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A haiku about fulano

An uppity fag That fulano loves the cock Someone should ly...
hateful tripping giraffe
  09/22/06
This was not that great Haikus reference the seasons p...
Wonderful shitlib messiness
  09/22/06
credited for sure but most think haikus are just about syl...
Aromatic white fanboi
  09/22/06
a true haiku will discuss nature's surroundings using ...
Wonderful shitlib messiness
  09/22/06
your haiku does not and yet you say that it should whoa, p...
Bearded Low-t Plaza
  09/22/06
the haiku does so mention seasons, if only tangentiall...
Wonderful shitlib messiness
  09/22/06
touche sarcashtick like oak leaves in the autumn i just go...
Bearded Low-t Plaza
  09/22/06
but you were correct his haiku lacks metaphors as your tre...
mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig
  09/22/06
Damn, I just got served I have no reply to your wit. ...
Wonderful shitlib messiness
  09/22/06
fulano is right like summer breeze it lacked bite fatality...
Aromatic white fanboi
  09/22/06
thoughts on my poetry re: rasquach?
supple gas station
  09/22/06
I disapprove of "that" being used to modify fulano...
mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig
  09/22/06
nice job fulano but not a haiku response weak man, fucking...
Aromatic white fanboi
  09/22/06
Fulano ********* The quintessential anal pira...
violent personal credit line
  09/22/06
Fulano ******** Threw out his RuPaul CDs so daddy w...
violent personal credit line
  09/22/06
Our fav morning fag I would do him, but too bad His c...
poppy autistic senate bbw
  09/22/06
Fulano ********* Like winter for spring or a hyena ...
violent personal credit line
  09/22/06
this one is awesome
mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig
  09/22/06
This one is so good it should be published.
galvanic abusive useless brakes
  09/22/06
180
Aromatic white fanboi
  09/25/06
Fulano ******** His needs are simple. Just disco and ...
violent personal credit line
  09/22/06
superior to your first one.
light indian lodge organic girlfriend
  02/21/07
**reaming your anus with an acid-lubricated pole**
Milky exhilarant stag film
  02/21/07
bump so that my poetry will be discovered and i will no long...
violent personal credit line
  09/22/06
bump
violent personal credit line
  09/25/06
you are the t.s. eliot of haikus about fulano being gay post...
Aromatic white fanboi
  09/25/06
Fulano ******** Not a buddhist monk Orange robes ar...
violent personal credit line
  09/25/06
ROFL. I love this one the most
poppy autistic senate bbw
  09/25/06
nice.
mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig
  09/25/06
oh my.
Titillating base
  09/25/06
I am very rarely so impressed by anything on this site.
Coral adventurous idea he suggested market
  09/25/06
incredible
spectacular becky
  03/06/08
fulano is that which is much gayer than clay akin in ...
Zippy Razzmatazz Theater
  09/25/06
staring at mountain capped in snow, fulano knows he can de...
Aromatic white fanboi
  09/25/06
underrated.
Sadistic jade weed whacker cumskin
  09/25/06
a large orifice proclaimed his proctologist more than mere...
Carnelian french chef friendly grandma
  09/25/06
summer flowers bloom web board teaches me the phrase "...
Beady-eyed Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike
  09/25/06
I count six syllables in "maniacal bottom"
Carnelian french chef friendly grandma
  09/25/06
in winter's last days the scent of spring drives him mad. ...
Aromatic white fanboi
  09/25/06
Like a Mt. Fuji glacial flow in the spring time Cum dr...
Pale Mind-boggling Genital Piercing
  10/14/06
That's top notch. Haikus are supposed to be evocotive of na...
mildly autistic turquoise boltzmann whorehouse
  10/14/06
tytytytyty!
Pale Mind-boggling Genital Piercing
  10/14/06
quality
mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig
  10/18/06
179
filthy crusty step-uncle's house
  10/18/06
low score
mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig
  07/19/07
Excellent
anal ratface sanctuary
  03/06/08
edit
violent personal credit line
  10/15/06
plum blossoms bloom while fulano sells his scarves in ...
Wonderful shitlib messiness
  10/18/06
excellent work. kind of peaceful. my one gripe: i would chan...
violent personal credit line
  10/20/06
"his love?"
anal ratface sanctuary
  03/06/08
yes,that would have been much better
Wonderful shitlib messiness
  03/06/08
cute
mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig
  03/06/08
or "anus"
Violet Trip Orchestra Pit Roommate
  03/06/08
titcr
anal ratface sanctuary
  03/06/08
too many syllables
spectacular becky
  03/06/08
He's a man-geisha. They bugger him as they please. But...
violent personal credit line
  10/25/06
******************************* This fulano thread Has...
irradiated depressive
  10/25/06
classic:
irradiated depressive
  10/25/06
Like a nightingale, he pierces the quiet dawn When he ...
violent personal credit line
  10/25/06
this is a great thread I laughed quite a fucking bit t...
Talking antidepressant drug
  10/25/06
This genius needs to come back.
poppy autistic senate bbw
  02/21/07
If you want your poop hole to sear like winter's chill, bu...
Milky exhilarant stag film
  02/21/07
I love this thread lots
mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig
  02/21/07
*shoving hot coals against your vas defrens*
Milky exhilarant stag film
  02/21/07
love this thread
Wonderful shitlib messiness
  05/21/07
Welcome back!
outnumbered glittery psychic boiling water
  07/19/07
beautiful.
poppy autistic senate bbw
  09/27/07
sup
Wonderful shitlib messiness
  03/06/08
Like a spring blossom Fulano spreads his white cheeks ...
anal ratface sanctuary
  03/06/08
Like cherry blossoms in the autumn, Douglas P.'s future's ...
laughsome nursing home jew
  03/06/08
bump
hairraiser hell selfie
  03/24/08
I love this thread.
Free-loading mental disorder
  03/24/08
Windy march roars forth Growling like a great Bear that ca...
Obsidian bonkers pistol space
  03/24/08
I know you are a well liked poster, but I feel as if your co...
bateful frozen church building
  03/24/08
wtf how did i miss this gem
mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig
  03/30/08
like spring flower buds fulano's anus slowly opens for new...
marvelous stubborn laser beams point
  03/30/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:26 PM
Author: hateful tripping giraffe

