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Buddy's GF just shit all over him. Literally.

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he fo...
Mahogany nursing home foreskin
  11/30/06
how serious a gf was this?
hideous library
  11/30/06
Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been ...
Mahogany nursing home foreskin
  11/30/06
that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.
hideous library
  11/30/06
He told her to leave? Bahahaha.
Bisexual Lavender Gaming Laptop
  11/30/06
Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.
Mahogany nursing home foreskin
  11/30/06
are u his gf or his cousin?
Stirring Lodge Dragon
  10/20/08
Yeah, you have to prep for this.
Hateful slimy gas station
  11/30/06
True story: I went to visit my best friend from HS at his...
White Bespoke Mother Theater Stage
  11/30/06
HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol. Ew, this ch...
dead boiling water
  11/30/06
Fuck me in the shit.
Judgmental water buffalo
  11/30/06
Not you again. Washington, Washington.
dead boiling water
  11/30/06
I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.
Judgmental water buffalo
  11/30/06
i like this shtick
peach racy psychic
  12/01/06
*lol*
Hateful slimy gas station
  11/30/06
OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
vivacious navy plaza
  11/30/06
WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?
green station azn
  11/30/06
haha i always laugh at your posts
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  11/30/06
Wow.
Mahogany nursing home foreskin
  11/30/06
tyty for this
puce flirting cruise ship
  11/30/06
ten million 180s if this is a true story
Deep Honey-headed Queen Of The Night
  11/30/06
This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked t...
White Bespoke Mother Theater Stage
  11/30/06
This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's n...
razzle lettuce coffee pot
  11/30/06
Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.
godawful casino
  12/01/06
edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though
Brilliant floppy chad
  11/30/06
fuck your gay urban legend
infuriating sanctuary
  11/30/06
I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google...
bright mental disorder university
  11/30/06
http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html http://comments.f...
bright mental disorder university
  11/30/06
That is gross dude.
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  11/30/06
i'm crying as i read this.
twinkling laser beams pit
  11/30/06
wtf
carmine office degenerate
  12/01/06
180^180
peach racy psychic
  12/01/06
FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!
razzmatazz clear house pervert
  10/20/08
Is your buddy Tucker Max? http://www.tuckermax.com/archiv...
Gay hospital community account
  11/30/06
No hisname is Jeb.
Mahogany nursing home foreskin
  11/30/06
Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?
Gay hospital community account
  11/30/06
Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit befo...
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  11/30/06
ugh. white people are disgusting.
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  11/30/06
Explain by comparison.
Mahogany nursing home foreskin
  11/30/06
uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?
concupiscible chrome kitchen gay wizard
  11/30/06
Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...
Mahogany nursing home foreskin
  12/01/06
post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? ...
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  12/01/06
...
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  12/01/06
More Feces.
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  12/01/06
good to see you bro!
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  12/01/06
...
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  10/30/08


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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:31 PM
Author: Mahogany nursing home foreskin

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he found was something he didn't expect...

Got all over, he said. Johnson, pubes, balls, legs, stomach. He told her to leave. Serves him right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105514)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: hideous library

how serious a gf was this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105526)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Mahogany nursing home foreskin

Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been on the rocks for the last couple of months but were in the process of getting back together. Today's little incident should make that process a little more difficult...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: hideous library

that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105562)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:38 PM
Author: Bisexual Lavender Gaming Laptop

He told her to leave? Bahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105569)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: Mahogany nursing home foreskin

Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105586)





Date: October 20th, 2008 1:16 PM
Author: Stirring Lodge Dragon

are u his gf or his cousin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280539)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Hateful slimy gas station

Yeah, you have to prep for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105651)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:47 PM
Author: White Bespoke Mother Theater Stage

True story:

I went to visit my best friend from HS at his college one time, and he told me about an extraordinarily fucked up experience his roommate had at a sorority date party. This girl he'd had a thing for for a while asked him to a function at her sorority house. After the party, when both of them were wasted, they hooked up. She asked for anal, and when he stuck it in, she lost control of her bowels. Diarrhea. All over him, her, the bed, everything. He was disgusted, but he couldn't run down the hall to the bathroom for obvious reasons, so he started to clean himself off with paper towels. He looked up, and she was rubbing the shit all over herself, muttering "Fuck me in the shit, fuck me in the shit" over and over again. He got his shit-stained self dressed and ran the hell out of there. Never talked to the girl again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105633)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: dead boiling water

HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol.

Ew, this chili suddenly doesn't look so good :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105642)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Judgmental water buffalo

Fuck me in the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105652)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: dead boiling water

Not you again.

Washington, Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105654)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Judgmental water buffalo

I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105668)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: peach racy psychic

i like this shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109171)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: Hateful slimy gas station

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105648)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: vivacious navy plaza

OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105650)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:56 PM
Author: green station azn

WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105697)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: concupiscible chrome kitchen gay wizard

haha i always laugh at your posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105864)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Mahogany nursing home foreskin

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105661)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: puce flirting cruise ship

tyty for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105666)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: Deep Honey-headed Queen Of The Night

ten million 180s if this is a true story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105701)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: White Bespoke Mother Theater Stage

This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked the roomie. He said it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105744)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: razzle lettuce coffee pot

This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105830)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: godawful casino

Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107982)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Brilliant floppy chad

edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106183)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: infuriating sanctuary

fuck your gay urban legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106184)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: bright mental disorder university

I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google or snoopes.

I did come up with this: http://web.unbc.ca/edge/sexissue.pdf (2nd page)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106460)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: bright mental disorder university

http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html

http://comments.fuckedcompany.com:8080/phpcomments/index.php?newsid=104464&sid=1&page=1&parentid=0&crapfilter=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Galvanic ebony mexican

That is gross dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106574)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: twinkling laser beams pit

i'm crying as i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106618)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: carmine office degenerate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108034)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: peach racy psychic

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109172)





Date: October 20th, 2008 11:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz clear house pervert

FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280165)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: Gay hospital community account

Is your buddy Tucker Max?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105769)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Mahogany nursing home foreskin

No hisname is Jeb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105825)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Gay hospital community account

Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106145)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: Aquamarine Weed Whacker Macaca

Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit before anal sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105813)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: concupiscible chrome kitchen gay wizard

ugh. white people are disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106194)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Mahogany nursing home foreskin

Explain by comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106201)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: concupiscible chrome kitchen gay wizard

uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106207)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:32 AM
Author: Mahogany nursing home foreskin

Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108686)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: titillating vermilion brunch old irish cottage

post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? with her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108709)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Stubborn hall generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107783)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: spectacular emerald hominid center

More Feces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108029)





Date: December 1st, 2006 7:49 AM
Author: Boyish business firm

good to see you bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108928)





Date: October 30th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: Cordovan crotch corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10311401)