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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
costumed stead lettuce
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
opaque talented idea he suggested
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
harsh stain
  08/29/07
...
Cyan potus
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
Well-lubricated Misanthropic Mood
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
Well-lubricated Misanthropic Mood
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
awesome/
Violet generalized bond
  08/21/07
i like this thread
Nubile avocado home
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
black federal school organic girlfriend
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
black federal school organic girlfriend
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
you're british
exciting bonkers pocket flask dysfunction
  09/07/07
hahaha
Arousing Carnelian Milk
  07/31/06
is this for real?
bisexual giraffe
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
bisexual giraffe
  07/31/06
...
Passionate stubborn church building coffee pot
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
territorial multi-colored shrine love of her life
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
Abusive Filthpig
  07/31/06
This is amazing
offensive pearly location really tough guy
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Bespoke Chocolate Shitlib
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
plum coiffed spot gaping
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
Impertinent quadroon brunch
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
peach fluffy piazza
  08/01/06
SWeet
sapphire site electric furnace
  08/01/06
ROFL
Gold pontificating skinny woman
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Gold pontificating skinny woman
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
sapphire site electric furnace
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
sapphire site electric furnace
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
plum coiffed spot gaping
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Gold pontificating skinny woman
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
Red marketing idea cuckoldry
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
...
Brindle misunderstood indirect expression stock car
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
...
Brindle misunderstood indirect expression stock car
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
...
Brindle misunderstood indirect expression stock car
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
...
Brindle misunderstood indirect expression stock car
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
Nubile avocado home
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
black federal school organic girlfriend
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Bespoke Chocolate Shitlib
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
Hilarious trailer park faggotry
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
Hilarious trailer park faggotry
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Gold pontificating skinny woman
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Marvelous Nowag Ticket Booth
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Scarlet laughsome casino mexican
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Chrome therapy gaming laptop
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
trip son of senegal
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
electric stage
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
sooty incel national security agency
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
Abusive Filthpig
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
Abusive Filthpig
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
Cobalt partner
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
Burgundy Blood Rage
  11/12/06
rofl
bright roast beef senate
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
plum coiffed spot gaping
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Carmine 180 cuckold kitty
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
doobsian hairless bbw
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
Cobalt partner
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
Heady crimson codepig
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
Burgundy Blood Rage
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
Cobalt partner
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
Heady crimson codepig
  11/12/06
...
Cyan potus
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
plum coiffed spot gaping
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
Abusive Filthpig
  11/12/06
ROFL!
Cobalt partner
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
plum coiffed spot gaping
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
Cobalt partner
  11/12/06
180
Ungodly vibrant point travel guidebook
  11/13/06
definitely
Nubile avocado home
  11/16/06
awesome.
lemon charismatic library
  12/18/06
180.
Smoky Swollen Den
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
godawful state
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
Stirring Azn Tank
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
plum coiffed spot gaping
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
blue rigor
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
Abusive Filthpig
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
Cocky fortuitous meteor personal credit line
  11/16/06
floozy
Red marketing idea cuckoldry
  11/16/06
i know :(
Cocky fortuitous meteor personal credit line
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
sienna mildly autistic rehab sneaky criminal
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
Nubile avocado home
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
irradiated abode
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
learning disabled exhilarant stag film
  11/16/06
bump
Ungodly vibrant point travel guidebook
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
Domesticated market hunting ground
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
Big Transparent Crotch
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
yellow embarrassed to the bone house halford
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
pearl newt chapel
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
pea-brained hell
  12/18/06
SWeet
motley goal in life
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
territorial multi-colored shrine love of her life
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
Flesh Soul-stirring Selfie Sandwich
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Fighting self-absorbed set keepsake machete
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Ungodly vibrant point travel guidebook
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
cracking nighttime masturbator lodge
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
White Corner
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Ungodly vibrant point travel guidebook
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
Mind-boggling Karate Black Woman
  04/01/07
PENN
Mustard dashing psychic locale
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
Chartreuse principal's office death wish
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
Hyperactive Useless Base Jew
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
Twisted hall foreskin
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
Twisted hall foreskin
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
Adventurous coral temple cumskin
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
Excitant pale volcanic crater
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
ocher church circlehead
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
wonderful disrespectful reading party
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
maize diverse police squad parlor
  08/30/07
...
Cyan potus
  08/30/07
...
Cyan potus
  09/07/07
...
Cyan potus
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
Twisted hall foreskin
  01/09/08
...
lemon charismatic library
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
Beady-eyed associate sweet tailpipe
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Floppy whorehouse
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
Abusive Filthpig
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: costumed stead lettuce

