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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth | 09/10/24 |
| diverse fuchsia degenerate | 09/10/24 |
| jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth | 09/10/24 |
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| jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth | 09/10/24 |
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| diverse fuchsia degenerate | 09/10/24 |
| bateful locale pistol | 09/10/24 |
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| diverse fuchsia degenerate | 09/10/24 |
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| Razzle-dazzle home | 09/10/24 |
| jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth | 09/10/24 |
| Glittery Bearded Dragon | 10/22/24 |
| Bisexual avocado hominid hall | 09/10/24 |
| Copper giraffe | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
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| infuriating rehab | 10/23/24 |
| jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth | 10/23/24 |
| Bossy Garrison | 11/26/24 |
| brilliant erotic national goal in life | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: diverse fuchsia degenerate 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: diverse fuchsia degenerate in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Bisexual avocado hominid hall LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Bisexual avocado hominid hall LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: buff insecure state Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Bisexual avocado hominid hall BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Bisexual avocado hominid hall I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: diverse fuchsia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: bateful locale pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Irate blathering turdskin abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: diverse fuchsia degenerate I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: flushed lettuce senate Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle home Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Glittery Bearded Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Bisexual avocado hominid hall lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Copper giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Sienna Nubile Stead Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Sienna Nubile Stead Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: infuriating rehab Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: jet-lagged arrogant ticket booth OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Bossy Garrison The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: brilliant erotic national goal in life 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736580) |