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Massive Silicon Valley layoffs are upcoming

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  05/09/22
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https://techcrunch.com/2022/05/06/startup-tech-layoffs-in-ma...
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  05/09/22
So just startups, not BIGTECH then
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  05/09/22
Rumblings. It's coming. Probably coincides with quarter en...
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  05/09/22
Now feels like an inflection point, in which tech unicorns a...
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  05/10/22
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  06/30/22
Shopify - 10% of all staff Fiverr - 8% of all staff Capsul...
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  07/26/22
All of these seem appropriate even without a recession. You...
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  07/26/22
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so far, the layoffs haven't included people who actually bui...
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wages for these makework positions have also grown to near-e...
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  07/26/22
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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

and / or already in process

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Date: July 26th, 2022 2:09 PM
Author: sable embarrassed to the bone roast beef lay

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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac office

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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: Jade Frum Mental Disorder

if they dont send all the h1b pajeets packing back to India first...

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Date: November 3rd, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: Stimulating bat shit crazy spot



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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story



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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: peach casino voyeur

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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:43 PM
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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:51 PM
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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:54 PM
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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: drab beady-eyed address

good news and bad news, twitterers. the good news is ur not gonna have to worry about whether you’ll hate working under elon

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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Stimulating bat shit crazy spot

Those faggots are perpetually employable unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44481240)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

https://techcrunch.com/2022/05/06/startup-tech-layoffs-in-may/?msclkid=e74f305fcfd111eca056203003f4fe8b

Over the past week, we’ve witnessed an alarming amount of layoffs across the startup ecosystem, from buzzy, big names like Cameo, On Deck and Robinhood, to B2B platforms like Workrise and Thrasio. The common thread between most of these layoffs, according to founders, is that there’s been a shift in the market and a serious pivot in business is required. A pivot, that is, that hurts the employees that built your product up after high demand.

A pullback has been in the cards for months. It first impacted public tech companies and then slowly trickled down to late-stage deals and even their well funded early-stage counterparts. In February, Hopin cut 12% of staff, citing a goal of more sustainable growth, while April included Workrise cutting staff and verticals despite a $2.9 billion valuation.

Now feels like an inflection point, in which tech unicorns are realizing that they may have overpromised a growth trajectory, over-hired or overestimated their ability to raise that next round. They aren’t alluding to the market changing, they’re blaming it. The irony here is tough: The same workforces that helped companies meet a boom in pandemic demand are the same workforces on the chopping block when trends change.

Below, we’ve listed which companies announced layoffs this week to underscore the unfortunate, albeit growing, trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44481242)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac office

So just startups, not BIGTECH then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44481289)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

Rumblings. It's coming. Probably coincides with quarter end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44481339)



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Date: May 10th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: Arousing love of her life

Now feels like an inflection point, in which tech unicorns are realizing that they may have overpromised a growth trajectory, over-hired or overestimated their ability to raise that next round.

🤨

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44485806)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: kink-friendly roommate

“The irony here is tough: The same workforces that helped companies meet a boom in pandemic demand are the same workforces on the chopping block when trends change.”

high labor/output demand drives job growth; contracting demand results in job cuts. o what irony!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44583350)



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Date: May 10th, 2022 11:18 AM
Author: orange mewling school cafeteria

carvana laying off 2,500 today https://imgur.com/a/vdCmEpA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44485797)



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Date: May 10th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Sienna factory reset button

i don't want anyone to lose their jobs, but nearly everyone in that industry is a bunch of preening, fake faggots. they are some of the most evil enterprises on earth yet moralize at single turn. they even try to spin building an online car rental platform into some kind of altruistic act. and this goes for the line workers too. i say this as someone that is dependent on the health of the tech industry for my livelihood and the well being of my family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44485916)



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Date: May 10th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Dark stage gay wizard



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Date: May 10th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: bossy pisswyrm

what industry are you referring to exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44488059)



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Date: May 10th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac office

Tech startups in SV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44488079)



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Date: May 10th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story



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Date: May 10th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Mischievous Bistre Dilemma Idiot

I very much doubt they fired 2,500 coders. They probably fired 2,500 blue collar work-mos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44488395)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Dead learning disabled theater twinkling uncleanness

Social media coordinators, diversity and inclusion VPs, etc.

