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Man beeps horn at someone. SP: wastes federal court time over it

https://www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/201121.U.pdf
Jet private investor
  03/11/24
And Spinelli can't understand basic federal court jurisdicti...
Insecure dog poop halford
  03/11/24
Reminds me of this thread: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
Jet private investor
  03/11/24
LMAO. LMAO. Seeing the kind of "law" this clown ...
sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house
  03/11/24
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Stimulating church
  03/11/24
This guy is a public menace
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  03/11/24
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Laughsome blood rage parlour
  03/11/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gsYWxIRv34&t=7865s He ...
sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house
  03/11/24
burst out laughing at "Mr. Spinelli, whenever you're re...
Bipolar University Trump Supporter
  03/11/24
UHHH, UHHHH, THEN UHHH, UMMM, UHHHH, THE TRUCK, UHHHHH, UMMM...
Bipolar University Trump Supporter
  03/11/24
I think he sounds eloquent, almost like an esteemed poet
hairraiser confused mad cow disease forum
  03/11/24
They already know what happened because they read the briefs...
cocky frisky milk knife
  03/11/24
Why does he admit in his opening sentence that the facts of ...
Cowardly institution
  03/11/24
Holy fucking shit I've seen high school moot court studen...
Cerebral blathering house
  03/11/24
To be fair, LMAO Chris, you child-raping pedo retard. ...
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  03/11/24
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navy alcoholic sanctuary telephone
  03/12/24
Why is he suing the poast office for this
At-the-ready sweet tailpipe
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Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part
  12/18/24
"It was a negligent act of horseplay"
sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house
  03/11/24
"They were just horsing around, as men do with boys, an...
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  03/11/24
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sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house
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Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part
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Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part
  12/18/24
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Razzle-dazzle hissy fit senate
  12/30/24
I am lmao just lmaoooooo at how the judges just completely d...
Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria
  03/11/24
SP would lose Moot Court rounds to college students IMO
sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house
  03/11/24
Dude he would lose to a quarterfinals level high school stud...
Cerebral blathering house
  03/11/24
You creepily dunning Kruger every single thing I do on here...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
To be fair, You used that term incorrectly here, but that...
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  03/11/24
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Cerebral blathering house
  03/11/24
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yooper
  11/22/25
Just saw this. More outting I guess. First, the performa...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
So did the guy ever get paid for being subjected to the HONK...
Jet private investor
  03/11/24
No! There’s no entity to pay him! And he’s now...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
UPHELD!
Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria
  03/11/24
Well on the plus side at least he couldn’t hear that o...
Jet private investor
  03/11/24
*SP Jr shudders upon hearing the phrase “oral performa...
sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house
  03/11/24
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dashing violent hell
  03/12/24
He heard it and was satisfied.
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
so you were lying about him being deaf?
misanthropic church building liquid oxygen
  03/11/24
Did you see what I wrote. … full hearing loss in one ...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
did he position his "good" ear to the side of the ...
Soul-stirring gunner
  03/11/24
It was by zoom so
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
You literally had your fucking laptop in front of you and yo...
Cerebral blathering house
  03/11/24
lol no it wasn't fine...a man went completely deaf and got n...
Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria
  03/11/24
You'd want to be careful in arguing that the consequences we...
cocky frisky milk knife
  03/11/24
I know nothing about shitlaw but I've learned that it appare...
Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria
  03/11/24
It was fine. Just as a heads up, these appeals aren&rsqu...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
I'm not lolling because you lost, I'm loolling because your ...
Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria
  03/11/24
That argument does nothing to advance the case.
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
nor did yours
Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria
  03/11/24
I want you to think why one of these was not like the other....
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
did you consider suing the postman individually, or would th...
Soul-stirring gunner
  03/11/24
It’s actually a proper question asked in good faith. ...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
Wouldn’t his personal car insurance apply since the in...
Aromatic chapel
  03/11/24
Intentional acts are excluded.
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
Isn’t the better argument that he was careless in doin...
Aromatic chapel
  03/11/24
All of that can be true - and none of that is responsive to ...
sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house
  03/11/24
Nah. It was fine. Some appeals you just have to get thru.
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
This is peak delusion. It was objectively terrible. The ...
Cerebral blathering house
  03/11/24
To be fair, Oh you don't even want to get into what else ...
Ruby concupiscible brunch mad-dog skullcap
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Cerebral blathering house
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Cerebral blathering house
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To be fair, "I did great, I was just stymied in obta...
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Cerebral blathering house
