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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial
| slimy blathering corner love of her life | 08/28/06 |
| Glittery home keepsake machete | 08/28/06 |
| beady-eyed out-of-control lodge circlehead | 08/29/06 |
| light know-it-all ape | 08/28/06 |
| High-end beta library | 08/29/06 |
| Odious bipolar fat ankles | 06/28/08 |
| slimy blathering corner love of her life | 08/28/06 |
| Brass national knife | 08/28/06 |
| slimy blathering corner love of her life | 08/28/06 |
| Brass national knife | 08/28/06 |
| slimy blathering corner love of her life | 08/28/06 |
| House-broken plaza selfie | 08/28/06 |
| Azure diverse pozpig | 08/28/06 |
| 180 milk gunner | 08/29/06 |
| thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor | 01/03/07 |
| slimy blathering corner love of her life | 08/28/06 |
| green police squad | 08/28/06 |
| Curious stage | 10/25/07 |
| Azure diverse pozpig | 08/28/06 |
| green police squad | 08/28/06 |
| Painfully honest exhilarant chapel | 08/28/06 |
| spectacular sable brunch double fault | 08/28/06 |
| Carmine crotch | 08/28/06 |
| Carmine crotch | 08/28/06 |
| light know-it-all ape | 08/28/06 |
| Obsidian Parlor Private Investor | 01/03/07 |
| Hyperventilating Address | 02/29/08 |
| Azure diverse pozpig | 08/28/06 |
| confused disturbing casino philosopher-king | 08/28/06 |
| light know-it-all ape | 08/28/06 |
| crawly rigor halford | 08/28/06 |
| slimy blathering corner love of her life | 08/28/06 |
| Brass national knife | 08/28/06 |
| snowy alpha abode | 08/28/06 |
| Nofapping Native Lettuce | 04/19/07 |
| Supple Duck-like Hospital Shitlib | 08/28/06 |
| Nofapping Native Lettuce | 08/29/06 |
| light know-it-all ape | 08/28/06 |
| Fiercely-loyal orange locale tank | 08/28/06 |
| green police squad | 08/28/06 |
| Big startled stage toaster | 08/28/06 |
| Azure diverse pozpig | 08/28/06 |
| Big startled stage toaster | 08/28/06 |
| jet-lagged locus indirect expression | 12/09/07 |
| High-end beta library | 08/28/06 |
| chocolate crackhouse stock car | 08/29/06 |
| wonderful spot | 08/29/06 |
| vibrant copper tattoo mad cow disease | 12/09/07 |
| spectacular sable brunch double fault | 08/28/06 |
| slimy blathering corner love of her life | 08/28/06 |
| thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor | 04/18/07 |
| Unhinged Senate Juggernaut | 04/18/07 |
| Excitant bearded new version | 08/29/06 |
| Insanely creepy free-loading liquid oxygen field | 08/29/06 |
| Excitant bearded new version | 08/29/06 |
| shimmering federal elastic band | 07/31/08 |
| Scarlet nighttime business firm immigrant | 08/29/06 |
| Misunderstood useless brakes cuckold | 08/29/06 |
| Sticky Sepia Dilemma | 08/29/06 |
| stimulating white range sandwich | 08/29/06 |
| Domesticated sinister hunting ground death wish | 08/29/06 |
| boyish spruce clown | 08/29/06 |
| slimy blathering corner love of her life | 08/29/06 |
| boyish spruce clown | 08/29/06 |
| Trip overrated space gaping | 01/02/07 |
| light know-it-all ape | 01/02/07 |
| thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor | 01/04/07 |
| Underhanded Cruise Ship | 04/18/07 |
| Umber Aphrodisiac Turdskin | 04/18/07 |
| Underhanded Cruise Ship | 04/18/07 |
| narrow-minded slippery kitty cat | 04/18/07 |
| Underhanded Cruise Ship | 04/18/07 |
| Avocado athletic conference | 04/19/07 |
| Azure diverse pozpig | 04/19/07 |
| Avocado athletic conference | 04/19/07 |
| Azure diverse pozpig | 04/19/07 |
| thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor | 04/19/07 |
| Unhinged Senate Juggernaut | 04/19/07 |
| thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor | 04/19/07 |
| Kink-friendly Hairraiser Masturbator Water Buffalo | 04/19/07 |
| spectacular sable brunch double fault | 04/19/07 |
| thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor | 04/19/07 |
| Bearded indigo kitchen | 06/12/07 |
| thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor | 06/12/07 |
| electric sickened pisswyrm volcanic crater | 06/12/07 |
| bright dog poop | 10/25/07 |
| spectacular sable brunch double fault | 06/12/07 |
| jet-lagged locus indirect expression | 10/25/07 |
| fishy tantric trust fund | 12/09/07 |
| Razzle-dazzle outnumbered son of senegal mad-dog skullcap | 12/10/07 |
| Glassy pervert | 07/31/08 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM Author: slimy blathering corner love of her life "Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: Glittery home keepsake machete I hate you. I can't laught like this at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM Author: beady-eyed out-of-control lodge circlehead 180x180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM Author: light know-it-all ape "Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."
