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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model ...
Saffron ticket booth azn
  08/28/06
I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.
dark old irish cottage range
  08/28/06
180x180
180 orchestra pit
  08/29/06
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the questi...
translucent ungodly stage
  08/28/06
I enjoyed this.
Concupiscible Orange Sandwich Nursing Home
  08/29/06
Still funny.
Magenta Passionate School Electric Furnace
  06/28/08
"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee ...
Saffron ticket booth azn
  08/28/06
Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to tho...
Supple rusted legal warrant
  08/28/06
"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."...
Saffron ticket booth azn
  08/28/06
Objection! Calls for speculation!
Supple rusted legal warrant
  08/28/06
Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others...
Saffron ticket booth azn
  08/28/06
You guys are hilarious!
Nighttime Sanctuary Party Of The First Part
  08/28/06
177
spruce apoplectic pit
  08/28/06
well done
brindle out-of-control national security agency
  08/29/06
i love you.
hyperactive emerald chapel new version
  01/03/07
"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarde...
Saffron ticket booth azn
  08/28/06
Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I a...
zippy multi-colored shrine boiling water
  08/28/06
I lol'd.
comical cheese-eating market dysfunction
  10/25/07
"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?...
spruce apoplectic pit
  08/28/06
And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?
zippy multi-colored shrine boiling water
  08/28/06
Asians and magic--any connection?
peach racy locus kitty
  08/28/06
"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asian...
Snowy Slap-happy Hairy Legs Stock Car
  08/28/06
"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I wou...
arousing high-end space voyeur
  08/28/06
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a...
arousing high-end space voyeur
  08/28/06
"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like ...
translucent ungodly stage
  08/28/06
:)
appetizing primrose deer antler chad
  01/03/07
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her i...
erotic motley partner nibblets
  02/29/08
"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for ...
spruce apoplectic pit
  08/28/06
please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk to...
walnut titillating step-uncle's house wrinkle
  08/28/06
Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness...
translucent ungodly stage
  08/28/06
Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUC...
vigorous temple cuckold
  08/28/06
"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising you...
Saffron ticket booth azn
  08/28/06
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correc...
Supple rusted legal warrant
  08/28/06
:)
crimson abode
  08/28/06
how the hell did i miss this? 180
Claret school cafeteria dopamine
  04/19/07
...
Useless affirmative action
  08/28/06
HAHAHAHA
Claret school cafeteria dopamine
  08/29/06
Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?
translucent ungodly stage
  08/28/06
"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor....
Chestnut people who are hurt
  08/28/06
Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?
zippy multi-colored shrine boiling water
  08/28/06
this whole scandal is cracking me up.
burgundy vivacious gas station
  08/28/06
it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups ...
spruce apoplectic pit
  08/28/06
i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this....
burgundy vivacious gas station
  08/28/06
always.
Smoky cracking gaming laptop
  12/09/07
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it? ...
Concupiscible Orange Sandwich Nursing Home
  08/28/06
truly exquisite. Well done.
aromatic hyperventilating preventive strike toaster
  08/29/06
175
self-absorbed mood
  08/29/06
ROFL!
hot volcanic crater
  12/09/07
bump
Snowy Slap-happy Hairy Legs Stock Car
  08/28/06
ty.
Saffron ticket booth azn
  08/28/06
ty
hyperactive emerald chapel new version
  04/18/07
tyty
cowardly ruddy casino
  04/18/07
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." ...
Trip Bull Headed Community Account Hospital
  08/29/06
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the ...
stimulating site
  08/29/06
The defense rests. :(
Trip Bull Headed Community Account Hospital
  08/29/06
TITCR!
copper wild locale
  07/31/08
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband...
bright exciting theater
  08/29/06
Beauty.
amber rebellious whorehouse turdskin
  08/29/06
this is under appreciated. 180
outnumbered bespoke persian lay
  08/29/06
America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that c...
Floppy flushed den doctorate
  08/29/06
how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?
Filthy amethyst home
  08/29/06
You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his...
heady aggressive faggotry
  08/29/06
You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.CO...
Saffron ticket booth azn
  08/29/06
Q: Enforceable?
heady aggressive faggotry
  08/29/06
Underrated post.
Carnelian church building
  01/02/07
Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?
translucent ungodly stage
  01/02/07
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happene...
hyperactive emerald chapel new version
  01/04/07
I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore...
Razzle-dazzle coral psychic
  04/18/07
riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posti...
contagious state associate
  04/18/07
oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.
Razzle-dazzle coral psychic
  04/18/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_imperson...
Gaped plaza giraffe
  04/18/07
quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't reali...
Razzle-dazzle coral psychic
  04/18/07
Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this pla...
fear-inspiring field circlehead
  04/19/07
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal p...
spruce apoplectic pit
  04/19/07
Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position...
fear-inspiring field circlehead
  04/19/07
ah, I had missed that. tytyty
spruce apoplectic pit
  04/19/07
lol in one
hyperactive emerald chapel new version
  04/19/07
I LOLd
cowardly ruddy casino
  04/19/07
Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian
hyperactive emerald chapel new version
  04/19/07
"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL n...
irradiated idiotic idiot university
  04/19/07
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hears...
Snowy Slap-happy Hairy Legs Stock Car
  04/19/07
lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach a...
hyperactive emerald chapel new version
  04/19/07
...
cerebral iridescent bawdyhouse
  06/12/07
damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told ...
hyperactive emerald chapel new version
  06/12/07
tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defe...
nofapping cuckoldry address
  06/12/07
oops, deleted
White mentally impaired point becky
  10/25/07
In the upcoming lawsuit: Judge: Mr D:, please explain the...
Snowy Slap-happy Hairy Legs Stock Car
  06/12/07
...
Smoky cracking gaming laptop
  10/25/07
...
Talking property
  12/09/07
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site ...
Talented fuchsia candlestick maker friendly grandma
  12/10/07
. . .
Electric french mental disorder
  07/31/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Saffron ticket booth azn

