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Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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territorial tank address
  12/30/24
"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. &q...
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  03/15/22
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Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/15/22
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. http://...
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Chrome idiot
  03/15/22
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Black Hissy Fit
  01/11/23
my dad was such a badass solider when military needed him th...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
This one gets me every time
Peach generalized bond
  03/15/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Entire insult train leading up to it is fucking hilarious to...
odious circlehead ceo
  03/17/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545583&mc=3...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
I have no doubt one of mine won’t make it but I enjoy ...
Domesticated spectacular parlour newt
  03/15/22
Ty brother
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Well, looks like Benzo hung a shingle. http://www.xoxohth.c...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Faces Hillary makes while UNLEASHING into her RANCID DIAPER ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
LOL. Seattle's 2012 draft will be HISTORICALLY WORST BUST EV...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Russell Wilson couldn't hack it in Seattle. Bobby Wagner too...
Galvanic ratface
  03/16/22
180 scholarship ty!!
beady-eyed orchestra pit feces
  03/15/22
Going to ask paralegal mohammad to join me and wife for mmf ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
lib friend put "It's An Abortion!" sign out in fro...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Lib friend started shrieking like colobus monkey when I orde...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Evan the musical https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_...
Chrome idiot
  03/15/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your w...
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  03/15/22
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mind-boggling azure church
  03/15/22
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Racy bull headed bawdyhouse
  03/15/22
Rachel Jeantel memoir https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?th...
Chrome idiot
  03/15/22
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Hyperactive stead
  03/15/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Weirdest shit happened at my law school orientation http:...
Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/15/22
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Chrome idiot
  03/15/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Brunch started dancing https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
Chrome idiot
  03/15/22
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Comical khaki property turdskin
  10/27/22
bookmarking
Salmon high-end menage
  03/15/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049536&mc=22...
Chrome idiot
  03/15/22
The Official IFNB Songbook http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?...
Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/15/22
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Chrome idiot
  03/15/22
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Flatulent Blue Heaven Community Account
  03/15/22
Thoughts on “INTERESTS” sections on RESUMES? ht...
Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/15/22
Think about this one often.
Chrome idiot
  03/15/22
the "...oh." follow up is really underrated.
Salmon high-end menage
  03/15/22
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Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/15/22
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Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/17/22
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odious circlehead ceo
  03/17/22
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odious circlehead ceo
  03/17/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
TMF & MND hosting weekly salon of intellectuals & ar...
Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/15/22
An absolute classic
Bateful Messiness Filthpig
  03/16/22
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Abusive ruddy space
  10/18/24
a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at brea...
Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/15/22
Hiring Partner: "One last question. Tell me about autoa...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Shitlaw boss used word "nutted" in his opening arg...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
shitlaw boss held up giant mirror right as judge read senten...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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Cerise hairraiser crackhouse
  03/15/22
this one reminds me of norm
Cowardly dun nibblets milk
  03/15/22
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maroon federal stain
  12/22/23
Halford resting his flacid cock on doobs's snout for discipl...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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Translucent corn cake church building
  03/19/22
oh u enjoy fingering my asshole? fucking faggot please conti...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Benzo's loose fuckhole backfiring like a Harley with straigh...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
maine stream media http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?th...
Big-titted Henna Hominid Public Bath
  03/15/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Blown out puss, wide open lips, permanently exposed hole ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
*grabs mic at earl's hs reunion* "earl you faggot lol!&...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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razzle-dazzle ruby theater toaster
  03/15/22
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Aquamarine Home
  03/15/22
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Black Hissy Fit
  03/17/22
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gaped spot
  06/23/22
"This is my penis," said Doobs, finally breaking t...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
What's Doobs' favorite beer? http://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
"Heh fuck a baby into me" doobs said with no infle...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
"Halford needed 6 orgasms a day," doobs told stunn...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Doobs calling his asshole a "shitoris" http://www...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Bbooom ejaculating with arms at side and blank expression ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
"We're here kids!" *Halford parks schoolbus outs...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
*cop shines flashlight on your cum-covered face* "you d...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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saffron aromatic indian lodge depressive
  03/16/22
I'll escape once Stitches has to take time to reload (Rudolp...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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Black Hissy Fit
  01/11/23
A Selected History of the Family Rudolph http://www.xoxohth...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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razzle-dazzle ruby theater toaster
  03/15/22
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Galvanic ratface
  03/16/22
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Abusive ruddy space
  11/16/24
"Don't worry. They're just dropping leaflets." (Na...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
A free train ride?! Don't have to ask me twice (1942 Jew Rud...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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Galvanic ratface
  03/16/22
I just stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my ...
turquoise ungodly abode
  03/15/22
the gorgon was 180. wonder if he still poasts
electric hateful pit
  03/16/22
He sticks to the fulano/SCP/boiroast account now
Aphrodisiac prole
  01/08/23
Add ", faggot" to end of awkward Romney lines, he ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Romney Jesus: "Fucked are the hungry." http://w...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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Black Hissy Fit
  03/22/22
one Moroni angel leg can feed family of 5 at Red Kolobster ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Pet dog died today had him cremated http://www.xoxohth.com...
turquoise ungodly abode
  03/15/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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Snowy sweet tailpipe ape
  03/16/22
Doobs on toys r us PA screeching PAPAA as Halford sprints ar...
free-loading supple ticket booth regret
  03/15/22
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Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/15/22
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turquoise ungodly abode
  03/15/22
*askav's mom vacantly staring out the window for 40 mins aft...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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180 Casino Half-breed
  09/08/22
Auschwitz had a swimming pool, bakery, post office. Hey coul...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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mind-boggling azure church
  03/16/22
"Use the pipe, Mario" - Obi Wan Marathi http://...
Exhilarant field background story
  03/15/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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Hideous Onyx Principal's Office Crotch
  03/16/22
Thank you for this thread.
Aquamarine Home
  03/15/22
Chung's trip to Chipotle http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
turquoise ungodly abode
  03/15/22
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free-loading supple ticket booth regret
  03/15/22
Holy shit. How'd I miss this one?
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
"This is what democracy looks like!" shrieked the ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Hello, who just joined? (Ayman al Zawahiri) http://www.au...
Exhilarant field background story
  03/15/22
RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgera...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
candidate for GOATUS POASTUS
Salmon high-end menage
  03/16/22
No hate to RSF but I always loved this one
Duck-like pearl trust fund
  03/16/22
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spruce native
  12/30/24
There's not enough cum. (bloodacre in a jacuzzi bath with AL...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
"He ate cum. He was a cum eater." (bloodacre's dad...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
No Chingchongs reading charts? No TSINAH threads?
deep macaca
  03/15/22
*nyuug vomits a little bulgogi onto the bed as Darnell pushe...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
You're doing the lords work ITT
Exhilarant field background story
  03/15/22
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turquoise ungodly abode
  03/15/22
"Put some more jus on there" Askav lisped to the w...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
"my back" luis lisped as I used cripple dipper to ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
XO has finally FUCKED MY ASS irl with an accidental email FU...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
ITT: The beaver is the lawyer. The otter is MBA dude. h...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Bob Dell charging up North Tower stairwell to conduct layoff...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
The Harmon Killebrew thread http://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Beta stage
  03/15/22
180
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
xo Bernie Sanders: "It translates to 'My Struggle.'&quo...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Fuck it, just put "penussy" in white font at botto...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Pope Francis repeatedly using air quotes during Nicene Cre...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Buddy of mine wears two pairs of Allen Edmonds at one time ...
turquoise ungodly abode
  03/15/22
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Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/15/22
CHUNG: "Pwepaer yousef for ftree inches hhhaaaad chinac...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Disgusting middle aged shrew at Starbucks: "OO the foam...
turquoise ungodly abode
  03/15/22
*doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer* ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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turquoise ungodly abode
  03/15/22
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beady-eyed orchestra pit feces
  03/15/22
gotus
Emerald voyeur reading party
  03/16/22
99 year old jellyfish found living in NYC fire hydrant ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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Fighting meetinghouse
  03/16/22
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olive provocative den
  04/10/22
Elite Manhattan abortion clinic has 2-year waiting list (NY ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Black student changes name to "Nigga", gets white ...
turquoise ungodly abode
  03/15/22
Farting so loud Chris Christie says "there it is" ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
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mind-boggling azure church
  03/16/22
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Hyperactive stead
  07/17/22
Farting so loud your grandma asks "Was you was raised b...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Assfaggot rips prayer beads from Megachurch Girl's ass like ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
hey, this one's mine!
Salmon high-end menage
  03/16/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever h...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
FUCK, just killed 2 grey aliens in my condo (Johnsmeyer) ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
John Rocker hammered at an Applebee's yelling abt deer train...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
newest way gays pervert sex: SMOTHERBOX http://www.xoxoht...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/15/22
This is your Captain, Trayvon Martin speaking http://www....
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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mind-boggling azure church
  03/16/22
"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM bl...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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Snowy sweet tailpipe ape
  03/16/22
Any good vids of shitlibs getting knocked clean the fuck out...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
This scene from Inception still blows my mind http://www....
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
leiter stuns u chicago field house gym with 195kg hang clean...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
BRIAN LEITER WAS A BULLFROG http://www.xoxohth.com/thread...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
matthew mcconaughey: "I was full-on gay for about two y...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
The First Time I Ever Saw Randy Johnson Pitch http://www....
Black Hissy Fit
  03/16/22
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mind-boggling azure church
  03/16/22
“My Daddy has two pussies,” doobs blurted out du...
Black Hissy Fit
  03/16/22
tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit ht...
Trip Plaza Goyim
  03/16/22
...
olive provocative den
  04/10/22
TSINAH's passenger side airbag light turning on when he sets...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
"And now he's sucking dick in jail," said tsinah t...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
"Don't wash your dick," RSF said as I set down my ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
Russian Navy off Fla., Russia invading Kiev, Obama lisping &...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
Whoa, hold on. You some kinda fag?" *Crashes lunar land...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
"I'll just eat my way out of this!" (TNSJTP in a p...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
Pallbearer Shaq at Kobe's funeral sheds tear and whispers &q...
transparent university juggernaut
  03/16/22
For sale: glass ceiling, never shattered http://www.autoa...
transparent university juggernaut
  03/16/22
Pretty good taste
Mahogany Curious Main People
  03/16/22
My grandma died and admitted she fucked Harmon Killebrew is ...
fantasy-prone hall kitty cat
  03/16/22
that talcum powder ad or whatever was the most hilarious thi...
Emerald voyeur reading party
  03/16/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&mc=1...
Beta stage
  03/16/22
great thread, thank you for your service
Mustard Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting
  03/16/22
Ty
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
the family has asked i read a 2016 post from AssFaggot"...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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Rambunctious glassy sanctuary
  03/16/22
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chestnut psychic
  04/01/22
these are great. I've needed to put together a list of class...
cerebral affirmative action tattoo
  03/16/22
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Black Hissy Fit
  03/17/22
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Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3522921&mc=12...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
...
Trip Plaza Goyim
  03/16/22
Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand? ...
Trip Plaza Goyim
  03/16/22
force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy http:...
Fighting meetinghouse
  03/16/22
...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/20/22
Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand? ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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Black Hissy Fit
  05/27/25
Anyone got a link for the thread about Chinese generals shit...
learning disabled buck-toothed lodge
  03/16/22
Chinese HQ in WW3: "Bad news...America's most diverse u...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
Thank you
learning disabled buck-toothed lodge
  03/16/22
...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen h...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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Flatulent Blue Heaven Community Account
  03/16/22
Hawking's computer awakens, describes terrifying aterlife, m...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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slippery histrionic roommate
  03/16/22
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180 Casino Half-breed
  09/08/22
that one thread about guy cremating his dog. but makes it al...
Rambunctious glassy sanctuary
  03/16/22
That guy made some solid points.
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
Alpha aspie ada http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
This thread is amazing.
Lemon wonderful dog poop lay
  03/16/22
"i work hard. put dorito on table. and what he do? he h...
Lemon wonderful dog poop lay
  03/16/22
...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/20/23
Aussie TEEN forced to wear colostomy bag after ROUGH ANAL SE...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
*tsinah throwing his toupee at jason mraz like they're panti...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
DIKES get WRONG CUM at CUMBANK
Pale bat-shit-crazy forum
  03/16/22
...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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Cerise hairraiser crackhouse
  03/16/22
did your dad ever talk to you about sex and fucking, etc? ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
The one about most of Pepito's posts being the same stuff th...
Red vivacious queen of the night toilet seat
  03/16/22
*6th https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3607836...
clear wrinkle locale
  05/27/25
*Truckers lined up to try "the 'feller with the red pis...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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Pale bat-shit-crazy forum
  03/16/22
Museum of American Indian (downtown NYC) just emailed me re:...
learning disabled buck-toothed lodge
  03/16/22
"I'm not a quitter," sobbed watchmen after 2hrs of...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
Watchmen scratching "Gucci" onto a Truvada pill wi...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
Watchmen grinning up at you, his buckteeth poking out "...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
your childhood dog mouthing "lmao" as the vet slam...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
Assfaggot take on me https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
I love cum and cocks, brother (CSLG) http://www.xoxohth.c...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5047707&mc=1...
fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter
  03/16/22
Force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy https...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
we get it, you like right wing humor
pontificating boistinker windowlicker
  03/16/22
Ok.
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
*cum squirts on Twist's face* *Seinfeld slap-bass riff pla...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
Craigslist: SIDSpig
Pale bat-shit-crazy forum
  03/16/22
Halford was a genius http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
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Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
GOAT poaster ever IMHO. Also inspired some of jshad&rsquo...
Pale bat-shit-crazy forum
  03/16/22
...
Black Hissy Fit
  03/16/22
"put SantaPig in the subject line so I know you're not ...
Emerald voyeur reading party
  03/18/22
One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with http://www....
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
Workin With Pa: A POUCH TALE
Pale bat-shit-crazy forum
  03/16/22
Got a little “rapey” with a diminutive Asian guy...
Pale bat-shit-crazy forum
  03/16/22
All timer.
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
Whokebe having his first ever anal orgasm as jinx rails him
Pale bat-shit-crazy forum
  03/16/22
Forgot about doobs https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?threa...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
Staten Island brunch https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
Original "crab forward" thread was amazing.
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
lawyers at pizza hut
Adulterous vibrant mediation
  03/16/22
nigger.exe has stopped working https://autoadmit.com/thre...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
also jew.exe is consuming more system resources than require...
Emerald voyeur reading party
  03/17/22
...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
OP made most of the stupid threads he's praising right?
fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter
  03/16/22
No.
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
so yes
fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter
  03/17/22
no
turquoise ungodly abode
  03/16/22
He wishes.
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
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Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
Treaty of Breezewood https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
Totally missed this gem. Ty
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
author of at least 3 threads above here; op's praise is one ...
Cracking dark deer antler gunner
  03/16/22
180 threads man
Black Hissy Fit
  03/16/22
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Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
...
Salmon high-end menage
  03/17/22
sure you are faggot
appetizing electric furnace legal warrant
  03/17/22
...
Bisexual orange business firm
  04/21/22
...
Costumed site
  05/27/22
...
pink soul-stirring step-uncle's house
  10/18/24
*partner kicks u* *ur billables fly out like Sonic's rings* ...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
...
Cheese-eating set gay wizard
  03/17/22
"Let's hit the slopes," said the ski instructor so...
Chrome idiot
  03/16/22
"He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you re...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/16/22
"Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?&...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/17/22
Hard to laugh at this one since I saw it IRL :/
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
Me too. But I still laugh.
Startling crawly garrison
  03/17/22
woman: "i did something horrible and now i feel terribl...
Emerald voyeur reading party
  03/17/22
...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
can someone plz poast the classic thread where evan39 does a...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
the one describing the tranny waving her penis is better
fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter
  03/17/22
...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
that’s a great one. don’t know how to find it bu...
Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/17/22
...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=180&a...
Blathering nursing home
  05/27/22
My man.
Chrome idiot
