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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
aphrodisiac gaping
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
Bateful Library Regret
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Supple crimson ape feces
  08/29/07
...
Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
iridescent lascivious stage
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
iridescent lascivious stage
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
awesome/
Impertinent knife
  08/21/07
i like this thread
bespoke principal's office
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
silver stirring stage sweet tailpipe
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
silver stirring stage sweet tailpipe
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
you're british
Fishy Exhilarant Organic Girlfriend Casino
  09/07/07
hahaha
effete legal warrant
  07/31/06
is this for real?
Tantric Incel
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
Tantric Incel
  07/31/06
...
low-t voyeur genital piercing
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
Vermilion thirsty newt
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
curious cruise ship jew
  07/31/06
This is amazing
wild garnet death wish
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
salmon blathering quadroon set
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
boyish brass milk institution
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
dashing karate
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
Contagious Sepia Trump Supporter
  08/01/06
SWeet
Anal Site Skinny Woman
  08/01/06
ROFL
Electric onyx senate
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Electric onyx senate
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
Anal Site Skinny Woman
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
Anal Site Skinny Woman
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
boyish brass milk institution
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Electric onyx senate
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
exciting pozpig immigrant
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
...
Elite Locus Deer Antler
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
...
Elite Locus Deer Antler
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
...
Elite Locus Deer Antler
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
...
Elite Locus Deer Antler
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
bespoke principal's office
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
silver stirring stage sweet tailpipe
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
salmon blathering quadroon set
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
shaky plaza
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
shaky plaza
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Electric onyx senate
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Vivacious sanctuary
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
bearded crackhouse
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
vigorous hall
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
floppy smoky bawdyhouse love of her life
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
geriatric gold chad
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
Sickened fragrant sandwich candlestick maker
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
curious cruise ship jew
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
curious cruise ship jew
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
Slate slimy faggot firefighter
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
Crystalline comical prole sex offender
  11/12/06
rofl
Gaped Scarlet Wagecucks
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
boyish brass milk institution
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Light Heady Toilet Seat
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
green reading party trust fund
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
Slate slimy faggot firefighter
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
Ebony Business Firm Dingle Berry
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
Crystalline comical prole sex offender
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
Slate slimy faggot firefighter
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
Ebony Business Firm Dingle Berry
  11/12/06
...
Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
boyish brass milk institution
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
curious cruise ship jew
  11/12/06
ROFL!
Slate slimy faggot firefighter
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
boyish brass milk institution
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
Slate slimy faggot firefighter
  11/12/06
180
Talented Rehab
  11/13/06
definitely
bespoke principal's office
  11/16/06
awesome.
medicated odious forum patrolman
  12/18/06
180.
Free-loading brethren
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
razzmatazz violet coffee pot jap
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
adventurous hilarious den
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
boyish brass milk institution
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Coral weed whacker theater stage
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
curious cruise ship jew
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
ocher embarrassed to the bone roommate gas station
  11/16/06
floozy
exciting pozpig immigrant
  11/16/06
i know :(
ocher embarrassed to the bone roommate gas station
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
painfully honest pontificating ticket booth dysfunction
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
bespoke principal's office
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Demanding diverse roast beef hospital
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
vibrant stag film mother
  11/16/06
bump
Talented Rehab
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
soul-stirring house-broken dragon philosopher-king
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
Narrow-minded bat-shit-crazy address preventive strike
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
Chest-beating Piazza Double Fault
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
Hyperactive half-breed becky
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
deranged mind-boggling church potus
  12/18/06
SWeet
cocky mental disorder garrison
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
Vermilion thirsty newt
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
Cracking rambunctious parlor
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Beady-eyed cream national security agency juggernaut
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Talented Rehab
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
Racy range
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
submissive partner
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Talented Rehab
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
Irradiated selfie
  04/01/07
PENN
Brilliant glittery kitchen doctorate
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
pearl national
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
drab laser beams liquid oxygen
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
hairraiser beta black woman
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
hairraiser beta black woman
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
Pale Insane Rigor
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
Dark Laughsome Church Building Fortuitous Meteor
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
thriller orchid school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
alcoholic theater
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
Awkward house messiness
  08/30/07
...
Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard
  08/30/07
...
Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard
  09/07/07
...
Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
hairraiser beta black woman
  01/09/08
...
medicated odious forum patrolman
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
trip bbw
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Pea-brained yarmulke people who are hurt
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
curious cruise ship jew
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gaping

