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Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it...
Useless galvanic indian lodge
  10/24/06
do you share these stories with anyone else?
amethyst sinister hell tank
  10/24/06
At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked ...
Useless galvanic indian lodge
  10/24/06
you give me nightmares
Lascivious Adulterous Area
  10/24/06
hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier
jet giraffe lay
  10/24/06
This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigation...
Irate vivacious mood
  10/24/06
This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mothe...
Stimulating abode boltzmann
  10/24/06
i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. ...
jet giraffe lay
  10/24/06
What the fuck?
Impertinent heaven
  10/24/06
By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the...
Diverse elastic band piazza
  10/24/06
Hilarious.
Onyx Hairraiser Range
  10/24/06
It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.
Useless galvanic indian lodge
  10/25/06
Some of us find surrealism very erotic.
Alcoholic glittery location gay wizard
  10/25/06
You say potato...
zombie-like internet-worthy internal respiration sex offender
  10/26/06
Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.
white lettuce public bath
  10/26/06
not enough
aphrodisiac electric furnace
  12/05/07
...
aphrodisiac electric furnace
  12/06/07
bounty the quicker picker upper
Soul-stirring University Immigrant
  03/02/08
nothing but cobwebs
pearl windowlicker casino
  04/23/08
*sweep sweep*
Bateful selfie
  04/23/08


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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: Useless galvanic indian lodge

Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it and laughed at her silliness. "Nothing but cobwebs," she thought.

She slammed the cupboard door, and started to return to her bedroom.

Suddenly, three things happened in quick succession. First, there was a quiet but audible crash of what sounded like metals outside. Second, her head started to spin, and she became nauseous. Third, blood started to leak from her vagina.

Ignoring the sound, she took some Bounty from a nearby rack and cleaned herself as best as she could. While wiping her blood from the kitchen tile. CRASH! The sound was louder this time, and seemed nearer.

She assumed that it was older sister, with whom she was spending the weekend. With blood still dripping from her legs, the girl opened the kitchen door, and observed outside.

With a swift movement, a hand suddenly grabbed her ankles. Quickly, the man stuffed some Bounty into her mouth with one hand, and started to voraciously lick the period blood on her legs. Ignoring her muffled cries, he put a hopeful finger into her vagina. The finger came out covered with blood and a mucus-like substance. He slurped this greedily, and his hunger was greatly increased.

He dragged her by the mouth, closer to the kitchen sink. In his hunger for her period blood, he stuffed a spatula from the sink deep into her hole.

"Not enough" "Not enough" "Not enough" he cried every time he angrily shoved the bloody spatula deep into the hole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845521)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: amethyst sinister hell tank

do you share these stories with anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845553)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Useless galvanic indian lodge

At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked to see if she would be impressed by my ability to write surreal stories.

To say the least, it didn't turn out so well :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845570)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: Lascivious Adulterous Area

you give me nightmares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845601)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:37 AM
Author: jet giraffe lay

hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847713)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:39 AM
Author: Irate vivacious mood

This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847720)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: Stimulating abode boltzmann

This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mother to kill him im his sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847731)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: jet giraffe lay

i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. he says he writes these stories to try to impress women in his ability to write surreal stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847751)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: Impertinent heaven

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847728)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:42 AM
Author: Diverse elastic band piazza

By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the only one masturbating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847738)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Onyx Hairraiser Range

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847913)





Date: October 25th, 2006 12:03 AM
Author: Useless galvanic indian lodge

It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6852785)





Date: October 25th, 2006 9:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic glittery location gay wizard

Some of us find surrealism very erotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6858791)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: zombie-like internet-worthy internal respiration sex offender

You say potato...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6859973)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: white lettuce public bath

Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6860012)





Date: December 5th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac electric furnace

not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8982832)





Date: December 6th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8984581)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 2:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring University Immigrant

bounty the quicker picker upper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9415962)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: pearl windowlicker casino

nothing but cobwebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669502)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: Bateful selfie

*sweep sweep*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669515)