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How Investment Banking Analysts Party in NYC

Fucking 23 year old owning the shit out of everyone. http...
passionate pearly address
  10/13/06
fuck, how did a fucking schlub like him get hot girls like t...
Ruby national security agency
  10/13/06
Maybe the Porsche, expensive clothes, drinks and exclusive n...
mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  10/13/06
It wasn't the bags under his eyes?
flatulent unholy candlestick maker
  10/13/06
It was a hairdresser's Boxster.
Hot chartreuse milk
  10/13/06
Isn't that a Boxster? bleh.
razzmatazz office idea he suggested
  10/13/06
The "Porsche" is a cheap Boxster. The real pimp...
avocado stage
  10/14/06
No man should drive a Boxster, that's the car you buy for yo...
spectacular bawdyhouse azn
  10/14/06
"The guys I roll with..." LOL! What a douche.
saffron location organic girlfriend
  10/13/06
Looks nigger rich. I doubt a 23 year old analyst can afford ...
Orchid Learning Disabled Puppy Gaping
  10/15/06
- Under "Nightlife", go to "Cain" - O...
saffron location organic girlfriend
  10/19/06
I wonder how many lines of crack the white girl did before h...
flatulent unholy candlestick maker
  10/13/06
lines of crack? you're making alot of sense...they'll probab...
Aquamarine Autistic Hospital
  10/15/06
hopefully they won't mix them with marijuana geltabs
clear exhilarant state
  10/15/06
don't forget the chinese rocks, dude.
adulterous marvelous lodge
  10/15/06
that doesn't look fake at all. it must rule to be an i-banke...
Comical Affirmative Action Love Of Her Life
  10/13/06
lol
contagious impertinent ratface church
  10/13/06
God he seems like one boring 5'3" douchebag.
Vivacious corner
  10/13/06
This is his night to ball. It's just getting started...
Brass gay wizard
  10/13/06
They should show the part where his associate curses him out...
curious violent area
  10/13/06
Right before he calls up a third year associate at Sullivan ...
mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  10/13/06
Credited
curious violent area
  10/13/06
and he's laughing until a year later when that S&C 4th year
naked place of business
  10/15/06
ROFL
curious violent area
  10/15/06
?
naked place of business
  10/15/06
Good for them, they get to be the boss of an ANALYST straigh...
curious violent area
  10/15/06
or an associate...
naked place of business
  10/15/06
No shit, but you're like "oh yea, that lawyer the ANALY...
curious violent area
  10/15/06
bla bla bla
naked place of business
  10/15/06
they come over as associates, not VPs. I know a Mayer Brown...
slippery party of the first part
  10/15/06
It varies. Some come over as VPs.
Coiffed school
  10/15/06
some do, most dont
slippery party of the first part
  10/15/06
like i said... my friends who have gone in as VPs have been
naked place of business
  10/15/06
PWNAGE
curious violent area
  10/15/06
Why weren't you able to transition from BigLaw to IBanking?
vigorous ruddy gas station pervert
  10/19/06
only if they suck. my neighbor went in as an md.
Odious doobsian halford
  10/15/06
The keywords in this sentence being "Mayber Brown"...
charismatic jap mexican
  10/19/06
my entry level ibanking friends dont have boxsters in the ci...
Self-centered Becky Property
  10/13/06
makes me so glad i don't live in NYC.
Pearl Cracking Boiling Water Keepsake Machete
  10/13/06
I am an analyst at a BB ibank and I can comfortably say that...
Copper Philosopher-king
  10/13/06
yeah some chinawoman and some slut that wears skimpy clothes...
territorial boyish deer antler chapel
  10/13/06
Hot girls, hot guys, money, clubs, bottles, porsches, kill s...
Irate Ocher Mother
  10/13/06
this website is fucking pathetic, its taking forever to load...
Razzle-dazzle Cyan Newt
  10/13/06
boring. these guys are dweebs. and the girls (the 2 that i s...
Razzle-dazzle Cyan Newt
  10/13/06
agreed 100%
spectacular bawdyhouse azn
  10/14/06
The teens and twenties west of 9th should be burned and the ...
peach electric haunted graveyard associate
  10/13/06
Credited! Exception: The Half-King Pub and Chelsea Barber...
mentally impaired vermilion crackhouse
