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Why ibanking pwns biglaw [174]

Ibanking pwns biglaw because I come from a poor family and o...
Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter
  12/21/06
I actually know someone whose parents are worth over $50M wh...
gaped stimulating forum black woman
  12/21/06
Probably because it pwns biglaw.
Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter
  12/21/06
"When he realized that it only paid $150k to start he b...
House-broken Salmon Hairy Legs Location
  12/21/06
His parents had $50M. It was highly unlikely that he would e...
gaped stimulating forum black woman
  12/21/06
HEY YOU FUCKING TARD. HE WENT INTO BANKING BECAUSE HE THOUGH...
House-broken Salmon Hairy Legs Location
  12/21/06
So he thought he would make more than the interest off of a ...
gaped stimulating forum black woman
  12/21/06
because he posted on xoxo?
House-broken Salmon Hairy Legs Location
  12/21/06
actually most of the wannabe ibankers I know are pretty fuck...
Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/21/06
where does he live?
Curious Abode Ceo
  12/21/06
Somewhere in Chicago that's really expensive
Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/21/06
Does Ken hit dingers in his backyard for the neighborhood ki...
puce bonkers garrison
  09/23/08
Excellent work. 180.
green kitchen
  12/21/06
you're a jackass
Beady-eyed milky hissy fit
  12/21/06
I was raised in an impoverished family, so I'm willing to ta...
Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter
  12/21/06
Your insecurity is showing
Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/21/06
Aren't you in college or something? Also, question: at wh...
Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter
  12/21/06
better believe it do you enjoy the intellectual challenge...
Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/21/06
Yes, I enjoy biglaw. If that stops happening I'll do someth...
Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter
  12/21/06
yawn
Alcoholic Parlor
  12/21/06
Wow, too cool for school! Look everyone, Ned doesn't care ab...
Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter
  12/21/06
for once i agree with 174. scary?
laughsome opaque school cafeteria boltzmann
  12/21/06
GTO: How many e-signatures would you need before you'd con...
Galvanic famous landscape painting
  12/21/06
I like how you apply an equal standard to every poster. ...
Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter
  12/21/06
he thought he'd make a statement.
House-broken Salmon Hairy Legs Location
  12/21/06
179
Big stead
  12/21/06
I enjoyed this.
Poppy Coiffed National Security Agency Point
  12/21/06
solid post by a solid poster
slippery pisswyrm
  12/21/06
please continue, then add to xoxowiki, modifying the ttt sto...
Odious blathering ticket booth
  12/21/06
LMAO
Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/21/06
Great work on this thread.
Fluffy Mental Disorder Dragon
  12/21/06
why are lawyers so insecure?
Chocolate hunting ground
  12/21/06
If banking really PWNed law, then bankers wouldn't need to p...
green kitchen
  12/21/06
but it is fun to see the knee jerk reaction of lawyers on th...
Chocolate hunting ground
  12/21/06
The board is also predominantly populated by people who hate...
green kitchen
  12/21/06
Is the old 174 back?
Narrow-minded Floppy Associate
  12/21/06
bump
Narrow-minded Floppy Associate
  12/28/06
This post was terrible compared to the old 174.
contagious mildly autistic potus set
  12/28/06
174 is a nigger lover.
umber gay wizard
  12/28/06
I make 180K in a secondary market doing BIGLAW (first year)....
excitant box office yarmulke
  12/28/06
...
Yellow outnumbered library
  09/23/08


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Date: December 21st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter

Ibanking pwns biglaw because I come from a poor family and obsess over a few hundred thousand dollars. To me, working a job I really detest is worth it because my only source of income is my job. Because I inherited nothing my family instilled in me the following ideal: make as much money as possible, because you're poor and therefore this should be your primary goal in life, along with people who star in rap videos and lease Escalades after eating out of troughs since birth.

The second reason ibanking pwns biglaw is because I'm really stupid. It's hard for me to comprehend that entry level analysts might not make as much as first year biglaw associates. Because money is extremely important to me, and because I'm dumb as a brick, I will make up numbers and statistics and bonus figures to "prove" my arguments. If that doesn't work, I will point out that lawyers have to go to law school. This novel argument allows me to showcase something I learned in Microecon 101 called "opportunity cost." The opportunity costs of law school are a very big deal to me because I grew up poor and consider a few hundred grand to be a lot of money.

I love ibanking because it might pay more than biglaw, or at least that's what my friends on the internet tell me. I don't really know what ibanking is, but I am good at following the crowd. Some of the ibankers on this board are really successful and provide great advice, like :D and Joe_Vaj. I hope this clarifies why ibanking PWNS LOLZ LOZLZ BIGLAW OMG LOLZ!118!.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270791)





Date: December 21st, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: gaped stimulating forum black woman

I actually know someone whose parents are worth over $50M who decided in high school that he wanted to go to Wharton UG and become a banker. When he realized that it only paid $150k to start he became a bartender instead. I was never sure why he wanted to go into banking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270821)





Date: December 21st, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter

Probably because it pwns biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270826)





Date: December 21st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: House-broken Salmon Hairy Legs Location

"When he realized that it only paid $150k to start he became a bartender instead. I was never sure why he wanted to go into banking."

ISN'T IT FUCKING OBVIOUS YOU DUMB FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270829)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: gaped stimulating forum black woman

His parents had $50M. It was highly unlikely that he would ever make a fraction of his inheritance in banking. In fact, he would make more just by running the company his parents own which is what he is currently doing. Or are you being facetious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270842)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: House-broken Salmon Hairy Legs Location

HEY YOU FUCKING TARD. HE WENT INTO BANKING BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE'D BE MAKING A MOTHERFUCKING SHITLOAD OF CASH. IF THIS ISN'T OBVIOUS YET, NIGGER, THEN DIE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270854)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: gaped stimulating forum black woman

So he thought he would make more than the interest off of a $25M inheritance after the estate tax. Why would he think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270873)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: House-broken Salmon Hairy Legs Location

because he posted on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270883)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles

actually most of the wannabe ibankers I know are pretty fucking rich.

