Buddy's GF just shit all over him. Literally.
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:31 PM Author: frisky house tattoo
He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he found was something he didn't expect...
Got all over, he said. Johnson, pubes, balls, legs, stomach. He told her to leave. Serves him right.
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:47 PM Author: idiotic irate associate
True story:
I went to visit my best friend from HS at his college one time, and he told me about an extraordinarily fucked up experience his roommate had at a sorority date party. This girl he'd had a thing for for a while asked him to a function at her sorority house. After the party, when both of them were wasted, they hooked up. She asked for anal, and when he stuck it in, she lost control of her bowels. Diarrhea. All over him, her, the bed, everything. He was disgusted, but he couldn't run down the hall to the bathroom for obvious reasons, so he started to clean himself off with paper towels. He looked up, and she was rubbing the shit all over herself, muttering "Fuck me in the shit, fuck me in the shit" over and over again. He got his shit-stained self dressed and ran the hell out of there. Never talked to the girl again.
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM Author: burgundy gay wizard
HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol.
Ew, this chili suddenly doesn't look so good :(
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM Author: burgundy gay wizard
Not you again.
Washington, Washington.
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Date: November 30th, 2006 10:36 PM Author: topaz floppy property useless brakes
I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google or snoopes.
I did come up with this: http://web.unbc.ca/edge/sexissue.pdf (2nd page)
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Date: November 30th, 2006 9:12 PM Author: Translucent fighting theatre
Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit before anal sex?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105813) |
Date: November 30th, 2006 10:00 PM Author: supple maize institution
ugh. white people are disgusting.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106194) |
Date: December 1st, 2006 1:21 AM Author: chartreuse field
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Date: December 1st, 2006 1:56 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle son of senegal scourge upon the earth
More Feces.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108029) |
Date: October 30th, 2008 11:07 PM Author: Fuchsia bawdyhouse
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