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ITT: how to make a perfect breakfast taco

Fresh flour tortilla 2 scrambled eggs (fresh eggs not the s...
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/29/21
KYS
mahogany beady-eyed gunner
  05/08/22
Sounds fucking gross, go back to israel
smoky water buffalo casino
  05/29/21
Cheese ruins eggs in my opinion. It’s not a compliment...
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/29/21
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comical gaming laptop
  05/30/21
No cheese OR bacon? GTFO.
Disturbing Cumskin Orchestra Pit
  05/29/21
Bacon is unnecessary for a simple breakfast taco.
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/29/21
Bacon is the single most important part and what DEFINES the...
fragrant carnelian giraffe
  09/13/22
Perfect breakfast taco is 4-5" diameter flour tortilla ...
Gay athletic conference
  05/29/21
crrr
Titillating slate legal warrant
  05/29/21
lol good screed man. and that taco sounds 180 as fuck may ne...
bistre frum hunting ground potus
  05/29/21
This is the most faggot thing I’ve ever read. You&rsqu...
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/30/21
The breakfast taco was invented in Texas. It would have eggs...
sadistic sound barrier dysfunction
  05/30/21
You got fucking gaped ITT, just take the L and move on
slap-happy alcoholic pisswyrm ladyboy
  05/30/21
Don’t be jealous friend. We have good banter in this t...
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/30/21
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idiotic locale gaping
  05/30/21
"street taco" tortillas are 180. You got that righ...
purple kitchen striped hyena
  05/30/21
LOL at well done steak. You afraid for your unborn child?
Boyish doobsian school
  05/30/21
"Sprinkle" "pinch" "a good..."...
purple kitchen striped hyena
  05/30/21
Good point about the tortilla. Yes, it needs to be FRESH. H...
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/30/21
serious Q (I'm actually curious) - where do I get eggs not f...
purple kitchen striped hyena
  05/30/21
You can buy processed eggs that come in a milk carton type t...
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/30/21
Carton eggs are pastuerized for salmonella fags
sadistic sound barrier dysfunction
  05/30/21
Ahh ok. Sry - low reading comp. I read cartoon as the cardbo...
purple kitchen striped hyena
  05/30/21
idk what the answer is, but it needs to include some techniq...
purple kitchen striped hyena
  05/30/21
I just made my family some perfect breakfast tacos. They tha...
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/30/21
Did their real father enjoy them too?
slap-happy alcoholic pisswyrm ladyboy
  05/30/21
The perfect breakfast taco is to make some actual breakfast ...
bateful bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  05/30/21
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learning disabled reading party new version
  05/30/21
This is so retarded it has to be flame
Brass Laughsome Hell
  05/30/21
You seem MAF
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/30/21
Lol no, not any madder than when I hear about a retard diggi...
Brass Laughsome Hell
  05/30/21
This is a perfect taco. There are two keys to living. The fi...
Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station
  05/30/21
Ok, retard.
Brass Laughsome Hell
  05/30/21
Breakfast tacos are limited only by your imagination
insecure police squad
  05/30/21
Eggs and tortillas don't mesh. Too much mush (no doobs)
Galvanic native
  05/30/21
(Op of turkey in his breakfast burrito)
High-end Chapel
  05/30/21
get fresh flour tortillas from HEB. might as well pick up so...
useless chrome elastic band
  05/30/21
second faggiest poast ITT, after OP this sounds like a be...
Violent Charismatic Becky Trailer Park
  05/30/21
show us your breakfast tacos, faggot. https://imgur.com/z...
useless chrome elastic band
  05/30/21
looks like a mass of pus and diarrhea, enjoy
Violent Charismatic Becky Trailer Park
  05/30/21
...
Exhilarant base
  09/13/22
very prole plates
Transparent Multi-billionaire
  05/08/22
So scrambled eggs and hot sauce? What a garbage taco
vigorous ocher newt
  05/30/21
no refried beans? Savage...
mewling whorehouse
  05/30/21
...
crystalline double fault
  05/30/21
I like my dads. Over hardish egg (salt pepper), a slice of c...
thriller twinkling uncleanness
  05/30/21
How many dads?
insecure police squad
  05/30/21
what you mean fresh flour tortilla?
Ebony nibblets
  05/30/21
warm and soft and made that day, not the preserved cardboard...
useless chrome elastic band
  05/30/21
Lots of bad opinion itt. Would not fwd
Galvanic native
  05/30/21
Just made 3 CORN tortilla tacos with egg and salsa verde.
Snowy hilarious milk stain
  06/02/21
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trip headpube abode
  01/01/22
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canary irate office sandwich
  03/17/22
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Transparent Multi-billionaire
  05/08/22
...
Exhilarant base
  09/13/22
real answer is: -Flour tortilla -Scrambled egg -Che...
fragrant carnelian giraffe
  09/13/22
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canary irate office sandwich
  04/15/23


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Date: May 29th, 2021 10:58 PM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

Fresh flour tortilla

2 scrambled eggs (fresh eggs not the stuff from a carton)

Pinch of course sea salt

Sprinkle of cracked black pepper

A good hot sauce, like Tabasco Scorpion

That’s it. Cheese, potatoes, meats like bacon and sausage and chorizo, have no place in a breakfast taco. Keep it simple. Keep it clean.

ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543008)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: mahogany beady-eyed gunner

KYS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#44477429)



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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: smoky water buffalo casino

Sounds fucking gross, go back to israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543035)



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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

Cheese ruins eggs in my opinion. It’s not a complimentary flavour at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543041)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:34 AM
Author: comical gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543496)



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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:02 PM
Author: Disturbing Cumskin Orchestra Pit

No cheese OR bacon? GTFO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543037)



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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

Bacon is unnecessary for a simple breakfast taco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543046)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: fragrant carnelian giraffe

Bacon is the single most important part and what DEFINES the standard breakfast taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#45165884)



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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:16 PM
Author: Gay athletic conference

Perfect breakfast taco is 4-5" diameter flour tortilla w/1 scrambled egg (not too scrambled, sort of like a McD's folded egg cut into 6 or so pieces near the end of the cook), 2-3 thin slices of well-seasoned medium-rare flank steak, good sharp cheddar (or another of several acceptable substitute cheeses we don't need to get into here), pico de gallo, avocado, green onion garnish, and whatever good hot sauce you prefer.

quality, perfectly-cooked bacon or chorizo or even standard American ground breakfast sausage can be subbed in as the meat, but steak as specified above is by far the POTUS.

(if bacon, CRITICALLY important it is not too chewy and also cut/crumbled into the right size pieces)

ljl at OP's garbage "taco," i wonder if he's homeless or grew up poor (in America, even a Mexican poor would turn his nose up at that shit) or something else like that.

and double ljl at thinking you can fit 2 scrambled eggs into anything you call a taco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543102)



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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Titillating slate legal warrant

crrr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543119)



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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: bistre frum hunting ground potus

lol good screed man. and that taco sounds 180 as fuck may need to cop some tmrw AM somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543148)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

This is the most faggot thing I’ve ever read. You’ve got like 10 ingredients and you don’t even touch on seasoning. You’re a journeyman prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543462)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:33 AM
Author: sadistic sound barrier dysfunction

The breakfast taco was invented in Texas. It would have eggs, cheese, and a fuckton of meat

Your taco is basically a fucking vegan wrap. You missed adding the avocado with your gay ass sea salt to sell to homosexual LA hipsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543495)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: slap-happy alcoholic pisswyrm ladyboy

You got fucking gaped ITT, just take the L and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544284)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:25 AM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

Don’t be jealous friend. We have good banter in this thread. I’m not taking it as a L and I’m not changing how I prepare my perfect breakfast tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544305)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:13 AM
Author: idiotic locale gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543467)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:35 AM
Author: purple kitchen striped hyena

"street taco" tortillas are 180. You got that right

too many ingredients tho. The cr is leftover steak that you sear again (to medium well or well) in the morning. No one is firing up their grill at 7am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543498)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian school

LOL at well done steak. You afraid for your unborn child?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544367)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:14 AM
Author: purple kitchen striped hyena

"Sprinkle" "pinch" "a good..."

U sound uppity and gay and not like a real foodie. Especially bc you overemphasize ur ingredient sourcing (eggs not from a carton- wtf???) yet overlook the biggest flavor profile ingredient, the tortilla, which u insinuate is store-bought. This would be 100x better if u claimed made them urself (p easy actually). Try telling a real Latino about the perfect taco and mention that ur using El Paso tortillas

Also vinegar hot sauces on eggs are TTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543471)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:19 AM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

Good point about the tortilla. Yes, it needs to be FRESH.

Homemade is best. Store bought is much lower quality. Maybe if you heat it up that can help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543478)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: purple kitchen striped hyena

serious Q (I'm actually curious) - where do I get eggs not from a cartoon?

