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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM Author: salmon house-broken theatre "Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: onyx location azn I hate you. I can't laught like this at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM Author: Titillating stubborn space jew 180x180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM Author: floppy french chef rigor "Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."
"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM Author: Plum Big Scourge Upon The Earth I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748) |
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Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM Author: Arrogant jap Still funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: salmon house-broken theatre "What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: Milky forum Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: salmon house-broken theatre "Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM Author: Milky forum Objection! Calls for speculation! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: salmon house-broken theatre Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: orange international law enforcement agency You guys are hilarious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM Author: razzle-dazzle temple clown 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM Author: Excitant judgmental toaster well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM Author: Amber affirmative action i love you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM Author: salmon house-broken theatre "I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM Author: ruby roommate Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: talking milk I lol'd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: razzle-dazzle temple clown "How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: ruby roommate And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: lime vivacious dingle berry genital piercing Asians and magic--any connection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM Author: Hairraiser degenerate "I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: awkward people who are hurt "Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: awkward people who are hurt "Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"
"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words 'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood." |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: floppy french chef rigor "But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM Author: tripping casino :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426) |
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Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM Author: Flesh frisky hell jewess A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: razzle-dazzle temple clown "Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: irate pervert please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM Author: floppy french chef rigor Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM Author: Zippy lilac becky step-uncle's house Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM Author: salmon house-broken theatre "Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM Author: Milky forum Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?
A: Yes I do.
Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?
A: That is correct.
Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?
A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: High-end home tattoo :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: Aromatic Indigo Parlour Fortuitous Meteor how the hell did i miss this?
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM Author: Cracking Volcanic Crater Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM Author: Aromatic Indigo Parlour Fortuitous Meteor HAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: floppy french chef rigor Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM Author: wild ivory electric furnace whorehouse "Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM Author: ruby roommate Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: lascivious pearly garrison this whole scandal is cracking me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: razzle-dazzle temple clown it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: lascivious pearly garrison i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: provocative parlor hunting ground always. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM Author: Plum Big Scourge Upon The Earth Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?
A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."
Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?
A: Yes.
Q: And what did you find inside?
A: Two subpoenas. |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal national truly exquisite. Well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM Author: cerebral dark mad cow disease station 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM Author: Beady-eyed pink hominid ape ROFL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM Author: Hairraiser degenerate bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM Author: salmon house-broken theatre ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM Author: Amber affirmative action ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM Author: Snowy box office stain tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: Contagious obsidian kitty "The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." "Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?" - "why yes counselor, yes it is" "OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record." "Objection sustained." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM Author: ebony federal shitlib Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.
II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.
For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.
Respectfully Submitted, Without ME it's just AWESO Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Contagious obsidian kitty The defense rests. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808) |
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Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM Author: glittery emerald kitchen codepig TITCR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: concupiscible hall elastic band Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."
Ms. Reagan: "Yes."
Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM Author: Swashbuckling Painfully Honest Mediation Crackhouse Beauty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Fishy incel organic girlfriend this is under appreciated. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Cobalt idiot America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Chestnut trip dog poop how am i relevant to the proceedings plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: Jet passionate church You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM Author: salmon house-broken theatre You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Jet passionate church Q: Enforceable? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: know-it-all tanning salon hairy legs Underrated post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM Author: floppy french chef rigor Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143) |
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Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM Author: Amber affirmative action "Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?" "Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--" "Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated." |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM Author: chrome principal's office I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM Author: maroon field riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: chrome principal's office oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM Author: mildly autistic brilliant sweet tailpipe puppy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM Author: chrome principal's office quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: alcoholic dun son of senegal Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: razzle-dazzle temple clown 'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'
I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters. |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: alcoholic dun son of senegal Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM Author: razzle-dazzle temple clown ah, I had missed that. tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM Author: Amber affirmative action lol in one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: Snowy box office stain I LOLd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM Author: Amber affirmative action Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: Wonderful Nursing Home "Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM Author: Hairraiser degenerate "Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"
Opposing Counsel: LOL! |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM Author: Amber affirmative action lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions. Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury? |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM Author: Aggressive multi-colored corner background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494) |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM Author: Amber affirmative action damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al. |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM Author: grizzly apoplectic old irish cottage tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: charcoal ceo oops, deleted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194) |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM Author: Hairraiser degenerate In the upcoming lawsuit:
Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans." |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: provocative parlor hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: zombie-like generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107) |
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Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM Author: 180 idiotic pozpig cuckoldry "Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!" |
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Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM Author: Translucent massive love of her life . . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384) |