An uppity fag

That fulano loves the cock

Someone should lynch him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6658978)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:27 PM
Author: Wonderful shitlib messiness

This was not that great

Haikus reference the seasons

please try again stat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6658983)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:30 PM
Author: Aromatic white fanboi

credited for sure

but most think haikus are just

about syllables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6658995)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Wonderful shitlib messiness

a true haiku will

discuss nature's surroundings

using metaphors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659008)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Bearded Low-t Plaza

your haiku does not

and yet you say that it should

whoa, paradoxpwn3d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659028)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: Wonderful shitlib messiness

the haiku does so

mention seasons, if only

tangentially. PWNED.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659068)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:57 PM
Author: Bearded Low-t Plaza

touche sarcashtick

like oak leaves in the autumn

i just got dropped



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659115)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:59 PM
Author: mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig

but you were correct

his haiku lacks metaphors

as your tree lacks leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659124)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:01 PM
Author: Wonderful shitlib messiness

Damn, I just got served

I have no reply to your

wit. Must edit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659136)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:02 PM
Author: Aromatic white fanboi

fulano is right

like summer breeze it lacked bite

fatality, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659137)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: supple gas station

thoughts on my poetry re: rasquach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6658989)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig

I disapprove of "that" being used to modify fulano because it reads as if it were "an uppity faggot [who]."

In short, with such little possibility for error in haiku, you really fucked this one up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6658992)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:31 PM
Author: Aromatic white fanboi

nice job fulano

but not a haiku response

weak man, fucking weak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659002)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:29 PM
Author: violent personal credit line

Fulano

*********

The quintessential

anal pirate on this board.

How many poles smoked?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659246)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: violent personal credit line

Fulano

********

Threw out his RuPaul

CDs so daddy would not

know his buggery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659273)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: poppy autistic senate bbw

Our fav morning fag

I would do him, but too bad

His cock smells like poo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659276)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: violent personal credit line

Fulano

*********

Like winter for spring

or a hyena for meat,

penis does he crave.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659301)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig

this one is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6661998)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: galvanic abusive useless brakes

This one is so good it should be published.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6662011)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Aromatic white fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672039)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: violent personal credit line

Fulano

********

His needs are simple.

Just disco and sodomy

brighten up his day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6659326)





Date: February 21st, 2007 7:32 PM
Author: light indian lodge organic girlfriend

superior to your first one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#7645302)





Date: February 21st, 2007 7:33 PM
Author: Milky exhilarant stag film

**reaming your anus with an acid-lubricated pole**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#7645309)





Date: September 22nd, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: violent personal credit line

bump so that my poetry will be discovered and i will no longer have to practice law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6661236)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:08 AM
Author: violent personal credit line

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6671947)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: Aromatic white fanboi

you are the t.s. eliot of haikus about fulano being gay posted on xoxo. CONGRATULATIONS! be sure to tell the 'rents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672046)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: violent personal credit line

Fulano

********

Not a buddhist monk

Orange robes are so last fall

Yet still on his knees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672063)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:33 AM
Author: poppy autistic senate bbw

ROFL. I love this one the most

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672069)





Date: September 25th, 2006 9:18 AM
Author: mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6673023)





Date: September 25th, 2006 10:53 AM
Author: Titillating base

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6673195)





Date: September 25th, 2006 11:28 AM
Author: Coral adventurous idea he suggested market

I am very rarely so impressed by anything on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6673298)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:26 PM
Author: spectacular becky

incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437993)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:36 AM
Author: Zippy Razzmatazz Theater

fulano is that

which is much gayer than

clay akin in drag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672081)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:39 AM
Author: Aromatic white fanboi

staring at mountain

capped in snow, fulano knows

he can deep throat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672107)





Date: September 25th, 2006 10:55 AM
Author: Sadistic jade weed whacker cumskin

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6673202)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: Carnelian french chef friendly grandma

a large orifice

proclaimed his proctologist

more than mere poopy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672139)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:47 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike

summer flowers bloom

web board teaches me the phrase

"maniacal bottom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672155)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:50 AM
Author: Carnelian french chef friendly grandma

I count six syllables in "maniacal bottom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672180)





Date: September 25th, 2006 12:51 AM
Author: Aromatic white fanboi

in winter's last days

the scent of spring drives him mad.

