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Poll: Is receiving a handjob considered cheating?
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:02 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape I was thinking of getting a FBSM with a happy ending. Would you consider this cheating on your spouse? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830024) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:05 PM Author: galvanic quadroon It's all part of the massage, right? So, clearly it's not cheating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830049) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:06 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape thanks. that's what i thought, but i feel better now that i've heard it from someone else. the massage is strictly for therapeutic purposes, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830063) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:08 PM Author: Glittery nibblets Where does the spunk go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830078) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:09 PM Author: galvanic quadroon Objection. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830084) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM Author: Glittery nibblets Overruled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830094) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM Author: galvanic quadroon You can't overrule. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830108) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM Author: Glittery nibblets Yes I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830116) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM Author: galvanic quadroon No you can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830129) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:14 PM Author: Glittery nibblets I'll allow it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830139) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: galvanic quadroon Thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830156) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:17 PM Author: Glittery nibblets I mean I'm allowing me to overrule. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830167) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:09 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape probably on my stomach or her tits, or both. does that make any difference? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830088) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM Author: Glittery nibblets IMO, yes. Your stomach is ok, her tits...less so, but still passable. But if she swallows, somehow I consider it cheating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830098) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:12 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape how about the ass? is that somewhere in between my stomach and her tits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830123) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM Author: Glittery nibblets probably not, go for the eye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830128) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM Author: galvanic quadroon Even if it ended up in her mouth, it doesn't make any difference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830102) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM Author: Glittery nibblets swallowing is a more intimate action. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830110) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM Author: galvanic quadroon If you finished in her mouth, that would be pretty intimate. However, if you finished and she then licked it all up, that's much less intimate. At that point, she's just doing housework. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830125) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:08 PM Author: curious church building alpha Only if you tell her that you love her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830079) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape I promise to keep the encounter purely professional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830097) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:09 PM Author: Bistre state FBSM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830090) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape Full Body Sensual Massage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830112) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM Author: curious church building alpha Fairly Benign Sensuous Massage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830117) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM Author: Multi-colored kitchen gay wizard I don't understand the point of a handjob when she's got a perfectly warm mouth. I can reach my penis with my own hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830096) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM Author: federal round eye Correct.
Women give lousy handjobs. |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM Author: Glittery nibblets blowjobs are cheating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830103) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:12 PM Author: chartreuse soul-stirring legend I guess an interesting argument could be made that hand jobs are the only form of sexual contact that isn't cheating. After all, you need another person for a kiss, a BJ or sex. But you don't need another person for a hand job, right? Therefore, if its not cheating when you do it to yourself, is it REALLY cheating when someone helps you out?
Yeah, that's a pretty weak argument. |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:14 PM Author: Razzle Ceo Genital Piercing only reason its not cheating in this case is bc its part of a massage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830136) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Glittery nibblets yes, technically she was massaging the penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830146) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Razzle Ceo Genital Piercing yeh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830148) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:14 PM Author: Multi-colored kitchen gay wizard I think handjobs are too. And most handjobs suck. If you're going to have another woman get you off, it might as well be because she gave you a swirly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830142) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 2:03 PM Author: clear swashbuckling pit famous landscape painting A swirly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830603) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape I am weary of diseases. I'm a good guy. I wouldn't want to pass anything on to my SO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830107) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM Author: Multi-colored kitchen gay wizard From getting a blow job? The chances are zero in one billion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830127) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM Author: Bistre state Herpes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830133) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Multi-colored kitchen gay wizard Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830149) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape Not true. You can easily contact herpes or gonorhea through oral sex. And yes, a woman can have gonorhea in her mouth, especially if she is an experienced sex worker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830155) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: Multi-colored kitchen gay wizard I know.
But you know what I mean. We'd all be screwed if there was a decent chance that you'd get herpes from a blow job. |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM Author: Bistre state I don't get handjobs either. If you do it yourself, not only is it free but you can do it much better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830111) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:14 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape think: warm oil, simulated sex, DD tits in your face, finish russian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830140) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:16 PM Author: Bistre state Ok.