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Date: May 10th, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story



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Date: May 10th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Domesticated splenetic stock car

FB has "slowed the pace of hiring," seems likely that layoffs could happen if Q2 is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44488380)



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Date: May 10th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Glassy Therapy Sanctuary

Will I still be able to sell my house for $2.5M this summer?

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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

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Date: June 30th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story



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Date: June 30th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: misunderstood reading party

Anecdotally seems like I get a lot less recruiter calls. For a while there I seemed to be getting one a week for GC positions. I think it’s been a month or so since I had one now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44771981)



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Date: July 26th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

Shopify - 10% of all staff

Fiverr - 8% of all staff

Capsule - 13% of all staff

Tonal - 35% of all staff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44917006)



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Date: July 26th, 2022 2:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful Nibblets Faggot Firefighter

All of these seem appropriate even without a recession. You’re telling me that Shopify has been going this hard for this long and hasn’t missed on 1/10 hires? I worked at and with tons of these companies and they would all basically not change at all if they removed 15% of their workforce. So many email jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44917282)



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Date: July 26th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful Nibblets Faggot Firefighter

I don’t think we can say for sure until the fall but so far it seems like a pretty soft landing for tech. There were so many silly companies that just proclaimed themselves to be SaaS and raked in investment capital, but it seems like a lot of the leaders were vets of the dotcom era and knew better than to blow it all on foosball tables and kegs at happy hour. It was also a somewhat clever gambit to make people accept “400k all in” that was 200k in actual salary and then 200k in RSUs that are now worth 50k and a discretionary cash bonus.

The reality is there’s nowhere else for the money to go. Two years ago there was real estate but lol at that now. It’s like tech and bankers formed a suicide pact so you have to fall a lot farther than this for the bankers to bail and start burning it all down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44917268)



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Date: July 26th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Galvanic ruby selfie locus

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Date: July 26th, 2022 2:12 PM
Author: henna gunner

so far, the layoffs haven't included people who actually build things like engineers or product people. they mostly cover recruiting and some small percentage of low performers across other functions. simultaneously, hiring has slowed quite a lot. this says companies think they have enough people to get things done and they don't need to expand significantly. it's taken pressure off of increasing wages so they may level off over the coming months.

if a true recession hits, there could be real and significant layoffs and huge downward wage pressure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44917299)



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Date: July 26th, 2022 2:15 PM
Author: Arousing love of her life

wages for these makework positions have also grown to near-engineer levels at many companies because they were so flush with "cash" (investor $$$ or inflated stock prices depending on size) the policy was basically throwing money in every direction to satisfy even the most minor "our work is equally as valuable" quibbles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5104774&forum_id=2#44917314)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Beta Bawdyhouse Immigrant



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Date: July 26th, 2022 2:13 PM
Author: Startling Gaped Pozpig

Firms that want to live are hiring military lawyers.

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Date: August 30th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story



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Date: August 30th, 2022 10:06 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

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Date: November 3rd, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Stimulating bat shit crazy spot

where r we on this

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Date: November 6th, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

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Date: January 23rd, 2023 10:41 AM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

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Date: January 23rd, 2023 10:41 AM
Author: Crystalline hyperventilating institution potus

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Date: November 6th, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story



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Date: November 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

Seems like going to spread going by finance bros

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Date: November 14th, 2022 8:15 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story

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Date: January 23rd, 2023 10:46 AM
Author: Irradiated garrison organic girlfriend

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Date: January 20th, 2023 12:53 PM
Author: Heady cocky church building background story



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Date: January 23rd, 2023 10:46 AM
Author: exciting free-loading business firm

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Date: December 24th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: medicated contagious area party of the first part

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