  10/14/06
Just watched a video, what a fucking tool, a Boxster?!?! jes...
spectacular bawdyhouse azn
  10/14/06
This is awesome. Fag bankers in the city wearing guido shir...
Lascivious slap-happy stag film
  10/14/06
"Pretencious!!! Posted by dumdittydum on 08/22/2006 W...
curious violent area
  10/15/06
"Well as far as looks and style..that night had I on ma...
frozen glittery faggotry market
  10/15/06
wow. this is great. Clubs like that literally cater only to ...
Primrose well-lubricated wrinkle
  10/15/06
i'll give him a $200 cocktail: http://pornotube.com/media.p...
filthy yapping elastic band
  10/15/06
given your moniker, and the hidden meaning in your post, sad...
Primrose well-lubricated wrinkle
  10/15/06
haha. not what you think. i'm actually not a homo.
filthy yapping elastic band
  10/15/06
I'm surprised aznazn didn't notice the WGWAG!
avocado stage
  10/15/06
yeah, that guy is technically asian, like indian or paki, or...
Primrose well-lubricated wrinkle
  10/15/06
Ah, you also missed the part where his oriental friend was h...
avocado stage
  10/15/06
are you the penn state hispanic chica?
Big Pale Nowag
  10/15/06
I know how much he makes, and it's not enough to spend $200/...
Talking Regret
  10/15/06
how much does he make?
curious violent area
  10/15/06
Less than a first year associate.
Coiffed school
  10/15/06
depends on the year. if he's a 3rd year, he could be making...
Talking Regret
  10/15/06
And he also didn't SPEND 3 YEARS AT LAW SCHOOL HTH
curious violent area
  10/15/06
so what he makes ~100k in nyc while working 80+ hours? prett...
Self-centered Becky Property
  10/15/06
most likely bschool unless he's bottom of his analyst class
curious violent area
  10/15/06
I doubt B-schools are going to care where he stands in his a...
Coral excitant hell tank
  10/15/06
"since analyst bullshit isn't really "business&quo...
curious violent area
  10/15/06
Shining other peoples' shoes and getting them Starbucks does...
Coral excitant hell tank
  10/15/06
What do analysts do if their job isn't really banking?
vigorous ruddy gas station pervert
  10/19/06
he's not a fucking 3rd year, he's 23 years old. shut the fu...
Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry
  10/15/06
that drink was on the owner. but i'm guessing that this guy ...
Snowy Alcoholic Temple
  10/15/06
haven't we established that a boxster is not a decent porsch...
charismatic jap mexican
  10/19/06
Dude, you said this place would get crazy. What's up? When...
aromatic juggernaut volcanic crater
  10/15/06
178
curious violent area
  10/15/06
nice
Self-centered Becky Property
  10/15/06
"crazy" meaning half-priced drinks??
Silver Masturbator
  10/15/06
This makes up for your fantasy football advice.
supple jewess national
  10/15/06
Where is this quote from, brah?
fishy dashing cuckold
  10/15/06
its a bandanarama original
aromatic juggernaut volcanic crater
  10/15/06
Awesome
Irate Ocher Mother
  10/16/06
people like this make me sick.... i bet he has no retir...
floppy mad cow disease
  10/15/06
Holy shit!
Mint orchestra pit
  10/15/06
wild crazy partying! 2 girls and drinks! woohoo
Self-centered Becky Property
  10/15/06
how much coke did they have to buy to convince those 2 third...
Arousing skinny woman
  10/15/06
I'll bet this dood can't even dance. He just stands around a...
Silver Masturbator
  10/15/06
I like how his "partying" consists of standing in ...
fishy dashing cuckold
  10/15/06
it's about to get wild, man, you just wait. it's gonna get c...
Azure bbw
  10/15/06
"Give it a few hours." BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!
fishy dashing cuckold
  10/15/06
yeah, half-priced drinks in an hour!
Silver Masturbator
  10/15/06
it's just getting started
Vivacious corner
  10/16/06
I was wondering what the real deal looked like. I have seen ...
fishy dashing cuckold
  10/15/06
...
Misunderstood friendly grandma half-breed
  10/15/06
It really scares me that douches this massive exist. And are...
fishy dashing cuckold
  10/15/06
New York is full of investment banking analysts who burned o...
Coral excitant hell tank
  10/15/06
what do you mean by part 2?