Bon apetit! |
Date: June 28th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape Alright sweet. So the general consensus is that it is not cheating. I'm saving this thread as evidence in case my wife ever finds out that I received the massage.
The deal is pretty sweet I've got worked out. The massage starts out in a hottub in the woman's backyard where we "get to know each other" for awhile (30 min). Then we move to the massage table. 30 minutes of deep tissue (she's a CMT), followed by 30 minutes of FBSM for $150. I'm treating myself with the law school deposit refund I received this weekend. |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:25 PM Author: Big-titted Buff Meetinghouse Note that only guys have said it wasn't cheating. Women would probably disagree. I know I do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830222) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:29 PM Author: Razzle Ceo Genital Piercing sounds like a nice setup....not only do you get to get off now, but you can prolly get a few months of good whacking thinking about/remembering it, as opposed to bu bulletin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830258) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:39 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape correct. you pay for the memory as much as the experience itself. same with a strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830370) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:25 PM Author: swollen boltzmann what the fuck is going on? this is clearly cheating. not only that, but it's disgusting to boot. if you really want the massage, get it, but i'd stay 50 feet away from a hooker's hot tub. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830228) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape she's not a hooker. she does not offer those services and never has. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830244) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:28 PM Author: swollen boltzmann don't be so naive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830251) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:30 PM Author: Arrogant Ungodly Stock Car does she do anything similar for women? I've had a massage where the guy massaged my breasts. A little different but clearly similar issues there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830265) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:30 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape yeah. same services with women but without the handjob of course. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830276) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:32 PM Author: Arrogant Ungodly Stock Car i meant in place of the handjob. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830289) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:35 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape probably, but I'm not sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830323) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:29 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape Did you go to the Clinton book signing on Saturday? I thought you were one of the people who were planning on going? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830255) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:29 PM Author: swollen boltzmann didn't get up in time...had a late dinner on friday. i heard it was an absolute mess though, practically a mob scene. did you go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830261) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:31 PM Author: Arrogant Ungodly Stock Car he's coming to sf this week. they started giving out numbers last week and his book is completely sold out everywhere. i bought it at the airport on thursday. only place i could find it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830279) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:35 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape yes. I actually scouted the place on Friday night at about 11:00pm. There were only a few people camping out so I said "fuck it" and went home to catch some zzz's. Got there at 5:00 am and there was a line that was at least 2000-3000 people long. Eso Won completely mislead people. They said that there would be books available Saturday morning but they had presold the complete stock during the week. Most people left angry and disappointed. I stuck around until 12:00, and although I didn't get a book signed, I did get to shake Clinton's hand. People were going crazy trying to touch him. You would have thought the fuckin pope was in town. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830316) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:32 PM Author: Abusive marvelous parlor giraffe figures that a clinton fan wouldnt consider this cheating
i'm j/k btw |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:38 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape I'm not really a hardcore Clintonite. My dad was a big supporter so I wanted to get him a signed book for his 50th birthday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830353) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:44 PM Author: swollen boltzmann so all of the guys who don't think this nastiness qualifies as cheating...would you be okay with your girlfriend doing this same thing? does it make a difference whether she's paying for it or just doing it with a random guy she met? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830420) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:49 PM Author: curious church building alpha Yes, we all don't think that this qualifies as cheating. We also belief that the earth is flat and that you can fall off of it if you're not careful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830471) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:53 PM Author: swollen boltzmann um, not sure i understand what you're saying - i didn't say that all guys don't think this qualifies as cheating. i was addressing my question to all of the guys that do feel this way, not "all guys." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830503) |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:56 PM Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Ape I hope you realize that this thread was merely elaborate flamebait.
But my Dad's friend did offer to take me to a massage parlor once. He told me he knew of the best places in LA to get a "happy ending". |
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Date: June 28th, 2004 2:02 PM Author: swollen boltzmann well, count me as taken in by your gambit. pretty involved for flamebait!
i'm sure it's pretty easy to find this sort of thing in LA. if i were a guy, i think it would be hard to resist the temptation to experiment once. |