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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
carnelian foreskin trailer park
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
Buff circlehead whorehouse
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
gay cerebral faggotry
  05/01/24
BUT
coral histrionic field trust fund
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
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  05/01/24
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Self-absorbed Brunch Feces
  05/01/24
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Ivory racy fat ankles state
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
Big buck-toothed national
  05/01/24
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Bat shit crazy purple affirmative action area
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
aquamarine deranged scourge upon the earth yarmulke
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
Light Native Half-breed
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
White Shrine Dragon
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
Self-absorbed Brunch Feces
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
pearly plaza roast beef
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
White Shrine Dragon
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
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  05/01/24
Just got a business idea
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  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
Bronze doobsian range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/24
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Exciting filthpig senate
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
Slap-happy pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
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  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
Slap-happy pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
Massive jap space
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
well-lubricated lodge
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
Razzle-dazzle chocolate rehab
  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
chest-beating multi-colored location juggernaut
  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
concupiscible water buffalo temple
  05/01/24
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Buff circlehead whorehouse
  05/01/24
...
seedy mind-boggling theatre
  05/01/24
Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
Cordovan sexy chapel
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
Odious slimy gas station prole
  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
Offensive mental disorder
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
Buff circlehead whorehouse
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
fighting wagecucks institution
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
White Shrine Dragon
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
Razzle-dazzle chocolate rehab
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
Soul-stirring hospital newt
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
insecure big-titted church
  05/02/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: carnelian foreskin trailer park

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: Buff circlehead whorehouse

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: gay cerebral faggotry

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: coral histrionic field trust fund

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: fighting wagecucks institution

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Brunch Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626046)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Ivory racy fat ankles state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626354)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Big buck-toothed national

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy purple affirmative action area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626545)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: aquamarine deranged scourge upon the earth yarmulke

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Light Native Half-breed

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: White Shrine Dragon

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Brunch Feces

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: pearly plaza roast beef

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: White Shrine Dragon

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: insecure big-titted church

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: sapphire ungodly degenerate

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Bronze doobsian range twinkling uncleanness

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Exciting filthpig senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Slap-happy pisswyrm step-uncle's house

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: excitant stag film haunted graveyard

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy pisswyrm step-uncle's house

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Massive jap space

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated lodge

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chocolate rehab

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: chest-beating multi-colored location juggernaut

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: concupiscible water buffalo temple

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: Buff circlehead whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626367)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: seedy mind-boggling theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626481)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Cordovan sexy chapel

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Odious slimy gas station prole

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Offensive mental disorder

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Buff circlehead whorehouse

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: fighting wagecucks institution

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: White Shrine Dragon

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chocolate rehab

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hospital newt

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: insecure big-titted church

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47629141)