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Insane Exhilarant Library Gaping
  03/09/22
What’s this about you sucking at it? Is it a dating si...
Pale hospital
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Bat Shit Crazy Cowardly Laser Beams Brethren
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holy shit
passionate mint selfie den
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jfc cowgod
Comical Jewess Windowlicker
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*sucks air through teeth*
Narrow-minded Gold Rigor Forum
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olive place of business
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greedy parlor
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lol
swashbuckling sexy base mad cow disease
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we still love u doodikoff
swashbuckling sexy base mad cow disease
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lemon becky voyeur
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shivering market codepig
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bearded tripping lodge fortuitous meteor
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ONE SHOT, ONE KILL
jade institution pistol
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mauve naked police squad
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Supple university sandwich
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vibrant buck-toothed pit electric furnace
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https://ibb.co/z8SrM2n
free-loading quadroon shrine
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lmao
Shaky spectacular orchestra pit
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Beady-eyed Internet-worthy Stage
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jade institution pistol
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Orchid Mentally Impaired French Chef Dilemma
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Pale hospital
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greedy parlor
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Fishy Disgusting Sound Barrier Cuckoldry
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lilac abode
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Rough-skinned diverse crackhouse
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Rough-skinned diverse crackhouse
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had a date set up this weekend on hinge. Hadn't exchanged nu...
Insane Exhilarant Library Gaping
  03/10/22
Is someone talking
Pale hospital
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Rough-skinned diverse crackhouse
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Fishy Disgusting Sound Barrier Cuckoldry
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free-loading quadroon shrine
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(confirmed maidenless)
jade institution pistol
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Fishy Disgusting Sound Barrier Cuckoldry
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it's too hard! there's no quest map! There's no townspeople ...
Translucent locus
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free-loading quadroon shrine
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Insane Exhilarant Library Gaping
  03/10/22
Is this on Game Pass?
free-loading quadroon shrine
  03/10/22
"where's the rocket launcher?!"
lemon becky voyeur
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free-loading quadroon shrine
  03/10/22
Why do you think it isn't?
Glittery elite piazza
  03/10/22
Just shut the fuck up and kill Margit. You realize I killed ...
razzle whorehouse love of her life
  03/10/22
I literally can't beat that knight with the spear in that kn...
Insane Exhilarant Library Gaping
  03/10/22
Have you done the sword run in this video? It changed the wh...
Arousing theater hairy legs
  03/10/22
A plain longsword is more than sufficient to beat the game
razzle whorehouse love of her life
  03/10/22
Doodikoff is having trouble tho
Arousing theater hairy legs
  03/10/22
He just needs to immerse himself and enjoy it. I'd give anyt...
razzle whorehouse love of her life
  03/10/22
Yeah. *they’re* the dorks.
Jet-lagged Potus Indian Lodge
  03/10/22
Most embarrassing plotline for doodikof: roaches, dating, or...
vibrant buck-toothed pit electric furnace
  03/10/22
It's not even that he failed to reach the first story boss. ...
razzle whorehouse love of her life
  03/10/22
Devastating
vibrant buck-toothed pit electric furnace
  03/11/22
jfc
dun foreskin round eye
  03/11/22
ok, so to be fair, that red eyed knight in boleteria 1-1 bef...
passionate mint selfie den
  03/11/22
It's not, this would be like getting killed by a random sold...
vibrant buck-toothed pit electric furnace
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greedy parlor
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jade institution pistol
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I missed the thread where he talks about this, link?
Pale hospital
  03/11/22
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5055888&mc...
razzle whorehouse love of her life
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Date: March 9th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: Insane Exhilarant Library Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44119962)



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Date: March 9th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: Pale hospital

What’s this about you sucking at it? Is it a dating sim haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44119964)



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Date: March 9th, 2022 10:55 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Cowardly Laser Beams Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44119992)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: passionate mint selfie den

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122537)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Comical Jewess Windowlicker

jfc cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122566)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Gold Rigor Forum

*sucks air through teeth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122571)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: olive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123249)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 6:55 AM
Author: greedy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127799)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling sexy base mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122573)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling sexy base mad cow disease

we still love u doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122574)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: lemon becky voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122582)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: shivering market codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122590)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: bearded tripping lodge fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122792)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: jade institution pistol