  05/27/22
...
Chrome idiot
  05/27/22
FBI agent, face shadowed, "Nobody could imagine this pr...
Black Hissy Fit
  03/17/22
...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
...
Abusive ruddy space
  11/16/24
*johnsmeyer on stilts approaching roller coaster yard stick ...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
...
Black Hissy Fit
  03/17/22
TONS of biglaw burnouts end up lost in kickboxing underworld...
adventurous splenetic national pocket flask
  03/17/22
...
Chrome idiot
  03/19/22
...
Cerise hairraiser crackhouse
  03/20/22
...
Startling crawly garrison
  09/08/22
big rigs honking from the parking lot when Doobs' name calle...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
...
Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/17/22
what the fuck? biden's "speech" today was pre-reco...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
"Exactly - it's imposter syndrome!" exclaimed the ...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
...
Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/17/22
evan39 singing the little mermaid song...?
fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter
  03/17/22
xvideos.com banner flash ad: WANNA FUCK SHARKLASERS? http...
Chrome idiot
  03/17/22
Boss smelled the cucumbers. I'm getting fired (evan39) ...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/17/22
"Ew, don't flick his pissclit Erica, it'll probably mak...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/17/22
...
learning disabled buck-toothed lodge
  03/09/25
"He's gaslighting me," she said as she took her se...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/17/22
...
odious circlehead ceo
  03/20/22
What if you straight up saw a dude get crushed by a pumpkin?...
Chrome idiot
  03/18/22
Hey, how come none of my threads are in here?
mind-boggling azure church
  03/18/22
"Hi, who just joined?" "It'ssss meee, the vir...
Chrome idiot
  03/18/22
lmfao
Trip Plaza Goyim
  03/19/22
...
Boyish Garnet Ladyboy Gas Station
  03/19/22
...
Chrome idiot
  03/20/22
Did anyone post the historical survey of the family Rudolph ...
Hairless Opaque Partner
  03/19/22
...
odious circlehead ceo
  03/19/22
rudolph's is up top http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Salmon high-end menage
  03/19/22
...
Chrome idiot
  03/19/22
TY, but it's hard to take credit when Rudolph makes it so te...
Titillating cruise ship
  08/17/22
amazing thread in its own right
odious circlehead ceo
  03/19/22
cr. TYFYS, 6000 ants dressed like rice.
Chrome idiot
  03/19/22
obeezy getting assraped in prison shower: "LOL at how e...
Chrome idiot
  03/19/22
...
odious circlehead ceo
  03/19/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004225&mc=13...
Chrome idiot
  03/19/22
*peterman seizing on truck stop shower floor after getting d...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/19/22
(oops, already above.)
Chrome idiot
  03/20/22
"I still unload." --A nullo interviewed by gawker....
Startling crawly garrison
  03/20/22
"Trust me, just let me fart into the bag" Peterman...
slippery histrionic roommate
  03/20/22
...
Chrome idiot
  03/20/22
lol jfc
Excitant submissive potus
  11/21/24
Old lady donates body to science, gets used for military bla...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/20/22
Hodor/WLMAS http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Beta stage
  03/20/22
...
Startling crawly garrison
  03/20/22
If the Name's Farooq, The Libs Will Puke https://autoadmi...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
Told secretary "your ass looks amazing in those pants&q...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
"This is Rachel, our HR ninja" *bloated shrew make...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
Ty forgot this gem
Startling crawly garrison
  03/22/22
yw. ty for making this thread. it is our Noah's Ark, & I...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO SIP STRAIGHT FROM THE KEURIG M...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
GOAT Thanksgiving thread: Doobs at Thanksgiving table: &q...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
partnership vote tomorrow morning http://www.xoxohth.com/...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
...
free-loading supple ticket booth regret
  03/22/22
Aerosmith- Dude Looks Like Elena.mp3 (RSF remix) https://...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING https://autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
Ex gf was shameless about her "stinky feet" http:...
awkward fear-inspiring masturbator
  03/22/22
The comment in this thread: NOT FLAME: MJ's song "The...
ivory cuckold stag film
  03/22/22
...
Fighting meetinghouse
  08/17/22
THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU https://autoadmit.com...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
...
Black Hissy Fit
  03/22/22
Hit old gypsy lady with my car. She brushed my cheek and sai...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
He's a biller queeeEEEN / a Goldman, a Silverstein / Finaste...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
Craigslist: JENKEM PiG https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
"And now, pouchGouT has the weather. PouchGouT, how's t...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
*WWE announcer voice* "And Halford just threw DOOBS in ...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not fla...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
Blackbat sitting on a bed of rice. Taste these roasted wings...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
And the bat's in the ladle and we're not immune, president H...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
...
Black Hissy Fit
  03/22/22
middle aged law shrew sending nudes
fantasy-prone hall kitty cat
  03/22/22
Your 8 y/o screaming at teacher that Shel Silverstein is &qu...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
...
erotic selfie institution
  03/22/22
Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? https:/...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
Your future wife, crab walking nude down fraternity row, cro...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
Grubhub ad with fat CGI minorities dancing is a bit on the n...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
I want to be beaten to death by a baseball bat on live TV ...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
honiara pwning judge by replying "yep, i sentence you...
Chrome idiot
  03/22/22
...
Flatulent Blue Heaven Community Account
  03/22/22
...
Aquamarine Home
  04/01/22
QB Jimmy Clausen "likely has joined ISIS" says fam...
slippery histrionic roommate
  03/22/22
...
Flatulent Blue Heaven Community Account
  03/22/22
...
Aquamarine Home
  04/01/22
“ Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* &...
lascivious purple school
  03/23/22
That last one is amazing
Aquamarine Home
  04/01/22
...
maroon federal stain
  12/28/23
Prince Ali scene but it's Krampus rolling through Agrabah in...
Irradiated Legend Brunch
  03/28/22
Told woman at McDonald's today to stop talking shit about Mc...
Emerald voyeur reading party
  04/01/22
evan39 appreciation thread: https://autoadmit.com/thread....
Chrome idiot
  04/21/22
Fuck MY LIFE- I fucked this PIG and now she is pregnant. Tat...
Startling crawly garrison
  04/23/22
...
Boyish Garnet Ladyboy Gas Station
  04/23/22
...
Boyish Garnet Ladyboy Gas Station
  05/27/22
...
Chrome idiot
  05/27/22
follow up thread https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_...
arousing point really tough guy
  01/11/23
Bill Clinton kinda comes across as a dick in all the Hillary...
Chrome idiot
  05/25/22
Glory boys vs. ham-and-eggers dichotomy introduced: https...
Chrome idiot
  05/27/22
Turn famous book titles shitlib. http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Startling crawly garrison
  06/23/22
...
Massive unhinged box office
  06/26/22
"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM bl...
Talented Mood
  06/26/22
New TEEN CRAZE: Chobani Daddy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread...
Startling crawly garrison
  07/17/22
I've been reading the twitter of a chivago gang member with ...
Chrome idiot
  07/28/22
...
Lemon wonderful dog poop lay
  07/28/22
"I'm a serious predator", cat says to self shortly...
Chrome idiot
  07/28/22
Secrets of How I Tripled MY Hitting Speed in Just One Evenin...
Chrome idiot
  08/17/22
...
Chrome idiot
  08/28/22
...
free-loading supple ticket booth regret
  09/08/22
...
Black Hissy Fit
  11/23/22
is it just me or did John Lennon have an abnormally long ass...
Chrome idiot
  08/17/22
ppl who breakfast on hot mashed cereal like horsefaggots ...
Chrome idiot
  08/17/22
Any top WoW guild is run better than any law firm in the wor...
Chrome idiot
  08/28/22
ITT: you give me prompts, questions or ideas and I submit th...
Chrome idiot
  08/28/22
Guess: Boom thread or XXXTENTACION song https://autoadm...
Chrome idiot
  10/06/22
Nutella uses echolocation to identify hidden wine taverns ...
Startling crawly garrison
  10/19/22
MUSK FIRES ENTIRE TWITTER BOARDROOM AFTER TAKING OVER htt...
Startling crawly garrison
  10/27/22
I'm so good at sex that my wife has orgasms just from watchi...
Chrome idiot
  11/07/22
...
Black Hissy Fit
  11/23/22
Happy weekend!
Chrome idiot
  11/19/22
...
Chrome idiot
  11/23/22
Gushers releases new "Asian pussy" flavor http:...
Startling crawly garrison
  12/05/22
...
Chrome idiot
  12/21/22
Anthony Bourdain eating garbage: "Oh yeah, that's amazi...
Startling crawly garrison
  01/08/23
"babe im finally about to cum!" *squirts finasteri...
Startling crawly garrison
  01/08/23
colt firing 2 belt-fed machine guns while I suck his dick to...
Startling crawly garrison
  01/08/23
*Fortunate Son plays* *helicopter appears on horizon, but th...
Black Hissy Fit
  01/08/23
“god” can suck my fucking cock http://www.aut...
Startling crawly garrison
  01/09/23
12yo you, seeing you now & fighting back tears- "...
Black Hissy Fit
  01/11/23
When The Side N*gga Catch Feelings http://www.autoadmit.c...
Black Hissy Fit
  01/11/23
Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashi...
slippery histrionic roommate
  01/12/23
"May I thrust?" "Yes." "May I thrus...
Black Hissy Fit
  02/05/23
"Dis-ah pussy smerr awfur!" gagged DVP before cook...
Black Hissy Fit
  02/05/23
"Prison Rules: Using Homosexual Rape to Dominate in Bus...
Disrespectful Library
  02/05/23
...
Black Hissy Fit
  02/05/23
Zero deaths from Hurricane Katrina http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Disrespectful Library
  02/05/23
THIS IS IS MY BRUNCH SONG / MY BLOWN OUT CUNT SONG ht...
jet self-absorbed jap school cafeteria
  02/09/23
u: trapped in alien cocoon wheezing "killl meee"; ...
Black Hissy Fit
  02/16/23
"I deserve this," u think to yourself as u settle ...
Black Hissy Fit
  02/16/23
Kids hug lawyer dad after he slam dunks kikes online ht...
Lemon wonderful dog poop lay
  02/18/23
Jared Fogle got his ass beat in prison. http://www.autoad...
Aquamarine Home
  03/05/23
"Just taper the sides" (luis after not having the ...
Lemon wonderful dog poop lay
  09/27/23
...
Black Hissy Fit
  09/30/23
...
Chrome idiot
  09/30/23
...
Chrome idiot
  12/22/23
Goddamn this is a treasure trove. Who is OP?
Aquamarine Home
  12/22/23
...
Chrome idiot
  12/22/23
Announcing the xo moral compass (coach mcgirk / soupcan lid ...
Chrome idiot
  12/28/23
if there are going to be attributions i think i deserve one
Salmon high-end menage
  12/28/23
I'm following the thread standard I've followed above of rec...
Chrome idiot
  12/28/23
it was a 3 poast thread heading for obscurity until i made t...
Salmon high-end menage
  12/28/23
This is like Behind the Music.
Chrome idiot
  12/28/23
...
Black Hissy Fit
  10/18/24
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odious circlehead ceo
  11/16/24
Standing in line to see Perrod tonight and there's a light o...
Aquamarine Home
  11/21/24
...
Mustard Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting
  11/21/24
...
slippery histrionic roommate
  12/30/24
Oh gimme the BeefBoy and free my soul... http://www.xoxohth...
Mustard Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting
  11/21/24
...
Aquamarine Home
  06/27/25
This thread is a bort treasure.
Aquamarine Home
  11/21/24
tired of bugs coming to my piss jug http://www.xoxohth....
Lemon wonderful dog poop lay
  12/30/24
Oh yeah, I said life goes on / for an hour after the tuna ov...
Aquamarine Home
  01/03/25
rust cohle spending 10 episodes looking for the guy with h...
Black Hissy Fit
  01/04/25
in real life DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE (video) http://www.xoxo...
Lemon wonderful dog poop lay
  01/04/25
...
Aquamarine Home
  03/09/25
"Gonna need you to inspect this too," said MASE, s...
Aquamarine Home
  01/08/25
180 thread
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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Shit like this is why I could never leave. Sometimes I'll pull one of these up just to have a chuckle on a shitty day. In no particular order. Feel free to contribute. I'll poast more later.