"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM Author: High-end beta library I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748) |
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Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM Author: Odious bipolar fat ankles Still funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: slimy blathering corner love of her life "What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: Brass national knife Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: slimy blathering corner love of her life "Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM Author: Brass national knife Objection! Calls for speculation! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: slimy blathering corner love of her life Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: House-broken plaza selfie You guys are hilarious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM Author: Azure diverse pozpig 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM Author: 180 milk gunner well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM Author: thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor i love you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM Author: slimy blathering corner love of her life "I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM Author: green police squad Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: Curious stage I lol'd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: Azure diverse pozpig "How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: green police squad And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: Painfully honest exhilarant chapel Asians and magic--any connection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM Author: spectacular sable brunch double fault "I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: Carmine crotch "Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: Carmine crotch "Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"
"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words 'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood." |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: light know-it-all ape "But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM Author: Obsidian Parlor Private Investor :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426) |
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Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM Author: Hyperventilating Address A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Azure diverse pozpig "Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: confused disturbing casino philosopher-king please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM Author: light know-it-all ape Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM Author: crawly rigor halford Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM Author: slimy blathering corner love of her life "Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM Author: Brass national knife Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?
A: Yes I do.
Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?
A: That is correct.
Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?
A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: snowy alpha abode :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: Nofapping Native Lettuce how the hell did i miss this?
180 |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM Author: Supple Duck-like Hospital Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM Author: Nofapping Native Lettuce HAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: light know-it-all ape Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal orange locale tank "Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM Author: green police squad Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: Big startled stage toaster this whole scandal is cracking me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: Azure diverse pozpig it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: Big startled stage toaster i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: jet-lagged locus indirect expression always. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM Author: High-end beta library Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?
A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."
Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?
A: Yes.
Q: And what did you find inside?
A: Two subpoenas. |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM Author: chocolate crackhouse stock car truly exquisite. Well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM Author: wonderful spot 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM Author: vibrant copper tattoo mad cow disease ROFL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM Author: spectacular sable brunch double fault bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM Author: slimy blathering corner love of her life ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM Author: thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM Author: Unhinged Senate Juggernaut tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: Excitant bearded new version "The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." "Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?" - "why yes counselor, yes it is" "OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record." "Objection sustained." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM Author: Insanely creepy free-loading liquid oxygen field Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.
II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.
For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.
Respectfully Submitted, Without ME it's just AWESO Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Excitant bearded new version The defense rests. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808) |
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Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM Author: shimmering federal elastic band TITCR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: Scarlet nighttime business firm immigrant Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."
Ms. Reagan: "Yes."
Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM Author: Misunderstood useless brakes cuckold Beauty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Sticky Sepia Dilemma this is under appreciated. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: stimulating white range sandwich America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Domesticated sinister hunting ground death wish how am i relevant to the proceedings plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: boyish spruce clown You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM Author: slimy blathering corner love of her life You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: boyish spruce clown Q: Enforceable? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: Trip overrated space gaping Underrated post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM Author: light know-it-all ape Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143) |
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Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM Author: thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor "Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?" "Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--" "Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated." |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM Author: Underhanded Cruise Ship I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM Author: Umber Aphrodisiac Turdskin riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: Underhanded Cruise Ship oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM Author: narrow-minded slippery kitty cat http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM Author: Underhanded Cruise Ship quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Avocado athletic conference Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: Azure diverse pozpig 'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'
I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters. |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: Avocado athletic conference Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM Author: Azure diverse pozpig ah, I had missed that. tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM Author: thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor lol in one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: Unhinged Senate Juggernaut I LOLd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM Author: thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: Kink-friendly Hairraiser Masturbator Water Buffalo "Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM Author: spectacular sable brunch double fault "Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"
Opposing Counsel: LOL! |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM Author: thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions. Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury? |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM Author: Bearded indigo kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494) |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM Author: thriller electric furnace fortuitous meteor damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al. |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM Author: electric sickened pisswyrm volcanic crater tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: bright dog poop oops, deleted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194) |
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