Seinfeld episode where they discuss how corrupt America has become
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Date: October 6th, 2021 6:36 PM Author: Stirring Swollen Weed Whacker
*Jerry and Elaine are hanging out in his apartment*
Jerry: So how are things going with [scintillatingly] Chad?
Elaine: Well. It turns out he's a glowy.
Jerry: A what-ee?
Elaine: A glowy, Jerry. You know, an undercover fed? He goes to right-wing rallies, instigates, etc.
Jerry: Ah, an instigator. Like Woody Woodpecker!
Elaine, rolling her eyes: Sure, Jerr. Anyway, I'm not sure if I should keep seeing him.
Jerry: Why not?
Elaine: I don't know....is he gonna be [wide-eyed] inVESTigating everything I do and who I hang out with? I don't need that kind of scrutiny.
Jerry, sarcastically while rolling his eyes: Yeah it's a real hotbed of political plotting around here.
*George storms in, perturbed as usual*
George: Well, they're back on the masks again!
Jerry: Who?
George, mockingly: The government. First it's masks don't work, then it's masks everywhere, then just masks indoors, then no masks if you got the jab, and now it's back onto masks all the time again! My parents are wearing them around the house screaming even more than usual because they can't understand each other. And to top it all off, Mr. Kruegger renamed me "Koko" on Zoom. George is gettin' upset!
Jerry: Well at least you have an excuse not to visit your folks.
George, tsking: yeah right. They still refuse to get the vaccine, so I have to run all their errands!
*Door slams in the hallway. The trio looks to Jerry's door in anticipation. Kramer bursts into the apartment*
Kramer: You talkin' about the vaxx?
Elaine: yeah, why?
Kramer: Ooh that's baaad news that vaxx. Ya know that Fauci he funded the virus. He makes money off the vaccine! My friend Bob Sacomano says it'll cause you to glow in the dark!
Jerry, sarcastically: Oh that should be perfect for Elaine's glowy boyfriend...
*Elaine rolls her eyes as George and Kramer look confused*
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