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"First, the performance was fine." [LAUGH TRACK...
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"Your honors, the district court opinion was obviously ...
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  03/11/24
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Spaceporn bringing giant clown horn into court to demonstrat...
Histrionic Burgundy Boltzmann
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As an impartial third party, my immediate reaction is that t...
Henna cracking corner
  03/11/24
You already know how spaceporn will respond. "Every...
Insecure dog poop halford
  03/11/24
It sounds like he "parachuted in" as a sort of eli...
Henna cracking corner
  03/11/24
Of course. If something went wrong, it wasn't his fault. Fo...
Insecure dog poop halford
  03/11/24
I wouldn’t characterize it like that. The atty who ha...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
irl lol
Cerebral blathering house
  03/11/24
I’m not sure you even understand the basic argument he...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
To be fair, Unfortunately for you, after listening to tha...
Ruby concupiscible brunch mad-dog skullcap
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SP: creates possibility of new tort in VA You: purell at de...
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He’d have his co-workers come into his office and watc...
gay vibrant trailer park
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See, this is important to me to invision this. Even if he ha...
Contagious Wine Area
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I had some snap off the end and make s little rectangle at t...
Cowardly institution
  03/11/24
they were trying to be cartoonish like a 80s sex comdey a la...
slate useless brakes
  03/11/24
the majesty of the law. lmao.
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Why would one bend down to examine the grill of an automobil...
Henna cracking corner
  03/11/24
The whole fact set is weird.
Contagious Wine Area
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I agree. Apparently there was a funny noise honk option ...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
Can you describe this postman? He sounds like Scumbag clique...
Jet private investor
  03/11/24
Ashton Kutcher walks out in full USPS uniform
Histrionic Burgundy Boltzmann
  03/11/24
No idea. It really wasn’t my case except for the oral...
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
The opinion says that the initial sound was a "loud hor...
Henna cracking corner
  03/11/24
Yeah. Maybe. I can’t remember what was in the origin...
gay vibrant trailer park
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horse cum blast
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Cerebral blathering house
  03/11/24
I am crying laughing.
sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house
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Cerebral blathering house
  03/12/24
plaintiff was an autistic retard like his lawyer
Soul-stirring gunner
  03/11/24
G. Zachary Terwilliger, United States Attorney, OFFICE OF TH...
Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part
  03/11/24
Good atty and did a great job obviously
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
CLOWN SHOWDOWN
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  03/11/24
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Umber pervert
  03/11/24
That’s sort of boilerplate
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
LMAO this is just horrible
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Cerebral blathering house
  03/12/24
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Heady Dull Son Of Senegal
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At the semi-formal dinner party I'm currently attending, Jus...
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Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part
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I assume you are using Pinterest CTO’s phone to post
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Jet private investor
  03/11/24
LOL I have friends who are upper-upper class that like havin...
adventurous black woman whorehouse
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Update: Everyone and their wife was doing over-the-top &quo...
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Cerebral blathering house
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Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part
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amazing branch of sub-threads, 180 to everybody
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Hermann Goring
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Reinhard Heydrich
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We agree that Billups’s claim, at its core, "soun...
Marvelous locale
  03/11/24
lol I just got it
Multi-colored background story
  03/11/24
totally agree. if you're a plaintiff-side lawyer you have to...
olive dingle berry double fault
  03/11/24
Thanks brother. Sounds like you guys got it.
gay vibrant trailer park
  03/11/24
This is pathetic. Learn to speak you stammering idiot.
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  03/11/24
I usually get warmed into the argument after 2-3 minutes. I...
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Cerebral blathering house
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historic thread
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fuck, what the chad us attorney steps up it's just so fuckin...
odious heaven
  03/18/24
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adventurous black woman whorehouse
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Jet private investor
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Why would anyone argue your first paragraph? OF course USPS...
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odious heaven
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as this thread proves, neither are you, really
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Jet private investor

https://www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/201121.U.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483141)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Insecure dog poop halford

And Spinelli can't understand basic federal court jurisdiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483146)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Jet private investor

Reminds me of this thread: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5311159&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483165)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house

LMAO. LMAO.

