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Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed
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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: jade tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43086986) |
Date: October 18th, 2021 9:23 AM Author: jade tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289839) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:37 AM Author: fragrant coral marketing idea roommate Cedric: Where's your vaxx card?
Kramer: Well, I don't have a vaxx card...
Cedric: You don't have a vaxx card? Why don't you have a vaxx card?
Kramer: Well, I, Uh, there's a lot of conflicting reports out there and I, uh...
Bob: Ju don have a vaxx card? What do ju mean you don't want the vaxx? Do ju want to kill us all?!
Kramer: Look, what's the big deal? You're vaxxed, so what does me being vaxxed have to do with it? You're protected now, right?
Bob: [apoplectic] Don't ju trust the science?! Ju are gonna kill all of us! Ju has to get the vaxx!
Kramer: See? That's exactly why I don't want to get vaxx'd...
Cedric: This guy isn't ​gonna get the vaxx!
[Crowd turns towards Kramer angrily]
Bob: Ju are denying science and ju are going to kill us all. Maybe we will just MAKE ju get the vaxx...
[Crowd begins moving towards Kramer]
[Kramer tries to make a break for it but is quickly grabbed the crowd] |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:39 AM Author: jade tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289885) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:40 AM Author: Godawful cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289888) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:51 AM Author: dashing resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289911) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:55 AM Author: Marvelous stage round eye the new AIDS ribbon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289923) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:03 AM Author: beady-eyed insanely creepy school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289948) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289985) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:18 AM Author: silver indian lodge Got this all wrong. Kramer would get the vaxx but he wouldn't have the passport or proof. Just like he wouldn't wear the aids ribbon during the aids walk.
Jerry: Kramer where's your passport? Kramer: I don't need some piece of paper to tell me I'm vaxxed, I can feel it in my bones. Jerry: The paper is so other people know you are vaxxed. Kramer: Just look at me. Look at me Jerry! Of course they can tell I'm vaxxed! George: He's definitely vaxxed with something!
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:19 AM Author: fragrant coral marketing idea roommate that's possible, but i think it's more likely kramer would think that the vaxx has bill gates nanomachines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290031) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: bisexual misanthropic hell You know my friend Bob Sacamano? Yeah, well, he got the vaccine and now he's a computer, Jerry. A computer! And the worst part? They loaded him up with Windows 8! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290997) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:51 PM Author: fragrant coral marketing idea roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291053) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: Cocky parlour shitlib The feel it in my bones bit is hilarious and so on pt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291002) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:03 PM Author: fragrant coral marketing idea roommate this is true.
kramer would deny getting the vax because of natural immunity and because he "feels it in his bones" that he has enough antibodies.
Jerry: Kramer, you've got to get the vaxx. It's a mandated!
Kramer: Oh mandate, shmamdate. Look at me Jerry! Huh? C'mon, are you going to tell me I don't have natural immunity? I can feel it in my bones! I'm the perfect specimen for natural immunity!
Jerry: Oh, you're a specimen alright. Look, it doesn't matter. If you don't get that vaxx card you can't do anything. No more movies, no more dinners, no more fruit stand.
Kramer: Oh, don't you worry about me, Mojambo. I can *get* a vaxx card. And I can get one *without* those nanomachines that rearrange your DNA.
Jerry: A fake vaxx card? You know what you're doing, you're flouting the conventions of society!
George: He's flouting! He's flouting! |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:13 PM Author: curious filthy background story water buffalo Kramer wouldn’t use the vaxx card. He would carry a magnet around to prove it.
