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Elon Musk calls for Cooley associate to be fired, Cooley refuses; Musk fires Coo

A partner at law firm Cooley LLP got an unexpected call late...
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  01/15/22
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dashing ticket booth crotch
  01/15/22
The real story here is that the associate was able to go bac...
Trip public bath
  01/15/22
He's pushing back against the corruption of having lawyers g...
Aromatic At-the-ready Indirect Expression Pocket Flask
  01/15/22
I know the revolving door thing can be troubling, but I also...
Trip public bath
  01/15/22
You're underestimating how corrupt fed agencies are.
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irate poppy tank
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razzmatazz laser beams pit
  01/16/22
Again this makes no sense in this context
mildly autistic turdskin
  01/16/22
Cooley prbly prefers a pissed off Tesla over a pissed off SE...
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Brass Psychic
  01/18/22
Every former SEC or CFTC atty that later went into pvt prac ...
Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop
  01/15/22
unintentionally*
vengeful frozen indian lodge
  01/15/22
This is nonsense. It isn’t corruption. It’s how ...
Mind-boggling Dysfunction
  01/15/22
That turd Chopra knows what's up. They're gonna kill him soo...
Aromatic At-the-ready Indirect Expression Pocket Flask
  01/15/22
This makes no sense. The revolving door problem is when indu...
mildly autistic turdskin
  01/16/22
is he really pushing back against corruption? i read this as...
transparent stag film
  01/17/22
Fuck off boot licker. Seems like a pretty good reason to me....
razzle market
  01/15/22
Lol yep Elon should continue giving them millions and stop a...
Charismatic Parlour Death Wish
  01/15/22
agree. elon comes across like a petty bully here
bateful weed whacker halford
  01/15/22
Dishonest article. Dr Cummings sits on the board of an auto ...
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Aromatic At-the-ready Indirect Expression Pocket Flask
  01/16/22
180 fuck elon, Biglaw has the REAL POWER here
violent locus idea he suggested
  01/15/22
Seems like a reasonable response.
red national
  01/15/22
I think it is sort of shitty of Musk to do this given that l...
Mustard spot milk
  01/15/22
He looks like a butt hurt faggot, which he is
Crusty fragrant patrolman
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Brindle library
  01/15/22
Musk is 180
Green french chef address
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razzle market
  01/15/22
Oh no he fired his lawyers?!?! Shameful.
up-to-no-good slimy tattoo
  01/15/22
Dick move on Musk’s part. Also a waste of shareholder...
spectacular rough-skinned son of senegal selfie
  01/15/22
Everyone involved is a big boy. I'm not going to get too wor...
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nudist half-breed
  01/15/22
Up to speed on what? Any new firm will gladly write off tha...
galvanic hominid
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provocative trailer park love of her life
  01/15/22
Sure. That could happen.
Cowardly gas station goyim
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Sapphire pontificating skinny woman kitty
  01/15/22
Won't someone think of the shareholders
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  01/15/22
Those poor shareholders who only 8xed their money this year!...
zippy whorehouse
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irate poppy tank
  01/16/22
lawyer should sue
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This isn't my area, but isn't there some argument you can ma...
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irate poppy tank
  01/16/22
argument with respect to what? the lawyer in question wasn&r...
pearly twinkling uncleanness gay wizard
  01/16/22
all of elon's antics that have "no impact on the compan...
irate poppy tank
  01/16/22
>literally everyone who owns this stock does so because t...
hilarious plaza
  01/17/22
180 move by musk
provocative trailer park love of her life
  01/15/22
Judges on the 9th Circus, err Circuit, allegedly told K&...
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Stubborn juggernaut senate
  01/15/22
and the partner's name was evan39
bateful weed whacker halford
  01/15/22
Update This didn’t happen
Mischievous pistol
  01/15/22
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
embarrassed to the bone forum legend