Halford's EBOLAPiG Craigslist ad

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2702047&mc=110&forum_id=2

"I ARPHA NOW?" Watchmen shrieked as I fed a 9th silk shirt to his hungry asshole

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3387016&mc=134&forum_id=2

Nigger cums in happy meal gives two kids HIV

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986662&mc=311&forum_id=2

Just put about 600 pennies in my dog's ass before he noticed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038274&mc=109&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155172)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: territorial tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503438)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. "Especially your monocle."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628250&mc=267&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155195)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155435)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2003745&mc=153&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155205)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155213)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773287)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

my dad was such a badass solider when military needed him they sent a helicopter

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545583&mc=301&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155212)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Peach generalized bond

This one gets me every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155286)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156431)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: odious circlehead ceo

Entire insult train leading up to it is fucking hilarious too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169950)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:33 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545583&mc=301&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036466&mc=108&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155222)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: Domesticated spectacular parlour newt

I have no doubt one of mine won’t make it but I enjoy your poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155229)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155255)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Well, looks like Benzo hung a shingle.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444195&mc=110&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155231)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:36 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Faces Hillary makes while UNLEASHING into her RANCID DIAPER

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3309764&mc=109&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155239)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

LOL. Seattle's 2012 draft will be HISTORICALLY WORST BUST EVAH.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1934833&mc=568&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155253)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: Galvanic ratface

Russell Wilson couldn't hack it in Seattle. Bobby Wagner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156725)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit feces

180 scholarship ty!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155259)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:39 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Going to ask paralegal mohammad to join me and wife for mmf fun (CSLG)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4625795&mc=121&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155270)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

lib friend put "It's An Abortion!" sign out in front yard.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2322092&mc=118&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155281)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Lib friend started shrieking like colobus monkey when I ordered a Negroni

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3385544&mc=43&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155292)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Evan the musical

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&mc=235&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155294)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155298)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3553370&mc=297&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155295)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155348)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Racy bull headed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156390)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Rachel Jeantel memoir

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004225&mc=131&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155306)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: Hyperactive stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155469)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155764)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch

Weirdest shit happened at my law school orientation

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2672450&mc=130&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155332)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155333)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:37 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155671)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Brunch started dancing

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3347595&mc=77&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155347)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Comical khaki property turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45400002)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Salmon high-end menage

bookmarking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155369)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049536&mc=227&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155417)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch

The Official IFNB Songbook

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=429&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155419)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155424)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Flatulent Blue Heaven Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155425)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch

Thoughts on “INTERESTS” sections on RESUMES?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&mc=304&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155460)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Think about this one often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155475)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:36 PM
Author: Salmon high-end menage

the "...oh." follow up is really underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155665)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155721)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:04 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157209)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:35 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165052)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: odious circlehead ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165489)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: odious circlehead ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169919)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155630)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch

TMF & MND hosting weekly salon of intellectuals & artists in their Yonkers home

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&mc=226&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155472)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:13 AM
Author: Bateful Messiness Filthpig

An absolute classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156585)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: Abusive ruddy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48213843)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch

a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at breakfas

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338752&mc=331&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155487)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Hiring Partner: "One last question. Tell me about autoadmit.com"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2211861&mc=116&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155641)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Shitlaw boss used word "nutted" in his opening argument

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521977&mc=194&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155751)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

shitlaw boss held up giant mirror right as judge read sentence

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2479980&mc=128&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155758)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Cerise hairraiser crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155827)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:34 PM
Author: Cowardly dun nibblets milk

this one reminds me of norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156380)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: maroon federal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203799)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Halford resting his flacid cock on doobs's snout for discipline training.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3567412&mc=191&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155769)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Translucent corn cake church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181761)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

oh u enjoy fingering my asshole? fucking faggot please continue

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2438581&mc=149&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155772)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Benzo's loose fuckhole backfiring like a Harley with straight pipes

