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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model ...
Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren
  08/28/06
I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.
electric nudist sex offender
  08/28/06
180x180
Up-to-no-good church building
  08/29/06
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the questi...
green glittery property shitlib
  08/28/06
I enjoyed this.
fishy rehab
  08/29/06
Still funny.
Lemon demanding trump supporter idiot
  06/28/08
"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee ...
Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren
  08/28/06
Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to tho...
ocher vibrant travel guidebook nursing home
  08/28/06
"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."...
Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren
  08/28/06
Objection! Calls for speculation!
ocher vibrant travel guidebook nursing home
  08/28/06
Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others...
Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren
  08/28/06
You guys are hilarious!
Orange Self-absorbed Hell Psychic
  08/28/06
177
Olive Fluffy Location
  08/28/06
well done
abusive gunner famous landscape painting
  08/29/06
i love you.
Hyperactive senate dysfunction
  01/03/07
"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarde...
Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren
  08/28/06
Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I a...
Talented cruel-hearted market mad cow disease
  08/28/06
I lol'd.
cerise philosopher-king
  10/25/07
"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?...
Olive Fluffy Location
  08/28/06
And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?
Talented cruel-hearted market mad cow disease
  08/28/06
Asians and magic--any connection?
ruddy legal warrant
  08/28/06
"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asian...
razzmatazz cobalt parlour doctorate
  08/28/06
"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I wou...
topaz fear-inspiring kitchen useless brakes
  08/28/06
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a...
topaz fear-inspiring kitchen useless brakes
  08/28/06
"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like ...
green glittery property shitlib
  08/28/06
:)
Cordovan Excitant Stag Film Electric Furnace
  01/03/07
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her i...
internet-worthy space striped hyena
  02/29/08
"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for ...
Olive Fluffy Location
  08/28/06
please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk to...
bronze state
  08/28/06
Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness...
green glittery property shitlib
  08/28/06
Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUC...
mewling geriatric abode generalized bond
  08/28/06
"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising you...
Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren
  08/28/06
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correc...
ocher vibrant travel guidebook nursing home
  08/28/06
:)
180 flirting meetinghouse dog poop
  08/28/06
how the hell did i miss this? 180
Fragrant carnelian stain
  04/19/07
...
nofapping dilemma
  08/28/06
HAHAHAHA
Fragrant carnelian stain
  08/29/06
Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?
green glittery property shitlib
  08/28/06
"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor....
Aphrodisiac coffee pot
  08/28/06
Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?
Talented cruel-hearted market mad cow disease
  08/28/06
this whole scandal is cracking me up.
bonkers bearded knife
  08/28/06
it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups ...
Olive Fluffy Location
  08/28/06
i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this....
bonkers bearded knife
  08/28/06
always.
marvelous drunken persian
  12/09/07
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it? ...
fishy rehab
  08/28/06
truly exquisite. Well done.
Magical Temple Selfie
  08/29/06
175
charismatic factory reset button principal's office
  08/29/06
ROFL!
hairraiser shimmering idea he suggested cruise ship
  12/09/07
bump
razzmatazz cobalt parlour doctorate
  08/28/06
ty.
Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren
  08/28/06
ty
Hyperactive senate dysfunction
  04/18/07
tyty
stirring international law enforcement agency
  04/18/07
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." ...
Mustard son of senegal
  08/29/06
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the ...
maize comical fat ankles station
  08/29/06
The defense rests. :(
Mustard son of senegal
  08/29/06
TITCR!
Salmon Deranged Home
  07/31/08
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband...
insane frisky stead kitty
  08/29/06
Beauty.
misunderstood police squad
  08/29/06
this is under appreciated. 180
aromatic associate
  08/29/06
America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that c...
Zippy Appetizing Juggernaut
  08/29/06
how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?
Puce mildly autistic public bath
  08/29/06
You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his...
Clear insanely creepy indian lodge
  08/29/06
You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.CO...
Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren
  08/29/06
Q: Enforceable?
Clear insanely creepy indian lodge
  08/29/06
Underrated post.
Bateful shrine tank
  01/02/07
Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?
green glittery property shitlib
  01/02/07
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happene...
Hyperactive senate dysfunction
  01/04/07
I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore...
Bull headed honey-headed institution
  04/18/07
riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posti...
chestnut university
  04/18/07
oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.
Bull headed honey-headed institution
  04/18/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_imperson...
Vigorous lodge
  04/18/07
quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't reali...
Bull headed honey-headed institution
  04/18/07
Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this pla...
fuchsia hot casino
  04/19/07
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal p...
Olive Fluffy Location
  04/19/07
Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position...
fuchsia hot casino
  04/19/07
ah, I had missed that. tytyty
Olive Fluffy Location
  04/19/07
lol in one
Hyperactive senate dysfunction
  04/19/07
I LOLd
stirring international law enforcement agency
  04/19/07
Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian
Hyperactive senate dysfunction
  04/19/07
"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL n...
Self-centered Lay
  04/19/07
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hears...
razzmatazz cobalt parlour doctorate
  04/19/07
lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach a...
Hyperactive senate dysfunction
  04/19/07
...
Shaky cocky fanboi giraffe
  06/12/07
damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told ...
Hyperactive senate dysfunction
  06/12/07
tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defe...
wonderful rambunctious regret nowag
  06/12/07
oops, deleted
brass doobsian church alpha
  10/25/07
In the upcoming lawsuit: Judge: Mr D:, please explain the...
razzmatazz cobalt parlour doctorate
  06/12/07
...
marvelous drunken persian
  10/25/07
...
canary autistic area gay wizard
  12/09/07
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site ...
overrated digit ratio round eye
  12/10/07
. . .
disrespectful internal respiration
  07/31/08