Seeing the kind of "law" this clown freak does it's a wonder he has the balls to call himself a lawyer at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483149)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: Stimulating church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483282)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Duck-like wonderful pisswyrm becky

This guy is a public menace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483167)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Laughsome blood rage parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483172)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gsYWxIRv34&t=7865s

He needs to cut down on his verbal pauses. He says "uh" and "um" far too often for an experienced lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483198)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Bipolar University Trump Supporter

burst out laughing at "Mr. Spinelli, whenever you're ready"

and it's all downhill from there for chris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483228)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Bipolar University Trump Supporter

UHHH, UHHHH, THEN UHHH, UMMM, UHHHH, THE TRUCK, UHHHHH, UMMM

holy shit this guy sucks. he needs to be disbarred and thrown in prison for scamming "clients" out of money for his "legal services"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483231)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: hairraiser confused mad cow disease forum

I think he sounds eloquent, almost like an esteemed poet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483700)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: cocky frisky milk knife

They already know what happened because they read the briefs and their clerks prepared bench memos. Don't spend your first 90 seconds telling them the facts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483373)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Cowardly institution

Why does he admit in his opening sentence that the facts of the cast would be "entertaining" but for his client's eggshell skull? Client should kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483711)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house

Holy fucking shit

I've seen high school moot court students that would blow this guy out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483725)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Ruby concupiscible brunch mad-dog skullcap

To be fair,

LMAO

Chris, you child-raping pedo retard. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484175)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 2:56 AM
Author: navy alcoholic sanctuary telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485695)



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Date: April 7th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready sweet tailpipe

Why is he suing the poast office for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47563915)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48460719)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house

"It was a negligent act of horseplay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483205)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Insecure dog poop halford

"They were just horsing around, as men do with boys, and the horn made rhythmic slapping sounds that were too loud."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483210)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483261)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:01 PM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483635)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483726)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Floppy Plum Ceo Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485525)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 6:50 AM
Author: judgmental peach pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485814)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: odious heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48413960)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48460717)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hissy fit senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48501324)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria

I am lmao just lmaoooooo at how the judges just completely destroy him. It seems like he was not prepared to answer even the most basic and obvious questions with any type of confidence...questions that should have been easily predictable. One thing is for sure though, SP really, really "appreciates" all of these questions; he is very, very "thankful" to his interlocutors.

My favorite part is where SP comes up with some frivolous argument steeped in state tort law and the judge basically asks if he would be "more comfortable" with his case being dismissed on federal law instead. And SP just helplessly sputters around.

Also, I don't do shitlaw, don't know shitlaw and torts at all, don't know what falls within the FTCA, but why the fuck didn't SP at least try to argue that the consequences of the act (injuries) weren't intended? Can't an intentional act with unintended consequences be negligence? And wouldn't that normally be a fact issue that would often survive a MTD? Something like these cases:

https://plaintiffmagazine.com/recent-issues/item/accidents-and-intentional-conduct

How did SP, who devoted dozens or hundreds of hours to this case and is a "specialist" in this field, not come up with an argument that took 3 seconds of thinking and 10 seconds of googling from someone with passing knowledge of torts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483323)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house

SP would lose Moot Court rounds to college students IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483351)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:29 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house

Dude he would lose to a quarterfinals level high school student

I know because I've judged them lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483727)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

You creepily dunning Kruger every single thing I do on here. It would be funny except that it’s just obsessive and creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483938)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Ruby concupiscible brunch mad-dog skullcap

To be fair,

You used that term incorrectly here, but that's not surprising given that you're a total fucking retard who got blown the FUCK out in this oral argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484180)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:09 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484484)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484512)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: yooper (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49453063)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:57 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

Just saw this. More outting I guess.

First, the performance was fine. It was already played here and commented on here months ago as fine. Stop being ridiculous. It’s a Hail Mary pass on a point of law that could theoretically get some traction as it is OR open a door for a new plaintiffs cause of action in my state.