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: dark old irish cottage range

I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM
Author: 180 orchestra pit

180x180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: translucent ungodly stage

"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible Orange Sandwich Nursing Home

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748)





Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM
Author: Magenta Passionate School Electric Furnace

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: Saffron ticket booth azn

"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: Supple rusted legal warrant

Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: Saffron ticket booth azn

"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Supple rusted legal warrant

Objection! Calls for speculation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Saffron ticket booth azn

Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Nighttime Sanctuary Party Of The First Part

You guys are hilarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: spruce apoplectic pit

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: brindle out-of-control national security agency

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: hyperactive emerald chapel new version

i love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: Saffron ticket booth azn

"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: zippy multi-colored shrine boiling water

Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating market dysfunction

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: spruce apoplectic pit

"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: zippy multi-colored shrine boiling water

And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: peach racy locus kitty

Asians and magic--any connection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Snowy Slap-happy Hairy Legs Stock Car

"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: arousing high-end space voyeur

"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: arousing high-end space voyeur

"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"

"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words

'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: translucent ungodly stage

"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: appetizing primrose deer antler chad

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426)





Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: erotic motley partner nibblets

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9406157)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: spruce apoplectic pit

"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: walnut titillating step-uncle's house wrinkle

please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: translucent ungodly stage

Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: vigorous temple cuckold

Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: Saffron ticket booth azn

"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM
Author: Supple rusted legal warrant

Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?

A: Yes I do.

Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?

A: That is correct.

Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?

A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: crimson abode

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Claret school cafeteria dopamine

how the hell did i miss this?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213)





Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: Claret school cafeteria dopamine

HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: translucent ungodly stage

Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: Chestnut people who are hurt

"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: zippy multi-colored shrine boiling water

Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: burgundy vivacious gas station

this whole scandal is cracking me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: spruce apoplectic pit

it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: burgundy vivacious gas station

i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Smoky cracking gaming laptop

always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Orange Sandwich Nursing Home

Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?

A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."

Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?

A: Yes.

Q: And what did you find inside?

A: Two subpoenas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: aromatic hyperventilating preventive strike toaster

truly exquisite. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: self-absorbed mood

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: hot volcanic crater

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM
Author: Snowy Slap-happy Hairy Legs Stock Car

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM
Author: Saffron ticket booth azn

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253)





Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: hyperactive emerald chapel new version

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM
Author: cowardly ruddy casino

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094)





Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Trip Bull Headed Community Account Hospital

"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."

"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"

- "why yes counselor, yes it is"

"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."

"Objection sustained."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: stimulating site

Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling

I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.

II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.

For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.

Respectfully Submitted,

Without ME it's just AWESO

Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Trip Bull Headed Community Account Hospital

The defense rests. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: copper wild locale

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: bright exciting theater

Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."

Ms. Reagan: "Yes."

Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: amber rebellious whorehouse turdskin

Beauty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: outnumbered bespoke persian lay

this is under appreciated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Floppy flushed den doctorate

America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Filthy amethyst home

how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: heady aggressive faggotry

You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Saffron ticket booth azn

You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: heady aggressive faggotry

Q: Enforceable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: Carnelian church building

Underrated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: translucent ungodly stage

Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143)





Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: hyperactive emerald chapel new version

"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"

"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"

"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle coral psychic

I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: contagious state associate

riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle coral psychic

oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Gaped plaza giraffe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle coral psychic

quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field circlehead

Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: spruce apoplectic pit

'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'

I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field circlehead

Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: spruce apoplectic pit

ah, I had missed that. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: hyperactive emerald chapel new version

lol in one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: cowardly ruddy casino

I LOLd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: hyperactive emerald chapel new version

Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: irradiated idiotic idiot university

"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: Snowy Slap-happy Hairy Legs Stock Car

"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"

Opposing Counsel: LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: hyperactive emerald chapel new version

lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions.

Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964515)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: hyperactive emerald chapel new version

damn i just looked for this.

CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246497)





Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: nofapping cuckoldry address

tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: White mentally impaired point becky

oops, deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194)





Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Snowy Slap-happy Hairy Legs Stock Car

In the upcoming lawsuit:

Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291)





Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Smoky cracking gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Talking property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107)





Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: Talented fuchsia candlestick maker friendly grandma

"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: Electric french mental disorder

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384)