ONE SHOT, ONE KILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122816)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: mauve naked police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122819)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: Supple university sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122838)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122879)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:35 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon shrine

https://ibb.co/z8SrM2n

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123209)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: Shaky spectacular orchestra pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123220)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Internet-worthy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123275)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Pink sinister useless brakes rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123305)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: jade institution pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123355)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: Orchid Mentally Impaired French Chef Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123370)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: Pale hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126246)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 6:55 AM
Author: greedy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127800)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 7:24 AM
Author: Fishy Disgusting Sound Barrier Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127844)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:41 PM
Author: lilac abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123256)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned diverse crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123269)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned diverse crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123696)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Insane Exhilarant Library Gaping

had a date set up this weekend on hinge. Hadn't exchanged numbers yet. Girl seemed really nice, and in fact SHE had been the one to like me first on hinge. Girl sent me a message last night (just a regular "I am looking for this in a guy" and "this week has been busy can't wait for the weekend!") and I hadn't responded yet, woke up early today to prepare for a PI mediation in my office today.

After mediation ended (not successful), I pulled up hinge and POOF she is gone from my matches, deleted me. This happens more than I care to admit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44124027)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: Pale hospital

Is someone talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126243)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: Rough-skinned diverse crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126654)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 7:24 AM
Author: Fishy Disgusting Sound Barrier Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127845)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: free-loading quadroon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127775)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: jade institution pistol

(confirmed maidenless)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44128019)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 7:24 AM
Author: Fishy Disgusting Sound Barrier Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127843)



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Date: March 9th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Translucent locus

it's too hard! there's no quest map! There's no townspeople to talk to!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44120000)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122560)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Insane Exhilarant Library Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122531)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon shrine

Is this on Game Pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122564)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: lemon becky voyeur

"where's the rocket launcher?!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122588)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:03 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122994)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: Glittery elite piazza

Why do you think it isn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122901)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:45 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse love of her life

Just shut the fuck up and kill Margit. You realize I killed every boss in the game, over 100 of them, days ago right? Can't you even show yourself to be 1/100th of the man I am? Get off xoxo and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123297)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: Insane Exhilarant Library Gaping

I literally can't beat that knight with the spear in that knight camp south of stone gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123996)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Arousing theater hairy legs

Have you done the sword run in this video? It changed the whole game for me. Much more fun now that I can beat stuff with a good sword.

https://youtu.be/AtKzLhgaRn0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44124892)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse love of her life

A plain longsword is more than sufficient to beat the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126138)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Arousing theater hairy legs

Doodikoff is having trouble tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126165)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse love of her life

He just needs to immerse himself and enjoy it. I'd give anything to delete all my "Souls" experience and skills from my mind and go back to the point where random low level enemies could kick the shit out of me. It's bliss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126206)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Potus Indian Lodge

Yeah. *they’re* the dorks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126660)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed pit electric furnace

Most embarrassing plotline for doodikof: roaches, dating, or failing to even reach the first boss of elden ring after trying for days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126672)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse love of her life

It's not even that he failed to reach the first story boss. Many players get sidetracked by side pursuits. For example, they might try to down the optional Tree Sentinel boss near the starting point and get sidetracked by that because their level is too low, developing a grudge and a rivalry with the Tree Sentinel. Not doodikoff. He won't even challenge the Tree Sentinel. It's akin to a post-game superboss to him. No, his "rival," the challenge his ire is directed towards that he can't seem to beat, is a common enemy . . . a standard knight with a spear and shield. Someone that if beaten will yield a paltry 120 runes, 200 at most. And yet for all the progress he's made, the distance between where he is now and downing the knight is farther than the distance between downing the knight and downing Margit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126936)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed pit electric furnace

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127398)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 12:24 AM
Author: dun foreskin round eye

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127420)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 1:03 AM
Author: passionate mint selfie den

ok, so to be fair, that red eyed knight in boleteria 1-1 before the tomb you couldn't even open yet was a huge pain in the ass. i haven't played elden ring, but i'm guessing it's the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127515)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 1:40 AM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed pit electric furnace

It's not, this would be like getting killed by a random soldier in boletaria. They didn't ramp up the red-eyes knights types until later (the actual castle) this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127547)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 6:56 AM
Author: greedy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127803)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: jade institution pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44128021)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: Pale hospital

I missed the thread where he talks about this, link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44133077)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 1:47 AM
Author: razzle whorehouse love of her life

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5055888&mc=9&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44133954)