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Buddy's GF just shit all over him. Literally.

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he fo...
Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot
  11/30/06
how serious a gf was this?
Irradiated plaza double fault
  11/30/06
Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been ...
Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot
  11/30/06
that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.
Irradiated plaza double fault
  11/30/06
He told her to leave? Bahahaha.
Citrine Talented Rigor Lay
  11/30/06
Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.
Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot
  11/30/06
are u his gf or his cousin?
thirsty white native
  10/20/08
Yeah, you have to prep for this.
mustard mischievous meetinghouse
  11/30/06
True story: I went to visit my best friend from HS at his...
hyperventilating nursing home
  11/30/06
HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol. Ew, this ch...
excitant antidepressant drug
  11/30/06
Fuck me in the shit.
Elite Set
  11/30/06
Not you again. Washington, Washington.
excitant antidepressant drug
  11/30/06
I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.
Elite Set
  11/30/06
i like this shtick
Sexy odious box office
  12/01/06
*lol*
mustard mischievous meetinghouse
  11/30/06
OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
marvelous godawful station crotch
  11/30/06
WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?
Zippy heaven
  11/30/06
haha i always laugh at your posts
Ivory domesticated queen of the night
  11/30/06
Wow.
Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot
  11/30/06
tyty for this
Shimmering Unhinged Site Toilet Seat
  11/30/06
ten million 180s if this is a true story
Swollen Keepsake Machete
  11/30/06
This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked t...
hyperventilating nursing home
  11/30/06
This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's n...
Bossy newt casino
  11/30/06
Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.
Flatulent Useless Brakes
  12/01/06
edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though
misunderstood locale
  11/30/06
fuck your gay urban legend
bespoke step-uncle's house
  11/30/06
I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google...
Seedy indirect expression
  11/30/06
http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html http://comments.f...
Seedy indirect expression
  11/30/06
That is gross dude.
Fluffy razzle office
  11/30/06
i'm crying as i read this.
fighting theater
  11/30/06
wtf
comical sickened cruise ship
  12/01/06
180^180
Sexy odious box office
  12/01/06
FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!
Haunting foreskin trump supporter
  10/20/08
Is your buddy Tucker Max? http://www.tuckermax.com/archiv...
Vivacious pearly national halford
  11/30/06
No hisname is Jeb.
Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot
  11/30/06
Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?
Vivacious pearly national halford
  11/30/06
Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit befo...
talking boyish puppy location
  11/30/06
ugh. white people are disgusting.
Ivory domesticated queen of the night
  11/30/06
Explain by comparison.
Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot
  11/30/06
uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?
Ivory domesticated queen of the night
  11/30/06
Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...
Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot
  12/01/06
post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? ...
Red Medicated Mad Cow Disease
  12/01/06
...
At-the-ready hideous ticket booth old irish cottage
  12/01/06
More Feces.
Azure kink-friendly library sneaky criminal
  12/01/06
good to see you bro!
dashing learning disabled shrine
  12/01/06
...
Chrome vigorous deer antler forum
  10/30/08


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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:31 PM
Author: Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he found was something he didn't expect...

Got all over, he said. Johnson, pubes, balls, legs, stomach. He told her to leave. Serves him right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105514)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: Irradiated plaza double fault

how serious a gf was this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105526)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot

Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been on the rocks for the last couple of months but were in the process of getting back together. Today's little incident should make that process a little more difficult...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: Irradiated plaza double fault

that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105562)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:38 PM
Author: Citrine Talented Rigor Lay

He told her to leave? Bahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105569)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot

Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105586)





Date: October 20th, 2008 1:16 PM
Author: thirsty white native

are u his gf or his cousin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280539)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: mustard mischievous meetinghouse

Yeah, you have to prep for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105651)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:47 PM
Author: hyperventilating nursing home

True story:

I went to visit my best friend from HS at his college one time, and he told me about an extraordinarily fucked up experience his roommate had at a sorority date party. This girl he'd had a thing for for a while asked him to a function at her sorority house. After the party, when both of them were wasted, they hooked up. She asked for anal, and when he stuck it in, she lost control of her bowels. Diarrhea. All over him, her, the bed, everything. He was disgusted, but he couldn't run down the hall to the bathroom for obvious reasons, so he started to clean himself off with paper towels. He looked up, and she was rubbing the shit all over herself, muttering "Fuck me in the shit, fuck me in the shit" over and over again. He got his shit-stained self dressed and ran the hell out of there. Never talked to the girl again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105633)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug

HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol.

Ew, this chili suddenly doesn't look so good :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105642)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Elite Set

Fuck me in the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105652)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug

Not you again.

Washington, Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105654)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Elite Set

I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105668)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Sexy odious box office

i like this shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109171)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: mustard mischievous meetinghouse

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105648)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: marvelous godawful station crotch

OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105650)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:56 PM
Author: Zippy heaven

WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105697)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Ivory domesticated queen of the night

haha i always laugh at your posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105864)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105661)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Shimmering Unhinged Site Toilet Seat

tyty for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105666)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: Swollen Keepsake Machete

ten million 180s if this is a true story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105701)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating nursing home

This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked the roomie. He said it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105744)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Bossy newt casino

This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105830)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Flatulent Useless Brakes

Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107982)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: misunderstood locale

edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106183)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: bespoke step-uncle's house

fuck your gay urban legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106184)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Seedy indirect expression

I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google or snoopes.

I did come up with this: http://web.unbc.ca/edge/sexissue.pdf (2nd page)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106460)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Seedy indirect expression

http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html

http://comments.fuckedcompany.com:8080/phpcomments/index.php?newsid=104464&sid=1&page=1&parentid=0&crapfilter=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Fluffy razzle office

That is gross dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106574)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: fighting theater

i'm crying as i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106618)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: comical sickened cruise ship

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108034)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Sexy odious box office

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109172)





Date: October 20th, 2008 11:26 AM
Author: Haunting foreskin trump supporter

FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280165)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: Vivacious pearly national halford

Is your buddy Tucker Max?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105769)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot

No hisname is Jeb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105825)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Vivacious pearly national halford

Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106145)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: talking boyish puppy location

Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit before anal sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105813)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Ivory domesticated queen of the night

ugh. white people are disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106194)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot

Explain by comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106201)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Ivory domesticated queen of the night

uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106207)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:32 AM
Author: Sienna Apoplectic Private Investor Spot

Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108686)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Red Medicated Mad Cow Disease

post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? with her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108709)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready hideous ticket booth old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107783)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Azure kink-friendly library sneaky criminal

More Feces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108029)





Date: December 1st, 2006 7:49 AM
Author: dashing learning disabled shrine

good to see you bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108928)





Date: October 30th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: Chrome vigorous deer antler forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10311401)