Odious doobsian halford
  10/16/06
Models and Bottles, brah!!! I bet he cums in like 5 secon...
Unhinged Blue Point
  10/15/06
You think his balls are actually significant enough to creat...
swollen cruise ship
  10/15/06
Why are the people here still bitter about failing calculus?...
Fighting metal spot son of senegal
  10/15/06
are you serious? the kid is a douche. he talks about "...
Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry
  10/15/06
dood, I'd be embaressed to be seen in a club that bad.
spectacular bawdyhouse azn
  10/15/06
his outfit is pretty nice actually, wtf would you wear to a ...
Ruby national security agency
  10/15/06
only you would say that, Aleksey. but if you want a serious...
Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry
  10/15/06
Especially not a black crew-neck shirt. V-neck is the only w...
avocado stage
  10/15/06
so what the fuck would you wear, a popped collar pink polo u...
Ruby national security agency
  10/15/06
of course not. there are many other ways to dress out there...
Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry
  10/15/06
thats why i liked his style, it was understated, not some s...
Ruby national security agency
  10/15/06
guido/club style = gay. never wear black.
Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry
  10/15/06
This actually looks like a reasonable amount of fun. If he w...
Coiffed school
  10/15/06
The azn girl is hideous, and the white girl is obviously a h...
Fighting metal spot son of senegal
  10/15/06
why stick up for this douche?
Silver Masturbator
  10/15/06
Eh, after a long night of booze and coke any hetero guy woul...
Coiffed school
  10/15/06
I don't know anything about NYC clubs. Is Cain really the &q...
Silver Masturbator
  10/15/06
Of course not. The clubs that cater to i-banker douches are...
Coiffed school
  10/15/06
which club is the most sought-after in NYC? The Studio 54 of...
Silver Masturbator
  10/15/06
I have no idea. It's constantly changing. Studio 54 was ar...
Coiffed school
  10/15/06
Studio 60, obviously.
swollen cruise ship
  10/15/06
"professional partiers"
Coral excitant hell tank
  10/15/06
hahah
Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry
  10/15/06
what kind of minority is this kid?
slippery party of the first part
  10/15/06
I am guessing Southeast Asian/Pacific Islander. His hair ...
Fighting metal spot son of senegal
  10/15/06
Nor does his nose
curious violent area
  10/15/06
Has it gotten wild yet?
concupiscible den dog poop
  10/15/06
just give it a few more hours
curious violent area
  10/15/06
It's gonna get crazy, LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES!!!!
Mint orchestra pit
  10/15/06
that guy looks hella cool
Disgusting chestnut gunner
  10/15/06
you went to cornell, right? it kind of sucks that guys like...
Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry
  10/15/06
not really
Disgusting chestnut gunner
  10/15/06
you're not serious, are you?
Silver Masturbator
  10/16/06
but seriously the guy is a 4 on the kinsey scale
Disgusting chestnut gunner
  10/15/06
i got this ad http://imagesocket.com/view/aaaa5ac.GIF
Disgusting chestnut gunner
  10/15/06
i "partied" last night with my GF and some friends...
laughsome selfie
  10/15/06
i imagine most people would. that sounds like fun.
Disgusting chestnut gunner
  10/15/06
it was insanely fun. the back-forth banter as we scrounged ...
laughsome selfie
  10/15/06
i agree that it sounds more fun than hanging out in overpric...
Wine bateful circlehead useless brakes
  10/15/06
the ones around here are plump and fresh-tasting. this is o...
laughsome selfie
  10/15/06
Agreed: crawdads = water cockroaches You have to put a sh...
curious violent area
  10/15/06
I actually made it through the loading screen.....I now feel...
Mustard hairraiser dragon
  10/19/06
here's a link to a page that makes viewing the video a bit e...
Sienna voyeur
  10/19/06
Thank you so much for posting this link. I was still waiting...
shimmering diverse school cafeteria
  10/19/06
Just to settle the confusion, he is Filipino, right down to ...
Vibrant sable meetinghouse trump supporter
  10/19/06


