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A haiku about fulano
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:26 PM Author: Bistre pea-brained hissy fit principal's office An uppity fag That fulano loves the cock Someone should lynch him |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:27 PM Author: mischievous hall genital piercing This was not that great
Haikus reference the seasons
please try again stat |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:30 PM Author: startled lettuce school credited for sure but most think haikus are just about syllables |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:32 PM Author: mischievous hall genital piercing a true haiku will
discuss nature's surroundings
using metaphors |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:36 PM Author: Trip flushed friendly grandma affirmative action your haiku does not and yet you say that it should whoa, paradoxpwn3d |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:43 PM Author: mischievous hall genital piercing the haiku does so
mention seasons, if only
tangentially. PWNED.
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:57 PM Author: Trip flushed friendly grandma affirmative action touche sarcashtick like oak leaves in the autumn i just got dropped
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:59 PM Author: silver station but you were correct his haiku lacks metaphors as your tree lacks leaves |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:01 PM Author: mischievous hall genital piercing Damn, I just got served
I have no reply to your
wit. Must edit now. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:02 PM Author: startled lettuce school fulano is right like summer breeze it lacked bite fatality, bro. |
Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:29 PM Author: obsidian demanding trump supporter thoughts on my poetry re: rasquach? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6658989) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:29 PM Author: silver station I disapprove of "that" being used to modify fulano because it reads as if it were "an uppity faggot [who]."
In short, with such little possibility for error in haiku, you really fucked this one up |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 12:31 PM Author: startled lettuce school nice job fulano but not a haiku response weak man, fucking weak |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:29 PM Author: Awkward effete hominid Fulano *********
The quintessential
anal pirate on this board.
How many poles smoked?
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:35 PM Author: Awkward effete hominid Fulano ********
Threw out his RuPaul
CDs so daddy would not
know his buggery |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:35 PM Author: vigorous newt home Our fav morning fag
I would do him, but too bad
His cock smells like poo |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:40 PM Author: Awkward effete hominid Fulano *********
Like winter for spring
or a hyena for meat,
penis does he crave.
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: silver station this one is awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6661998) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: copper property philosopher-king This one is so good it should be published. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6662011) |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 12:28 AM Author: startled lettuce school 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672039) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 1:45 PM Author: Awkward effete hominid Fulano ********
His needs are simple.
Just disco and sodomy
brighten up his day.
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Date: February 21st, 2007 7:32 PM Author: Sapphire curious garrison superior to your first one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#7645302) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 7:07 PM Author: Awkward effete hominid bump so that my poetry will be discovered and i will no longer have to practice law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6661236) |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 12:08 AM Author: Awkward effete hominid bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6671947) |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 12:29 AM Author: startled lettuce school you are the t.s. eliot of haikus about fulano being gay posted on xoxo. CONGRATULATIONS! be sure to tell the 'rents! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672046) |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 12:32 AM Author: Awkward effete hominid Fulano ********
Not a buddhist monk
Orange robes are so last fall
Yet still on his knees |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 12:33 AM Author: vigorous newt home ROFL. I love this one the most (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672069) |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 9:18 AM Author: silver station nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6673023) |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 10:53 AM Author: garnet razzle-dazzle house knife oh my. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6673195) |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 11:28 AM Author: bright contagious alpha I am very rarely so impressed by anything on this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6673298) |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 12:36 AM Author: Crusty Native Idiot fulano is that
which is much gayer than
clay akin in drag |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 12:39 AM Author: startled lettuce school staring at mountain capped in snow, fulano knows he can deep throat it. |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 12:50 AM Author: Know-it-all Coffee Pot Space I count six syllables in "maniacal bottom" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6672180) |
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Date: September 25th, 2006 12:51 AM Author: startled lettuce school in winter's last days the scent of spring drives him mad. "FULANO WANTS COCK!!!" |
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Date: October 14th, 2006 3:23 PM Author: bisexual useless brakes center Like a Mt. Fuji
glacial flow in the spring time
Cum drips down his chin. |
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Date: October 14th, 2006 3:30 PM Author: Passionate gold resort dragon That's top notch. Haikus are supposed to be evocotive of nature, and juxtapose two seemingly different notions. Really quite good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6787678) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 12:43 PM Author: Awkward effete hominid edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6791745) |
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Date: October 18th, 2006 12:56 PM Author: mischievous hall genital piercing plum blossoms bloom while
fulano sells his scarves in
a gay brothel room |
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Date: October 20th, 2006 10:50 AM Author: Awkward effete hominid excellent work. kind of peaceful. my one gripe: i would change "his scarves" to something else..."towels" maybe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#6823359) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: exciting twinkling toaster heaven "his love?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9437894) |
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Date: October 25th, 2006 4:49 PM Author: Awkward effete hominid He's a man-geisha.
They bugger him as they please.
But they tip him well. |
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Date: October 25th, 2006 4:55 PM Author: Red Parlour Main People *******************************
This fulano thread
Has made my dull autumn day
Happy, gay and bright!
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Date: October 25th, 2006 5:00 PM Author: Red Parlour Main People Subject: classic: ******************************
Over the wintry
forest, "F" howls in rage
with no cocks to blow.
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by Soseki (1275-1351)
(slighlty modified by Gregor Samsa)
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Date: October 25th, 2006 5:30 PM Author: Awkward effete hominid Like a nightingale,
he pierces the quiet dawn
When he gets ravaged.
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I laughed quite a fucking bit
thanks to you fuckers.
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Date: February 21st, 2007 7:13 PM Author: vigorous newt home This genius needs to come back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#7645201) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:11 PM Author: exciting twinkling toaster heaven Like a spring blossom
Fulano spreads his white cheeks
for the thrusting bough |
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lifetime 180 |
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Date: March 30th, 2008 9:33 PM Author: silver station wtf how did i miss this gem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2#9556104) |
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