"FULANO WANTS COCK!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672192)





Date: October 14th, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: Pale Mind-boggling Genital Piercing

Like a Mt. Fuji

glacial flow in the spring time

Cum drips down his chin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6787649)





Date: October 14th, 2006 3:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic turquoise boltzmann whorehouse

That's top notch. Haikus are supposed to be evocotive of nature, and juxtapose two seemingly different notions. Really quite good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6787678)





Date: October 14th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Pale Mind-boggling Genital Piercing

tytytytyty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6787683)





Date: October 18th, 2006 11:14 AM
Author: mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig

quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6810667)





Date: October 18th, 2006 1:07 PM
Author: filthy crusty step-uncle's house

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6811081)





Date: July 19th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig

low score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#8406193)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:05 PM
Author: anal ratface sanctuary

Excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437889)





Date: October 15th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: violent personal credit line

edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6791745)





Date: October 18th, 2006 12:56 PM
Author: Wonderful shitlib messiness

plum blossoms bloom while

fulano sells his scarves in

a gay brothel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6811056)





Date: October 20th, 2006 10:50 AM
Author: violent personal credit line

excellent work. kind of peaceful. my one gripe: i would change "his scarves" to something else..."towels" maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6823359)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:06 PM
Author: anal ratface sanctuary

"his love?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437894)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:07 PM
Author: Wonderful shitlib messiness

yes,that would have been much better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437904)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:12 PM
Author: mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig

cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437934)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:09 PM
Author: Violet Trip Orchestra Pit Roommate

or "anus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437912)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:13 PM
Author: anal ratface sanctuary

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437936)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: spectacular becky

too many syllables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437996)





Date: October 25th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: violent personal credit line

He's a man-geisha.

They bugger him as they please.

But they tip him well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6856876)





Date: October 25th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: irradiated depressive

*******************************

This fulano thread

Has made my dull autumn day

Happy, gay and bright!

*********************************



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6856920)





Date: October 25th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: irradiated depressive
Subject: classic:

******************************

Over the wintry

forest, "F" howls in rage

with no cocks to blow.

[]

by Soseki (1275-1351)

(slighlty modified by Gregor Samsa)

****************************************



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6856953)





Date: October 25th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: violent personal credit line

Like a nightingale,

he pierces the quiet dawn

When he gets ravaged.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6857195)





Date: October 25th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Talking antidepressant drug

this is a great thread

I laughed quite a fucking bit

thanks to you fuckers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6857209)





Date: February 21st, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: poppy autistic senate bbw

This genius needs to come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#7645201)





Date: February 21st, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Milky exhilarant stag film

If you want your poop

hole to sear like winter's chill,

bump this thread again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#7645220)





Date: February 21st, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig

I love this thread lots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#7645396)





Date: February 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Milky exhilarant stag film

*shoving hot coals against your vas defrens*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#7645402)





Date: May 21st, 2007 11:18 AM
Author: Wonderful shitlib messiness

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#8147513)





Date: July 19th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: outnumbered glittery psychic boiling water

Welcome back!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#8406208)





Date: September 27th, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: poppy autistic senate bbw

beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#8697468)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:02 PM
Author: Wonderful shitlib messiness

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437873)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:11 PM
Author: anal ratface sanctuary

Like a spring blossom

Fulano spreads his white cheeks

for the thrusting bough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437926)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:46 PM
Author: laughsome nursing home jew

Like cherry blossoms

in the autumn, Douglas P.'s

future's in free-fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9438077)





Date: March 24th, 2008 2:46 PM
Author: hairraiser hell selfie

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9524471)





Date: March 24th, 2008 2:47 PM
Author: Free-loading mental disorder

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9524474)





Date: March 24th, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: Obsidian bonkers pistol space

Windy march roars forth

Growling like a great Bear that

came in fulano

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9524594)





Date: March 24th, 2008 3:23 PM
Author: bateful frozen church building

I know you are a well liked poster, but I feel as if your consistant quality goes unremarked.

lifetime 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9524601)





Date: March 30th, 2008 9:33 PM
Author: mustard godawful water buffalo rigpig

wtf how did i miss this gem

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Date: March 30th, 2008 10:55 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn laser beams point

like spring flower buds

fulano's anus slowly

opens for new cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9556542)