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Bateful Library Regret

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Supple crimson ape feces

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: iridescent lascivious stage

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: iridescent lascivious stage

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Impertinent knife

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: bespoke principal's office

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: silver stirring stage sweet tailpipe

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: silver stirring stage sweet tailpipe

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Fishy Exhilarant Organic Girlfriend Casino

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: effete legal warrant

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Tantric Incel

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Tantric Incel

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: low-t voyeur genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Vermilion thirsty newt

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: wild garnet death wish

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: salmon blathering quadroon set

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: boyish brass milk institution

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: dashing karate

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Contagious Sepia Trump Supporter

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Anal Site Skinny Woman

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Electric onyx senate
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Electric onyx senate

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: Anal Site Skinny Woman

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Anal Site Skinny Woman

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: boyish brass milk institution

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Electric onyx senate

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: exciting pozpig immigrant

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Elite Locus Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Elite Locus Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Elite Locus Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Elite Locus Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: bespoke principal's office

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: silver stirring stage sweet tailpipe

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: salmon blathering quadroon set

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: shaky plaza

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: shaky plaza

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Electric onyx senate

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Vivacious sanctuary

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: bearded crackhouse

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: vigorous hall

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: floppy smoky bawdyhouse love of her life

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: geriatric gold chad

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Sickened fragrant sandwich candlestick maker

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Slate slimy faggot firefighter

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Crystalline comical prole sex offender

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Gaped Scarlet Wagecucks

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: boyish brass milk institution

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Light Heady Toilet Seat

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: green reading party trust fund

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Slate slimy faggot firefighter

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Ebony Business Firm Dingle Berry

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: Crystalline comical prole sex offender

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Slate slimy faggot firefighter

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Ebony Business Firm Dingle Berry

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: boyish brass milk institution

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Slate slimy faggot firefighter

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: boyish brass milk institution

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Slate slimy faggot firefighter

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Talented Rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: bespoke principal's office

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: medicated odious forum patrolman

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Free-loading brethren

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz violet coffee pot jap

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: adventurous hilarious den

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: boyish brass milk institution

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Coral weed whacker theater stage

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: ocher embarrassed to the bone roommate gas station

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: exciting pozpig immigrant

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: ocher embarrassed to the bone roommate gas station

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: painfully honest pontificating ticket booth dysfunction

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: bespoke principal's office

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Demanding diverse roast beef hospital

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: vibrant stag film mother

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Talented Rehab

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring house-broken dragon philosopher-king

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Narrow-minded bat-shit-crazy address preventive strike

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: Chest-beating Piazza Double Fault

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive half-breed becky

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: deranged mind-boggling church potus

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: cocky mental disorder garrison

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Vermilion thirsty newt

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Cracking rambunctious parlor

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cream national security agency juggernaut

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Talented Rehab

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Racy range

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: submissive partner

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Talented Rehab

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: Irradiated selfie

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Brilliant glittery kitchen doctorate

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: pearl national

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: drab laser beams liquid oxygen

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: hairraiser beta black woman

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: hairraiser beta black woman

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Pale Insane Rigor

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Dark Laughsome Church Building Fortuitous Meteor

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: thriller orchid school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: alcoholic theater

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Awkward house messiness

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Coiffed Sexy Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: hairraiser beta black woman

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: medicated odious forum patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: trip bbw

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained yarmulke people who are hurt

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: curious cruise ship jew

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)