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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
offensive stimulating circlehead tank
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
cobalt french school cafeteria
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Obsidian Cuck Locale
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
mauve range sweet tailpipe
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
well-lubricated abode
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/28/21
...
Cerebral boiling water meetinghouse
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Obsidian Cuck Locale
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Vigorous green cruise ship death wish
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
offensive stimulating circlehead tank
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
Poppy Prole
  04/27/21
...
Smoky Stirring Useless Brakes
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
Ivory Beady-eyed Site
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Obsidian Cuck Locale
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
Ivory Beady-eyed Site
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
motley cerise shrine
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Poppy Prole
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
Khaki Impressive Home
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
...
Insane Brunch
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
Glassy Effete Hospital
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Crystalline Concupiscible Party Of The First Part
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
Glassy Effete Hospital
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
mauve range sweet tailpipe
  08/15/22
...
Rambunctious cocky area mood
  05/12/24
...
medicated property private investor
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
ultramarine partner bawdyhouse
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
stubborn snowy mad-dog skullcap main people
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
...
heady rough-skinned spot
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
haunting territorial mexican
  08/15/22
...
Poppy Prole
  08/15/22
...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
bateful nofapping dilemma genital piercing
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
black flatulent gaping elastic band
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Poppy Prole
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Canary Piazza
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Cerebral boiling water meetinghouse
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
Laughsome Center
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
well-lubricated abode
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
Khaki Impressive Home
  04/28/21
lol
Poppy Prole
  08/15/22
lol
chocolate alcoholic base
  08/15/22
...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
offensive stimulating circlehead tank
  08/15/22
...
hilarious casino mad cow disease
  08/15/22
...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  02/07/24
...
Blathering curious lay preventive strike
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
hilarious casino mad cow disease
  08/16/22
...
Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal
  05/12/24
We survived.
Cerebral boiling water meetinghouse
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Poppy Prole
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
Fuchsia friendly grandma forum
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
plum halford
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
dead odious school reading party
  05/12/24


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: offensive stimulating circlehead tank

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: cobalt french school cafeteria

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Obsidian Cuck Locale

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: mauve range sweet tailpipe

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated abode

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Cerebral boiling water meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Obsidian Cuck Locale

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Vigorous green cruise ship death wish

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: offensive stimulating circlehead tank

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Poppy Prole

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Smoky Stirring Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: Ivory Beady-eyed Site

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Obsidian Cuck Locale

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: Ivory Beady-eyed Site

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: motley cerise shrine

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Poppy Prole

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Khaki Impressive Home

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Insane Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Glassy Effete Hospital

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Crystalline Concupiscible Party Of The First Part

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: Glassy Effete Hospital

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: mauve range sweet tailpipe

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Rambunctious cocky area mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: medicated property private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: ultramarine partner bawdyhouse

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: stubborn snowy mad-dog skullcap main people

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: heady rough-skinned spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: haunting territorial mexican

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Poppy Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: bateful nofapping dilemma genital piercing

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: black flatulent gaping elastic band

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Poppy Prole

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Canary Piazza

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Cerebral boiling water meetinghouse

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Center

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated abode

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Khaki Impressive Home

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Poppy Prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: chocolate alcoholic base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019637)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: offensive stimulating circlehead tank

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: hilarious casino mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Blathering curious lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: hilarious casino mad cow disease

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Aggressive Amethyst Theater Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Cerebral boiling water meetinghouse

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Poppy Prole

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia friendly grandma forum

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: plum halford

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: dead odious school reading party

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654974)