Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:29 PM Author: Talking cuck school cafeteria
Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "hot" forms of shit-eating from the "gross and disgusting" forms of shit-eating. I suggest that line can be found thusly:
Suppose there's an anal gang-bang going on. Some chick is on her knees, maybe strapped to a board on the floor by her ankles and wrists, and a couple dozen guys are running train on her asshole. Cock after cock makes its way into her rectum and fucks her insides out until it deposits a fresh hot load of cum deep in her bowels.
After several of the guys have had their turn, churning the growing jizzmix in her gut, now let's say she's released from the board and allowed to rear-back so the frothy contents of her colon flow out past her distended, useless sphincter and into a bowl on the floor.
And now suppose she raises the bowl to her lips and drinks the mixture down.
In the cleanest of circumstances, the contents of the bowl are likely to be the same pure whitish that they were when they first went into her ass. But more than likely, the aggressive backdoor pounding and multiple shapes, sizes and angles of thrust have almost certainly shaken loose a little fecal matter and given the bowl of amalgamated come an ever-so-slightly brownish tint.
Still, watching this asswhore gulp down two dozen loads of manjuice fresh from her ass with her own essence mixed in is undeniably hot.
But, if you simply add a couple rabbit pellets to the mix -- tiny turds the size of a pea or gumdrop that fall out of her stretched rear cavity along with the nut -- then somehow this whole idea appears to be unseemly all of a sudden.
Thus we can discern that the line from disgustingly hot to simply disgusting falls between these two fairly close poles.
In sum, I think it can be analogized to spices, like cinnamon or nutmeg. A light addition to add flavor, color and aroma is welcome. But nobody really wants to suck on a mouthful.
Agreement? Disagreement? Refinement?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789951) |
Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:38 PM Author: Jade dashing coffee pot
bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unappreciated.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790054) |
Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM Author: Concupiscible Legend
I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops up from time to time, you know, the one where the guy goes into the stall and finds a still-fresh crap.
You know, so that we can reach that consensus by having all the materials available to us.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790140) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM Author: ultramarine background story toaster Subject: by request
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.
As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.
The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.
I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.
Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.
I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.
I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.
Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.
I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790153)
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:54 PM Author: ultramarine background story toaster
simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts
really, this board is strange...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790195) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM Author: Jade dashing coffee pot
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankercheif, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790155)
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM Author: Concupiscible Legend
Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name. The Fecal Codex, or On the Origins of Coprophobia, or Poo-Eating for Dummies.
Restatement (Third) of Shit-Munching
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790189) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:59 PM Author: Talking cuck school cafeteria
Coprophilia. Not coprophobia.
(Wasn't that a TMBG song?)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790229)
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:02 PM Author: Concupiscible Legend
My bad, of course. My biases show through.
EDIT: I'm an idiot, it should be coproPHAGIA. It's not that they like it, it's that they EAT it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790243) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM Author: Thriller shimmering library liquid oxygen
The Brownesday Book.
The Scatolonomicon.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790258) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:06 PM Author: Concupiscible Legend
Fuck, my earlier post should have been
Restatement (Third) of Turds
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790273)
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:12 PM Author: Gaped Knife Business Firm
One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex than me. Wouldn't the relentless pounding actually result in the packing of her feces more tightly up the rectum, making it less likely, not more, that any particles would be dislodged when she excretes the semen?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790328) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:17 PM Author: Talking cuck school cafeteria
That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked myself with a toothpaste pump that some pretty good sized chunks can actually attach themselves to the invading dong, so I think the possibility of a shit-laden ACC is very real.
EDIT: Uh, never mind. Slap's answer is better.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790352)
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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:02 PM Author: Talking cuck school cafeteria
Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902330)
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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:13 PM Author: Talking cuck school cafeteria
Just put a condom on it.
The only sharp edge is the top of the cap, and the line where cap and tube meet. Condom smooths both over sufficiently.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902420)
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Date: June 26th, 2004 11:06 PM Author: aquamarine double fault tanning salon
Spellbinding.