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: opaque talented idea he suggested

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: harsh stain

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Cyan potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Misanthropic Mood

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Misanthropic Mood

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Violet generalized bond

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Nubile avocado home

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: black federal school organic girlfriend

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: black federal school organic girlfriend

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: exciting bonkers pocket flask dysfunction

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Milk

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: bisexual giraffe

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: bisexual giraffe

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Passionate stubborn church building coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: territorial multi-colored shrine love of her life

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: offensive pearly location really tough guy

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Bespoke Chocolate Shitlib

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: plum coiffed spot gaping

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Impertinent quadroon brunch

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: peach fluffy piazza

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: sapphire site electric furnace

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Gold pontificating skinny woman
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Gold pontificating skinny woman

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: sapphire site electric furnace

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: sapphire site electric furnace

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: plum coiffed spot gaping

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Gold pontificating skinny woman

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Red marketing idea cuckoldry

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Brindle misunderstood indirect expression stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Brindle misunderstood indirect expression stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Brindle misunderstood indirect expression stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Brindle misunderstood indirect expression stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Nubile avocado home

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: black federal school organic girlfriend

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Bespoke Chocolate Shitlib

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Hilarious trailer park faggotry

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Hilarious trailer park faggotry

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Gold pontificating skinny woman

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Marvelous Nowag Ticket Booth

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Scarlet laughsome casino mexican

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Chrome therapy gaming laptop

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: trip son of senegal

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: electric stage

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: sooty incel national security agency

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Cobalt partner

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Blood Rage

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: bright roast beef senate

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: plum coiffed spot gaping

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Carmine 180 cuckold kitty

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: doobsian hairless bbw

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Cobalt partner

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Heady crimson codepig

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: Burgundy Blood Rage

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Cobalt partner

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Heady crimson codepig

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Cyan potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: plum coiffed spot gaping

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Cobalt partner

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: plum coiffed spot gaping

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Cobalt partner

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Ungodly vibrant point travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: Nubile avocado home

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: lemon charismatic library

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Smoky Swollen Den

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: godawful state

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Stirring Azn Tank

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: plum coiffed spot gaping

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: blue rigor

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Cocky fortuitous meteor personal credit line

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Red marketing idea cuckoldry

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Cocky fortuitous meteor personal credit line

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: sienna mildly autistic rehab sneaky criminal

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: Nubile avocado home

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: irradiated abode

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: learning disabled exhilarant stag film

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Ungodly vibrant point travel guidebook

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: Domesticated market hunting ground

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Big Transparent Crotch

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: yellow embarrassed to the bone house halford

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: pearl newt chapel

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: pea-brained hell

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: motley goal in life

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: territorial multi-colored shrine love of her life

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Flesh Soul-stirring Selfie Sandwich

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Fighting self-absorbed set keepsake machete

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Ungodly vibrant point travel guidebook

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: cracking nighttime masturbator lodge

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: White Corner

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Ungodly vibrant point travel guidebook

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Karate Black Woman

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Mustard dashing psychic locale

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse principal's office death wish

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Hyperactive Useless Base Jew

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Twisted hall foreskin

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Twisted hall foreskin

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Adventurous coral temple cumskin

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Excitant pale volcanic crater

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: ocher church circlehead

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: wonderful disrespectful reading party

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: maize diverse police squad parlor

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Cyan potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: Cyan potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Cyan potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: Twisted hall foreskin

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: lemon charismatic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate sweet tailpipe

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Floppy whorehouse

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: Abusive Filthpig

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)