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2965185&mc=286&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155778)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Big-titted Henna Hominid Public Bath

maine stream media

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715742&mc=116&forum_id=2

flowers for algernon

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3627983&mc=226&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155786)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155813)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Blown out puss, wide open lips, permanently exposed hole

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2858626&mc=217&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155789)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

*grabs mic at earl's hs reunion* "earl you faggot lol!" (doobs)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2961132&mc=203&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155811)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby theater toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155841)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156098)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168839)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44727607)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"This is my penis," said Doobs, finally breaking the silence.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4981956&mc=50&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155820)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

What's Doobs' favorite beer?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3511485&mc=159&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155824)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"Heh fuck a baby into me" doobs said with no inflection to the truck stop john

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3283897&mc=99&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155832)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"Halford needed 6 orgasms a day," doobs told stunned investigators

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4321092&mc=40&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155838)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Doobs calling his asshole a "shitoris"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912412&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155843)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Bbooom ejaculating with arms at side and blank expression

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2584968&mc=109&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155882)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:33 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"We're here kids!" *Halford parks schoolbus outside storage unit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589860&mc=93&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155980)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

*cop shines flashlight on your cum-covered face* "you dick drunk son?"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3517045&mc=175&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155988)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:57 AM
Author: saffron aromatic indian lodge depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157165)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

I'll escape once Stitches has to take time to reload (Rudolph)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2622937&mc=168&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155995)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45776452)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=567&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156002)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby theater toaster

555555555555555

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156004)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:54 AM
Author: Galvanic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156728)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Abusive ruddy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48347191)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"Don't worry. They're just dropping leaflets." (Nagasaki Rudolph

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2140458&mc=73&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156007)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

A free train ride?! Don't have to ask me twice (1942 Jew Rudolph

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378970&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156014)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Galvanic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162883)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode

I just stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156015)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:43 AM
Author: electric hateful pit

the gorgon was 180. wonder if he still poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157241)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole

He sticks to the fulano/SCP/boiroast account now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45761363)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:41 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Add ", faggot" to end of awkward Romney lines, he sounds alpha

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2024703&mc=335&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156034)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Romney Jesus: "Fucked are the hungry."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2056417&mc=133&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156036)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198252)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:43 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

one Moroni angel leg can feed family of 5 at Red Kolobster

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1862617&mc=84&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156038)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode

Pet dog died today had him cremated

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2887259&mc=208&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156066)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157728)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Snowy sweet tailpipe ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44163012)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: free-loading supple ticket booth regret

Doobs on toys r us PA screeching PAPAA as Halford sprints around

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&mc=39&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156068)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156071)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156078)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

*askav's mom vacantly staring out the window for 40 mins after googling 'herm'*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3297951&mc=81&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156069)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:06 AM
Author: 180 Casino Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135717)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Auschwitz had a swimming pool, bakery, post office. Hey could u pass the gravy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3806619&mc=150&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156079)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling azure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156714)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant field background story

"Use the pipe, Mario" - Obi Wan Marathi

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2434849&mc=132&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156087)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156089)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 3:26 AM
Author: Hideous Onyx Principal's Office Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157075)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home

Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156096)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode

Chung's trip to Chipotle

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&mc=69&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156106)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: free-loading supple ticket booth regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156123)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Holy shit. How'd I miss this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156171)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"This is what democracy looks like!" shrieked the purple haired cunt.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3498778&mc=118&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156107)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant field background story

Hello, who just joined? (Ayman al Zawahiri)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802743)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156111)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&mc=319&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156126)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: Salmon high-end menage

candidate for GOATUS POASTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156550)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Duck-like pearl trust fund

No hate to RSF but I always loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161105)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: spruce native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503307)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

There's not enough cum. (bloodacre in a jacuzzi bath with ALL cum, no water)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3282978&mc=140&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156138)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"He ate cum. He was a cum eater." (bloodacre's dad at bloodacre's funeral)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335244&mc=124&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156150)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: deep macaca

No Chingchongs reading charts?

No TSINAH threads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156155)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

*nyuug vomits a little bulgogi onto the bed as Darnell pushes the 9th inch in*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172891&mc=215&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156160)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant field background story

You're doing the lords work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156202)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156205)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"Put some more jus on there" Askav lisped to the waiter.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2355765&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156193)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"my back" luis lisped as I used cripple dipper to lower him onto my cock

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930512&mc=204&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156203)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

XO has finally FUCKED MY ASS irl with an accidental email FUCK UP

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679168&mc=80&forum_id=2#33808786

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156228)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

ITT: The beaver is the lawyer. The otter is MBA dude.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2262035&mc=182&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156242)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Bob Dell charging up North Tower stairwell to conduct layoffs

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833347&mc=8&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156270)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Beta stage

The Harmon Killebrew thread

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3039410&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156277)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156309)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

xo Bernie Sanders: "It translates to 'My Struggle.'"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2976709&mc=42&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156279)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Fuck it, just put "penussy" in white font at bottom of my email sig block

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3541898&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156314)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Pope Francis repeatedly using air quotes during Nicene Creed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4406866&mc=62&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156324)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode

Buddy of mine wears two pairs of Allen Edmonds at one time

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783389&mc=67&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156326)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156343)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

CHUNG: "Pwepaer yousef for ftree inches hhhaaaad chinacock."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2010510&mc=151&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156335)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode

Disgusting middle aged shrew at Starbucks: "OO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706173&mc=30&forum_id=2#26561873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156338)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

*doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3729373&mc=154&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156345)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156348)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156429)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 9:40 AM
Author: Emerald voyeur reading party

gotus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157646)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

99 year old jellyfish found living in NYC fire hydrant

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2607663&mc=136&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156358)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:31 PM
Author: Fighting meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159217)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: olive provocative den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44314529)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Elite Manhattan abortion clinic has 2-year waiting list (NY Post

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281899&mc=156&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156366)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode

Black student changes name to "Nigga", gets white prof suspended for saying it

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978765&mc=66&forum_id=2#28671319

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156374)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Farting so loud Chris Christie says "there it is"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3316755&mc=101&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156375)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling azure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156723)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 9:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44867943)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Farting so loud your grandma asks "Was you was raised by niggers?"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248320&mc=94&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156377)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Assfaggot rips prayer beads from Megachurch Girl's ass like a lawnmower cord

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4191147&mc=85&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156387)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: Salmon high-end menage

hey, this one's mine!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156542)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156545)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859268&mc=180&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156391)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3532598&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156397)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

FUCK, just killed 2 grey aliens in my condo (Johnsmeyer)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923956&mc=56&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156405)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

John Rocker hammered at an Applebee's yelling abt deer training

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2624697&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156420)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show his cock"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2095711&mc=123&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156427)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:45 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

newest way gays pervert sex: SMOTHERBOX

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3062285&mc=63&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156440)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

This is your Captain, Trayvon Martin speaking

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1934191&mc=267&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156530)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling azure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156719)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM blurts out randomly on a bus

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4238475&mc=115&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156555)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:34 PM
Author: Snowy sweet tailpipe ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44163020)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:14 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Any good vids of shitlibs getting knocked clean the fuck out?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2777726&mc=311&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156588)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

This scene from Inception still blows my mind

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4639793&mc=65&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156591)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

leiter stuns u chicago field house gym with 195kg hang clean

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2174700&mc=131&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156596)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

BRIAN LEITER WAS A BULLFROG

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2685343&mc=139&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156598)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

matthew mcconaughey: "I was full-on gay for about two years."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4072083&mc=94&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156606)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:22 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

The First Time I Ever Saw Randy Johnson Pitch

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2511812&mc=80&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156613)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling azure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156715)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

“My Daddy has two pussies,” doobs blurted out during Torts

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4376391&mc=90&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156618)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Trip Plaza Goyim

tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2128364&mc=215&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156633)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: olive provocative den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44314546)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:38 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

TSINAH's passenger side airbag light turning on when he sets down takeout order

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4770557&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156673)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:39 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"And now he's sucking dick in jail," said tsinah to bewildered Kinkos clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4334430&mc=157&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156676)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"Don't wash your dick," RSF said as I set down my gym bag.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935557&mc=260&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156684)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Russian Navy off Fla., Russia invading Kiev, Obama lisping "Stop

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506454&mc=197&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156690)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:45 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Whoa, hold on. You some kinda fag?" *Crashes lunar lander into side of crater*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3606437&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156694)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"I'll just eat my way out of this!" (TNSJTP in a pile of shit)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2018488&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156700)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: transparent university juggernaut

Pallbearer Shaq at Kobe's funeral sheds tear and whispers "I'm done carrying you

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4430416&mc=44&forum_id=2#39492202

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156816)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:21 AM
Author: transparent university juggernaut

For sale: glass ceiling, never shattered

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3428579&mc=112&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156838)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 2:18 AM
Author: Mahogany Curious Main People

Pretty good taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156981)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hall kitty cat

My grandma died and admitted she fucked Harmon Killebrew is one of the best threads ever.

