

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Cocky poppy corner blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Cocky poppy corner blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Cocky poppy corner blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Cocky poppy corner blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Soggy School National Security Agency

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed godawful space useless brakes

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Frum ungodly clown

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: chartreuse spectacular church building quadroon

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: chartreuse spectacular church building quadroon

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Mustard Market

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: spruce garrison

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Stimulating forum toaster

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Tripping Maize Legend

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac antidepressant drug

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling school cafeteria

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Brindle Nighttime Pozpig Sanctuary

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: bespoke church

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Umber temple genital piercing

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Henna degenerate community account

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Indigo Glittery Area Persian

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: appetizing shrine

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: excitant spot boltzmann

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: bespoke church

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: excitant spot boltzmann

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Henna degenerate community account

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: Henna degenerate community account

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Learning Disabled Ladyboy Water Buffalo

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Harsh rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: Soggy School National Security Agency

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: copper irradiated telephone

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Magenta duck-like jew office

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible jet kitty cat

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Passionate fuchsia international law enforcement agency

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Henna degenerate community account

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: sticky casino roast beef

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed chocolate locale mad cow disease

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: disgusting round eye stain

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed chocolate locale mad cow disease

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: Odious misunderstood trailer park boistinker

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: Soggy School National Security Agency

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: blue friendly grandma

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sapphire lodge son of senegal

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Harsh rigor

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: judgmental fluffy gay wizard

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: vivacious cordovan queen of the night

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: Buff cheese-eating goal in life

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: boyish mental disorder keepsake machete

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: mint point

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Rebellious bright native partner

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: laughsome heaven

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Impertinent Ticket Booth Dog Poop

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Demanding supple ceo

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Harsh rigor

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: lavender theater stage

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: Racy menage

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Harsh rigor

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: Exciting Dun Dysfunction Piazza

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Brilliant lascivious coffee pot station

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring tattoo

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: overrated dilemma mediation

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser knife ratface

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser knife ratface

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: alcoholic bipolar liquid oxygen

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Light stirring locus

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: honey-headed parlor nowag

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Lemon chapel background story

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Self-centered dragon state

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: sexy step-uncle's house hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser knife ratface

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: copper irradiated telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: arousing fanboi

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitchen

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling candlestick maker

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)