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Date: October 14th, 2006 1:58 AM Author: Vigorous buff box office brethren
The "Porsche" is a cheap Boxster.
The real pimp in the video is the owner of that Ferrari parked in the lot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6785847)
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Date: October 13th, 2006 11:06 PM Author: Exhilarant rose philosopher-king theatre
"The guys I roll with..."
LOL! What a douche.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6784789) |
Date: October 13th, 2006 1:12 PM Author: Misunderstood pearly gunner doctorate
I wonder how many lines of crack the white girl did before heading out to the party.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781456) |
Date: October 13th, 2006 1:23 PM Author: Lake market
that doesn't look fake at all. it must rule to be an i-banker and stand around holding drinks with the same 2 girls for (supposedly) hours on end. it's just getting started!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781532) |
Date: October 13th, 2006 1:49 PM Author: slimy faggotry dopamine
God he seems like one boring 5'3" douchebag.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781691) |
Date: October 13th, 2006 1:54 PM Author: Hideous Center Ceo
They should show the part where his associate curses him out and calls him a "worthless sack of dogshit"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781732) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 4:33 PM Author: Hideous Center Ceo
Good for them, they get to be the boss of an ANALYST straight out of college.
Ibanking PWNS Law
HTH
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792795) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 4:34 PM Author: bonkers tanning salon Subject: or an associate...
I said VP, dumbass.
and wtf do you know... do you do either?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792801) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 4:36 PM Author: Hideous Center Ceo
No shit, but you're like "oh yea, that lawyer the ANALYST was bossing around, when he's a 4th year at S&C he could move over to a VP role and be HIS boss"
hilarious shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792808) |
Date: October 13th, 2006 2:22 PM Author: mildly autistic base
my entry level ibanking friends dont have boxsters in the city :(
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781918) |
Date: October 13th, 2006 3:03 PM Author: Talented self-absorbed hissy fit roast beef
makes me so glad i don't live in NYC.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782227) |
Date: October 13th, 2006 3:14 PM Author: appetizing obsidian library turdskin
I am an analyst at a BB ibank and I can comfortably say that anyone at work who would act like this dbag would be inecssantly ridiculed and ostracized.
Also, a few things:
1. the girls he was with were not that attractive
2. His daddy bought him that car
3. Owning a really expensive car and living in NYC is one of the dumbest things in the world
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782287) |
Date: October 13th, 2006 3:18 PM Author: Excitant Amber State
Hot girls, hot guys, money, clubs, bottles, porsches, kill self
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782316) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 4:14 PM Author: Snowy Ratface
this website is fucking pathetic, its taking forever to load this video
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782685)
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Date: October 13th, 2006 4:27 PM Author: Snowy Ratface
boring. these guys are dweebs. and the girls (the 2 that i saw) are only average looking; the white chick is pale and has the body of a 12 year old. in summary, the pleasures that these fags indulge in on the one or two nights they have off are not worth the suffering and humiliation they have to put up with during most days at work.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782748)
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:13 PM Author: Fuchsia goyim field
The teens and twenties west of 9th should be burned and the earth salted.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6783011) |
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Date: October 14th, 2006 1:29 PM Author: Know-it-all half-breed
Credited!
Exception: The Half-King Pub and Chelsea Barbers (both at 23d and 10th), the rest can go to hell...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6787055) |
Date: October 14th, 2006 1:38 PM Author: boyish temple
Just watched a video, what a fucking tool, a Boxster?!?! jesus christ, and any club that will let a tool like that must suck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6787087) |
Date: October 14th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: judgmental french sandwich
This is awesome. Fag bankers in the city wearing guido shirts and drinking faggy cocktails with 2 struggling models. These guys are the real deal.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6787114) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 3:49 PM Author: Hideous Center Ceo
"Pretencious!!!
Posted by dumdittydum on 08/22/2006
Wow! Talk about rude and making people feel bad. What are the rules here to getting in. The first time I went I got in, the second time I couldnt. Well as far as looks and style..that night had I on manoloblahniks, seven jeans, and a prada top. So I had the clothes now what? My status..if they wouldve asked me I wouldve told them. I cant walk around with a sign saying who I am. Am I supposed to be Angelina Jolie? Then would I get in!! Well theres only one of her. And frankly there are way more non-actors/models/singers etc in this world, so this club needs to stop trying to cater to just celebs and prestigious people. Because when I was there that one time there was no celeb in sight..and of course models who say they are models( the kind you've never seen anywhere). What I want to know is Why does this club turn away people who want to spend money . Even if they want to be selective why not just give out memberships to people they want to come so others wont have to feel less of themselves when trying to come here. "
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792616)
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Date: October 15th, 2006 9:13 PM Author: hyperactive stage quadroon
"Well as far as looks and style..that night had I on manoloblahniks, seven jeans, and a prada top."
That's a lot of pants!!! LOL
*high five*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794370) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 4:11 PM Author: laughsome khaki locale
wow. this is great. Clubs like that literally cater only to douchebags like this guy, who get off on being around other douchebags and drinking obscenely expensive drinks, and be able to brag about their "$200 cocktail" to their friends at work on Monday morning. I have hung out with guys like this before, who love to brag about buying several bottles of whatever while in the VIP area of some douchey club, and how they dropped $1000 each. Almost without exception they were major douches.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792690) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 4:46 PM Author: Vigorous buff box office brethren
I'm surprised aznazn didn't notice the WGWAG!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792873) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 5:07 PM Author: Trip Marketing Idea
I know how much he makes, and it's not enough to spend $200/drink regularly or to buy a decent porsche for cash.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792986) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 5:13 PM Author: Trip Marketing Idea
depends on the year. if he's a 3rd year, he could be making similar money to a 1st year associate, if he's topping out his bonus range.
