*** MPM 2021: WINNERS in a TIE are Tommy Turdskin & gunnerattt ***
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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:54 PM Author: slate knife
*** MPM 2021: The WINNERS in a TIE are Tommy Turdskin and gunneratttt ***
The judges have counted the votes for MPM 2021 finals week. The top 4 results of MPM 2021 are:
**THE CO-WINNERS** in a TIE: Tommy Turdskin and gunneratttt
Bronze Medal: To Be Fair
4th Place Medal: MPA
See below statement from the judges on the vote count and the results.
Here are the brackets:
https://challonge.com/d8ho0vqp
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708548)
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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:54 PM Author: slate knife
*** STATEMENT FROM THE JUDGES ***
We counted all votes, except the following: (1) monikers voting multiple times had their votes disregarded, and (2) two bursts of never-seen-before-or-since monikers voting in a rhythm that made it obvious watching in real time that it was one person logging out of one account and logging into another account. We think this is the most just approach – count everyone, except the clearly fake votes.
The end result: 52-52. This includes all votes coming in until 11:45pm. There is no satisfactory tie-breaker for the final, so ***WE HAVE A TIE***. There are therefore ***TWO GOLD MEDALS***.
(If you’re interested, TT wins if we count all votes including the obvious bogus ones, and gunner wins if we count only votes of monikers that have been seen before posting in non-MPM threads. The looser approach would permit clearly fake votes, the tighter approach would ding some clearly genuine votes – we think our chosen approach finds a happy balance between false positive and false negatives. And this most just approach results in the tie.)
This decision is final.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708549)
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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:55 PM Author: slate knife
*** FINAL STATEMENT FROM THE JUDGES ***
MPM 2021 is an incredible reminder of how many great poasters there are here. Narrowing the 250+ active poasters (even only counting known sudos that I remembered, so really probably 500++) down to 128, doing the seeds, and watching the votes come in all makes the following stunningly clear to me:
There are a **LOT** of really great poasters here. And XO is still the only place on the internet with completely free speech and a large critical mass of high IQ and **INTERESTING** poasters. We suffered a big hit after the Darcy fiasco, but we are back baby. And even though there are so many talented individuals here, XO is still somehow much greater than the sum of its parts. There’s no place else like it, anywhere. I really like it here.
It has been a privilege to curate this part of XO life and thanks for putting up with me doing it (sincere apologies for all my mistakes, of which there were many; apologies for losing my cool yesterday but whoever was fucking around with this is a real asshole). Love you all, friends.
Happy New Year and much luck, happiness, good things, and wealth in 2022 to you all.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708551)
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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:57 PM Author: passionate gaped party of the first part
To be fair,
SWeet vote count for a board with like a dozen active and unique contributors left at this point.
Ty for your service in this thankless and extremely gay and pointless task.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708559) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:58 PM Author: passionate gaped party of the first part
To be fair,
I'm fucking furious don't talk to me right now faggot
*throws bottle of champagne through flatscreen*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708570) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 12:13 AM Author: passionate gaped party of the first part
To be fair,
Bro it's absolutely insane how petty and gay you are about this. Sorry that apparently people here don't like you more and for some unfathomably reason you actually CARE about that (holy shit lol imagine being a ~40 year old man with a job and actually caring about something like that to the point where you lash out and have a melt down and make a bunch of threads whining about it and go out of your way to vote against anyone else who is critical of your meltdown etc), but I have to be honest it's downright pathetic. You need to examine your life.
"Whatever you totally care too you are just the sa--"
I didn't even bother to vote in MPM (because it doesn't matter and I wasn't following it) until the final round, when I voted for MPA over myself for 3rd place because he deserved it more. Meanwhile, you were melting down about this stupid shit for a week straight RIGHT AROUND CHRISTMAS and poasting unhinged shit about many people, including me, like this:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4996430&mc=5&forum_id=2
Get your fucking head examined. I will sincerely pray that this time next year you are in a place to look back over your behavior relating to "Megapoaster Madness 2021" and shake your head in extreme embarrassment.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708684) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 12:31 AM Author: passionate gaped party of the first part
To be fair,
Brother this is real talk coming from my fucking soul because the ONLY thing I care about on XO at this point is helping to steer as many high IQ INTJ/INTP white goy males towards the truth and the light as possible before it's too late (and time is quickly running out). That means:
- Accept full 1488;
- Acquire or be REGULARLY AND STRATEGICALLY working to acquire an intelligent white female of reasonable moral values who can be your life partner and with whom you can produce and raise a white family; and
- Spend A SIGNIFCANT PORTION of your time, energy, and financial resources on acquiring a decent stock of all of the following: (1) legal guns/ammo, (2) food / medical stores, (3) precious metals and bluechip crypto, and (4) land that fits certain parameters (has access to clean running potable water, is within certain growing zones, etc.), AND also be doing related things like hitting the range regularly, learning the basics of farming, making yourself more generally handy around the house, etc.
