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Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it...
Carmine menage
  10/24/06
do you share these stories with anyone else?
Bat-shit-crazy aromatic digit ratio
  10/24/06
At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked ...
Carmine menage
  10/24/06
you give me nightmares
aggressive smoky set
  10/24/06
hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier
gaped principal's office
  10/24/06
This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigation...
federal indian lodge goal in life
  10/24/06
This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mothe...
mind-boggling claret genital piercing
  10/24/06
i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. ...
gaped principal's office
  10/24/06
What the fuck?
Stimulating adulterous range
  10/24/06
By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the...
internet-worthy trailer park multi-billionaire
  10/24/06
Hilarious.
Dark concupiscible elastic band
  10/24/06
It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.
Carmine menage
  10/25/06
Some of us find surrealism very erotic.
Sapphire vibrant nursing home jewess
  10/25/06
You say potato...
trip point persian
  10/26/06
Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.
White knife gaping
  10/26/06
not enough
impertinent selfie cuckold
  12/05/07
...
impertinent selfie cuckold
  12/06/07
bounty the quicker picker upper
stirring theater coffee pot
  03/02/08
nothing but cobwebs
Fuchsia new version crackhouse
  04/23/08
*sweep sweep*
nofapping cyan base
  04/23/08


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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: Carmine menage

Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it and laughed at her silliness. "Nothing but cobwebs," she thought.

She slammed the cupboard door, and started to return to her bedroom.

Suddenly, three things happened in quick succession. First, there was a quiet but audible crash of what sounded like metals outside. Second, her head started to spin, and she became nauseous. Third, blood started to leak from her vagina.

Ignoring the sound, she took some Bounty from a nearby rack and cleaned herself as best as she could. While wiping her blood from the kitchen tile. CRASH! The sound was louder this time, and seemed nearer.

She assumed that it was older sister, with whom she was spending the weekend. With blood still dripping from her legs, the girl opened the kitchen door, and observed outside.

With a swift movement, a hand suddenly grabbed her ankles. Quickly, the man stuffed some Bounty into her mouth with one hand, and started to voraciously lick the period blood on her legs. Ignoring her muffled cries, he put a hopeful finger into her vagina. The finger came out covered with blood and a mucus-like substance. He slurped this greedily, and his hunger was greatly increased.

He dragged her by the mouth, closer to the kitchen sink. In his hunger for her period blood, he stuffed a spatula from the sink deep into her hole.

"Not enough" "Not enough" "Not enough" he cried every time he angrily shoved the bloody spatula deep into the hole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845521)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy aromatic digit ratio

do you share these stories with anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845553)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Carmine menage

At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked to see if she would be impressed by my ability to write surreal stories.

To say the least, it didn't turn out so well :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845570)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: aggressive smoky set

you give me nightmares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845601)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:37 AM
Author: gaped principal's office

hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847713)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:39 AM
Author: federal indian lodge goal in life

This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847720)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling claret genital piercing

This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mother to kill him im his sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847731)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: gaped principal's office

i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. he says he writes these stories to try to impress women in his ability to write surreal stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847751)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: Stimulating adulterous range

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847728)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:42 AM
Author: internet-worthy trailer park multi-billionaire

By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the only one masturbating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847738)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Dark concupiscible elastic band

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847913)





Date: October 25th, 2006 12:03 AM
Author: Carmine menage

It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6852785)





Date: October 25th, 2006 9:33 PM
Author: Sapphire vibrant nursing home jewess

Some of us find surrealism very erotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6858791)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: trip point persian

You say potato...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6859973)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: White knife gaping

Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6860012)





Date: December 5th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: impertinent selfie cuckold

not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8982832)





Date: December 6th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: impertinent selfie cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8984581)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 2:11 PM
Author: stirring theater coffee pot

bounty the quicker picker upper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9415962)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: Fuchsia new version crackhouse

nothing but cobwebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669502)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: nofapping cyan base

*sweep sweep*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669515)