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Buddy's GF just shit all over him. Literally.

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he fo...
Diverse heaven filthpig
  11/30/06
how serious a gf was this?
excitant shimmering hominid school
  11/30/06
Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been ...
Diverse heaven filthpig
  11/30/06
that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.
excitant shimmering hominid school
  11/30/06
He told her to leave? Bahahaha.
stimulating french orchestra pit
  11/30/06
Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.
Diverse heaven filthpig
  11/30/06
are u his gf or his cousin?
duck-like cocky kitchen double fault
  10/20/08
Yeah, you have to prep for this.
Hateful Potus
  11/30/06
True story: I went to visit my best friend from HS at his...
Pearly vivacious giraffe death wish
  11/30/06
HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol. Ew, this ch...
Marvelous honey-headed hell
  11/30/06
Fuck me in the shit.
Sticky hairless native
  11/30/06
Not you again. Washington, Washington.
Marvelous honey-headed hell
  11/30/06
I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.
Sticky hairless native
  11/30/06
i like this shtick
Maize Tantric Nibblets Hairy Legs
  12/01/06
*lol*
Hateful Potus
  11/30/06
OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
green wild nursing home scourge upon the earth
  11/30/06
WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?
mind-boggling deep mediation parlour
  11/30/06
haha i always laugh at your posts
lake unholy abode
  11/30/06
Wow.
Diverse heaven filthpig
  11/30/06
tyty for this
ruby cuckold
  11/30/06
ten million 180s if this is a true story
Topaz Forum
  11/30/06
This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked t...
Pearly vivacious giraffe death wish
  11/30/06
This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's n...
mustard bonkers cruise ship toilet seat
  11/30/06
Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.
motley cobalt shrine antidepressant drug
  12/01/06
edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though
crimson plaza preventive strike
  11/30/06
fuck your gay urban legend
Adventurous Nofapping Institution
  11/30/06
I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google...
Obsidian range
  11/30/06
http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html http://comments.f...
Obsidian range
  11/30/06
That is gross dude.
Mildly autistic national mad cow disease
  11/30/06
i'm crying as i read this.
Exciting nighttime background story gay wizard
  11/30/06
wtf
Transparent maniacal temple
  12/01/06
180^180
Maize Tantric Nibblets Hairy Legs
  12/01/06
FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!
pink halford marketing idea
  10/20/08
Is your buddy Tucker Max? http://www.tuckermax.com/archiv...
swollen set
  11/30/06
No hisname is Jeb.
Diverse heaven filthpig
  11/30/06
Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?
swollen set
  11/30/06
Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit befo...
Appetizing place of business ratface
  11/30/06
ugh. white people are disgusting.
lake unholy abode
  11/30/06
Explain by comparison.
Diverse heaven filthpig
  11/30/06
uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?
lake unholy abode
  11/30/06
Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...
Diverse heaven filthpig
  12/01/06
post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? ...
walnut magical masturbator theater
  12/01/06
...
Buck-toothed big pit
  12/01/06
More Feces.
chest-beating spectacular depressive
  12/01/06
good to see you bro!
Anal spruce locus twinkling uncleanness
  12/01/06
...
heady idea he suggested
  10/30/08


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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:31 PM
Author: Diverse heaven filthpig

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he found was something he didn't expect...

Got all over, he said. Johnson, pubes, balls, legs, stomach. He told her to leave. Serves him right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105514)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: excitant shimmering hominid school

how serious a gf was this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105526)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Diverse heaven filthpig

Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been on the rocks for the last couple of months but were in the process of getting back together. Today's little incident should make that process a little more difficult...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: excitant shimmering hominid school

that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105562)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:38 PM
Author: stimulating french orchestra pit

He told her to leave? Bahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105569)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: Diverse heaven filthpig

Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105586)





Date: October 20th, 2008 1:16 PM
Author: duck-like cocky kitchen double fault

are u his gf or his cousin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280539)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Hateful Potus

Yeah, you have to prep for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105651)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:47 PM
Author: Pearly vivacious giraffe death wish

True story:

I went to visit my best friend from HS at his college one time, and he told me about an extraordinarily fucked up experience his roommate had at a sorority date party. This girl he'd had a thing for for a while asked him to a function at her sorority house. After the party, when both of them were wasted, they hooked up. She asked for anal, and when he stuck it in, she lost control of her bowels. Diarrhea. All over him, her, the bed, everything. He was disgusted, but he couldn't run down the hall to the bathroom for obvious reasons, so he started to clean himself off with paper towels. He looked up, and she was rubbing the shit all over herself, muttering "Fuck me in the shit, fuck me in the shit" over and over again. He got his shit-stained self dressed and ran the hell out of there. Never talked to the girl again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105633)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: Marvelous honey-headed hell

HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol.

Ew, this chili suddenly doesn't look so good :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105642)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Sticky hairless native

Fuck me in the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105652)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Marvelous honey-headed hell

Not you again.

Washington, Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105654)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Sticky hairless native

I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105668)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Maize Tantric Nibblets Hairy Legs

i like this shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109171)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: Hateful Potus

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105648)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: green wild nursing home scourge upon the earth

OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105650)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling deep mediation parlour

WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105697)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: lake unholy abode

haha i always laugh at your posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105864)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Diverse heaven filthpig

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105661)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: ruby cuckold

tyty for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105666)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: Topaz Forum

ten million 180s if this is a true story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105701)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: Pearly vivacious giraffe death wish

This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked the roomie. He said it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105744)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: mustard bonkers cruise ship toilet seat

This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105830)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: motley cobalt shrine antidepressant drug

Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107982)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: crimson plaza preventive strike

edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106183)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Adventurous Nofapping Institution

fuck your gay urban legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106184)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Obsidian range

I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google or snoopes.

I did come up with this: http://web.unbc.ca/edge/sexissue.pdf (2nd page)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106460)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Obsidian range

http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html

http://comments.fuckedcompany.com:8080/phpcomments/index.php?newsid=104464&sid=1&page=1&parentid=0&crapfilter=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Mildly autistic national mad cow disease

That is gross dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106574)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Exciting nighttime background story gay wizard

i'm crying as i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106618)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: Transparent maniacal temple

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108034)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Maize Tantric Nibblets Hairy Legs

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109172)





Date: October 20th, 2008 11:26 AM
Author: pink halford marketing idea

FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280165)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: swollen set

Is your buddy Tucker Max?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105769)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Diverse heaven filthpig

No hisname is Jeb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105825)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: swollen set

Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106145)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: Appetizing place of business ratface

Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit before anal sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105813)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: lake unholy abode

ugh. white people are disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106194)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Diverse heaven filthpig

Explain by comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106201)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: lake unholy abode

uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106207)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:32 AM
Author: Diverse heaven filthpig

Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108686)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: walnut magical masturbator theater

post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? with her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108709)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Buck-toothed big pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107783)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: chest-beating spectacular depressive

More Feces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108029)





Date: December 1st, 2006 7:49 AM
Author: Anal spruce locus twinkling uncleanness

good to see you bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108928)





Date: October 30th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10311401)