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Date: October 13th, 2006 1:06 PM
Author: passionate pearly address

Fucking 23 year old owning the shit out of everyone.

http://code.tv/index.html?bcpid=78334397&bctid=246080069

Under "Nightlife", go to "Cain"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781423)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:13 PM
Author: Ruby national security agency

fuck, how did a fucking schlub like him get hot girls like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781463)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling multi-billionaire

Maybe the Porsche, expensive clothes, drinks and exclusive night clubs. It certainly isn't his looks or personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781478)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:15 PM
Author: flatulent unholy candlestick maker

It wasn't the bags under his eyes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781485)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:20 PM
Author: Hot chartreuse milk

It was a hairdresser's Boxster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781514)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz office idea he suggested

Isn't that a Boxster? bleh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781552)





Date: October 14th, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: avocado stage

The "Porsche" is a cheap Boxster.

The real pimp in the video is the owner of that Ferrari parked in the lot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6785847)





Date: October 14th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse azn

No man should drive a Boxster, that's the car you buy for your gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6787062)





Date: October 13th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: saffron location organic girlfriend

"The guys I roll with..."

LOL! What a douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6784789)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Orchid Learning Disabled Puppy Gaping

Looks nigger rich. I doubt a 23 year old analyst can afford to party like that. 35 year old could though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794603)





Date: October 19th, 2006 4:12 AM
Author: saffron location organic girlfriend

- Under "Nightlife", go to "Cain" -

Or you could just learn about links. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=508999&forum_id=2#6816264

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816265)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:12 PM
Author: flatulent unholy candlestick maker

I wonder how many lines of crack the white girl did before heading out to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781456)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: Aquamarine Autistic Hospital

lines of crack? you're making alot of sense...they'll probably do some heroin rocks later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792778)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:34 PM
Author: clear exhilarant state

hopefully they won't mix them with marijuana geltabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792799)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: adulterous marvelous lodge

don't forget the chinese rocks, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794947)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:23 PM
Author: Comical Affirmative Action Love Of Her Life

that doesn't look fake at all. it must rule to be an i-banker and stand around holding drinks with the same 2 girls for (supposedly) hours on end. it's just getting started!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781532)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: contagious impertinent ratface church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781664)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: Vivacious corner

God he seems like one boring 5'3" douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781691)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:50 PM
Author: Brass gay wizard

This is his night to ball. It's just getting started...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781701)





Date: October 13th, 2006 1:54 PM
Author: curious violent area

They should show the part where his associate curses him out and calls him a "worthless sack of dogshit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781732)





Date: October 13th, 2006 2:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling multi-billionaire

Right before he calls up a third year associate at Sullivan & Cromwell and tells him to hustle with that indemnity agreement -- he doesn't have all night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781901)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: curious violent area

Credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782971)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:21 PM
Author: naked place of business
Subject: and he's laughing until a year later when that S&C 4th year

becomes his boss. 4th year associates at firms like S&C own their i-banking counterparts once they are employed by the same firm. Excel skills get you so far...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792728)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: curious violent area

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792771)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: naked place of business
Subject: ?

I know plenty of 4th years at my firm who have left to become VPs at i-banks only to report back how much more they know than everyone else they are working with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792785)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: curious violent area

Good for them, they get to be the boss of an ANALYST straight out of college.

Ibanking PWNS Law

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792795)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:34 PM
Author: naked place of business
Subject: or an associate...

