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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
exciting maize goal in life shrine
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
angry potus
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Flushed Heaven Community Account
  08/29/07
...
brindle sandwich
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
transparent boiling water multi-billionaire
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
transparent boiling water multi-billionaire
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
awesome/
passionate light factory reset button market
  08/21/07
i like this thread
Arousing parlor
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
pearl rigpig son of senegal
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
pearl rigpig son of senegal
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
you're british
Walnut alcoholic hell
  09/07/07
hahaha
Misanthropic Temple Dingle Berry
  07/31/06
is this for real?
Irradiated jade coffee pot
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
Irradiated jade coffee pot
  07/31/06
...
twisted striped hyena
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
Talking box office jap
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
Massive Thirsty Church
  07/31/06
This is amazing
Orchid judgmental indian lodge cuck
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Aphrodisiac abode nowag
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
Amber patrolman
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
racy hyperactive public bath
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
rebellious piazza
  08/01/06
SWeet
emerald sickened forum personal credit line
  08/01/06
ROFL
Abnormal Stimulating Quadroon
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Abnormal Stimulating Quadroon
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
emerald sickened forum personal credit line
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
emerald sickened forum personal credit line
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
Amber patrolman
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Abnormal Stimulating Quadroon
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
Geriatric avocado hall alpha
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
...
vigorous twinkling macaca generalized bond
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
...
vigorous twinkling macaca generalized bond
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
...
vigorous twinkling macaca generalized bond
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
...
vigorous twinkling macaca generalized bond
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
Arousing parlor
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
pearl rigpig son of senegal
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Aphrodisiac abode nowag
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
Henna nudist stead feces
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
Henna nudist stead feces
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Abnormal Stimulating Quadroon
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Shimmering swashbuckling principal's office
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
anal sienna whorehouse
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Snowy soul-stirring codepig
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
Fantasy-prone razzmatazz house corn cake
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
costumed degenerate philosopher-king
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
burgundy comical puppy kitchen
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
Massive Thirsty Church
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
Massive Thirsty Church
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
heady territorial state selfie
  11/12/06
rofl
Fishy electric old irish cottage hospital
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
Amber patrolman
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
mind-boggling harsh stage travel guidebook
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
Vibrant Love Of Her Life Tanning Salon
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
Contagious ceo locale
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
heady territorial state selfie
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
Contagious ceo locale
  11/12/06
...
brindle sandwich
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
Amber patrolman
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
Massive Thirsty Church
  11/12/06
ROFL!
Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
Amber patrolman
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive
  11/12/06
180
exhilarant therapy orchestra pit
  11/13/06
definitely
Arousing parlor
  11/16/06
awesome.
adventurous cordovan theatre
  12/18/06
180.
180 abusive psychic
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
glittery international law enforcement agency meetinghouse
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
Purple wrinkle
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
Amber patrolman
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Thriller apoplectic institution death wish
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
Massive Thirsty Church
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
At-the-ready chapel
  11/16/06
floozy
Geriatric avocado hall alpha
  11/16/06
i know :(
At-the-ready chapel
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
french cracking station
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
Arousing parlor
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
bronze appetizing sanctuary
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
multi-colored lodge
  11/16/06
bump
exhilarant therapy orchestra pit
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
provocative locus
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
Blue Garrison Pozpig
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
charcoal haunting trailer park
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
crystalline point incel
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
sinister sadistic elastic band
  12/18/06
SWeet
chest-beating toaster
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
Talking box office jap
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
well-lubricated new version rehab
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
onyx offensive nursing home bbw
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
exhilarant therapy orchestra pit
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
Aromatic Honey-headed Karate Dragon
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
iridescent autistic half-breed
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
exhilarant therapy orchestra pit
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
Self-absorbed pale lettuce step-uncle's house
  04/01/07
PENN
Motley Parlour
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
Supple faggotry school
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
Tantric yapping haunted graveyard
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
spruce frisky associate
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
spruce frisky associate
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
Flirting Range
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
coral curious mental disorder set
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
drab theater nibblets
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
Splenetic Sneaky Criminal
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
indecent ratface
  08/30/07
...
brindle sandwich
  08/30/07
...
brindle sandwich
  09/07/07
...
brindle sandwich
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
spruce frisky associate
  01/09/08
...
adventurous cordovan theatre
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
boyish casino place of business
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
effete marketing idea
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
Massive Thirsty Church
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: exciting maize goal in life shrine

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: angry potus

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Flushed Heaven Community Account

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: brindle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: transparent boiling water multi-billionaire

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: transparent boiling water multi-billionaire

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: passionate light factory reset button market

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Arousing parlor

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: pearl rigpig son of senegal

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: pearl rigpig son of senegal

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Walnut alcoholic hell

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic Temple Dingle Berry

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Irradiated jade coffee pot

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Irradiated jade coffee pot

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: twisted striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Talking box office jap

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Orchid judgmental indian lodge cuck

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac abode nowag

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Amber patrolman

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: racy hyperactive public bath

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: rebellious piazza

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: emerald sickened forum personal credit line

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Abnormal Stimulating Quadroon
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Abnormal Stimulating Quadroon

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: emerald sickened forum personal credit line

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: emerald sickened forum personal credit line

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Amber patrolman

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Abnormal Stimulating Quadroon

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Geriatric avocado hall alpha

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: vigorous twinkling macaca generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: vigorous twinkling macaca generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: vigorous twinkling macaca generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: vigorous twinkling macaca generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Arousing parlor

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: pearl rigpig son of senegal

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac abode nowag

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Henna nudist stead feces

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Henna nudist stead feces

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Abnormal Stimulating Quadroon

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Shimmering swashbuckling principal's office

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: anal sienna whorehouse

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Snowy soul-stirring codepig

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone razzmatazz house corn cake

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: costumed degenerate philosopher-king

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: burgundy comical puppy kitchen

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: heady territorial state selfie

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Fishy electric old irish cottage hospital

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Amber patrolman

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling harsh stage travel guidebook

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Vibrant Love Of Her Life Tanning Salon

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Contagious ceo locale

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: heady territorial state selfie

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Contagious ceo locale

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: brindle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Amber patrolman

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: Amber patrolman

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Excitant Smoky Church Building Depressive

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: exhilarant therapy orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: Arousing parlor

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: adventurous cordovan theatre

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: 180 abusive psychic

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency meetinghouse

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Purple wrinkle

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Amber patrolman

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Thriller apoplectic institution death wish

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready chapel

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Geriatric avocado hall alpha

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: At-the-ready chapel

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: french cracking station

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: Arousing parlor

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: bronze appetizing sanctuary

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: multi-colored lodge

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: exhilarant therapy orchestra pit

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: provocative locus

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Blue Garrison Pozpig

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: charcoal haunting trailer park

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: crystalline point incel

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: sinister sadistic elastic band

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: chest-beating toaster

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Talking box office jap

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: well-lubricated new version rehab

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: onyx offensive nursing home bbw

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: exhilarant therapy orchestra pit

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Honey-headed Karate Dragon

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: iridescent autistic half-breed

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: exhilarant therapy orchestra pit

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: Self-absorbed pale lettuce step-uncle's house

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Motley Parlour

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Supple faggotry school

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Tantric yapping haunted graveyard

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: spruce frisky associate

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: spruce frisky associate

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Flirting Range

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: coral curious mental disorder set

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: drab theater nibblets

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Splenetic Sneaky Criminal

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: indecent ratface

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: brindle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: brindle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: brindle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: spruce frisky associate

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: adventurous cordovan theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: boyish casino place of business

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: effete marketing idea

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: Massive Thirsty Church

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)