Will you delete that porn on your computer?

Will you be a little nicer to your mom?

Will you start enjoying sunsets?

Will you start reading the great books of literature?

Will you start to find religion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916509)

chemo sucked

now he's fine- you will be too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6920110)

but seriously OP, i hope things turn out well for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916910)

i'm now surreptitiously trying to fondle my balls through my pants to check for lumps. i'm not sure why, but i have serious castration anxiety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916503)

the good news is that it sounds like you'll be fine. and one ball is plenty for procreation purposes. I'm not the least bit worried about you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916505)

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001288.htm

It looks like even for stage II, the cure rate is very high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916645)

I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917384)

EDIT: and I'm actually sorry if this is the truth, but I had to keep the HHH legend alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916518)

You'll definitely regret the "fuck everything" approach in 2 years if thats what you decided to take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916604)

have you selected a prosthetic nut yet? i wonder if there is some status hierarchy -- like with wrist watches or rims. a platinum ball would be cool, or maybe a semi-precious gem, like an opal, that is conducive to being cut in the shape of a testicle.

sorry to hear the news, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916571)

also, my commiserations, and good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916917)

Among conspiracy buffs, this is what is known as (ahem) the lone-nut theory. (Note to the Teeming Millions: Hey, I got a million of 'em.) But let's get serious. The case of Hitler's missing testicle is one of many bizarre twists in the life of one of history's most bizarre hombres. (Another is the never-proven allegation that Hitler's paternal grandfather was Jewish.) The bit of doggerel favored by your landlord probably goes something like the following, originally sung by British Tommies during World War II to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March":

Hitler has only got one ball,

Goering has two, but very small;

Himmler is very sim'lar,

And Goebbels has no balls at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916980)

"In the process of running to catch the truck, Thurgood got caught on the tailgate and injured his testicle. Marshall lost one of his testicles because of the incident and did not get back to Lincoln until the fall semester of 1928. His friends had a new nickname for him: One Ball."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#7701442)

this happened to a friend of my uncle's... he didn't get it taken care of in time, and he died at age 40 (kind of late for testicular cancer). the ironic thing was he was a family practitioner: a DO from Michigan State. left a wife and two kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916632)

(I am sure the OP will be fine. Just sayin' that was a manifestly ill-timed comment).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916722)

just relax in the knowledge that everything was predetermined by the big bang... er the big ding... anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916724)

DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916811)

Staging and Five-Year Survival Rates in Patients with Testicular Cancer

Stage Criteria Five-year survival rate (%)

I Confined to testicle 98

II Metastases to retroperitoneal nodes; sometimes categorized as bulky or nonbulky, depending on size and number of involved nodes 97

III Metastases above the diaphragm or to visceral organs 72

Follow-up and Prognosis

Many of the deaths that are related to testicular cancer are a result of severe metastatic relapse after inadequate follow-up. It is all too common for young males to believe they are cured after a few negative follow-up visits and to then forgo routine examinations. Testicular cancer is a disease in which even recurrence is highly curable, especially if detected early.

http://www.aafp.org/afp/990501ap/2539.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916756)

Wow, that's a pretty awesome survival rate. 97% for stage 2?

As long as the OP starts treatment right away, he should be fine. It's not going to be pleasant but he won't die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916797)

he probably just lived near a street that motor vehicles used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916785)

seriously, how can we protect ourselves if we don't know what it looks like? i'll check to see if i have it; fulano et al will certainly check everything down there inclduing his sperm upon seeing the pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916810)

I have had a pain on one side of my back that is getting worse. its been there for years. I finally went to the doc this week to complain about it. She said I should have a back xray just to check. I have been putting off going to the xray place, but you post has now prompted me to take action and get the xray done to be sure its not somethign else.

...for what its worth.

(ps: if this is flame, its in very bad taste)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917290)

PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6919443)

Did you tell your parents? What did they say? I can't imagine telling my parents something like this--they would absolutely flip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6919507)

Oh noes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6919991)

tyia and best wishes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#7701061)

he survived, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#8171703)