The cremated dog one was hilarious too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157008)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: Emerald voyeur reading party

that talcum powder ad or whatever was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157656)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Beta stage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&mc=165&forum_id=2#44156277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44158759)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:54 AM
Author: Mustard Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting

great thread, thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157163)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157727)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

the family has asked i read a 2016 post from AssFaggot" *priest clears throat*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590270&mc=169&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157736)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Rambunctious glassy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161078)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: chestnut psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44258982)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action tattoo

these are great. I've needed to put together a list of classics like this for a long time but never got around to it. some you'll like:

Halford deep kissing your son as they stand in line for plan b

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609887&mc=111&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer calling Suze Orman w/ "Scream" voice distorter

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2591258&mc=192&forum_id=2

BoiSTINKer *trumpet riff* it's the hole, the hole with the STINKY bung

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3245271&mc=85&forum_id=2

"But Dad, Mr. Halford's 'BOP IT' changes size and shoots milk!"

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2701354&mc=78&forum_id=2

*WWE announcer voice* "And Halford just threw DOOBS in the HUMBLER, oh my GOD"

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2942493&mc=87&forum_id=2#28385085

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157741)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:36 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168793)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168820)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3522921&mc=124&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157789)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: Trip Plaza Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159141)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Trip Plaza Goyim

Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&mc=215&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159150)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: Fighting meetinghouse

force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377957&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159255)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44182399)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&mc=217&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159832)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48963919)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 5:52 PM
Author: learning disabled buck-toothed lodge

Anyone got a link for the thread about Chinese generals shitting themselves over an american aircraft carrier full of blacks, gays and trans coming to rescue Taiwan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44160968)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Chinese HQ in WW3: "Bad news...America's most diverse units are en route."

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947720&mc=192&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161050)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: learning disabled buck-toothed lodge

Thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161067)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161075)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161080)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen hawking voice* "AssFaggot"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3672321&mc=141&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161053)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Flatulent Blue Heaven Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162687)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Hawking's computer awakens, describes terrifying aterlife, makes racist comments

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110520&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161074)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 7:28 PM
Author: slippery histrionic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161447)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:06 AM
Author: 180 Casino Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135719)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious glassy sanctuary

that one thread about guy cremating his dog. but makes it all about the implausibility of the holocaust

also, your childhood dog waiting for u in heaven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161084)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

That guy made some solid points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161086)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 8:12 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Alpha aspie ada

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161632)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: Lemon wonderful dog poop lay

This thread is amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162270)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Lemon wonderful dog poop lay

"i work hard. put dorito on table. and what he do? he hit"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2887842&mc=240&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162257)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:44 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46075076)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Aussie TEEN forced to wear colostomy bag after ROUGH ANAL SEX

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4178725&mc=97&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162284)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

*tsinah throwing his toupee at jason mraz like they're panties at a white snake

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3929407&mc=203&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162297)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Pale bat-shit-crazy forum

DIKES get WRONG CUM at CUMBANK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162301)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162317)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:13 PM
Author: Cerise hairraiser crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162378)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:11 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

did your dad ever talk to you about sex and fucking, etc?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1793427&forum_id=2#19254308

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162351)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: Red vivacious queen of the night toilet seat

The one about most of Pepito's posts being the same stuff that the rest of us figured out in 1st grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162370)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: clear wrinkle locale

*6th

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3607836&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48963926)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

*Truckers lined up to try "the 'feller with the red pisser"*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2888769&mc=159&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162395)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:37 PM
Author: Pale bat-shit-crazy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162613)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: learning disabled buck-toothed lodge

Museum of American Indian (downtown NYC) just emailed me re: damage to mens room

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247811&mc=11&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162404)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"I'm not a quitter," sobbed watchmen after 2hrs of trying to take my whole cock

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3510269&mc=140&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162413)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:17 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Watchmen scratching "Gucci" onto a Truvada pill with a used syringe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643332&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162422)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Watchmen grinning up at you, his buckteeth poking out "I suck you now?"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3445527&mc=154&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162432)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

your childhood dog mouthing "lmao" as the vet slams the oven door shut

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3240754&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162469)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Assfaggot take on me

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3620277&mc=80&forum_id=2

Doobs will have a 20+ year career on the lots. Peterman will be lucky to last 5.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3693657&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162486)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

I love cum and cocks, brother (CSLG)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4861025&mc=18&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162489)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5047707&mc=157&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162502)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:27 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377957&mc=134&forum_id=2#38801564

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162527)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:30 PM
Author: pontificating boistinker windowlicker

we get it, you like right wing humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162549)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162626)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

*cum squirts on Twist's face* *Seinfeld slap-bass riff plays*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2825704&mc=198&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162595)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162617)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Pale bat-shit-crazy forum

Craigslist: SIDSpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162624)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Halford was a genius

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2901058&mc=114&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162646)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162703)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Pale bat-shit-crazy forum

GOAT poaster ever IMHO.

Also inspired some of jshad’s finest work, like “ He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you responded, "8349724."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162710)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162980)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Emerald voyeur reading party

"put SantaPig in the subject line so I know you're not a weirdo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44172436)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1355209

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162627)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Pale bat-shit-crazy forum

Workin With Pa: A POUCH TALE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162643)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Pale bat-shit-crazy forum

Got a little “rapey” with a diminutive Asian guy at the gym

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162656)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

All timer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162682)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Pale bat-shit-crazy forum

Whokebe having his first ever anal orgasm as jinx rails him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162681)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Forgot about doobs

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&mc=103&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162738)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Staten Island brunch

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=234&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162757)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Original "crab forward" thread was amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162779)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Adulterous vibrant mediation

lawyers at pizza hut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162783)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

nigger.exe has stopped working

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805031&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162825)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: Emerald voyeur reading party

also jew.exe is consuming more system resources than required

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3544542&mc=212&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164955)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165013)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter

OP made most of the stupid threads he's praising right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162859)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162907)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter

so yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165006)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly abode

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162910)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

He wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162913)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162921)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Treaty of Breezewood

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785815&mc=151&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162873)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:15 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Totally missed this gem. Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162919)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Cracking dark deer antler gunner

author of at least 3 threads above here; op's praise is one of the greatest achievements of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162935)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

180 threads man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162965)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162968)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: Salmon high-end menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164868)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: appetizing electric furnace legal warrant

sure you are faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165002)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:19 AM
Author: Bisexual orange business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44378057)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Costumed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583163)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 11:02 PM
Author: pink soul-stirring step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48213886)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

*partner kicks u* *ur billables fly out like Sonic's rings*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874295&mc=56&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162967)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: Cheese-eating set gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164903)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

"Let's hit the slopes," said the ski instructor so I decked the Azn brah

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908598&mc=45&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162978)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you responded, "8349724."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833079&mc=300&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44163009)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3603709&mc=157&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164708)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