One girl in particular who got completely shut out of banking lives RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET from Ken Griffin (founder of Citadel, the HF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270839)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: Curious Abode Ceo

where does he live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270847)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles

Somewhere in Chicago that's really expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270858)





Date: September 23rd, 2008 7:22 PM
Author: puce bonkers garrison

Does Ken hit dingers in his backyard for the neighborhood kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#10190611)





Date: December 21st, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: green kitchen

Excellent work. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7271698)





Date: December 21st, 2006 1:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed milky hissy fit
Subject: you're a jackass

how can you compare a first year analyst and a first year big law associate

analyst = 4 years of UG

associate = 4 years of UG and 3 years JD

How about Ibank associate and biglaw associate

bank associate = 4 years ug, 3-4 years w/e and 2 years MBA

ibank associate makes more than the fucking pwnt big law slave at every step of the way.

hhhhhhhhhth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7272420)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:09 PM
Author: Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter

I was raised in an impoverished family, so I'm willing to take a job I detest (ibanking) over a job I actually like (law) because ibanking might pay more. Ibanking is also better than law because you have to go to law school to be a lawyer, as constantly pointed out by ibanking trolls. It's really helpful to point this out; most prospective attorneys had no idea they would have to spend three years in law school. Thank you for clarifying, so eloquently, that "analyst = 4 years of UG" and "[biglaw] associate = 4 years of UG and 3 years JD." I never knew this and was shocked, upon completing my second year of law school, that there would be another before I could graduate.

You raise a good point, however- how can I compare a first year analyst and a first year biglaw associate? Well, it only seems logical to compare lawyers and ibankers. Think about it- the two are so similar that comparisons between them warrant a dozen threads every day. They're almost as closely related as ibanking and playing in the NBA- how can you even argue that it's dumb to compare biglaw and ibanking? The two are completely identical except that biglaw sucks (while ibanking is totally awesome and fun), pays next to nothing (but more than what a lot of ibankers get), and is filled with people who "didn't have a chance" at ibanking (because they never tried for it). If they weren't so closely related there wouldn't be a need for all the wannabe ibankers trolling a law school message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7272654)





Date: December 21st, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles

Your insecurity is showing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270820)





Date: December 21st, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter

Aren't you in college or something?

Also, question: at what point does trolling a law school board for ibanking reveal insecurity? I can't recall the last time I went to a board for another career to inform people that my career pwns theirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270822)





Date: December 21st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles

better believe it

do you enjoy the intellectual challenge of biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270830)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter

Yes, I enjoy biglaw. If that stops happening I'll do something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270835)





Date: December 21st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: Alcoholic Parlor

yawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270828)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter

Wow, too cool for school! Look everyone, Ned doesn't care about this thread! He won't click on it, read it or post a reply! Wait...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270846)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: laughsome opaque school cafeteria boltzmann

for once i agree with 174. scary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270837)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: Galvanic famous landscape painting

GTO:

How many e-signatures would you need before you'd consider ending this bogus, sham, 2nd generation 174 by killing the account?

He fucking sucks.

At least make whoever the hell has corrupted this legacy to post under some new moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270840)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: Motley overrated friendly grandma trump supporter

I like how you apply an equal standard to every poster.

Here's some advice: stop obsessing over how 'good' of a poster I was last year. If you don't like my threads, don't read them- it's not hard, even for an idiot. The "[174]" in the subject line is a good clue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270856)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: House-broken Salmon Hairy Legs Location

he thought he'd make a statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270865)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: Big stead

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270843)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Poppy Coiffed National Security Agency Point

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270914)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: slippery pisswyrm

solid post by a solid poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270993)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:30 AM
Author: Odious blathering ticket booth

please continue, then add to xoxowiki, modifying the ttt storyline so that the guy who's miserable at chicago at least pities his ttt-nouveau(almost)riche friend who "went for the big bucks" out of undergrad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7270997)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: Know-it-all Spruce Fat Ankles

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7271001)





Date: December 21st, 2006 9:55 AM
Author: Fluffy Mental Disorder Dragon

Great work on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7271713)





Date: December 21st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Chocolate hunting ground

why are lawyers so insecure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7271751)





Date: December 21st, 2006 10:12 AM
Author: green kitchen

If banking really PWNed law, then bankers wouldn't need to post about it on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7271754)





Date: December 21st, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: Chocolate hunting ground

but it is fun to see the knee jerk reaction of lawyers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7271758)





Date: December 21st, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: green kitchen

The board is also predominantly populated by people who hate their jobs. People who enjoy their work don't post on gunner message boards at 10:15 am.

Most biglaw people I know are pleased with their jobs-- not ecstatic, but not miserable either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7271772)





Date: December 21st, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Floppy Associate

Is the old 174 back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7272631)





Date: December 28th, 2006 7:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Floppy Associate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7308343)





Date: December 28th, 2006 8:21 PM
Author: contagious mildly autistic potus set

This post was terrible compared to the old 174.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7308657)





Date: December 28th, 2006 7:20 PM
Author: umber gay wizard

174 is a nigger lover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7308355)





Date: December 28th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: excitant box office yarmulke

I make 180K in a secondary market doing BIGLAW (first year). I like my work and the hours are pretty tolerable. I have zero interest in business shit, including IBanking. People in business seem really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#7308724)





Date: September 23rd, 2008 3:10 PM
Author: Yellow outnumbered library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2#10189886)