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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
Brass Thriller Spot
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
At-the-ready trip windowlicker
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Useless Corn Cake
  08/29/07
...
bossy fanboi
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
lavender twinkling uncleanness
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
lavender twinkling uncleanness
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
awesome/
Blue startled hominid location
  08/21/07
i like this thread
deranged carmine goal in life
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Balding meetinghouse
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Balding meetinghouse
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
you're british
Pale self-centered partner
  09/07/07
hahaha
massive fighting codepig market
  07/31/06
is this for real?
histrionic office
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
histrionic office
  07/31/06
...
Nubile legend
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
White Magical Skinny Woman Puppy
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  07/31/06
This is amazing
cordovan mewling community account house
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Magenta seedy forum roast beef
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
awkward property
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
Aqua razzmatazz national goyim
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
Jet church building son of senegal
  08/01/06
SWeet
Passionate cuckoldry juggernaut
  08/01/06
ROFL
Spectacular hall ratface
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Spectacular hall ratface
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
Passionate cuckoldry juggernaut
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
Passionate cuckoldry juggernaut
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
awkward property
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Spectacular hall ratface
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
Hyperventilating parlour affirmative action
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
...
cream motley prole
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
...
cream motley prole
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
...
cream motley prole
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
...
cream motley prole
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
deranged carmine goal in life
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Balding meetinghouse
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Magenta seedy forum roast beef
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
Bateful Faggot Firefighter
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
Bateful Faggot Firefighter
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Spectacular hall ratface
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Chrome odious people who are hurt milk
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Embarrassed to the bone theater stage becky
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Swashbuckling stubborn indirect expression
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
cobalt private investor hairy legs
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
Indigo friendly grandma cruise ship
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
Rambunctious Lime Field
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
beady-eyed dilemma
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
provocative trust fund gunner
  11/12/06
rofl
deep startling place of business crotch
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
awkward property
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Flesh cuckold striped hyena
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
Aphrodisiac narrow-minded sanctuary legal warrant
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
beady-eyed dilemma
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
Charcoal Contagious Temple
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
provocative trust fund gunner
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
beady-eyed dilemma
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
Charcoal Contagious Temple
  11/12/06
...
bossy fanboi
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
awkward property
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  11/12/06
ROFL!
beady-eyed dilemma
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
awkward property
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
beady-eyed dilemma
  11/12/06
180
Violent tanning salon messiness
  11/13/06
definitely
deranged carmine goal in life
  11/16/06
awesome.
Fishy maniacal circlehead
  12/18/06
180.
boyish love of her life
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
bonkers coffee pot
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
Curious chocolate boistinker
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
awkward property
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Cowardly Lodge Boltzmann
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
tantric opaque newt school
  11/16/06
floozy
Hyperventilating parlour affirmative action
  11/16/06
i know :(
tantric opaque newt school
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
Big Corner Shitlib
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
deranged carmine goal in life
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
cracking psychic
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
claret base
  11/16/06
bump
Violent tanning salon messiness
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
vermilion trailer park kitty cat
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
Flickering wonderful doctorate
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
Comical sexy dopamine water buffalo
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
Burgundy drunken jewess
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
twisted university
  12/18/06
SWeet
Buff big-titted really tough guy
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
White Magical Skinny Woman Puppy
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
Mildly Autistic Violet Menage Mood
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Painfully honest business firm brethren
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Violent tanning salon messiness
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
Maroon persian
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
hairraiser sapphire feces
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Violent tanning salon messiness
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
rusted confused queen of the night senate
  04/01/07
PENN
Mind-boggling casino associate
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
heady vengeful step-uncle's house internal respiration
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
Turquoise pocket flask jap
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
Walnut Aggressive National Security Agency Church
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
Walnut Aggressive National Security Agency Church
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
Galvanic Spruce Mediation
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
Soggy Self-absorbed Mad Cow Disease
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
Glittery ebony death wish
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
talented rebellious box office
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
zombie-like khaki rigpig wagecucks
  08/30/07
...
bossy fanboi
  08/30/07
...
bossy fanboi
  09/07/07
...
bossy fanboi
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
Walnut Aggressive National Security Agency Church
  01/09/08
...
Fishy maniacal circlehead
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
wild piazza incel
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Appetizing Boiling Water
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  11/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Brass Thriller Spot

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: At-the-ready trip windowlicker

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Useless Corn Cake

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: bossy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Blue startled hominid location

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: deranged carmine goal in life

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Balding meetinghouse

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Balding meetinghouse

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Pale self-centered partner

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: massive fighting codepig market

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: histrionic office

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: histrionic office

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Nubile legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: White Magical Skinny Woman Puppy

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: cordovan mewling community account house

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Magenta seedy forum roast beef

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: awkward property

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Aqua razzmatazz national goyim

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Jet church building son of senegal

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Passionate cuckoldry juggernaut

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Spectacular hall ratface
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Spectacular hall ratface

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: Passionate cuckoldry juggernaut

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Passionate cuckoldry juggernaut

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: awkward property

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Spectacular hall ratface

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Hyperventilating parlour affirmative action

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: cream motley prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: cream motley prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: cream motley prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: cream motley prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: deranged carmine goal in life

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Balding meetinghouse

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Magenta seedy forum roast beef

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Bateful Faggot Firefighter

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Bateful Faggot Firefighter

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Spectacular hall ratface

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Chrome odious people who are hurt milk

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone theater stage becky

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stubborn indirect expression

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: cobalt private investor hairy legs

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: Indigo friendly grandma cruise ship

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious Lime Field

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: provocative trust fund gunner

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: deep startling place of business crotch

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: awkward property

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Flesh cuckold striped hyena

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac narrow-minded sanctuary legal warrant

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Charcoal Contagious Temple

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: provocative trust fund gunner

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Charcoal Contagious Temple

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: bossy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: awkward property

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: awkward property

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Violent tanning salon messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: deranged carmine goal in life

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: Fishy maniacal circlehead

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: boyish love of her life

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: bonkers coffee pot

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Curious chocolate boistinker

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: awkward property

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Cowardly Lodge Boltzmann

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: tantric opaque newt school

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Hyperventilating parlour affirmative action

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: tantric opaque newt school

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: Big Corner Shitlib

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: deranged carmine goal in life

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: cracking psychic

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: claret base

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Violent tanning salon messiness

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: vermilion trailer park kitty cat

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Flickering wonderful doctorate

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: Comical sexy dopamine water buffalo

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Burgundy drunken jewess

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: twisted university

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Buff big-titted really tough guy

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: White Magical Skinny Woman Puppy

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Violet Menage Mood

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest business firm brethren

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Violent tanning salon messiness

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Maroon persian

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: hairraiser sapphire feces

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Violent tanning salon messiness

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: rusted confused queen of the night senate

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling casino associate

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: heady vengeful step-uncle's house internal respiration

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Turquoise pocket flask jap

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Walnut Aggressive National Security Agency Church

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Walnut Aggressive National Security Agency Church

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Spruce Mediation

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Soggy Self-absorbed Mad Cow Disease

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Glittery ebony death wish

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: talented rebellious box office

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: zombie-like khaki rigpig wagecucks

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: bossy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: bossy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: bossy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: Walnut Aggressive National Security Agency Church

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: Fishy maniacal circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: wild piazza incel

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Boiling Water

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)