Second, I didn’t do the briefs, I didn’t do the pleadings or the arguments in lower court. I didn’t write the appeal. I was arguing an appeal for work done by another atty who took the case in and identified the potential grounds for appeal in his mind but was unable to argue it himself. So the hours and hours bit is a little unfair. I simply had the record and the appellate briefs to work with, and an open scheduling slot with the fourth circuit that had better be filled with one of us.

Third, the whole name of the game here was to find insurance. As an intentional act, the postman’s private car insurance wouldn’t cover it. So would the USA? As a “Negligent act” performed by its agent the postal service? There’s a federal statue that excludes US liability for acts sounding in battery. But Virginia law doesn’t recognize loud noises as battery. So why not consider it negligent horseplay on the part of the postman, which is what it was. Otherwise plaintiff is essentially remedyless. He’s deaf now and remedyless. All of this may explain why the appeal was pursued. My job is to try to help people in difficult situations, and sometimes that means pressing arguments for the expansion of the law on a point.

The oral argument was fine, and all the work done on the case including the appellate briefs, was also very good. Unfortunately, and in a move surprising no one, the fourth circuit didn’t agree.

(Did they create the possibility of a new tort in Virginia? Generally speaking, as a plaintiffs lawyer, that, at least, is a good thing.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483378)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Jet private investor

So did the guy ever get paid for being subjected to the HONK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483385)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

No! There’s no entity to pay him! And he’s now legitimately deaf in the one ear and lost hearing in the other ear as well. A deaf doctor. Because a postman was screwing around with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483396)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:13 PM
Author: Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria

UPHELD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483421)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: Jet private investor

Well on the plus side at least he couldn’t hear that oral performance you gave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483434)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house

*SP Jr shudders upon hearing the phrase “oral performance”*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483444)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: dashing violent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485918)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

He heard it and was satisfied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483459)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: misanthropic church building liquid oxygen

so you were lying about him being deaf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483490)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

Did you see what I wrote. … full hearing loss in one ear and limited hearing in the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483492)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gunner

did he position his "good" ear to the side of the room where u were talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483605)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

It was by zoom so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483659)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house

You literally had your fucking laptop in front of you and you still fucked it up like this? This is a fucking incredible admission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485277)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria

lol no it wasn't fine...a man went completely deaf and got nothing because u weren't able to give even the slightest pushback to the judges on the easiest questions. Again, why didn't you argue that even if sounding the horn was intentional, the consequences/injuries were not intended or forseeable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483417)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: cocky frisky milk knife

You'd want to be careful in arguing that the consequences were not foreseeable champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483427)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria

I know nothing about shitlaw but I've learned that it apparently doesn't work because of the difference between general and specific intent torts. I am still lolling at SP's overall performance though. He was about as skillful as I would have expected of him, which is about the worst thing I could say about a lawyer here. Even tsinah would wreck him. All the judges and opposing counsel were literally LAUGHING after his argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483925)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

It was fine.

Just as a heads up, these appeals aren’t like law school where you get two roughly equal opposing positions.

Read over the response I gave earlier. I’m not sure you read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483928)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria

I'm not lolling because you lost, I'm loolling because your performance was terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484331)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

That argument does nothing to advance the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483429)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Salmon Messiness School Cafeteria

nor did yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483446)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

I want you to think why one of these was not like the other.

In fact your point is so badly taken it was not even argued in lower federal court.

I should add that one of the allegations in lower court was that the postman had actually altered his horn to be much louder than standard, which was part of the “prank”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483461)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gunner

did you consider suing the postman individually, or would that be a waste of time bc he's judgment proof? not a shitlawyer, so don't judge me for asking such a stupid question that a real lawyer wouldn't ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483602)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:13 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

It’s actually a proper question asked in good faith. To answer it, yeah it’s pointless. You’d have an uncollectible judgment

The thing about appeals judges in federal court is a lot of times they have better sense than to devote a large portions of their careers to PI plaintiff side work … so the intricacies of finding coverage are often minor considerations for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483680)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Aromatic chapel

Wouldn’t his personal car insurance apply since the incident arose out of the use of the auto?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485048)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

Intentional acts are excluded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485217)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Aromatic chapel

Isn’t the better argument that he was careless in doing the prank bc he didn’t check to make sure the horn wouldn’t damage someone’s ears? It is foreseeable that if you blow a loud noise in someone’s ears, it could damage them, so you have a duty to ensure if you’re going to do a prank, you don’t do it so as to blow out someone’s ears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485040)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house

All of that can be true - and none of that is responsive to the fact that you have one of the worst verbal performance I’ve ever heard for oral argument.