Hard to laugh at this one since I saw it IRL :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164713)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:33 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Me too. But I still laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165038)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Emerald voyeur reading party

woman: "i did something horrible and now i feel terribly guilty"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1552283&mc=209&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164740)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164744)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

can someone plz poast the classic thread where evan39 does a lengthy stream of consciousness rant by a DC shrew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164748)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:28 AM
Author: fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter

the one describing the tranny waving her penis is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165011)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:33 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165039)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch

that’s a great one. don’t know how to find it but that did remind me this one belongs itt:

inside a lady’s head…

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762132&mc=290&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165057)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:42 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165501)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Blathering nursing home

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=180&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583158)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

My man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583164)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583165)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

FBI agent, face shadowed, "Nobody could imagine this prostitution ring was 1 guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3777060&mc=164&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168789)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168829)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Abusive ruddy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48347215)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

*johnsmeyer on stilts approaching roller coaster yard stick to 'fight song'*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3204879&mc=93&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168827)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168837)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: adventurous splenetic national pocket flask

TONS of biglaw burnouts end up lost in kickboxing underworld

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774705&mc=193&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168847)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180127)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Cerise hairraiser crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44185893)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:00 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135701)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

big rigs honking from the parking lot when Doobs' name called at LS graduation

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370286&mc=114&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168849)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168911)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

what the fuck? biden's "speech" today was pre-recorded video @ empty parking lot

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4680774&mc=158&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168855)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

"Exactly - it's imposter syndrome!" exclaimed the woman, who was incompetent.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3813749&mc=70&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168992)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169412)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: fragrant scarlet house faggot firefighter

evan39 singing the little mermaid song...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169007)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

xvideos.com banner flash ad: WANNA FUCK SHARKLASERS?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3240762&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169106)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Boss smelled the cucumbers. I'm getting fired (evan39)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289931&mc=133&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169461)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:13 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"Ew, don't flick his pissclit Erica, it'll probably make him cum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2861476&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169595)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: learning disabled buck-toothed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48732039)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"He's gaslighting me," she said as she took her second SSRI dosage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3493434&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169643)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: odious circlehead ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44182362)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

What if you straight up saw a dude get crushed by a pumpkin?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2093346&mc=102&forum_id=2

This thread is about a DECADE OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44171371)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling azure church

Hey, how come none of my threads are in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44172391)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

"Hi, who just joined?" "It'ssss meee, the virusssss" *everyone disconnects*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4488284&mc=194&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44174867)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Trip Plaza Goyim

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181711)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Boyish Garnet Ladyboy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181951)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:30 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44183065)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 3:12 PM
Author: Hairless Opaque Partner

Did anyone post the historical survey of the family Rudolph thread? that one and TBF’s ‘Tommy T appellate brief TOC’ belong in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44179692)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: odious circlehead ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44179903)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: Salmon high-end menage

rudolph's is up top

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=567&forum_id=2#24561319 might be my favorite one-shot kill of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180018)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180124)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship

TY, but it's hard to take credit when Rudolph makes it so terribly easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028826)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: odious circlehead ceo

amazing thread in its own right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44179902)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

cr.

TYFYS, 6000 ants dressed like rice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180125)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

obeezy getting assraped in prison shower: "LOL at how easy it is to rile u up!"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3427537&mc=175&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180563)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: odious circlehead ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181726)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004225&mc=133&forum_id=2

Rachel Jeantel pens memoir: I Know How the Caged Bird Tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181938)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

*peterman seizing on truck stop shower floor after getting donkey punched*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149193&mc=40&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44182262)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

(oops, already above.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44183064)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:04 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"I still unload." --A nullo interviewed by gawker.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2858165&mc=76&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44184102)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: slippery histrionic roommate

"Trust me, just let me fart into the bag" Peterman at Red Cross blood drive

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3753855&mc=137&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44184138)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44184736)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Excitant submissive potus

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364393)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Old lady donates body to science, gets used for military blast testing.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&mc=109&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44187316)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Beta stage

Hodor/WLMAS

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3448795&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44187355)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44187434)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

If the Name's Farooq, The Libs Will Puke

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3059514&mc=229&forum_id=2#29293075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:48 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

Told secretary "your ass looks amazing in those pants"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068788



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196334)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

"This is Rachel, our HR ninja" *bloated shrew makes karate hands*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4278581&mc=232&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196813)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Ty forgot this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196972)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

yw. ty for making this thread. it is our Noah's Ark, & I am glad to see it at the top of the Weekly list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196976)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:32 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO SIP STRAIGHT FROM THE KEURIG MACHINE

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3028141&mc=56&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196963)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:42 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

GOAT Thanksgiving thread:

Doobs at Thanksgiving table: "This stuffing is mushy, reminds me of pussy."

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049536&mc=227&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197012)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

partnership vote tomorrow morning

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&mc=169&forum_id=2

(origin of NO BREAKFAST meme)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197023)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: free-loading supple ticket booth regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197309)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:51 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Aerosmith- Dude Looks Like Elena.mp3 (RSF remix)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3056215&mc=402&forum_id=2

sadly, we have lost the vocaroo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&mc=152&forum_id=2#29675081

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197100)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: awkward fear-inspiring masturbator

Ex gf was shameless about her "stinky feet"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3471186&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197416)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:42 PM
Author: ivory cuckold stag film

The comment in this thread:

NOT FLAME: MJ's song "They don't really care about us" was Anti-Jewish

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3283799&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197434)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Fighting meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028495)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:32 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2736121&mc=279&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198033)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198250)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:32 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Hit old gypsy lady with my car. She brushed my cheek and said "biglaw." wtf

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3025323&mc=89&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198036)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

He's a biller queeeEEEN / a Goldman, a Silverstein / Finasteride, no self-esteem

(Queen - Killer Queen parody - link is to lyrics from someone who got the song wrong)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746654&mc=89&forum_id=2#34318135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198054)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:36 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Craigslist: JENKEM PiG

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2901036&mc=66&forum_id=2#28410527

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198067)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

"And now, pouchGouT has the weather. PouchGouT, how's the weekend looking?"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016706&mc=64&forum_id=2#28965320

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198074)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

*WWE announcer voice* "And Halford just threw DOOBS in the HUMBLER, oh my GOD"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2942493&mc=87&forum_id=2#28385085



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198082)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not flame)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&mc=224&forum_id=2#26321329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198106)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Blackbat sitting on a bed of rice. Taste these roasted wings, prepare to die

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4431963&mc=60&forum_id=2#42738046

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198213)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

And the bat's in the ladle and we're not immune, president Hu with a face like a

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4431945&mc=113&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198219)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198249)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hall kitty cat

middle aged law shrew sending nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198231)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Your 8 y/o screaming at teacher that Shel Silverstein is "deranged kike bullshit

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4211221&mc=80&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198237)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: erotic selfie institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198251)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2266053&mc=297&forum_id=2

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992541&mc=101&forum_id=2

Greatest monikers in xo history.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4636480&mc=321&forum_id=2

Post best randomized monikers ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198255)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Your future wife, crab walking nude down fraternity row, crooning for fuck

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986161&mc=123&forum_id=2

Chad began permanently altering ur future wife's DNA at 2:03 a.m

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2851250&mc=82&forum_id=2

The Moans of My Future Wife- By Johnsmeyer

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339338&mc=231&forum_id=2

ITT: xo male and his future wife go out for a night on the town

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2894415&mc=184&forum_id=2

Your future wife sobbing as her mom tells her you are basically her last chance

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3184925&mc=108&forum_id=2

New TikTok trend where your future wife uses dance to act out a cum bath

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4773313&mc=142&forum_id=2

"This is my rock bottom" Chad sighs as he cums on your future wife's face

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2894189&mc=232&forum_id=2

your future wife's eyes spinning around like an odometer as chad racks up miles

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3644961&mc=160&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198303)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

Grubhub ad with fat CGI minorities dancing is a bit on the nose

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4789714&mc=133&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198329)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

I want to be beaten to death by a baseball bat on live TV

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338961&mc=355&forum_id=2#28512050

