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Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it...
Sepia Motley Weed Whacker
  10/24/06
do you share these stories with anyone else?
hairraiser startling church new version
  10/24/06
At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked ...
Sepia Motley Weed Whacker
  10/24/06
you give me nightmares
Cerise Depressive
  10/24/06
hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier
arousing generalized bond gaming laptop
  10/24/06
This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigation...
cordovan mewling native
  10/24/06
This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mothe...
Slimy yarmulke
  10/24/06
i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. ...
arousing generalized bond gaming laptop
  10/24/06
What the fuck?
umber personal credit line trailer park
  10/24/06
By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the...
pungent mexican mental disorder
  10/24/06
Hilarious.
Startled Embarrassed To The Bone Genital Piercing Locus
  10/24/06
It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.
Sepia Motley Weed Whacker
  10/25/06
Some of us find surrealism very erotic.
Fragrant Wine Theater Roast Beef
  10/25/06
You say potato...
high-end fighting indian lodge community account
  10/26/06
Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.
twisted liquid oxygen
  10/26/06
not enough
blue bbw
  12/05/07
...
blue bbw
  12/06/07
bounty the quicker picker upper
Brindle drunken institution selfie
  03/02/08
nothing but cobwebs
Swollen candlestick maker office
  04/23/08
*sweep sweep*
Cerebral Iridescent Sanctuary Halford
  04/23/08


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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: Sepia Motley Weed Whacker

Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it and laughed at her silliness. "Nothing but cobwebs," she thought.

She slammed the cupboard door, and started to return to her bedroom.

Suddenly, three things happened in quick succession. First, there was a quiet but audible crash of what sounded like metals outside. Second, her head started to spin, and she became nauseous. Third, blood started to leak from her vagina.

Ignoring the sound, she took some Bounty from a nearby rack and cleaned herself as best as she could. While wiping her blood from the kitchen tile. CRASH! The sound was louder this time, and seemed nearer.

She assumed that it was older sister, with whom she was spending the weekend. With blood still dripping from her legs, the girl opened the kitchen door, and observed outside.

With a swift movement, a hand suddenly grabbed her ankles. Quickly, the man stuffed some Bounty into her mouth with one hand, and started to voraciously lick the period blood on her legs. Ignoring her muffled cries, he put a hopeful finger into her vagina. The finger came out covered with blood and a mucus-like substance. He slurped this greedily, and his hunger was greatly increased.

He dragged her by the mouth, closer to the kitchen sink. In his hunger for her period blood, he stuffed a spatula from the sink deep into her hole.

"Not enough" "Not enough" "Not enough" he cried every time he angrily shoved the bloody spatula deep into the hole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845521)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: hairraiser startling church new version

do you share these stories with anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845553)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Sepia Motley Weed Whacker

At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked to see if she would be impressed by my ability to write surreal stories.

To say the least, it didn't turn out so well :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845570)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: Cerise Depressive

you give me nightmares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845601)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:37 AM
Author: arousing generalized bond gaming laptop

hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847713)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:39 AM
Author: cordovan mewling native

This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847720)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: Slimy yarmulke

This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mother to kill him im his sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847731)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: arousing generalized bond gaming laptop

i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. he says he writes these stories to try to impress women in his ability to write surreal stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847751)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: umber personal credit line trailer park

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847728)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:42 AM
Author: pungent mexican mental disorder

By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the only one masturbating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847738)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Startled Embarrassed To The Bone Genital Piercing Locus

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847913)





Date: October 25th, 2006 12:03 AM
Author: Sepia Motley Weed Whacker

It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6852785)





Date: October 25th, 2006 9:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Wine Theater Roast Beef

Some of us find surrealism very erotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6858791)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: high-end fighting indian lodge community account

You say potato...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6859973)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: twisted liquid oxygen

Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6860012)





Date: December 5th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: blue bbw

not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8982832)





Date: December 6th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: blue bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8984581)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 2:11 PM
Author: Brindle drunken institution selfie

bounty the quicker picker upper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9415962)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: Swollen candlestick maker office

nothing but cobwebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669502)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: Cerebral Iridescent Sanctuary Halford

*sweep sweep*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669515)