I said VP, dumbass.

and wtf do you know... do you do either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792801)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: curious violent area

No shit, but you're like "oh yea, that lawyer the ANALYST was bossing around, when he's a 4th year at S&C he could move over to a VP role and be HIS boss"

hilarious shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792808)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:39 PM
Author: naked place of business

bla bla bla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792829)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:16 PM
Author: slippery party of the first part

they come over as associates, not VPs. I know a Mayer Brown income partner who came over to ML as a 3rd year associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793705)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:17 PM
Author: Coiffed school

It varies. Some come over as VPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793715)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: slippery party of the first part

some do, most dont

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793753)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:13 PM
Author: naked place of business
Subject: like i said... my friends who have gone in as VPs have been

known to be very good laweyrs as 4th years... not saying they do that for everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794376)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: curious violent area

PWNAGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794470)





Date: October 19th, 2006 6:39 AM
Author: vigorous ruddy gas station pervert

Why weren't you able to transition from BigLaw to IBanking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816358)





Date: October 15th, 2006 11:58 PM
Author: Odious doobsian halford

only if they suck. my neighbor went in as an md.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6795581)





Date: October 19th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: charismatic jap mexican

The keywords in this sentence being "Mayber Brown".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816566)





Date: October 13th, 2006 2:22 PM
Author: Self-centered Becky Property

my entry level ibanking friends dont have boxsters in the city :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6781918)





Date: October 13th, 2006 3:03 PM
Author: Pearl Cracking Boiling Water Keepsake Machete

makes me so glad i don't live in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782227)





Date: October 13th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Copper Philosopher-king

I am an analyst at a BB ibank and I can comfortably say that anyone at work who would act like this dbag would be inecssantly ridiculed and ostracized.

Also, a few things:

1. the girls he was with were not that attractive

2. His daddy bought him that car

3. Owning a really expensive car and living in NYC is one of the dumbest things in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782287)





Date: October 13th, 2006 4:20 PM
Author: territorial boyish deer antler chapel

yeah some chinawoman and some slut that wears skimpy clothes. didnt impress me either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782727)





Date: October 13th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Irate Ocher Mother

Hot girls, hot guys, money, clubs, bottles, porsches, kill self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782316)





Date: October 13th, 2006 4:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cyan Newt

this website is fucking pathetic, its taking forever to load this video



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782685)





Date: October 13th, 2006 4:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cyan Newt

boring. these guys are dweebs. and the girls (the 2 that i saw) are only average looking; the white chick is pale and has the body of a 12 year old. in summary, the pleasures that these fags indulge in on the one or two nights they have off are not worth the suffering and humiliation they have to put up with during most days at work.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6782748)





Date: October 14th, 2006 1:39 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse azn

agreed 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6787092)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: peach electric haunted graveyard associate

The teens and twenties west of 9th should be burned and the earth salted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6783011)





Date: October 14th, 2006 1:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired vermilion crackhouse

Credited!

Exception: The Half-King Pub and Chelsea Barbers (both at 23d and 10th), the rest can go to hell...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6787055)





Date: October 14th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse azn

Just watched a video, what a fucking tool, a Boxster?!?! jesus christ, and any club that will let a tool like that must suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6787087)





Date: October 14th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Lascivious slap-happy stag film

This is awesome. Fag bankers in the city wearing guido shirts and drinking faggy cocktails with 2 struggling models. These guys are the real deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6787114)





Date: October 15th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: curious violent area

"Pretencious!!!

Posted by dumdittydum on 08/22/2006

Wow! Talk about rude and making people feel bad. What are the rules here to getting in. The first time I went I got in, the second time I couldnt. Well as far as looks and style..that night had I on manoloblahniks, seven jeans, and a prada top. So I had the clothes now what? My status..if they wouldve asked me I wouldve told them. I cant walk around with a sign saying who I am. Am I supposed to be Angelina Jolie? Then would I get in!! Well theres only one of her. And frankly there are way more non-actors/models/singers etc in this world, so this club needs to stop trying to cater to just celebs and prestigious people. Because when I was there that one time there was no celeb in sight..and of course models who say they are models( the kind you've never seen anywhere). What I want to know is Why does this club turn away people who want to spend money . Even if they want to be selective why not just give out memberships to people they want to come so others wont have to feel less of themselves when trying to come here. "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792616)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:13 PM
Author: frozen glittery faggotry market

"Well as far as looks and style..that night had I on manoloblahniks, seven jeans, and a prada top."