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198579)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

honiara pwning judge by replying "yep, i sentence you to a mental hospital"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754733&mc=98&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198604)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: Flatulent Blue Heaven Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44199868)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260189)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: slippery histrionic roommate

QB Jimmy Clausen "likely has joined ISIS" says family

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673910&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44199809)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: Flatulent Blue Heaven Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44199875)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260181)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: lascivious purple school

“ Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3066096&mc=152&forum_id=2

"Nothing in the rules says a Golden Retriever can't do Biglaw!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=2827574&PHPSESSID=521cc0d634c44084ff87cdd2a8bc736d

My wife fucked our racist neighbor.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&mc=205&forum_id=2Ã



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44206168)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home

That last one is amazing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260188)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: maroon federal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222615)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Legend Brunch

Prince Ali scene but it's Krampus rolling through Agrabah in his 2018 honda CR-V

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3902538&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44237536)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Emerald voyeur reading party

Told woman at McDonald's today to stop talking shit about McDonald's, lol

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649159&mc=71&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260003)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

evan39 appreciation thread:

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&mc=103&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44377815)



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Date: April 23rd, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Fuck MY LIFE- I fucked this PIG and now she is pregnant. Tattoos on face. omg

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5092246&mc=65&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44390995)



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Date: April 23rd, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: Boyish Garnet Ladyboy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44391072)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Boyish Garnet Ladyboy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583086)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583093)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: arousing point really tough guy

follow up thread

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093070&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773286)



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Date: May 25th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

Bill Clinton kinda comes across as a dick in all the Hillary meltdown stories

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587892&mc=217&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44570464)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

Glory boys vs. ham-and-eggers dichotomy introduced:

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&mc=65&forum_id=2#25825619

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583072)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Turn famous book titles shitlib.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136153&mc=205&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44727589)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Massive unhinged box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44747686)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Talented Mood

"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM blurts out randomly on a bus

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4238475&mc=118&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44747712)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

New TEEN CRAZE: Chobani Daddy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2996915&mc=153&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44867867)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

I've been reading the twitter of a chivago gang member with a hit on him

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3448649&mc=253&forum_id=2

(origin of "U AIN'T C'N CHRISTMAS")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44927898)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:45 AM
Author: Lemon wonderful dog poop lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44927908)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

"I'm a serious predator", cat says to self shortly before falling off table

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3043453&mc=62&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44928575)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

Secrets of How I Tripled MY Hitting Speed in Just One Evening!

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3396383&mc=20&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45026646)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45082896)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:11 AM
Author: free-loading supple ticket booth regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135737)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 10:12 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45534482)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 2:24 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

is it just me or did John Lennon have an abnormally long ass crack

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4988317&forum_id=2#45028150

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028188)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

ppl who breakfast on hot mashed cereal like horsefaggots

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2049457&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028428)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

Any top WoW guild is run better than any law firm in the world

(twins tp)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3273650&mc=146&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45082895)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

ITT: you give me prompts, questions or ideas and I submit them to advanced AI

(pepito)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5133639&mc=650&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45082899)



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Date: October 6th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

Guess: Boom thread or XXXTENTACION song

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4086860&mc=101&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45288721)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Nutella uses echolocation to identify hidden wine taverns

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2359312&mc=127&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45359102)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

MUSK FIRES ENTIRE TWITTER BOARDROOM AFTER TAKING OVER

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5221347&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45399901)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

I'm so good at sex that my wife has orgasms just from watching me do it (CSLG)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&mc=293&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45452388)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 10:02 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45534446)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

Happy weekend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45516345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45534425)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 9:18 AM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Gushers releases new "Asian pussy" flavor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4999680&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45587500)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45667354)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

Anthony Bourdain eating garbage: "Oh yeah, that's amazing."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541735&mc=139&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45759243)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

"babe im finally about to cum!" *squirts finasteride liquid like a water pistol*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3796677&mc=43&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45759264)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:00 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

colt firing 2 belt-fed machine guns while I suck his dick to keep him awake

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3783126&mc=146&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45761319)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

*Fortunate Son plays* *helicopter appears on horizon, but the rotors are dicks*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545832&mc=126&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45761333)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: Startling crawly garrison

“god” can suck my fucking cock

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5262349&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45766823)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:10 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

12yo you, seeing you now & fighting back tears- "why doesnt he fight back"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3553317&mc=233&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773229)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:23 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

When The Side N*gga Catch Feelings

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028358&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773266)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:19 AM
Author: slippery histrionic roommate

Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&mc=54&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45777261)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 11:25 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

"May I thrust?" "Yes." "May I thrust again?" "Yes." (lib por

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735078&mc=71&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45889608)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

"Dis-ah pussy smerr awfur!" gagged DVP before cooking the rotten dead cat anyway

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3523940&mc=141&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891461)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful Library

"Prison Rules: Using Homosexual Rape to Dominate in Business"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2049694&mc=100&forum_id=4

LETS ALL GET CREAMPIED AND LIQUORED UP IN THIS BIDNEZZZZZZZZZZZZ ("lets say heyyyy")

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872564&mc=99&forum_id=4

"TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!"

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1871919&mc=136&forum_id=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891473)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891498)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful Library

Zero deaths from Hurricane Katrina

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=248816&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891482)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 10:44 PM
Author: jet self-absorbed jap school cafeteria

THIS IS IS MY BRUNCH SONG / MY BLOWN OUT CUNT SONG

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3403997&mc=142&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45913163)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 10:18 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

u: trapped in alien cocoon wheezing "killl meee"; u: post on xo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2031736&mc=260&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45941668)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 10:19 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

"I deserve this," u think to yourself as u settle into your 3rd hour of poasting

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3400190&mc=195&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45941677)



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Date: February 18th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: Lemon wonderful dog poop lay

Kids hug lawyer dad after he slam dunks kikes online

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4775470&mc=61&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45950867)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Aquamarine Home

Jared Fogle got his ass beat in prison.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136946&mc=122&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46012581)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 8:46 PM
Author: Lemon wonderful dog poop lay

"Just taper the sides" (luis after not having the top cut for 18 months)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626642&mc=92&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46852599)



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Date: September 30th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46865510)



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Date: September 30th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46865558)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 7:24 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203691)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home

Goddamn this is a treasure trove. Who is OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203801)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Chrome idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203886)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

Announcing the xo moral compass (coach mcgirk / soupcan lid slasher)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5466109&forum_id=2#47215495

[love in-joke charts like these; for ex. used to do network diagrams of who had hooked up w/ whom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222602)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 11:44 AM
Author: Salmon high-end menage

if there are going to be attributions i think i deserve one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222627)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

I'm following the thread standard I've followed above of recognizing OP even when most of the work in the thread is done by others. But yes, itt you and MASE etc did yeoman's work & true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222742)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 12:16 PM
Author: Salmon high-end menage

it was a 3 poast thread heading for obscurity until i made the chart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222753)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Chrome idiot

This is like Behind the Music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47223030)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48213841)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: odious circlehead ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48347177)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine Home

Standing in line to see Perrod tonight and there's a light on. Heavy loads.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444708&mc=190&forum_id=2#32021944

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364323)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Mustard Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364373)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: slippery histrionic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503310)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Mustard Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting

Oh gimme the BeefBoy and free my soul...

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285302&mc=538&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364379)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Aquamarine Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#49053343)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Aquamarine Home

This thread is a bort treasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364404)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Lemon wonderful dog poop lay

tired of bugs coming to my piss jug

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2317353&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503151)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home

Oh yeah, I said life goes on / for an hour after the tuna oven turns on

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3485528&mc=163&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48516031)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

rust cohle spending 10 episodes looking for the guy with hair standing behind sp

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4214757&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48517193)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Lemon wonderful dog poop lay

in real life DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE (video)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5129587&mc=86&forum_id=2

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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home



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Date: January 8th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Home

"Gonna need you to inspect this too," said MASE, spreading his buttocks

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649059&mc=85&forum_id=2



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Black Hissy Fit

180 thread

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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Post nut horror



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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: peeface



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