Basically you were unconfident and got owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483418)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

Nah. It was fine. Some appeals you just have to get thru.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house

This is peak delusion. It was objectively terrible.

The fact that you think this was fine is really implicitly damning to any claim you make about being a good attorney. If you think this was fine, everything you touch must be absolute fucking garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483735)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:19 PM
Author: Ruby concupiscible brunch mad-dog skullcap

To be fair,

Oh you don't even want to get into what else he "touches"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484188)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484477)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483730)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:18 PM
Author: Ruby concupiscible brunch mad-dog skullcap

To be fair,

"I did great, I was just stymied in obtaining justice for my clients because the EVIL CONSERVATIVES ON THE 4TH CIRCUIT SUCK!"

Lol Chris, I can only hope you're as incompetent at actually sodomizing children as you are at every other facet of your gay and pathetic "life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484186)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:14 AM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485877)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: odious heaven

"First, the performance was fine."

[LAUGH TRACK BLARES]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48413966)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: odious heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48413962)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: gold dragon really tough guy

πŸ˜‚

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483219)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Bipolar University Trump Supporter

this guy is a straight up menace to society

also he's a literal child rapist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483223)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: Sable low-t station

HONK HONK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483273)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:50 PM
Author: slate useless brakes

it took x posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483576)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Sable low-t station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483927)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483655)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:07 AM
Author: navy alcoholic sanctuary telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485870)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Insecure dog poop halford

"Your honors, the district court opinion was obviously written by Zappin."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483294)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Jet private investor

Your honor, prove you aren’t Zappin before I answer your question (that I am thankful for)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483384)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: odious heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48413987)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: Glassy flickering garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48416827)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: exciting violent orchestra pit

holy shit, this is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483345)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:07 AM
Author: navy alcoholic sanctuary telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485872)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Boltzmann

Spaceporn bringing giant clown horn into court to demonstrate the sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483346)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Henna cracking corner

As an impartial third party, my immediate reaction is that this puts spaceporn's reputation as a skilled and experienced attorney into jeopardy.

I am eager to see how spaceporn responds to these revelations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483392)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:10 PM
Author: Insecure dog poop halford

You already know how spaceporn will respond.

"Every poaster in this thread is Zappin."

"How many cases have you taken to court?" [ignoring his own incompetence]

"I handled that case better than any xo poaster would have."

"I'm too smart for you to follow what I was arguing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483412)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:13 PM
Author: Henna cracking corner

It sounds like he "parachuted in" as a sort of elite federal appeals strike force and wasn't responsible for the mess in the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483423)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:21 PM
Author: Insecure dog poop halford

Of course. If something went wrong, it wasn't his fault. For his part, he was brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483469)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

I wouldn’t characterize it like that. The atty who had the case and chose to appeal and drafted the appeal wasn’t around to argue it. The basis for appeal may be considered too precious by half, but that’s less my concern than trying to get some relief for a remedyless plaintiff. Also You get sanctioned if you mess around with the fourth circuits scheduling calendar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483474)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483737)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

I’m not sure you even understand the basic argument here dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483942)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:22 PM
Author: Ruby concupiscible brunch mad-dog skullcap

To be fair,

Unfortunately for you, after listening to that pathetic "oral argument" the rest of us are absolutely certain that you don't either, bud.

And unlike Hegemon, you're a trained attorney who was hired to make good arguments to convince judges in a court of law.

Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484193)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: avocado arousing new version

SP: creates possibility of new tort in VA

You: purell at desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483517)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485055)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling volcanic crater home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47486519)



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Date: March 19th, 2024 6:47 AM
Author: cream goal in life legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47506404)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: Contagious Wine Area

I am trying to figure out why the prankster here would have to cut out a hole in the venetian blinds to watch this guy get soundbatteried. Couldn't you just lift one of the venetian blind slats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483542)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:46 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

He’d have his co-workers come into his office and watch the prank proceed along with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Contagious Wine Area

See, this is important to me to invision this. Even if he had coworkers come in to watch, just gather around and either: lift the blinds a little to peek out; or move the blinds apart with your fingers. Regular blinds? Maybe you cut a hole. But venetians? Seems weird and WRONG.

Cf. https://media.istockphoto.com/id/671140426/photo/surveillance.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=8XCZ3tGqZFkWl-9eITaYEhebWhhB0PSucDLPQAh8Rlo=

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483579)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Cowardly institution

I had some snap off the end and make s little rectangle at the bottom that was perfect for a houseplant. People think I did it on purpose so I could put a plant of the shelf, close the blinds and still see the plant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483724)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: slate useless brakes

they were trying to be cartoonish like a 80s sex comdey a la porky's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483580)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:58 PM
Author: territorial fragrant spot personal credit line

the majesty of the law. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483611)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Henna cracking corner

Why would one bend down to examine the grill of an automobile that had honked its horn? It's very difficult to visualize this, because it's not at all what a person typically does when an automobile in a parking lot honks its horn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483613)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Contagious Wine Area

The whole fact set is weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483642)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

I agree.

Apparently there was a funny noise honk option which would draw the victim in and then he could let loose a blast after he got the attention of the victim.

Candid camera style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483662)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: Jet private investor

Can you describe this postman? He sounds like Scumbag clique. Was the truck a lifted coal-roller? Did it have truck nuts? Did the poastman have a goatee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483731)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Boltzmann

Ashton Kutcher walks out in full USPS uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483760)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

No idea. It really wasn’t my case except for the oral argument at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483774)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Henna cracking corner

The opinion says that the initial sound was a "loud horn blast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483854)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

Yeah. Maybe. I can’t remember what was in the original complaint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483943)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gunner

horse cum blast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483955)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484840)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house

I am crying laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484155)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47486521)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gunner

plaintiff was an autistic retard like his lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483644)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part

G. Zachary Terwilliger, United States Attorney, OFFICE OF THE UNITED STATES ATTORNEY, Alexandria, Virginia, for Appellee.

Terwilliger, same family name as Sideshow Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483615)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:09 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

Good atty and did a great job obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483664)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Racy flushed native corn cake

CLOWN SHOWDOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483936)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:09 AM
Author: navy alcoholic sanctuary telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485873)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: smoky galvanic goyim

Alpha dog shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483707)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Umber pervert

Pg. 10:

J. Thackar, concurring:

I join the majority's opinion in its entirety. I write separately to express my concern that everyone involved in this case is a fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483840)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:19 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

That’s sort of boilerplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483950)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Indigo Plaza Wagecucks

LMAO this is just horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47483971)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485815)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Heady Dull Son Of Senegal

🀑🌎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484171)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: adventurous black woman whorehouse

I am literally at a semi-formal dinner party right now, playing this thing aloud from my phone which is centered on the table. There's a couple of noteworthy people here including a former senior VP at BOA and the previous CTO at Pinterest.

The crowd is on their fucking knees dying of laughter.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484224)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: sepia irradiated codepig step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484243)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 6:36 PM
Author: Insecure dog poop halford

At the semi-formal dinner party I'm currently attending, Justice Alito and Justice Sotomayor are in full agreement that the Fed.R.App.P. should have an anti-clown provision. At least they were until they just started loudly yelling "HONK" at each other across the table while in fits of laughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484386)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484504)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485057)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48460720)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Turquoise Thriller Headpube

I assume you are using Pinterest CTO’s phone to post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484420)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: adventurous black woman whorehouse

No.