  01/16/22
meh. everyone did the right thing here. Elon's right. Cooley...
Sapphire pontificating skinny woman kitty
  01/15/22
why are birdshit ceos like elon lil bitches? pradeep CEO's a...
multi-colored stage dog poop
  01/15/22
idk man, seems reasonable to be pissed at a firm that you pa...
provocative trailer park love of her life
  01/15/22
the fuking associate didnt work on any of elon's cases so fu...
multi-colored stage dog poop
  01/15/22
nah man he's right
provocative trailer park love of her life
  01/15/22
(birdshit girlie man)
multi-colored stage dog poop
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"why can't birdshit ceos be rule following bug people a...
irate poppy tank
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lol @ the NOVA dwellers itt hyperventilating at the mere sug...
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irate poppy tank
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serve corrupt masters in a capricious manner and there's CON...
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provocative trailer park love of her life
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Revolving doors are the worst kind
blathering flatulent locale philosopher-king
  01/15/22
It's a shame that a man who brought electric cars mainstream...
zippy whorehouse
  01/15/22
Cooley for some reason is seen as a “good to” fi...
Ungodly Beady-eyed Den
  01/16/22
He should take the lawyers wife to dubai and send him videos...
irradiated fishy regret
  01/15/22
It's a way to send a message to intimidate regulators now an...
Histrionic Principal's Office
  01/16/22
Who cares, as long as Elon is pwning biglaw libs
shivering gaping
  01/16/22
I'm not necessarily against it
Histrionic Principal's Office
  01/16/22
xo loves sucking up to this oligarch
mildly autistic turdskin
  01/16/22
the whole reason elon is who he is and got to where he is is...
irate poppy tank
  01/16/22
This seems like the sensible route.
Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop
  01/16/22
I’m not surprised. Tesla leaving will barely affect ...
Ungodly Beady-eyed Den
  01/16/22
lol at this “profession” just lol
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Same investors who took Dell private were in talks with Elon...
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Dude was probably a dick to elon when he was a regulator. Ho...
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nudist half-breed
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Sometimes being a good lawyer means being a dick to the othe...
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Having a hard time understanding how an SEC lawyer low enoug...
hyperventilating pozpig
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same. it's a plum gig. should go to a 20+ year career typ...
Sapphire pontificating skinny woman kitty
  01/16/22
“David said to let that summer associate from the Seat...
hyperventilating pozpig
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"I think he's on isle 12"
embarrassed to the bone forum legend
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passionate chest-beating brethren theater stage
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180 to see lawyers not act like cucks for once
hilarious plaza
  01/17/22
Virtually guarantee that tesla-originating partner pushed fo...
hyperventilating pozpig
  01/17/22
Of course he did. It only surprising the firm didn't acquies...
Crusty fragrant patrolman
  01/17/22
There’s clearly a missing piece to the puzzle
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Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop
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i'm not surprised. elon didn't have a valid reason why the ...
transparent stag film
  01/17/22
You think if Elon would have mumbled a little something abou...
Cowardly gas station goyim
  01/17/22
Only if there was a legit issue. I wonder what biglol firm w...
transparent stag film
  01/17/22
There must be a relationship partner that brought tesla in t...
Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop
  01/18/22
good point. if tesla was a significant portion of his book, ...
transparent stag film
  01/18/22
I think they're afraid of the potential press, not the prece...
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Elon Musk is an evil individual
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Date: January 15th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: carmine bisexual theater dragon