Jerry and Kramer try to enter Monk’s dinner, sign reads “must show proof of vaxxx
Black line cook at Dinner: alright fellas, let’s see your vaxxx cards Jerry: here you go (hands laminated card) Kramer: I don’t carry the card. Line cook: what do you mean you don’t have a card? Read the sign, you have to show proof. Kramer: *makes popping sound as he pulls out magnet* Kramer: here’s your proof. *puts magnet on his thigh and it sticks Line cook: walks away shaking head Jerry: Kramer, they put the vaxxx shot in your arm, not your leg. Kramer: oh I beg to differ, I get all my shots in the leg Jerry, it’s meatier than the arm. It all lives in the fat cells. It feeds, on, fat. Jerry: sounds like you are feeding some bologna to me. |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:33 AM Author: Pale menage toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290102) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:38 PM Author: Cocky parlour shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291001) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:28 AM Author: bateful step-uncle's house son of senegal holy shit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121915) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:30 AM Author: fragrant coral marketing idea roommate glorious days of winter 2021 megapoasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121937) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:32 AM Author: bateful step-uncle's house son of senegal was this yours? cant believe i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121949) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:32 AM Author: fragrant coral marketing idea roommate yes sir! love seeing the red dot on these sein threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121953) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:31 AM Author: Cobalt Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121946) |
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Date: August 6th, 2023 3:21 PM Author: jade tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#46635959) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:01 AM Author: bisexual misanthropic hell SCENE: Jerry and Elaine are waiting in line to enter the Soup Nazi's restaurant. It's winter and everyone is cold and shivering in the line wrapped around the block.
ELAINE: 2021 is NOT my year, Jerry.
JERRY: Why? Things seem to be going well. After all, we're in the freezing cold waiting in a soup line!
*laugh track*
ELAINE: I'm talking about the vax, Jerry. Three times. I've been vaxed three times. That's more than the number of good dates I've had this year!
*laugh track*
JERRY: But now you're super immune. You can basically do anything.
ELAINE: Haven't you been watching the news? Even if you're vaxxed, the unvaxxed can make you sick. The unvaxxed can unvax the vaxxed!
JERRY: Unvax the vaxxed?
ELAINE: Unvax the vaxxed.
JERRY: Jeez. First, the vaccines don't work. And now this line -- why isn't it moving?
SOUP NAZI, SCREAMING FROM INSIDE THE RESTAURANT: No third vax, no soup! No soup for you!
*KRAMER IS FORCIBLY EJECTED FROM THE DOOR AND KNOCKS OVER BYSTANDERS*
JERRY: Kramer? What happened?!
KRAMER, DUSTING HIMSELF OFF: Oh God, Jerry. I've been unvaxxed.
*everyone in line covers their mouths* |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:03 AM Author: Marvelous stage round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289946) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:03 AM Author: Balding Buff Main People Useless Brakes holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289951) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:04 AM Author: fragrant coral marketing idea roommate great!
but george should be unvaxx'd since the soup nazi is kramer's bff |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:10 AM Author: razzmatazz yellow whorehouse idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289981) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:12 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289989) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:22 AM Author: Sepia self-centered brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290047) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:29 AM Author: jade tanning salon Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290089) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:33 AM Author: Hot Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290330) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:17 AM Author: Exhilarant Blathering Hominid Trailer Park SCENE: The diner, Jerry and Elaine are eating, George storms in. George: I'm done! I couldn't do it! Jerry: What do you mean? George: The exemption, Jerry. I couldn't go through with the exemption. Jerry: You were so excited about the exemption! No vax! You're exempt! George: I know, I know, it was a good thing, but then they asked me for proof. Jerry: Uh oh. George: Yeah, uh oh. Elaine: Why uh oh? George: Because I needed a religious basis to object. Elaine: So whaddya say? George: Gandhi. Jerry: Gandhi? George: Gandhi. Who could object to Gandhi? Elaine: Gandhi isn't a religion, George. George: Well now I know! And I'm done, it's over! Jerry: Vaxxed? George: Vaxxed! |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:20 AM Author: fragrant coral marketing idea roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290035) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:40 PM Author: Cocky parlour shitlib Holy god amazing thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291007) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:51 AM Author: Godawful cruise ship Great thread. Good work dudes.
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 AM Author: jade tanning salon seemingly unknown fact
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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:14 AM Author: fragrant coral marketing idea roommate lmao i am such a huge seinfeld fan. i have contributed to several of your threads. i love when you make them, it's like a fun writing prompt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43296125) |
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