Kramer: Well, I don't have a vaxx card...

Cedric: You don't have a vaxx card? Why don't you have a vaxx card?

Kramer: Well, I, Uh, there's a lot of conflicting reports out there and I, uh...

Bob: Ju don have a vaxx card? What do ju mean you don't want the vaxx? Do ju want to kill us all?!

Kramer: Look, what's the big deal? You're vaxxed, so what does me being vaxxed have to do with it? You're protected now, right?

Bob: [apoplectic] Don't ju trust the science?! Ju are gonna kill all of us! Ju has to get the vaxx!

Kramer: See? That's exactly why I don't want to get vaxx'd...

Cedric: This guy isn't ​gonna get the vaxx!

[Crowd turns towards Kramer angrily]

Bob: Ju are denying science and ju are going to kill us all. Maybe we will just MAKE ju get the vaxx...

[Crowd begins moving towards Kramer]

[Kramer tries to make a break for it but is quickly grabbed the crowd]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289879)

Jerry: Kramer where's your passport?

Kramer: I don't need some piece of paper to tell me I'm vaxxed, I can feel it in my bones.

Jerry: The paper is so other people know you are vaxxed.

Kramer: Just look at me. Look at me Jerry! Of course they can tell I'm vaxxed!

George: He's definitely vaxxed with something!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290024)

kramer would deny getting the vax because of natural immunity and because he "feels it in his bones" that he has enough antibodies.

Jerry: Kramer, you've got to get the vaxx. It's a mandated!

Kramer: Oh mandate, shmamdate. Look at me Jerry! Huh? C'mon, are you going to tell me I don't have natural immunity? I can feel it in my bones! I'm the perfect specimen for natural immunity!

Jerry: Oh, you're a specimen alright. Look, it doesn't matter. If you don't get that vaxx card you can't do anything. No more movies, no more dinners, no more fruit stand.

Kramer: Oh, don't you worry about me, Mojambo. I can *get* a vaxx card. And I can get one *without* those nanomachines that rearrange your DNA.

Jerry: A fake vaxx card? You know what you're doing, you're flouting the conventions of society!

George: He's flouting! He's flouting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291109)

Jerry and Kramer try to enter Monk’s dinner, sign reads “must show proof of vaxxx

Black line cook at Dinner: alright fellas, let’s see your vaxxx cards

Jerry: here you go (hands laminated card)

Kramer: I don’t carry the card.

Line cook: what do you mean you don’t have a card? Read the sign, you have to show proof.

Kramer: *makes popping sound as he pulls out magnet*

Kramer: here’s your proof. *puts magnet on his thigh and it sticks

Line cook: walks away shaking head

Jerry: Kramer, they put the vaxxx shot in your arm, not your leg.

Kramer: oh I beg to differ, I get all my shots in the leg Jerry, it’s meatier than the arm. It all lives in the fat cells. It feeds, on, fat.

Jerry: sounds like you are feeding some bologna to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291159)

ELAINE: 2021 is NOT my year, Jerry.

JERRY: Why? Things seem to be going well. After all, we're in the freezing cold waiting in a soup line!

*laugh track*

ELAINE: I'm talking about the vax, Jerry. Three times. I've been vaxed three times. That's more than the number of good dates I've had this year!

*laugh track*

JERRY: But now you're super immune. You can basically do anything.

ELAINE: Haven't you been watching the news? Even if you're vaxxed, the unvaxxed can make you sick. The unvaxxed can unvax the vaxxed!

JERRY: Unvax the vaxxed?

ELAINE: Unvax the vaxxed.

JERRY: Jeez. First, the vaccines don't work. And now this line -- why isn't it moving?

SOUP NAZI, SCREAMING FROM INSIDE THE RESTAURANT: No third vax, no soup! No soup for you!

*KRAMER IS FORCIBLY EJECTED FROM THE DOOR AND KNOCKS OVER BYSTANDERS*

JERRY: Kramer? What happened?!

KRAMER, DUSTING HIMSELF OFF: Oh God, Jerry. I've been unvaxxed.

*everyone in line covers their mouths*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289940)

but george should be unvaxx'd since the soup nazi is kramer's bff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289954)

George: I'm done! I couldn't do it!

Jerry: What do you mean?

George: The exemption, Jerry. I couldn't go through with the exemption.

Jerry: You were so excited about the exemption! No vax! You're exempt!

George: I know, I know, it was a good thing, but then they asked me for proof.

Jerry: Uh oh.

George: Yeah, uh oh.

Elaine: Why uh oh?

George: Because I needed a religious basis to object.

Elaine: So whaddya say?

George: Gandhi.

Jerry: Gandhi?

George: Gandhi. Who could object to Gandhi?

Elaine: Gandhi isn't a religion, George.

George: Well now I know! And I'm done, it's over!

Jerry: Vaxxed?

George: Vaxxed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290020)

These threads and the biglaw role playing are my two favorite genres of original content here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43296043)

i have started most of the top seinfeld threads and yet i contribute absolute nothing to the actual scripts except bumps. Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43296053)