I am standing on the table, in the middle where the chocolate fondue fountain was, with my phone, which is playing this audio on repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484448)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484501)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: snowy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49331545)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484496)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Jet private investor

For a guy who works construction and lives out of his truck you sure do attend a lot of these semi formal dinner parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485181)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 1:18 AM
Author: adventurous black woman whorehouse

LOL I have friends who are upper-upper class that like having me in their social circle like a token scumbag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485634)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 1:24 AM
Author: adventurous black woman whorehouse

Update:

Everyone and their wife was doing over-the-top "uuuhh" "ummm" "uhhh" impressions. One of the waitstaff (Latina) eeked something out in broken English, I didn't capture all of it but she was basically explaining that the burden of proof is on "Meester uuuhhh uuuummmm" to show why lasers are not comparable to sound waves. I legit lost it then and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485640)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485643)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:13 AM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485875)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48460721)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part

amazing branch of sub-threads, 180 to everybody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49331581)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Hermann Goring



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49449910)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49453267)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Marvelous locale

We agree that Billups’s claim, at its core, "sounds" in battery and therefore affirm.

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Seems like they were having fun with it

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But this sucks for the plaintiff. I'm happy SP took a swing at getting this guy some justice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47484835)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored background story

lol I just got it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485059)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: olive dingle berry double fault

totally agree. if you're a plaintiff-side lawyer you have to step and take some massive rips at the ball even when the odds are long. so what if hour-billers snicker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485151)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

Thanks brother. Sounds like you guys got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485219)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Crystalline stead

This is pathetic. Learn to speak you stammering idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485029)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:22 PM
Author: gay vibrant trailer park

I usually get warmed into the argument after 2-3 minutes. I wasn’t exactly rushing to get all my points across this time … You should listen to it in its entirety. Pretend it’s not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485231)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485273)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all Hairless Cuck Casino

historic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47485245)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: odious heaven

fuck, what the chad us attorney steps up it's just so fucking sad. sp didn't even unmute his mic before he began his rebuttal. even though this is such a sps slam dunk appeal he was able to speak eloquently and confidently.

also, sp is probably blaming this on being a loser case. but you can still confidently answer and anticipate questions there. everyone here who has argued in court has probably had to argue some loser arguments. i'm sure sp would stammer about even if the sides were reversed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47504788)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: adventurous black woman whorehouse

Now imagine the stammering if TBF ever does cross SP on the witness stand in their defamation case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47504796)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: odious heaven

would love to know if tbf is capable of belting out screeds irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47504800)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: adventurous black woman whorehouse

The speed with which he hammers out his written screeds is suggestive of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47504816)



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Date: March 19th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: Cerebral blathering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47506364)



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Date: April 7th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Jet private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47563878)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: At-the-ready sweet tailpipe

The court hanged spaceporn on "sound waves" and other minutia and he didn't come prepared to actually argue the case afaik. Ffs, he could've at least done something to argue that sovereign immunity is qualified and does not absolve the agency of liability under the FTCA. Iirc, 28 U.S.C. § 1346(b)(1) (2010) specifically holds that agencies are culpable in the same manner and to the same extent as a private individual under like circumstances. See also F.D.I.C. v. Meyer, 510 U.S. 471, 477 (1994).

In layman's terms, the USPS is negligent af and is managed terribly. The supervisor and others probably knew about the prank, as well as the Hole in the Blinds, and did nothing. If this were a private business, they could've sued the owner for sure, full stop, and been Indemnified. Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47563933)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: At-the-ready sweet tailpipe

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47564676)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: exhilarant garnet friendly grandma principal's office

Why would anyone argue your first paragraph? OF course USPS was culpable. That was never at issue in the case. Your cites aren’t even remotely on point.

The question is whether an action could be brought. It doesn't do any good to argue "culpability" when the case was struck at the trial level on a sovereign immunity defense. What you are saying *sounds cool* to people who don't law, but it doesn't make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47565443)



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Date: August 15th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Jet private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#47970854)



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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: self-centered national clown

'sounds in battery"-- honk, honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48413969)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:51 PM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48471458)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: odious heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48471461)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: soggy white meetinghouse incel

We get it. You aren’t a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48471464)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: odious heaven

as this thread proves, neither are you, really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48471469)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48501293)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring gunner

This was spaceporn’s randomized moniker when I clicked on this thread: : pea-brained histrionic locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48471556)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hissy fit senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48501331)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: yooper (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49449912)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#48960075)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:38 AM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49129908)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: shimmering puppy dilemma

Seems like a clear cut RICO situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49129975)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Mint Charismatic Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49331518)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2#49449896)