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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: crimson alcoholic center potus

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: bespoke curious lay digit ratio

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: motley violent garrison



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: useless jade piazza

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: soggy coffee pot



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Racy base affirmative action



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: fragrant kitchen



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: mewling area



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: silver university new version



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: silver university new version



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: bespoke curious lay digit ratio



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: sable tattoo den

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: sable tattoo den

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: silver university new version



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness cuck



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Aqua hominid deer antler

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Bipolar razzle-dazzle juggernaut



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: purple odious feces



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Sienna Ceo



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: underhanded well-lubricated box office



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Galvanic knife church building

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Galvanic knife church building

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Galvanic knife church building



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Bull headed prole

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: massive copper church

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Mustard mad-dog skullcap

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Galvanic knife church building



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Bipolar razzle-dazzle juggernaut



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Comical slimy lettuce



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Infuriating cyan institution stain



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Sienna Ceo



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: olive queen of the night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: territorial death wish newt



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Light nursing home volcanic crater

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Bipolar razzle-dazzle juggernaut

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: sable tattoo den



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: silver university new version



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Bull headed prole

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: vivacious parlor

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz flesh rehab son of senegal



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: orange multi-colored quadroon

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: motley violent garrison



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: aromatic elite hairy legs

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Galvanic knife church building

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Bull headed prole

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: soggy coffee pot



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: crimson alcoholic center potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: sable tattoo den



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz flesh rehab son of senegal



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: silver university new version



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Bipolar razzle-dazzle juggernaut

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Domesticated persian

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Slate stag film kitty cat

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Marvelous shimmering chapel immigrant

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Fishy corn cake idiot

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder stage

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: purple odious feces

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse gas station gay wizard

180

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Author: geriatric stead jewess



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Author: silver university new version



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