I appreciate ur simplicity but I find ur recipe lacking and pretentious. I cook 12-15 meals a week (nothing crazy; mostly bodybuilding meals I try to maek as palatable as possible)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543491)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

You can buy processed eggs that come in a milk carton type thing that fast food restaurant use. I meant use actual cracked eggs. Because the processed egg product from a carton doesn’t taste as fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543499)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:38 AM
Author: sadistic sound barrier dysfunction

Carton eggs are pastuerized for salmonella fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543501)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: purple kitchen striped hyena

Ahh ok. Sry - low reading comp. I read cartoon as the cardboard 12-pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543505)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:38 AM
Author: purple kitchen striped hyena

idk what the answer is, but it needs to include some techniques. Huge difference between melted cheese and cold shredder cheddar from a bag

Eating Med-rare w/o a knife is TTT. Too chewy. Bad in a taco bc you don't get clean bites

Love pico

personally- I love a lightly-fried tortilla. They taste great and don't get watery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543502)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

I just made my family some perfect breakfast tacos. They thanked me and said, “Dad, thank you for omitting the flavour killing cheese and unnecessary bacon or chorizo.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544139)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: slap-happy alcoholic pisswyrm ladyboy

Did their real father enjoy them too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544286)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:20 AM
Author: bateful bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

The perfect breakfast taco is to make some actual breakfast food not some FAGGOT taco. Mexican cuisine has plenty of better options. If you really want a tortilla for breakfast, just make chilaquiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544147)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:38 AM
Author: learning disabled reading party new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544202)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:24 AM
Author: Brass Laughsome Hell

This is so retarded it has to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544162)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

You seem MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544175)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:30 AM
Author: Brass Laughsome Hell

Lol no, not any madder than when I hear about a retard digging shit from his ass and eating it. Gross, sure, but I’m not the one doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544184)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:32 AM
Author: Drunken sapphire famous landscape painting gas station

This is a perfect taco. There are two keys to living. The first key is giving. The second key is simplicity. You shouldn’t stuff a taco like it’s a smorgasbord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544186)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:33 AM
Author: Brass Laughsome Hell

Ok, retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544191)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:35 AM
Author: insecure police squad

Breakfast tacos are limited only by your imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544195)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:37 AM
Author: Galvanic native

Eggs and tortillas don't mesh. Too much mush (no doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544198)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:20 AM
Author: High-end Chapel

(Op of turkey in his breakfast burrito)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544301)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:25 AM
Author: useless chrome elastic band

get fresh flour tortillas from HEB. might as well pick up some pico or fresh salsa while you're there, it's probably better than your homemade stuff. over medium high heat, fry frozen hash browns (the square ones) in some vegetable oil. when they're about done, scoot them to the edges of the pan and plop down some fresh chorizo (that you also bought from HEB) in the middle. when that's done, mix it all up, add three very well scrambled eggs. turn off the heat, let it set a minute and then stir. do that a couple more times until the eggs are done. warm tortillas on another pan.

if you don't have HEB you're not gonna reach the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544306)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:41 AM
Author: Violent Charismatic Becky Trailer Park

second faggiest poast ITT, after OP

this sounds like a better taco of course, but "HEB" obsession is gay as fuck (I live in TX)

and your use of "scoot" "plop" and "mix it all up" pushes this poast over the edge to be rated FAGGOT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544478)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: useless chrome elastic band

show us your breakfast tacos, faggot.

https://imgur.com/zuNXRO5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544736)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 12:43 PM
Author: Violent Charismatic Becky Trailer Park

looks like a mass of pus and diarrhea, enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544737)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#45165838)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Transparent Multi-billionaire

very prole plates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#44477495)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: vigorous ocher newt

So scrambled eggs and hot sauce? What a garbage taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544384)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: mewling whorehouse

no refried beans? Savage...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544388)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: crystalline double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42545150)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 2:34 PM
Author: thriller twinkling uncleanness

I like my dads. Over hardish egg (salt pepper), a slice of cheddar cheese and place two pieces of bacon on top. Salsa to taste and wrap it up. The bacon melts into the cheese and when you hit that soft spot of the yolk it's amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42545181)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: insecure police squad

How many dads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42546471)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 2:40 PM
Author: Ebony nibblets

what you mean fresh flour tortilla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42545207)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: useless chrome elastic band

warm and soft and made that day, not the preserved cardboard shit you buy in the bread aisle. most of you will never see these in your local grocery store. this recipe looks pretty good:

https://www.sanantoniomag.com/flour-tortillas/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42545238)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 2:53 PM
Author: Galvanic native

Lots of bad opinion itt. Would not fwd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42545268)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 7:20 AM
Author: Snowy hilarious milk stain

Just made 3 CORN tortilla tacos with egg and salsa verde.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42560105)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:38 AM
Author: trip headpube abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#43709983)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:51 AM
Author: canary irate office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#44163843)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Transparent Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#44477425)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#45165828)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:27 PM
Author: fragrant carnelian giraffe

real answer is:

-Flour tortilla

-Scrambled egg

-Cheese (cheddar, colby jack, a blend, whatever)

-Bacon

That's the standard breakfast taco. If you want to get fancier and do steak or migas style that's fine too but bacon/egg/cheese is the foundational core of the breakfast taco world. Anyone who disagrees needs to OUT what state they grew up in.

Egg in a tortilla isn't a "breakfast taco", it's egg in a tortilla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#45165873)



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Date: April 15th, 2023 11:34 PM
Author: canary irate office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#46191024)