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Solo here. How do I hire an associate?

I need to find some help. How do I find applicants? Linked...
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  02/02/23
Just contact a local law school and put an ad on their bulle...
heady party of the first part
  02/02/23
Failed. No resumes came in.
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  02/02/23
they prefer to be unemployed? is your "local law school...
Vermilion area
  02/02/23
I talked to career services (for what little that was worth)...
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  02/02/23
your resume would be an irrevocable embarrassment on their r...
Cream Bossy Gaping
  02/02/23
Naw fuck that. Talk to your colleagues.
avocado vibrant senate fortuitous meteor
  02/02/23
Just wait for someone to come in with their resume. You wan...
infuriating potus
  02/02/23
what state? litigators accepted? I was a summa cum laude gra...
ivory community account
  02/02/23
What part of the country are you in?
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  02/02/23
Cleveland
ivory community account
  02/02/23
Sorry, bro.
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  02/02/23
no problem! maybe someone else will consider working for you...
ivory community account
  02/02/23
No, I think you can still get the job, he was just saying so...
Passionate duck-like volcanic crater legend
  02/02/23
...
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  02/02/23
How are you not getting bites if you put an ad out there? Th...
floppy point
  02/02/23
No idea. TTT who barely made it into the legal profession a...
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  02/02/23
What region are you in In the midwest there are a lot of...
floppy point
  02/02/23
The South
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  02/02/23
Make an xo law firm. CSLG did it and they all became very su...
Shimmering haunting casino
  02/02/23
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razzle patrolman native
  02/03/23
how the fucking hell can you not hire a law firm associate?
Thriller chartreuse filthpig abode
  02/02/23
How much?
olive charismatic cuckold sneaky criminal
  02/02/23
I'm about to try to hire some college kid for like 2-3 hours...
Mischievous Boistinker Digit Ratio
  02/02/23
Chaturbate.
razzmatazz angry old irish cottage
  02/02/23
*u finish cumming, the white glops resting on ur 3 day old u...
Vivacious tan market
  02/03/23
is it remote?
Thriller chartreuse filthpig abode
  02/02/23
yeah
Mischievous Boistinker Digit Ratio
  02/03/23
I'll do it
Shimmering haunting casino
  02/03/23
...
Cerebral Effete Toilet Seat
  02/03/23
I am also in the south and have never had any luck hiring a ...
fear-inspiring church building
  02/03/23
Aren’t you that Piotr fag from Chicago that cant chang...
Flesh university
  02/03/23
he gets effortless sex from 6's he DOMINATES the shitlaw ...
Bull headed rigor
  02/03/23
Not to be a debbie downer / fight the hypo, but this is prob...
violent dysfunction lay
  02/03/23
www.backpage.com
low-t garrison
  02/03/23
Is Indeed.com still a thing? That's how I found "contra...
pink dog poop
  02/03/23


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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:32 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen

I need to find some help. How do I find applicants? LinkedIn? Headhunter? Craigslist? Indeed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879737)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:33 PM
Author: heady party of the first part

Just contact a local law school and put an ad on their bulletin board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879741)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:34 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen

Failed. No resumes came in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879750)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:38 PM
Author: Vermilion area

they prefer to be unemployed? is your "local law school" columbia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879768)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen

I talked to career services (for what little that was worth) and they said the ad looked great to them. They could see that few people had viewed it but no one followed through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879775)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Cream Bossy Gaping

your resume would be an irrevocable embarrassment on their resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879873)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:34 PM
Author: avocado vibrant senate fortuitous meteor

Naw fuck that. Talk to your colleagues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879748)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: infuriating potus

Just wait for someone to come in with their resume. You want a go-getter who pounds the pavement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879759)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: ivory community account

what state? litigators accepted? I was a summa cum laude graduate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879760)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:37 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen

What part of the country are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879766)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:38 PM
Author: ivory community account

Cleveland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879767)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen

Sorry, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879776)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: ivory community account

no problem! maybe someone else will consider working for you. Best of luck with your employee search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879781)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Passionate duck-like volcanic crater legend

No, I think you can still get the job, he was just saying sorry about Cleveland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879946)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879777)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:44 PM
Author: floppy point

How are you not getting bites if you put an ad out there? There are still tons of TTT grads without jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879783)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen

No idea. TTT who barely made it into the legal profession and is willing to work like mad would be ideal for my situation. But a lot of the TTTmos out there can't pass the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879803)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 9:56 PM
Author: floppy point

What region are you in

In the midwest there are a lot of applicants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879842)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 10:52 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen

The South

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880074)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: Shimmering haunting casino

Make an xo law firm. CSLG did it and they all became very successful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879950)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 5:47 AM
Author: razzle patrolman native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880774)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 10:31 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse filthpig abode

how the fucking hell can you not hire a law firm associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879964)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: olive charismatic cuckold sneaky criminal

How much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45879968)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: Mischievous Boistinker Digit Ratio

I'm about to try to hire some college kid for like 2-3 hours a day guaranteed (even if I have nothing to give them to do) for $18-$20/hour

No idea how to find them though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880087)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 10:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz angry old irish cottage

Chaturbate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880094)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 12:50 AM
Author: Vivacious tan market

*u finish cumming, the white glops resting on ur 3 day old unwashed Hanes underpants, more grey than white at the point*

“So uhhhhh anyway …… u looking for a job? In the LEGAL field?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880512)



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Date: February 2nd, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse filthpig abode

is it remote?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880100)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Mischievous Boistinker Digit Ratio

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880385)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:37 AM
Author: Shimmering haunting casino

I'll do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880624)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:50 AM
Author: Cerebral Effete Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880638)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:23 AM
Author: fear-inspiring church building

I am also in the south and have never had any luck hiring a good or even decent associate. And i was willing to pay six figures pre-covid/pre inflation. The basic problem is that i am in an out of the way city and anyone who lives here or wants to come here is too dumb to do the work, which often has midlaw/biglaw on the other side. These motherfuckers can't even do decent msj practice, much less take a depo or argue a hearing. They are way, way, way worse than i was early in my career with 10x the hand-holding I had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880593)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:57 AM
Author: Flesh university

Aren’t you that Piotr fag from Chicago that cant change his own tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880645)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 5:56 AM
Author: Bull headed rigor

he gets effortless sex from 6's

he DOMINATES the shitlaw scene in Tupelo, MS

he's the most interesting man in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880776)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 2:32 AM
Author: violent dysfunction lay

Not to be a debbie downer / fight the hypo, but this is probably the #1 benefit of being a small partnerhsip rather than a solo. Unless you're *really* prestigious and/or very successful (in your current form, not when you were a senior associate at jones day), you're just not going to get good people.

I came out of fancy firms that had very few TTT grads (all like #1 in their class), but I had litigated against TTTs who I thought were perfectly serviceable lawyers. I didn't realize that even those guys were probably top-5% of their class in talent, even if not grades. Early on with my firm we went through a string of folks who were so fucking bad I can't imagine using them productively for anything. We gave one girl more severance than she had total time at the company b/c we all felt so guilty that we had erred so unreasonably by hiring her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880672)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 6:18 AM
Author: low-t garrison

www.backpage.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880792)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 6:23 AM
Author: pink dog poop

Is Indeed.com still a thing? That's how I found "contract" attorneys to defend depos for me. It was free to advertise there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283044&forum_id=2#45880800)