Bump.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820422) |
Date: June 26th, 2004 11:24 PM Author: stirring sick coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."
L. Wittgenstein
There can be no more discourse on this subject matter.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820496) |
Date: July 7th, 2004 12:34 PM Author: Talking cuck school cafeteria
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902066)
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Date: July 7th, 2004 12:54 PM Author: Thriller shimmering library liquid oxygen
Cripes, this was gold.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902250) |
Date: November 7th, 2004 8:25 PM Author: Gaped Knife Business Firm
Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this man's brilliance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617004) |
Date: November 7th, 2004 8:31 PM Author: well-lubricated national black woman
I weep.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617029) |
Date: December 6th, 2004 11:56 AM Author: Concupiscible Legend
bumparoo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749315) |
Date: December 6th, 2004 12:00 PM Author: stirring sick coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap
As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheartedly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749334) |
Date: December 6th, 2004 12:11 PM Author: Gaped Knife Business Firm
I had a long coversation last night with random people on a deck, whom I didn't know until going to this party, about eating ass. People have very strong opinions, one way or another. To my regret, many of the women expressed strong reservations.
Also, one guy said that pissing on a chick in the shower was akin to taking a shit on her, because "you've already crossed the line." I told him he was a fucking moron.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749379) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:24 PM Author: Marvelous bright bawdyhouse
He *is* a fucking moron.
I'm glad you bumped this because I have a relevant question. I've recently come across some references (admittedly in erotic fiction, so not necessarily fact-based) to "rectal mucus" being present after an extended analingus session. As one who has engaged in such, have you ever experienced this phenomenon? If so, what is it like?
Finally, with respect to the women with reservations -- I'd be curious to know just how many of them would still have "issues" once they've actually experienced a tongue past their sphincter.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749448) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:32 PM Author: Gaped Knife Business Firm
Hi!
What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, secretions directly from the anus? I need clarification.
I'd hope that the reservations of most women would slide into oblivion once my tongue found their pink little assholes, but many of the women talking last night just thought that anything involving the ass carried an ireversible "ick" factor. They seemed to carry the burden of anal self-consciousness.
I also suspect that the women who weren't speaking up on the subject were open to it or had engaged in the activity, but didn't want to publicly announce their fondness for ass play.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749490) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:36 PM Author: Marvelous bright bawdyhouse
You're probably right on that point.
Yes, I gathered from context that it was secretions directly from the anus. Not shit. Shit-lube, maybe. Or rectal snot? Something along these lines.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749515) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: Gaped Knife Business Firm
To clarify, it is a very wet experience.
I just haven't experienced rectal mucus directly unearthed from the asshole.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345258) |
Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM Author: Milky Razzmatazz Puppy
When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same context that Marshall McLuhan spoke of a "hot" medium?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749463) |
Date: December 6th, 2004 1:01 PM Author: Wine Shitlib Stead
Fucking brilliant.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749634) |
Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM Author: fantasy-prone obsidian boltzmann
You law guys are so feaking predictable !
This type of writing has been done a million times before by me and other posters.
All you have to do is use obvious sarcasm and everyone goes "fucking brilliant" "180"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749711)
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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:25 PM Author: fantasy-prone obsidian boltzmann
He's talking about something taht most people would find disgusting in a way that makes it seem like it would be accepted by society.