I can just feel in my gut and anus that you are not NEARLY as far down these paths as you really need to be, which is why watching you waste your fucking time on retarded shit like MPM is infuriating. Log off and get your shit straight, the bus is barreling towards the edge of the cliff.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708792) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 12:02 AM Author: passionate gaped party of the first part
To be fair,
Whok let's be real, you're a deeply neurotic 107-IQ 40-year-old foreveralone childless wifeless Jewish man who is so embarrassed of his roots that you fled to another continent and became an "Apostolic Christian" (lol) and then you spent the last year talking tough about no vax fuck cucks only to bend over and take the heebneedle ALL THE WAY up your asshole just a few weeks. And despite your best efforts at campaigning and the fact that you clearly care about this retarded internet autism tournament waaaaaaay more than anyone should and the related fact that you have literally been poasting on this bort for almost 20 years now and everyone knows who you are, you couldn't even make it into the quarterfinals yourself in this stupid little competition.
No one here gives a single shit what you think, and you'll "accept" this tie just like you accepted your government telling you to spread 'em for their big vaccine cock. Happy New Year.
Thank
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708603) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 12:06 AM Author: passionate gaped party of the first part
To be fair,
*Whines constantly about being so lonely and desperate for a family that he feels suicidal*
"What? Why do you even care whether I have kids or whatever, who cares? In fact, who even knows shit like that about other people here? Fuckin weirdo stalker cuuuuuuunt PS rate me as an Art Tatum mixolydian sharp 11th flat run"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708626) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 12:08 AM Author: Orchid laser beams
You still haven't addressed the argument. Why are you so fixated on what someone does with their life?
I know your trying to pwn because I pwned you above but your routine is so predictable all I can do is laugh at you.
Yeah it would be great to have a nice woman and kids but I would never settled and would certainly never settle for a single mother or imagine being a single mother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708643) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 12:19 AM Author: passionate gaped party of the first part
To be fair,
The difference between us on this one is that you think I'm someone I'm not, and -- having poasted here for many years during an era where you were much more free with your biographical information -- I know exactly who you are (at least in broad strokes). That's why your "single mother, pwned!" retorts fall laughably flat, but I know that the comments about your deeply selfish and narcissistic kike parents in LA and your crushing loneliness as you face the prospect that you may never have your own family cut right to the bone.
Anyway, Mazel Tov let's make 2022 a good one don't forget to sign up for the 1st Booster!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708722) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 12:16 AM Author: passionate gaped party of the first part
To be fair,
LMAO
"In that way I'm completely different from all of the mentally ill and delusional 40 year old shrews out there, none of whom deserve me btw!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708696) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 12:25 AM Author: passionate gaped party of the first part
To be fair,
*53 year old Whok leering at 24 year old girl walking on Melbourne beach to whom he is literally invisible*
"I mean, of course I could, if I wanted... but she's a little old for me, I want the kid to have a young mother... and her elbows are pretty pointy..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43708772) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 12:22 PM Author: flushed mind-boggling corner indirect expression
i worry this might be the last well run mpm. who the fuck would volunteer to run it was this much effort and integrity after last year and this year?
thank
gunneratttt
actual mpm 2021 champion
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43710169) |
Date: January 1st, 2022 2:04 AM Author: Exhilarant Domesticated Locale Internal Respiration
Honestly and you know I love you and have supported you from day 1 but this is the weakest poast you have ever made. Personally don't care who wins but co-champions is extremely pathetic. I say this as a friend. What in God's nature is preventing a singular winner?
This must by nature go to a runoff. Think of the Founding Father's who never intended a tie in anything. Please, I beseech thee.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43709007) |
Date: January 1st, 2022 12:18 PM Author: flushed mind-boggling corner indirect expression
"gunner wins if we count only votes of monikers that have been seen before posting in non-MPM threads"
i count this as a win! also, rules state that in a tie the higher seed advances. i was a 1 seed and tt was a 3, so if the official ruling is a tie then tiebreaker = i win.
thank you for running this extremely gay and thankless tournament. it was all good fun until a handful of extremely pathetic faggots decided to troll. you did a fantastic job and i accept the results. i'm sure it was no easy task. especially since we're bros and you're clearly trying to remain nonpartisan in the face of favoritism accusations.
happy nye to all, including to all the haters and losers out there. sick, sad folks, people!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4997893&forum_id=2#43710149) |
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