A partner at law firm Cooley LLP got an unexpected call late last year from a lawyer for one of the firm’s most famous clients, Elon Musk’s Tesla Inc., TSLA 1.75% with an ultimatum.

The world’s richest man wanted Cooley, which was representing Tesla in numerous lawsuits, to fire one of its attorneys or it would lose the electric-vehicle company’s business, people familiar with the matter said.

The target of Mr. Musk’s ire was a former U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission lawyer whom Cooley had hired for its securities litigation and enforcement practice and who had no involvement in the firm’s work for Tesla. At the SEC, the attorney had interviewed Mr. Musk during the agency’s investigation of the Tesla chief executive’s 2018 tweet claiming, wrongly, to have secured funding to potentially take the electric-vehicle maker private.

The probe resulted in a settlement in which Mr. Musk agreed to resign as chairman and pay a $20 million fine. He also agreed to have a Tesla lawyer review in advance tweets about certain topics, including the company’s financial results, sales numbers and proposed business combinations.

Cooley has declined to fire the attorney, who remains an associate at the firm, the people said. Since early December, Tesla has begun taking steps in several cases to replace Cooley or add additional counsel, legal documents show. Mr. Musk’s rocket company Space Exploration Technologies Corp., also known as SpaceX, has stopped using Cooley for regulatory work, according to people familiar with the matter.

Neither Tesla, SpaceX, nor Mr. Musk responded to requests for comment.

The interaction with Cooley points to a bigger pattern for Mr. Musk: Long dismissive of regulators, he has recently aimed his ire at individuals with ties to regulatory agencies with which he has sparred.

Often, he expresses his displeasure on Twitter, where he has roughly 70 million followers. His comments often lead to an online army rallying to his cause.

This past fall, he turned his sights on a longtime critic of Tesla’s advanced driver-assistance technology, Mary “Missy” Cummings, a researcher on how people interact with autonomous systems who was named as an adviser to the top U.S. auto safety regulator.

The agency had just opened an investigation into Tesla’s advanced driver-assistance technology after a series of crashes in which Teslas ran into one or more parked emergency vehicles. Such probes can lead to recalls, and this was shaping up to be one of the agency’s most extensive investigations to date of advanced driver-assistance technology.

Dr. Cummings, a Duke University engineering professor, had been critical of Tesla’s advanced driver-assistance system known as Autopilot. A study published last year that she co-wrote found that the company’s technology, which doesn’t make vehicles autonomous, performed inconsistently.

Tesla has said that driving with Autopilot engaged is safer than doing so without it.

Mr. Musk, once her appointment became public, tweeted: “Objectively, her track record is extremely biased against Tesla.” A barrage of online attacks on Dr. Cummings by Tesla supporters ensued, several of them vulgar.

A petition launched on Change.org called on the agency, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, to rescind her appointment over a perceived conflict of interest. The petition, which has since been removed from the platform, received tens of thousands of signatures.

In the wake of the outcry, the agency privately required Dr. Cummings to recuse herself from any Tesla-specific matters, according to people familiar with the matter.

A spokeswoman for the U.S. Department of Transportation confirmed Dr. Cummings’s recusal. She didn’t respond to a question about whether the social-media criticism influenced the decision.

It isn’t unusual for companies to take issue with government officials they fear will hurt their interests, whether through campaign contributions to influence public policy or legal action. Amazon.com Inc. and Facebook, now Meta Platforms Inc., have, unsuccessfully, sought the recusal of Federal Trade Commission Chair Lina Khan from antitrust matters involving the companies. Before taking the role, Ms. Khan had been critical of the online giants.

Mr. Musk stands out for expressing his criticism in pointed, sometimes disparaging and public remarks.

Mr. Musk has said that he agrees with regulators 99.9% of the time. “On rare occasions, we disagree. This is almost always due to new technologies that past regulations didn’t anticipate,” he tweeted last year.

Early in the pandemic, Mr. Musk took aim at a high-ranking county health official in California over government orders that the company’s Fremont, Calif., vehicle assembly plant remain closed to slow the spread of Covid-19.

“Tesla is filing a lawsuit against Alameda County immediately. The unelected & ignorant “Interim Health Officer” of Alameda is acting contrary to the Governor, the President, our Constitutional freedoms & just plain common sense!” Mr. Musk tweeted. The company later sued the county.

Two days later, he said Tesla was resuming production in defiance of local authorities. Soon after, the county cleared Tesla to increase activity at the plant. A spokeswoman for the county’s public health department said Mr. Musk’s public criticism didn’t influence the county’s decision to green light the Tesla activity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790038)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: dashing ticket booth crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790041)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:00 PM
Author: Trip public bath

The real story here is that the associate was able to go back to a firm without getting to a position at the SEC that enabled him to go back as a partner. If young, shrewd. Probably a good lawyer. Also xo Elon shouldn’t pull shit like this. Just not nice to want to fuck a lawyer out of his or her career without good reason (which seems to be the case here).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790091)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: Aromatic At-the-ready Indirect Expression Pocket Flask

He's pushing back against the corruption of having lawyers go between regulators and law enforcement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790100)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Trip public bath

I know the revolving door thing can be troubling, but I also don't want people in government practice for life. That's also a path to corruption. I rather they have some recent relevant industry experience so they aren't completely off their rockers when in government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790232)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: Aromatic At-the-ready Indirect Expression Pocket Flask