That's a lot of pants!!! LOL

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794370)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: Primrose well-lubricated wrinkle

wow. this is great. Clubs like that literally cater only to douchebags like this guy, who get off on being around other douchebags and drinking obscenely expensive drinks, and be able to brag about their "$200 cocktail" to their friends at work on Monday morning. I have hung out with guys like this before, who love to brag about buying several bottles of whatever while in the VIP area of some douchey club, and how they dropped $1000 each. Almost without exception they were major douches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792690)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:24 PM
Author: filthy yapping elastic band

i'll give him a $200 cocktail: http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=11873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792741)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Primrose well-lubricated wrinkle

given your moniker, and the hidden meaning in your post, sadly I must refuse to click on that link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792746)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: filthy yapping elastic band

haha. not what you think. i'm actually not a homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792755)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:46 PM
Author: avocado stage

I'm surprised aznazn didn't notice the WGWAG!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792873)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: Primrose well-lubricated wrinkle

yeah, that guy is technically asian, like indian or paki, or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792882)





Date: October 15th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: avocado stage

Ah, you also missed the part where his oriental friend was hitting on the white chic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792888)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Big Pale Nowag

are you the penn state hispanic chica?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792949)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Talking Regret

I know how much he makes, and it's not enough to spend $200/drink regularly or to buy a decent porsche for cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792986)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: curious violent area

how much does he make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792990)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Coiffed school

Less than a first year associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6792996)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Talking Regret

depends on the year. if he's a 3rd year, he could be making similar money to a 1st year associate, if he's topping out his bonus range.

He also works about 50% more than a biglaw attorney, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793019)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: curious violent area

And he also didn't SPEND 3 YEARS AT LAW SCHOOL

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793140)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Becky Property

so what he makes ~100k in nyc while working 80+ hours? pretty sweet. not enough for the porsche. ibanking superstars make bank, but chances are in a couple years he'll just be applying to ls or bschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793171)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:40 PM
Author: curious violent area

most likely bschool unless he's bottom of his analyst class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793179)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:47 PM
Author: Coral excitant hell tank

I doubt B-schools are going to care where he stands in his analyst class, since analyst bullshit isn't really "business" and isn't even real investment banking.

Besides, every investment banker claims to have been in the top bonus pool anyway. Why wouldn't anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793210)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: curious violent area

"since analyst bullshit isn't really "business" and isn't even real investment banking."

O RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793215)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: Coral excitant hell tank

Shining other peoples' shoes and getting them Starbucks does NOT require an MBA. I'm pretty confident in this assertion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793228)





Date: October 19th, 2006 6:41 AM
Author: vigorous ruddy gas station pervert

What do analysts do if their job isn't really banking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816359)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry

he's not a fucking 3rd year, he's 23 years old. shut the fuck up, you know nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794585)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:00 PM
Author: Snowy Alcoholic Temple

that drink was on the owner. but i'm guessing that this guy is older than you guys think. and makes more money than you think. also, maybe his parents are rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793600)





Date: October 19th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: charismatic jap mexican

haven't we established that a boxster is not a decent porsche?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816569)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:43 PM
Author: aromatic juggernaut volcanic crater

Dude, you said this place would get crazy. What's up? When are things going to get crazy?