From that point-of-view, it's ironic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749786) |
Date: March 6th, 2005 10:15 PM Author: Flushed pontificating foreskin lettuce
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2271946) |
Date: April 11th, 2005 7:31 PM Author: Gaped Knife Business Firm
Bump for LeiTTTer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537051) |
Date: April 11th, 2005 7:34 PM Author: motley white garrison
I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537071) |
Date: May 1st, 2005 3:08 AM Author: Brindle mewling step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2670653) |
Date: May 30th, 2005 4:09 PM Author: Hyperventilating striped hyena stain
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889924) |
Date: May 30th, 2005 4:14 PM Author: fluffy slimy headpube roommate
This thread should be made sticky.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889961) |
Date: June 16th, 2005 2:46 PM Author: Indigo heady kitchen
hi.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3030648) |
Date: July 19th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: Gaped Knife Business Firm
Bump for Marcellus.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345041) |
Date: July 19th, 2005 3:49 PM Author: Gaped Knife Business Firm
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3346719) |
Date: September 26th, 2005 9:46 PM Author: Wine Shitlib Stead
Never forget.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912428) |
Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: Infuriating federal rehab
Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912486) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM Author: Jade dashing coffee pot
top 5 for sure.
i would say the all american football type was better, but it was fucking killed by people bumping it every other day.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912507) |
Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM Author: hairless charismatic gas station sweet tailpipe
"bowl of amalgamated come"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912504) |
Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM Author: diverse cowardly electric furnace
I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one of the best xo rants/stories ever. Here's my updated list:
1) Renada's Chicago Manifesto
2) The shit-eating story
3) The nullo-faggot interview
4) Toward a refined definition of shit-eating
5) I knew a guy that died.
6) blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912535) |
Date: December 2nd, 2005 8:06 PM Author: crystalline piazza wrinkle
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4443974) |
Date: December 5th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: hairless charismatic gas station sweet tailpipe
philosophy > english
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4470091) |
Date: December 22nd, 2005 1:14 AM Author: rambunctious stimulating resort
classic bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4636475) |
Date: January 28th, 2006 9:42 PM Author: hairless charismatic gas station sweet tailpipe
consensus has been reached
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4933421) |
Date: February 14th, 2006 4:48 PM Author: Concupiscible Legend
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5086660)
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Date: March 1st, 2006 9:03 PM Author: hairless charismatic gas station sweet tailpipe
for 174
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220623) |
Date: March 1st, 2006 9:06 PM Author: green forum
*weeps*
I miss thea.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220650) |
Date: April 30th, 2006 6:07 PM Author: Multi-colored nibblets
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688293) |
Date: April 30th, 2006 6:13 PM Author: Adventurous patrolman address
1 fucking hundred
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688329) |
Date: April 30th, 2006 6:20 PM Author: sadistic bbw property
overrated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688380) |
Date: May 26th, 2006 4:00 AM Author: Misanthropic theatre
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5857536) |
Date: June 5th, 2006 8:12 PM Author: Appetizing market trust fund
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5917833) |
Date: July 11th, 2006 1:04 AM Author: Multi-colored nibblets
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6184049) |
Date: August 4th, 2006 2:04 AM Author: Multi-colored nibblets
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6374317) |
Date: October 31st, 2006 11:32 AM Author: Twinkling native private investor
gods and generals
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6891911) |
Date: December 1st, 2006 4:32 PM Author: Multi-colored nibblets
Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's greatest thinkers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112277) |
Date: December 1st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: puce volcanic crater senate
Is the OP a published author yet?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112324) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: self-absorbed tank
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486408) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: Aphrodisiac domesticated abode
comparison bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486579) |
Date: March 3rd, 2007 4:53 PM Author: maroon frum locus
Never forget.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7703048) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 11:43 AM Author: Idiotic hominid
...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758003) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 1:43 PM Author: provocative laser beams
I think this is teh appropiate place for this...
http://www.sleepingtushy.com/main.html
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758597) |
Date: April 21st, 2007 3:49 PM Author: Spectacular Hot Location Messiness
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7976048) |
Date: May 4th, 2007 9:26 PM Author: Metal Effete Wagecucks
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8062334) |
Date: July 4th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: learning disabled heaven affirmative action
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8336749) |
Date: August 8th, 2007 12:56 PM Author: maroon frum locus
Never forget.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8490235) |
Date: October 31st, 2007 5:50 PM Author: Coiffed theater stage
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8836112) |
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