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Buddy's GF just shit all over him. Literally.

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he fo...
frisky house tattoo
  11/30/06
how serious a gf was this?
French Candlestick Maker
  11/30/06
Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been ...
frisky house tattoo
  11/30/06
that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.
French Candlestick Maker
  11/30/06
He told her to leave? Bahahaha.
ultramarine senate pozpig
  11/30/06
Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.
frisky house tattoo
  11/30/06
are u his gf or his cousin?
Bateful jewess
  10/20/08
Yeah, you have to prep for this.
very tactful charismatic parlour
  11/30/06
True story: I went to visit my best friend from HS at his...
idiotic irate associate
  11/30/06
HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol. Ew, this ch...
burgundy gay wizard
  11/30/06
Fuck me in the shit.
Snowy coldplay fan university
  11/30/06
Not you again. Washington, Washington.
burgundy gay wizard
  11/30/06
I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.
Snowy coldplay fan university
  11/30/06
i like this shtick
Splenetic heaven french chef
  12/01/06
*lol*
very tactful charismatic parlour
  11/30/06
OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
cracking hairy legs
  11/30/06
WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?
misanthropic den
  11/30/06
haha i always laugh at your posts
supple maize institution
  11/30/06
Wow.
frisky house tattoo
  11/30/06
tyty for this
aromatic grizzly kitty theater
  11/30/06
ten million 180s if this is a true story
Avocado Keepsake Machete Business Firm
  11/30/06
This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked t...
idiotic irate associate
  11/30/06
This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's n...
Glittery cocky church building pistol
  11/30/06
Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.
haunting boyish rigpig
  12/01/06
edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though
Nubile ruddy pit
  11/30/06
fuck your gay urban legend
glassy goal in life double fault
  11/30/06
I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google...
topaz floppy property useless brakes
  11/30/06
http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html http://comments.f...
topaz floppy property useless brakes
  11/30/06
That is gross dude.
Autistic Puppy Deer Antler
  11/30/06
i'm crying as i read this.
Duck-like stag film gaping
  11/30/06
wtf
Light ticket booth
  12/01/06
180^180
Splenetic heaven french chef
  12/01/06
FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!
beady-eyed mood halford
  10/20/08
Is your buddy Tucker Max? http://www.tuckermax.com/archiv...
Stimulating vermilion public bath factory reset button
  11/30/06
No hisname is Jeb.
frisky house tattoo
  11/30/06
Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?
Stimulating vermilion public bath factory reset button
  11/30/06
Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit befo...
Translucent fighting theatre
  11/30/06
ugh. white people are disgusting.
supple maize institution
  11/30/06
Explain by comparison.
frisky house tattoo
  11/30/06
uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?
supple maize institution
  11/30/06
Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...
frisky house tattoo
  12/01/06
post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? ...
Zombie-like principal's office
  12/01/06
...
chartreuse field
  12/01/06
More Feces.
Razzle-dazzle son of senegal scourge upon the earth
  12/01/06
good to see you bro!
carnelian crotch alpha
  12/01/06
...
Fuchsia bawdyhouse
  10/30/08


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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:31 PM
Author: frisky house tattoo

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he found was something he didn't expect...

Got all over, he said. Johnson, pubes, balls, legs, stomach. He told her to leave. Serves him right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105514)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: French Candlestick Maker

how serious a gf was this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105526)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: frisky house tattoo

Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been on the rocks for the last couple of months but were in the process of getting back together. Today's little incident should make that process a little more difficult...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: French Candlestick Maker

that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105562)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:38 PM
Author: ultramarine senate pozpig

He told her to leave? Bahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105569)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: frisky house tattoo

Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105586)





Date: October 20th, 2008 1:16 PM
Author: Bateful jewess

are u his gf or his cousin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280539)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: very tactful charismatic parlour

Yeah, you have to prep for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105651)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:47 PM
Author: idiotic irate associate

True story:

I went to visit my best friend from HS at his college one time, and he told me about an extraordinarily fucked up experience his roommate had at a sorority date party. This girl he'd had a thing for for a while asked him to a function at her sorority house. After the party, when both of them were wasted, they hooked up. She asked for anal, and when he stuck it in, she lost control of her bowels. Diarrhea. All over him, her, the bed, everything. He was disgusted, but he couldn't run down the hall to the bathroom for obvious reasons, so he started to clean himself off with paper towels. He looked up, and she was rubbing the shit all over herself, muttering "Fuck me in the shit, fuck me in the shit" over and over again. He got his shit-stained self dressed and ran the hell out of there. Never talked to the girl again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105633)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: burgundy gay wizard

HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol.

Ew, this chili suddenly doesn't look so good :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105642)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Snowy coldplay fan university

Fuck me in the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105652)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: burgundy gay wizard

Not you again.

Washington, Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105654)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Snowy coldplay fan university

I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105668)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Splenetic heaven french chef

i like this shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109171)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: very tactful charismatic parlour

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105648)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: cracking hairy legs

OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105650)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:56 PM
Author: misanthropic den

WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105697)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: supple maize institution

haha i always laugh at your posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105864)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: frisky house tattoo

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105661)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: aromatic grizzly kitty theater

tyty for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105666)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: Avocado Keepsake Machete Business Firm

ten million 180s if this is a true story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105701)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: idiotic irate associate

This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked the roomie. He said it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105744)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Glittery cocky church building pistol

This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105830)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: haunting boyish rigpig

Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107982)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Nubile ruddy pit

edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106183)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: glassy goal in life double fault

fuck your gay urban legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106184)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: topaz floppy property useless brakes

I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google or snoopes.

I did come up with this: http://web.unbc.ca/edge/sexissue.pdf (2nd page)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106460)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: topaz floppy property useless brakes

http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html

http://comments.fuckedcompany.com:8080/phpcomments/index.php?newsid=104464&sid=1&page=1&parentid=0&crapfilter=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Autistic Puppy Deer Antler

That is gross dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106574)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Duck-like stag film gaping

i'm crying as i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106618)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: Light ticket booth

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108034)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Splenetic heaven french chef

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109172)





Date: October 20th, 2008 11:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed mood halford

FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280165)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: Stimulating vermilion public bath factory reset button

Is your buddy Tucker Max?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105769)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: frisky house tattoo

No hisname is Jeb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105825)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Stimulating vermilion public bath factory reset button

Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106145)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: Translucent fighting theatre

Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit before anal sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105813)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: supple maize institution

ugh. white people are disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106194)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: frisky house tattoo

Explain by comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106201)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: supple maize institution

uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106207)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:32 AM
Author: frisky house tattoo

Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108686)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Zombie-like principal's office

post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? with her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108709)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: chartreuse field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107783)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle son of senegal scourge upon the earth

More Feces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108029)





Date: December 1st, 2006 7:49 AM
Author: carnelian crotch alpha

good to see you bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108928)





Date: October 30th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10311401)