Oh, we should have been here last week? It was really crazy here last week? That's cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793191)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: curious violent area

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793201)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Self-centered Becky Property

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793203)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Silver Masturbator

"crazy" meaning half-priced drinks??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793221)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: supple jewess national

This makes up for your fantasy football advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793264)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: fishy dashing cuckold

Where is this quote from, brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793306)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: aromatic juggernaut volcanic crater

its a bandanarama original

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793309)





Date: October 16th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Irate Ocher Mother

Awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6795622)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: floppy mad cow disease

people like this make me sick....

i bet he has no retirement fund or any equity built up. hell he probably has tons of credit card debt. what a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793216)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: Mint orchestra pit

Holy shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793227)





Date: October 15th, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: Self-centered Becky Property

wild crazy partying! 2 girls and drinks! woohoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793255)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: Arousing skinny woman

how much coke did they have to buy to convince those 2 third tier 'models' to chill with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793268)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:06 PM
Author: Silver Masturbator

I'll bet this dood can't even dance. He just stands around and chills with the "hotties." Wild man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793296)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:09 PM
Author: fishy dashing cuckold

I like how his "partying" consists of standing in the same corner for hours on end, WATCHING (not dancing with) slightly above average girls. Is he clubbing in someone's treehouse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793316)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Azure bbw

it's about to get wild, man, you just wait. it's gonna get crazy in a little bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793319)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: fishy dashing cuckold

"Give it a few hours."

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793321)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: Silver Masturbator

yeah, half-priced drinks in an hour!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793323)





Date: October 16th, 2006 12:00 AM
Author: Vivacious corner

it's just getting started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6795588)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: fishy dashing cuckold

I was wondering what the real deal looked like. I have seen the light.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793354)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood friendly grandma half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793402)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:26 PM
Author: fishy dashing cuckold

It really scares me that douches this massive exist. And are actually "successful."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793412)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Coral excitant hell tank

New York is full of investment banking analysts who burned out and ended up at construction companies.

IB analysts make a lot of money, but they're like lower-tier professional athletes in that their earnings are quite meager once you consider that (1) they are being paid for the risk of (in this case, psychological) injury, and (2) they will be unemployable, at their current level, in the future. Also, their hours suck. I wouldn't call this character successful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793445)





Date: October 16th, 2006 12:03 AM
Author: Odious doobsian halford

what do you mean by part 2?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6795627)





Date: October 15th, 2006 6:56 PM
Author: Unhinged Blue Point

Models and Bottles, brah!!!

I bet he cums in like 5 seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793574)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:32 PM
Author: swollen cruise ship

You think his balls are actually significant enough to create cum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793822)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:02 PM
Author: Fighting metal spot son of senegal

Why are the people here still bitter about failing calculus?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793607)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry

are you serious? the kid is a douche. he talks about "ballin" and "the real deal." and he wears guido outfits. nobody here is jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794565)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse azn

dood, I'd be embaressed to be seen in a club that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794592)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Ruby national security agency

his outfit is pretty nice actually, wtf would you wear to a nightclub?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794595)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry

only you would say that, Aleksey. but if you want a serious answer, i would start with not waering a black undershirt beneath my guido dress shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794653)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: avocado stage

Especially not a black crew-neck shirt. V-neck is the only way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794671)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Ruby national security agency

so what the fuck would you wear, a popped collar pink polo under a blazer, you fucking faggot cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794676)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry

of course not. there are many other ways to dress out there, youngblood. have you ever heard of understatement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794691)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Ruby national security agency

thats why i liked his style, it was understated, not some shiny gigolo shirt that alot of loser dipshits love to wear. how much more understated could you get before you start looking like some homeless bum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794711)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry

guido/club style = gay. never wear black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794797)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:02 PM
Author: Coiffed school

This actually looks like a reasonable amount of fun. If he were just a little less of a douche I bet he could fuck one of those girls, and neither of them are hideous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793608)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Fighting metal spot son of senegal

The azn girl is hideous, and the white girl is obviously a heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793616)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Silver Masturbator

why stick up for this douche?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793617)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Coiffed school

Eh, after a long night of booze and coke any hetero guy would fuck either of them. (Edit: this is meant for the poster above)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793628)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: Silver Masturbator

I don't know anything about NYC clubs. Is Cain really the "most decadent" club in town? Looks rather tame in the video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793663)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:13 PM
Author: Coiffed school

