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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
black hyperventilating school cafeteria internal respiration
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Cracking Office Preventive Strike
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
black hyperventilating school cafeteria internal respiration
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Cracking Office Preventive Strike
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Thriller Flushed Stag Film
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
gaped soul-stirring parlour
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
black hyperventilating school cafeteria internal respiration
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Trip drunken hall affirmative action
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
fucking
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
opaque fighting property
  09/18/24
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alcoholic toilet seat
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
curious slippery lettuce corn cake
  09/18/24
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Pungent potus national
  09/19/24
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Very Tactful Bat Shit Crazy Lay
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
sinister skinny woman plaza
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Exciting base sex offender
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
claret aromatic mental disorder new version
  10/04/24
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black hyperventilating school cafeteria internal respiration
  12/20/24
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Misanthropic library pervert
  02/27/25
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wild insanely creepy rehab gaping
  04/16/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: black hyperventilating school cafeteria internal respiration

Fucking assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106661)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Cracking Office Preventive Strike

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: black hyperventilating school cafeteria internal respiration

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Cracking Office Preventive Strike

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Thriller Flushed Stag Film

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: gaped soul-stirring parlour

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: black hyperventilating school cafeteria internal respiration

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Trip drunken hall affirmative action

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: fucking

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: opaque fighting property

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: alcoholic toilet seat



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: curious slippery lettuce corn cake

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Pungent potus national



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Very Tactful Bat Shit Crazy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165171)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: sinister skinny woman plaza

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Exciting base sex offender

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: claret aromatic mental disorder new version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: black hyperventilating school cafeteria internal respiration



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic library pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48699040)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: wild insanely creepy rehab gaping



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