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Anybody Not Use Toilet Paper? Butthold Has Been Super Clean Since Getting Bidet
| Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm | 11/19/20 |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:56 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm Bought 4 bidets for the house. The master bedroom has an American Standard model with a heated seat and on-demand hot water heater, the bathroom that guests use has a cold water bidet attached to the seat. The two guest bedrooms have stainless cold water sprayer type bidets that look like the handheld sprayers in some kitchen sinks.
For the first few weeks I used toilet paper to dry off. Then one day I sat down to poop without noticing that the toilet paper roll was empty and just drip dried before pulling up my pants. I expected that to make my underwear and pants damp and uncomfortable, but it was completely fine.
Now I have a very clean butthold and I don't use toilet paper at all. Will be interested in seeing how the septic truck guy reacts in a few years when he realizes that my septic tank is completely filled with poo but no toilet paper. |
Date: November 19th, 2020 6:58 PM Author: Aqua Partner Shrine he'll probably think you're one of those lunatics who throws their toilet paper in the garbage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399181) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:15 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm Cr cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399326) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:59 PM Author: Electric Marketing Idea I don’t wipe or bidet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399188) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:38 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm *guy with a colostomy bag* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399480) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:00 PM Author: bonkers travel guidebook messiness Does the bidet clog in the event of butt chunks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399201) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:01 PM Author: Aqua Partner Shrine a few buttnuggets never harmed a bidet in my experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399218) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:13 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm I don't think you understand how bidets work, my friend. The bidets I'm using just attach to the toilet, so they can't really clog. The standalone bidets in other countries shouldn't need to digest butt chunks, since they're basically just a sink for your butthold. I've never used one of those though.
Not sure what the process is for a standalone bidet for going from the toilet to the bidet. Anybody have experience? Do you just waddle over to it with your butthold all poopy? Do you wipe first, then walk over to the bidet for final rinse and wash? Where do the three shells fit in? |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:01 PM Author: Brilliant Learning Disabled Sweet Tailpipe Pistol great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399213) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:01 PM Author: nubile site kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399215) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:14 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399319) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:28 PM Author: stimulating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399422) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:37 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399476) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 4:55 PM Author: Electric Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41405691) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:17 PM Author: Soul-stirring gay wizard Excuse my prole unfamiliarity but someone explain what you do with your wet asshole after using said bidet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399343) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:19 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm I just pull up my pants. It's not that wet so it doesn't make your pants damp or anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399360) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:37 PM Author: Maize office my bidet has a warm air dryer too. but if you don't have a dryer, a wipe with tissue helps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399477) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:40 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm This is cr. I wish I had a dryer on mine. I've thought about installing a hair dryer like they have in hotels or something similar next to the toilet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399487) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:18 PM Author: Primrose boltzmann how is the stream enough to remove shit particles - dont you need to wipe first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399354) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:23 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm No wiping needed. The stream is adjustable on both types and the power is more than sufficient. Sometimes you gotta spray for like 5 to 10 seconds if you've got a really greasy nasty shit and you're using the handheld type, but the seat attachment type are so strong that they can actually spray water up your asshole and give you an enema on the power. On the handheld type I use full power. There are maybe 15 jets and they can spray out to about 10 feet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399387) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:29 PM Author: Primrose boltzmann how do you know whether all the shit's gone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399430) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:37 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm At first I was checking with TP, but think about what would happen if you used a garden hose sprayer on your butthold. The pressure is more than sufficient to remove any and all poop after like 5 seconds, but to be sure it's completely gone I spray for 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399472) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:34 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm The type in the master bedroom is an American Standard AquaWash 2.0 SpaLet Bidet Seat. MSRP: $300
The sprayer types are Veken Handheld Bidet Sprayer For Toilet. MSRP $25
The one in the guest room is a Veken Ultra Slim Bidet. MRSP $30
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:51 PM Author: Tantric titillating filthpig principal's office Imagine being the model that gets the call from her agency asking if she'd like to suggestively knell in front of a toilet and smile while spraying a bidet into the bowl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407722) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:50 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm You guys should get bidets. I would feel so dirty if I had to go back to TP. If you get one with a dryer it will pay for itself. The average American spends $182 per year on toilet paper, so if you and your spouse get a Brondell Swash SE600 with remote control, gentle close lid, warm air dryer, on demand warm water, and ambient night light for $379 from Amazon.com, it will pay for itself in about a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399575) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:57 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm Also if you get a bidet you can instruct women to use it before sex which will prevent you from getting poop on your fingers and bed and stuff if you stick a finger in her incompletely cleaned butthold like happened to me in college when I sexed a slutty girl from my Spanish class who used to have sex with my bro Devin and who also gave me chlamydia, which I passed on to my soon to be fiancee. She confronted me about it, but I somehow convinced her that she'd had it for the 3 years we'd been together. Somehow I dodged a bullet on that whole situation because when she checked her medical records from years before she hadn't been tested for chlamydia and she bought my explanation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399623) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:47 PM Author: Amber provocative hominid whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407374) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:00 PM Author: Disrespectful Galvanic Water Buffalo wow cool story bro... but seriously, back to bidets. I feel like the pressure needed to clean shit off skin is gonna be so high that it splashes everywhere, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407455) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:59 PM Author: bateful umber brethren This is my hangup, too. My wife doesn’t like it when I buy stuff and don’t use I and I’m concerned that’s what would happen with the bidet if I didn’t feel clean. I use a wet wipe or two and have every time and have since college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407753) |
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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm Brother just buy a cold water bidet. 100% worth it and you'll get lots of use out of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496901) |
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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:23 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm No bro it just splashes down into the toilet. It's a narrow stream and it only wets your hold mostly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496896) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:53 PM Author: sadistic cuckold foreskin what the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407729) |
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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:22 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm That happened to me bro, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496892) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 9:28 PM Author: dull bossy cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41400402) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 10:21 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41400685) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 4:49 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41405659) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 5:09 PM Author: mustard crusty lodge gaping I have a Toto s550e. Great product. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41405783) |
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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: Dark Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496904) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 12:07 PM Author: pearly costumed bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#42875072) |