Of course not. The clubs that cater to i-banker douches are just a step or two up from the clubs that cater to lawyer douches. NYC is filled with celebrities and professional partiers who spend full time networking their way into the hottest clubs. No i-banking analyst has the time or money to compete with that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793673)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:16 PM
Author: Silver Masturbator

which club is the most sought-after in NYC? The Studio 54 of the 2000s, so to speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793700)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:19 PM
Author: Coiffed school

I have no idea. It's constantly changing. Studio 54 was around forever and not necessarily low profile... I don't think anything like that really happens anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793731)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:33 PM
Author: swollen cruise ship

Studio 60, obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793833)





Date: October 15th, 2006 8:16 PM
Author: Coral excitant hell tank
Subject: "professional partiers"

What kind of a loser degenerate lifestyle is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794032)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry

hahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794628)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:20 PM
Author: slippery party of the first part

what kind of minority is this kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793738)





Date: October 15th, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: Fighting metal spot son of senegal

I am guessing Southeast Asian/Pacific Islander.

His hair doesn't look Paki/Indian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6793835)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:08 PM
Author: curious violent area

Nor does his nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794340)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:31 PM
Author: concupiscible den dog poop

Has it gotten wild yet?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794475)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:32 PM
Author: curious violent area

just give it a few more hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794481)





Date: October 15th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Mint orchestra pit

It's gonna get crazy, LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794616)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Disgusting chestnut gunner

that guy looks hella cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794693)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Nudist motley tanning salon dingle berry

you went to cornell, right? it kind of sucks that guys like this are the ones who get laid at cornell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794702)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Disgusting chestnut gunner

not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794719)





Date: October 16th, 2006 12:00 AM
Author: Silver Masturbator

you're not serious, are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6795591)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Disgusting chestnut gunner

but seriously the guy is a 4 on the kinsey scale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794703)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Disgusting chestnut gunner

i got this ad

http://imagesocket.com/view/aaaa5ac.GIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794731)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: laughsome selfie

i "partied" last night with my GF and some friends with some bottles of beer on the banks of a river. we drank and looked in the water for crawdads to boil in our pot. then we boiled a big pot of crawdads and ate them.

i would rather do that than hire a bunch of skanked-out chicks to stand next to me at an overpriced club in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794735)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Disgusting chestnut gunner

i imagine most people would. that sounds like fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794776)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: laughsome selfie

it was insanely fun. the back-forth banter as we scrounged the river with flashlights for crawdads was great. it's nice to breathe the cool, fresh air, and sit down with a powerful beer-n-pot-buzz underneath the open stars.

eatin' crawdads with my GF sitting next to me, and my friends passing around the bong... it was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794791)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Wine bateful circlehead useless brakes

i agree that it sounds more fun than hanging out in overpriced clubs with pretentious douche guys and vapid gold digger girls.

i disagree with crawdads though - those things are like water cockroaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794826)





Date: October 15th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: laughsome selfie

the ones around here are plump and fresh-tasting. this is oregon, not louisiana. they live in the rocks of the mountain streams, not the mud of a bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6794848)





Date: October 15th, 2006 11:42 PM
Author: curious violent area

Agreed: crawdads = water cockroaches

You have to put a shitload of spice into those fuckers for them to taste half-decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6795423)





Date: October 19th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: Mustard hairraiser dragon

I actually made it through the loading screen.....I now feel infinitely better about myself and my life.

WHAT A FUCKING DORK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816600)





Date: October 19th, 2006 10:19 AM
Author: Sienna voyeur

here's a link to a page that makes viewing the video a bit easier

http://www.dealbreaker.com/2006/10/thursday_night_is_the_night_we_1.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816614)





Date: October 19th, 2006 10:31 AM
Author: shimmering diverse school cafeteria

Thank you so much for posting this link. I was still waiting for the video to load on the other site. You changed my life. It's like a douchebag orientation video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816639)





Date: October 19th, 2006 10:22 AM
Author: Vibrant sable meetinghouse trump supporter

Just to settle the confusion, he is Filipino, right down to the Catholicism (influence of Spanish colonization).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2#6816618)