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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: electric nudist sex offender

I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good church building

180x180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: green glittery property shitlib

"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM
Author: fishy rehab

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748)





Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM
Author: Lemon demanding trump supporter idiot

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren

"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: ocher vibrant travel guidebook nursing home

Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren

"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: ocher vibrant travel guidebook nursing home

Objection! Calls for speculation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren

Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Orange Self-absorbed Hell Psychic

You guys are hilarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: Olive Fluffy Location

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: abusive gunner famous landscape painting

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Hyperactive senate dysfunction

i love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren

"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Talented cruel-hearted market mad cow disease

Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: cerise philosopher-king

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Olive Fluffy Location

"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: Talented cruel-hearted market mad cow disease

And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: ruddy legal warrant

Asians and magic--any connection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt parlour doctorate

"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: topaz fear-inspiring kitchen useless brakes

"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: topaz fear-inspiring kitchen useless brakes

"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"

"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words

'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: green glittery property shitlib

"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Cordovan Excitant Stag Film Electric Furnace

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426)





Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy space striped hyena

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9406157)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Olive Fluffy Location

"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: bronze state

please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: green glittery property shitlib

Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: mewling geriatric abode generalized bond

Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren

"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM
Author: ocher vibrant travel guidebook nursing home

Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?

A: Yes I do.

Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?

A: That is correct.

Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?

A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: 180 flirting meetinghouse dog poop

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Fragrant carnelian stain

how the hell did i miss this?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213)





Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: Fragrant carnelian stain

HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: green glittery property shitlib

Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coffee pot

"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Talented cruel-hearted market mad cow disease

Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: bonkers bearded knife

this whole scandal is cracking me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Olive Fluffy Location

it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: bonkers bearded knife

i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: marvelous drunken persian

always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM
Author: fishy rehab

Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?

A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."

Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?

A: Yes.

Q: And what did you find inside?

A: Two subpoenas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: Magical Temple Selfie

truly exquisite. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: charismatic factory reset button principal's office

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: hairraiser shimmering idea he suggested cruise ship

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt parlour doctorate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253)





Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive senate dysfunction

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM
Author: stirring international law enforcement agency

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094)





Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Mustard son of senegal

"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."

"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"

- "why yes counselor, yes it is"

"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."

"Objection sustained."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: maize comical fat ankles station

Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling

I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.

II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.

For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.

Respectfully Submitted,

Without ME it's just AWESO

Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Mustard son of senegal

The defense rests. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: Salmon Deranged Home

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: insane frisky stead kitty

Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."

Ms. Reagan: "Yes."

Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: misunderstood police squad

Beauty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: aromatic associate

this is under appreciated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Zippy Appetizing Juggernaut

America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Puce mildly autistic public bath

how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Clear insanely creepy indian lodge

You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored ticket booth brethren

You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Clear insanely creepy indian lodge

Q: Enforceable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: Bateful shrine tank

Underrated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: green glittery property shitlib

Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143)





Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Hyperactive senate dysfunction

"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"

"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"

"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Bull headed honey-headed institution

I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: chestnut university

riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: Bull headed honey-headed institution

oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Vigorous lodge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: Bull headed honey-headed institution

quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: fuchsia hot casino

Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Olive Fluffy Location

'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'

I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: fuchsia hot casino

Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: Olive Fluffy Location

ah, I had missed that. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive senate dysfunction

lol in one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: stirring international law enforcement agency

I LOLd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive senate dysfunction

Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: Self-centered Lay

"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt parlour doctorate

"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"

Opposing Counsel: LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive senate dysfunction

lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions.

Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964515)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: Shaky cocky fanboi giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive senate dysfunction

damn i just looked for this.

CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246497)





Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: wonderful rambunctious regret nowag

tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: brass doobsian church alpha

oops, deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194)





Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt parlour doctorate

In the upcoming lawsuit:

Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291)





Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: marvelous drunken persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: canary autistic area gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107)





Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: overrated digit ratio round eye

"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: disrespectful internal respiration

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384)