He also works about 50% more than a biglaw attorney, though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793019) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 5:34 PM Author: Hideous Center Ceo
And he also didn't SPEND 3 YEARS AT LAW SCHOOL
HTH
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793140) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 5:47 PM Author: impressive public bath puppy
I doubt B-schools are going to care where he stands in his analyst class, since analyst bullshit isn't really "business" and isn't even real investment banking.
Besides, every investment banker claims to have been in the top bonus pool anyway. Why wouldn't anyone?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793210) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 5:49 PM Author: Hideous Center Ceo
"since analyst bullshit isn't really "business" and isn't even real investment banking."
O RLY?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793215) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 5:43 PM Author: mahogany native
Dude, you said this place would get crazy. What's up? When are things going to get crazy?
Oh, we should have been here last week? It was really crazy here last week? That's cool.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793191) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 5:49 PM Author: swashbuckling lavender garrison
people like this make me sick....
i bet he has no retirement fund or any equity built up. hell he probably has tons of credit card debt. what a moron.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793216) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 5:52 PM Author: gold associate parlor
Holy shit!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793227) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 6:00 PM Author: onyx crackhouse death wish
how much coke did they have to buy to convince those 2 third tier 'models' to chill with them?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793268) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 6:06 PM Author: bespoke bawdyhouse depressive
I'll bet this dood can't even dance. He just stands around and chills with the "hotties." Wild man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793296) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 6:09 PM Author: Sadistic national
I like how his "partying" consists of standing in the same corner for hours on end, WATCHING (not dancing with) slightly above average girls. Is he clubbing in someone's treehouse?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793316) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 6:13 PM Author: Sadistic national
"Give it a few hours."
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793321) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 6:19 PM Author: Sadistic national
I was wondering what the real deal looked like. I have seen the light.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793354)
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Date: October 15th, 2006 6:25 PM Author: Curious Dark Wrinkle Forum
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793402) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 6:32 PM Author: impressive public bath puppy
New York is full of investment banking analysts who burned out and ended up at construction companies.
IB analysts make a lot of money, but they're like lower-tier professional athletes in that their earnings are quite meager once you consider that (1) they are being paid for the risk of (in this case, psychological) injury, and (2) they will be unemployable, at their current level, in the future. Also, their hours suck. I wouldn't call this character successful.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793445) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 6:56 PM Author: fishy mewling new version
Models and Bottles, brah!!!
I bet he cums in like 5 seconds.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793574) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 7:02 PM Author: razzle grizzly pozpig
Why are the people here still bitter about failing calculus?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793607)
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Date: October 15th, 2006 7:02 PM Author: Spruce underhanded school cafeteria macaca
This actually looks like a reasonable amount of fun. If he were just a little less of a douche I bet he could fuck one of those girls, and neither of them are hideous.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793608) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 7:11 PM Author: bespoke bawdyhouse depressive
I don't know anything about NYC clubs. Is Cain really the "most decadent" club in town? Looks rather tame in the video.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793663) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 7:20 PM Author: mentally impaired well-lubricated round eye
what kind of minority is this kid?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793738) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 7:34 PM Author: razzle grizzly pozpig
I am guessing Southeast Asian/Pacific Islander.
His hair doesn't look Paki/Indian.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793835) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 9:31 PM Author: Vibrant lime plaza jap
Has it gotten wild yet?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794475)
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Date: October 15th, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle principal's office weed whacker
that guy looks hella cool
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794693) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 10:04 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle principal's office weed whacker
but seriously the guy is a 4 on the kinsey scale
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794703) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle principal's office weed whacker
i got this ad
http://imagesocket.com/view/aaaa5ac.GIF
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794731) |
Date: October 15th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: Primrose Station
i "partied" last night with my GF and some friends with some bottles of beer on the banks of a river. we drank and looked in the water for crawdads to boil in our pot. then we boiled a big pot of crawdads and ate them.
i would rather do that than hire a bunch of skanked-out chicks to stand next to me at an overpriced club in NYC.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794735) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: Primrose Station
it was insanely fun. the back-forth banter as we scrounged the river with flashlights for crawdads was great. it's nice to breathe the cool, fresh air, and sit down with a powerful beer-n-pot-buzz underneath the open stars.
eatin' crawdads with my GF sitting next to me, and my friends passing around the bong... it was great.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794791) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Chocolate Concupiscible Kitty Cat
i agree that it sounds more fun than hanging out in overpriced clubs with pretentious douche guys and vapid gold digger girls.
i disagree with crawdads though - those things are like water cockroaches.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794826) |
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Date: October 15th, 2006 11:42 PM Author: Hideous Center Ceo
Agreed: crawdads = water cockroaches
You have to put a shitload of spice into those fuckers for them to taste half-decent.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6795423) |
Date: October 19th, 2006 10:15 AM Author: Painfully Honest Black Genital Piercing
I actually made it through the loading screen.....I now feel infinitely better about myself and my life.
WHAT A FUCKING DORK!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816600) |
Date: October 19th, 2006 10:22 AM Author: Pea-brained sneaky criminal
Just to settle the confusion, he is Filipino, right down to the Catholicism (influence of Spanish colonization).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816618) |
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