You're underestimating how corrupt fed agencies are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790236)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: disgusting station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790776)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: nudist half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791074)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:58 AM
Author: irate poppy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792035)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794581)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic turdskin

Again this makes no sense in this context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794798)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 7:50 PM
Author: Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop

Cooley prbly prefers a pissed off Tesla over a pissed off SEC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43795045)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Brass Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803278)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop

Every former SEC or CFTC atty that later went into pvt prac that I have encountered has been an insufferable asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790320)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: vengeful frozen indian lodge

unintentionally*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790364)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Dysfunction

This is nonsense. It isn’t corruption. It’s how you learn both sides of the trade which is why people with government experience are so valuable to firms—because they actually comprehend the practical mechanics and nuances of enforcement. People with government experience who go to private practice tend to be among the LEAST corruptible people you encounter in biglaw. Having said that, I agree with the other comment down thread that they can also be self-righteous faggots, but that’s a different issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790920)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Aromatic At-the-ready Indirect Expression Pocket Flask

That turd Chopra knows what's up. They're gonna kill him soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791125)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic turdskin

This makes no sense. The revolving door problem is when industry insiders become regulators. Not regulators who go to work in a law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794791)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: transparent stag film

is he really pushing back against corruption? i read this as him being butthurt about the SEC matter and taking it out on some lawyer who was just doing his job? what was the SEC guy supposed to do, refuse to interview him? if he went to the firm as an associate, he wasn't a shotcaller at the SEC, he was a drone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797299)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: razzle market

Fuck off boot licker. Seems like a pretty good reason to me. Sorry you're a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790487)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Parlour Death Wish

Lol yep Elon should continue giving them millions and stop asking questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790660)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: bateful weed whacker halford

agree. elon comes across like a petty bully here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790779)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:22 PM
Author: Mustard spot milk

Dishonest article. Dr Cummings sits on the board of an auto company that uses LIDAR. Tesla thinks LIDAR is impractical. Now she is in a position where she can regulate everyone into using....LIDAR. It's insane that we allow people in regulatory capactiy to hold an economic interest in what they're regulating - but that is probably the case in like 90% of these fuckers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790227)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:00 PM
Author: sadistic roast beef space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790641)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: nudist half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790651)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Soggy Translucent Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790659)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:08 PM
Author: abusive frum tanning salon friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790683)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: disgusting station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790784)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: twisted ruby state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791238)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 12:09 AM
Author: Aromatic At-the-ready Indirect Expression Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791262)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:23 PM
Author: violent locus idea he suggested

180 fuck elon, Biglaw has the REAL POWER here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790230)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: red national

Seems like a reasonable response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790235)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:26 PM
Author: Mustard spot milk

I think it is sort of shitty of Musk to do this given that law firms are really soulless enterprises and this dude had nothing to do with Musks stuff.

However, I get it from Musk's perspective. If you believe someone was an incompetent asshole, and someone you do business with hires that company, it is perfectly reasonable to go elsewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790240)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Crusty fragrant patrolman

He looks like a butt hurt faggot, which he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790358)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Brindle library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791019)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: Green french chef address

Musk is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790376)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: razzle market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790488)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good slimy tattoo

Oh no he fired his lawyers?!?! Shameful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790467)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:33 PM
Author: spectacular rough-skinned son of senegal selfie

Dick move on Musk’s part. Also a waste of shareholder money to switch firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790502)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:37 PM
Author: Cowardly gas station goyim

Everyone involved is a big boy. I'm not going to get too worked up about some rough play. The first-order effect is to cause Tesla to spend money getting another firm up to speed, but discouraging regulation might be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790522)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:00 PM
Author: sadistic roast beef space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790643)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: nudist half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790648)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:13 PM
Author: galvanic hominid

Up to speed on what? Any new firm will gladly write off that learning time for a couple years of Tesla work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790970)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: provocative trailer park love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790982)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Cowardly gas station goyim

Sure. That could happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791081)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Sapphire pontificating skinny woman kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791096)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: brilliant 180 bbw

Won't someone think of the shareholders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790750)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:21 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse

Those poor shareholders who only 8xed their money this year! Maybe EPS could be 0.000000000000000001% higher if they kept Cooley lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791159)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:21 PM
Author: provocative trailer park love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791161)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: irate poppy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791999)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: umber location

lawyer should sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790663)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: sadistic roast beef space

This isn't my area, but isn't there some argument you can make like "literally everyone who owns this stock does so because they trust this one man's judgment?" I mean does anyone even know the name of a single other Tesla executive? How does one persuade a judge that Elon Musk made a bad call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790666)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:19 PM
Author: Electric slap-happy cuck faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790992)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: irate poppy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792002)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:02 AM
Author: pearly twinkling uncleanness gay wizard

argument with respect to what? the lawyer in question wasn’t even working on Tesla’s stuff. his employment there has no impact on the company. this is just him being vindictive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792048)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:18 AM
Author: irate poppy tank

all of elon's antics that have "no impact on the company" are the whole reason the stock trades at a 340 p/e ratio and has a larger market cap than the next five largest automakers combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792125)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:08 AM
Author: hilarious plaza

>literally everyone who owns this stock does so because they trust this one man's judgment?

It's probably a safe bet that most Tesla shares are not directly owned by Joe Bluecollars but rather by sophisticated institutional investors who likely know about Tesla's fundamentals and governance structure.

How the fuck did this site get so retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796178)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: provocative trailer park love of her life

180 move by musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790728)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: blathering flatulent locale philosopher-king

Judges on the 9th Circus, err Circuit, allegedly told K&L Gates to fire one of their partners, else things would go badly for their clients with matters in the 9th Circus, err Circuit. The partner was allegedly embroiled in a nasty divorce with ol' Alex Kozinski's son. I have no idea if the story is true, all I know is the partner hung out a shingle as a solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790766)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:24 PM
Author: Stubborn juggernaut senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790773)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:28 PM
Author: bateful weed whacker halford

and the partner's name was evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790780)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Mischievous pistol

Update This didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790940)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:12 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone forum legend

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792097)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: Sapphire pontificating skinny woman kitty

meh. everyone did the right thing here. Elon's right. Cooley's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790886)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: multi-colored stage dog poop

why are birdshit ceos like elon lil bitches? pradeep CEO's are chill and kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790910)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: provocative trailer park love of her life

idk man, seems reasonable to be pissed at a firm that you pay huge fees to hiring someone who has fucked with you and caused you serious issues in the past. they are free to hire who they want, but you are free to change counsels as well, and there is surely no shortage of firms willing to take on tesla as a client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790968)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: multi-colored stage dog poop

the fuking associate didnt work on any of elon's cases so furk him, he's being a girlie man bitch like trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790980)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: provocative trailer park love of her life

nah man he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790983)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:17 PM
Author: multi-colored stage dog poop

(birdshit girlie man)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790986)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: irate poppy tank

"why can't birdshit ceos be rule following bug people automatons like pradeep ceos?!!"

this attitude is why birdshits actually innovate and invent shit, and why pradeeps are always workers or caretaker ceos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792057)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: nudist half-breed

lol @ the NOVA dwellers itt hyperventilating at the mere suggestion that their petty govt dick swinging could have future consequences beyond guaranteeing payoffs in the private sector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791082)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791165)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Aromatic At-the-ready Indirect Expression Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791265)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: irate poppy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792008)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Brass Psychic

serve corrupt masters in a capricious manner and there's CONSEQUENCES??!?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803282)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: provocative trailer park love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791089)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: blathering flatulent locale philosopher-king

Revolving doors are the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791137)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse

It's a shame that a man who brought electric cars mainstream (building the only new car company in literally 85 years) and invented reusable rockets would be petty and punish a 6th year associate at a venerable firm like COOLEY that has done...fucking nothing ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791177)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: Ungodly Beady-eyed Den

Cooley for some reason is seen as a “good to” firm for tech companies in the bay. Like a poor man’s WSGR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794747)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: irradiated fishy regret

He should take the lawyers wife to dubai and send him videos of shutting on his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791187)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: Histrionic Principal's Office

It's a way to send a message to intimidate regulators now and in the future.

