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Buddy's GF just shit all over him. Literally.
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:31 PM Author: balding hall tank He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he found was something he didn't expect...
Got all over, he said. Johnson, pubes, balls, legs, stomach. He told her to leave. Serves him right. |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:33 PM Author: Mauve titillating useless brakes how serious a gf was this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105526) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:36 PM Author: balding hall tank Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been on the rocks for the last couple of months but were in the process of getting back together. Today's little incident should make that process a little more difficult... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105547) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:37 PM Author: Mauve titillating useless brakes that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105562) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:38 PM Author: Walnut Passionate Space He told her to leave? Bahahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105569) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:40 PM Author: balding hall tank Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105586) |
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Date: October 20th, 2008 1:16 PM Author: charcoal stain are u his gf or his cousin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280539) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM Author: iridescent deer antler selfie Yeah, you have to prep for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105651) |
Date: November 30th, 2006 8:47 PM Author: Motley Azn True story:
I went to visit my best friend from HS at his college one time, and he told me about an extraordinarily fucked up experience his roommate had at a sorority date party. This girl he'd had a thing for for a while asked him to a function at her sorority house. After the party, when both of them were wasted, they hooked up. She asked for anal, and when he stuck it in, she lost control of her bowels. Diarrhea. All over him, her, the bed, everything. He was disgusted, but he couldn't run down the hall to the bathroom for obvious reasons, so he started to clean himself off with paper towels. He looked up, and she was rubbing the shit all over herself, muttering "Fuck me in the shit, fuck me in the shit" over and over again. He got his shit-stained self dressed and ran the hell out of there. Never talked to the girl again. |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM Author: Burgundy locus milk HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol.
Ew, this chili suddenly doesn't look so good :( |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM Author: Amethyst friendly grandma area Fuck me in the shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105652) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM Author: Burgundy locus milk Not you again.
Washington, Washington. |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM Author: Amethyst friendly grandma area I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105668) |
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Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM Author: Insecure yellow gunner i like this shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109171) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM Author: iridescent deer antler selfie *lol* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105648) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM Author: Frum Splenetic Newt OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105650) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:56 PM Author: Excitant brunch boiling water WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105697) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: confused gay wizard national haha i always laugh at your posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105864) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM Author: balding hall tank Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105661) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM Author: hairraiser blue temple tyty for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105666) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:57 PM Author: stubborn disrespectful church sex offender ten million 180s if this is a true story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105701) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 9:03 PM Author: Motley Azn This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked the roomie. He said it was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105744) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM Author: Flushed bearded trump supporter This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's no big deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105830) |
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Date: December 1st, 2006 1:52 AM Author: seedy library Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107982) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM Author: hot box office corn cake edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106183) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 10:36 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Affirmative Action Rehab I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google or snoopes.
I did come up with this: http://web.unbc.ca/edge/sexissue.pdf (2nd page) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 10:50 PM Author: crystalline tanning salon idea he suggested That is gross dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106574) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 10:54 PM Author: Alcoholic roommate i'm crying as i read this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106618) |
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Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM Author: Insecure yellow gunner 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109172) |
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Date: October 20th, 2008 11:26 AM Author: rebellious range FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280165) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 9:06 PM Author: learning disabled flatulent turdskin Is your buddy Tucker Max?
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278 |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM Author: balding hall tank No hisname is Jeb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105825) |
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Date: November 30th, 2006 9:54 PM Author: learning disabled flatulent turdskin Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106145) |
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Date: December 1st, 2006 3:32 AM Author: balding hall tank Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108686) |
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