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Joined eharmony to find a breedable girl. There are 9 people on the app

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.
Narrow-minded excitant faggotry
  12/16/23
think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. b...
Twinkling Curious Temple Factory Reset Button
  12/16/23
fuck me online dating is hell
Narrow-minded excitant faggotry
  12/16/23
online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need ...
Twinkling Curious Temple Factory Reset Button
  12/16/23
i am so fucked
Narrow-minded excitant faggotry
  12/16/23
stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is ...
Twinkling Curious Temple Factory Reset Button
  12/16/23
yeah i guess you're right
Narrow-minded excitant faggotry
  12/16/23
LJL
razzmatazz orchestra pit
  12/16/23
im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials i...
Narrow-minded excitant faggotry
  12/16/23
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Stirring Yellow Den Crotch
  12/16/23
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beady-eyed deer antler ticket booth
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razzmatazz orchestra pit
  12/17/23
shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good nigh...
Painfully honest school
  12/16/23
You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.
sexy bipolar travel guidebook
  12/16/23
This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month...
Drunken Lodge Tattoo
  12/17/23
How many men?
Talented canary theatre
  12/17/23
Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggle...
Drunken Lodge Tattoo
  12/17/23
I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500
Narrow-minded excitant faggotry
  12/16/23
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Stirring Yellow Den Crotch
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Exhilarant Rigpig National
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Aphrodisiac Dull Fortuitous Meteor
  04/27/24
insta is the only real dating app
Diverse Mother Cuckold
  12/17/23
Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick...
Drunken Lodge Tattoo
  12/17/23
1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl 2) im 6'3....
Diverse Mother Cuckold
  12/17/23
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Aphrodisiac Dull Fortuitous Meteor
  04/27/24
Explain the steps You search some location and find a &ld...
avocado center patrolman
  12/17/23
"pls show bob and vagene"
Arousing submissive round eye
  12/17/23
no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your ins...
Diverse Mother Cuckold
  12/17/23
Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so sli...
Spectacular chapel knife
  12/17/23
I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly...
mildly autistic kink-friendly pocket flask state
  12/17/23
Mail order bride, not flame.
bespoke step-uncle's house
  12/17/23
move to asia
Diverse Mother Cuckold
  12/17/23
Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his heigh...
Drunken Lodge Tattoo
  12/17/23
I'm only 6'0
Narrow-minded excitant faggotry
  12/17/23
Excellent poast. I would add try to make superficial frie...
Insecure liquid oxygen pervert
  12/17/23
This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the ba...
razzmatazz orchestra pit
  12/17/23
based
Diverse Mother Cuckold
  12/17/23
I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive...
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  12/17/23
I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses...
massive clown
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razzmatazz orchestra pit
  12/17/23
I tried to tell you iirc.
exciting field
  12/17/23
Someone here is who recommended it to me
Narrow-minded excitant faggotry
  12/17/23
They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to s...
Provocative stock car
  04/27/24
180 You deserve worse
jet lay halford
  04/27/24
I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality...
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  04/27/24


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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded excitant faggotry

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178750)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Curious Temple Factory Reset Button

think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. basically paid for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178753)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded excitant faggotry

fuck me online dating is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178757)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Twinkling Curious Temple Factory Reset Button

online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need to figure something else out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178763)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded excitant faggotry

i am so fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178764)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Twinkling Curious Temple Factory Reset Button

stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is complete flame and 30 is a fucking joke. stop worrying and youll be more likely to make something of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178770)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded excitant faggotry

yeah i guess you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178794)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz orchestra pit

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178754)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded excitant faggotry

im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178760)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:58 PM
Author: Stirring Yellow Den Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178808)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed deer antler ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178815)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180224)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Painfully honest school

shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good night with the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178771)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: sexy bipolar travel guidebook

You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178792)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Drunken Lodge Tattoo

This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month and you have a catalog of 10000 women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Talented canary theatre

How many men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179316)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Drunken Lodge Tattoo

Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggles it’s probably like 100 men but you would be getting fucked missionary like a girl. I know for a fact though you can get a dick in your mouth too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180185)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Narrow-minded excitant faggotry

I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178797)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: Stirring Yellow Den Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178809)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Rigpig National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181283)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed deer antler ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178822)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored mad cow disease base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179213)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: thriller alcoholic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180883)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Dull Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614495)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Diverse Mother Cuckold

insta is the only real dating app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178846)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Drunken Lodge Tattoo

Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick you over the 10000 of men hitting her up in the DMs and she’s totally gonna stay with you when the taller man hits her up 7 dates in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179216)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Diverse Mother Cuckold

1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl

2) im 6'3. if youre short and ugly its already over actually it never even started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180707)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Dull Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614498)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: avocado center patrolman

Explain the steps

You search some location and find a “hot” IG model and message her with the intent of dating? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179323)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Arousing submissive round eye

"pls show bob and vagene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180669)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Diverse Mother Cuckold

no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your instagram. its how you establish value.

if girls wont even talk to you in the first place ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180709)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:20 AM
Author: Spectacular chapel knife

Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so slightly better than the norm. Don’t tell anyone what you do. Don’t approach women or anything like that. Just sit there and drink. Give it a few nights and, if you are tall, women will come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179203)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic kink-friendly pocket flask state

I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly attractive.

Help me with a strategy

Meteor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: bespoke step-uncle's house

Mail order bride, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179230)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Diverse Mother Cuckold

move to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180711)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Drunken Lodge Tattoo

Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his height. If he’s over 6’2 he will get a woman in 2023. If not he won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179218)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded excitant faggotry

I'm only 6'0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181289)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen pervert

Excellent poast.

I would add try to make superficial friends with the staff and tip well (but not too well). So when women ask the staff “who’s the new guy” they say “he seems cool.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz orchestra pit

This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the bartenders whom I end up getting with. Unfortunately, bartenders are almost universally mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180232)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Diverse Mother Cuckold

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180713)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: trip infuriating main people site

I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180717)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: massive clown

I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses it or match. It was as you describe 10 years ago. Really though apps are pointless. Men just need to chat up women in real life (without expectation of dating the first moderately attractive woman that is receptive).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179269)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180710)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: exciting field

I tried to tell you iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179311)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded excitant faggotry

Someone here is who recommended it to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181285)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Provocative stock car

They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to start dating rather than browsing endlessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614037)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: jet lay halford

180

You deserve worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614043)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: cerise violent chad

I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality inventory, answered it completely honestly and they wouldn't let me join the site.

I guess they (correctly) identified me as too much of a depressedmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614111)