"If you fuck me, regulator-guy, then I'll find a way to retaliate against you later when you're in private practice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791277)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: shivering gaping

Who cares, as long as Elon is pwning biglaw libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792077)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 12:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Principal's Office

I'm not necessarily against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792790)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 7:01 PM
Author: mildly autistic turdskin

xo loves sucking up to this oligarch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794811)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:57 AM
Author: irate poppy tank

the whole reason elon is who he is and got to where he is is because he does shit like this. ljl at people itt not understanding that one of the biggest reasons someone becomes a self made billionaire is so that they can tell people to fuck off and do whatever they want.

i'm surprised the rat-faced kike lawyers at cooley didn't immediately fire this associate. i guess it would be very bad optics. i imagine this associate will "voluntarily lateral" to another firm because he "doesn't want to get in the way cooleys business with clients". i.e. he'll be paid off to leave and demonstrate his cuckiness to other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792034)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop

This seems like the sensible route.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792262)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: Ungodly Beady-eyed Den

I’m not surprised. Tesla leaving will barely affect

The firm’s bottom line but looking like a bunch of bitches who don’t protect their own people could have negative effects

Internally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794762)



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Date: May 21st, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: chartreuse coldplay fan place of business

lol at this “profession” just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#44549231)



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Date: May 21st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: supple office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#44549233)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: garnet thriller reading party famous landscape painting

Same investors who took Dell private were in talks with Elon, so funding was somewhat secured.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792046)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:38 AM
Author: Marvelous corn cake

Dude was probably a dick to elon when he was a regulator. Honestly, I am on board with Elons actions here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792236)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792265)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Sapphire pontificating skinny woman kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792357)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: nudist half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792991)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:39 AM
Author: spectacular rough-skinned son of senegal selfie

Sometimes being a good lawyer means being a dick to the other side. LJL at thin skinned Elon still wound up over some touchy questions from a few yrs ago, coming from a dude who was literally just doing his wage cuck job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803348)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating pozpig

Having a hard time understanding how an SEC lawyer low enough on the totem pole to not be a partner (or even of counsel) at Cooley upon transitioning back to the private sector would be personally interviewing Elon Musk while at the SEC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794689)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 7:00 PM
Author: Sapphire pontificating skinny woman kitty

same.

it's a plum gig. should go to a 20+ year career type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794802)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating pozpig

“David said to let that summer associate from the Seattle office take the Gates depo. The one who talked about his interest in ‘antitrust, international law, and human rights law’ at his callback.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43795987)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone forum legend

"I think he's on isle 12"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796029)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: passionate chest-beating brethren theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796257)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: hilarious plaza

180 to see lawyers not act like cucks for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796162)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:10 AM
Author: hyperventilating pozpig

Virtually guarantee that tesla-originating partner pushed for shitcanning the associate. ("Why don't I call up my buddy Jay Greenberg from Cleary and we work out a soft landing?")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796190)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 9:45 AM
Author: Crusty fragrant patrolman

Of course he did. It only surprising the firm didn't acquiesce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797193)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: Balding church building preventive strike

There’s clearly a missing piece to the puzzle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797205)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797287)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: transparent stag film

i'm not surprised. elon didn't have a valid reason why the associate should be canned, so acceding to his demand would have set a dangerous precedent - a big client could just get a bug up its ass and demand that attorneys be fired for no good reason.

the firm would have gotten rid of him if the associate was working on a tesla matter and there was a fuck up that was a partner's fault. the associate would have gotten blamed and canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797329)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: Cowardly gas station goyim

You think if Elon would have mumbled a little something about conflicts of interest it would have been enough to change the result?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43801227)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 11:51 PM
Author: transparent stag film

Only if there was a legit issue. I wonder what biglol firm will get this work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43801531)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Obsidian comical box office gaming laptop

There must be a relationship partner that brought tesla in that is now looking to move, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803255)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:55 AM
Author: transparent stag film

good point. if tesla was a significant portion of his book, he's probably out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803462)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating pozpig

I think they're afraid of the potential press, not the precedent. The precedent is probably a modest selling point for future potential clients, frankly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43801561)



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Date: May 21st, 2022 11:38 AM
Author: supple office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#44549219)



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Date: October 11th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Wonderful Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Associate

Elon Musk is an evil individual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#45316913)