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39 unique zozo posters: how many can YOU identify?

i posted this awhile back in some other thread but can't fin...
heady infuriating library
  12/27/24
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Metal Rehab Wagecucks
  12/27/24
All of the ones you guessed are correct.
heady infuriating library
  12/27/24
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Metal Rehab Wagecucks
  12/28/24
lsd, spaceporn
heady infuriating library
  12/28/24
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Metal Rehab Wagecucks
  12/29/24
goy superstar. but he turned on musk like a day or two ago
heady infuriating library
  12/29/24
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Metal Rehab Wagecucks
  12/29/24
22 is twins
Navy round eye
  12/27/24
i think i'm 22
Irradiated obsidian indirect expression native
  12/28/24
twins is 22
heady infuriating library
  12/28/24
then you left me out, although i don't know how i could be d...
Irradiated obsidian indirect expression native
  12/28/24
i have you marked in my head as "kind of dumb and mostl...
heady infuriating library
  12/28/24
sure, that's me. were you just trying to name 39 unique pos...
Irradiated obsidian indirect expression native
  12/29/24
when you poasted this i could only name like half of these c...
bat-shit-crazy sick headpube antidepressant drug
  12/27/24
what do you think changed in the past couple months where yo...
heady infuriating library
  12/27/24
i used to poast very selfishly sort of into the void style a...
bat-shit-crazy sick headpube antidepressant drug
  12/27/24
...
heady infuriating library
  12/27/24
Well when you put it that way…I really like it here
Razzle-dazzle plum area
  12/27/24
...
heady infuriating library
  12/27/24
180
arousing pontificating office reading party
  12/27/24
who is 30? only one i don't recognize.
Violet fantasy-prone indian lodge idea he suggested
  12/27/24
fulano?
Talking Lay Jewess
  12/27/24
pedude
heady infuriating library
  12/27/24
I used to sexually harass him. Before I got hiv.
bright ticket booth dragon
  12/27/24
...
heady infuriating library
  12/27/24
I used to be a coke addict alcoholic biglaw partner. It was ...
bright ticket booth dragon
  12/27/24
oh yeah
Talking Lay Jewess
  12/27/24
right... evan39 is skinny, sickly jew is in arabia or some s...
Violet fantasy-prone indian lodge idea he suggested
  12/27/24
...
Impertinent supple locus
  12/27/24
who is 35
angry vivacious useless brakes
  12/27/24
gunnerattt
heady infuriating library
  12/27/24
lmfao i responded above thinking i was 20 (doodikoff i now s...
bat-shit-crazy sick headpube antidepressant drug
  12/27/24
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Thriller judgmental juggernaut
  12/27/24
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heady infuriating library
  12/27/24
I don't recognize any of these people.
sinister arrogant sneaky criminal
  12/27/24
it's all the same guy running shitty flame
Provocative private investor cruise ship
  12/28/24
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heady infuriating library
  12/28/24
Oddly sparse bio for sp given the detail for others
wonderful business firm roommate
  12/28/24
who are the other 38
Slimy persian love of her life
  12/29/24
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Thriller judgmental juggernaut
  12/29/24
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heady infuriating library
  12/29/24
wtf consuela
Ocher laughsome menage quadroon
  12/29/24
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heady infuriating library
  01/01/25


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Date: December 27th, 2024 7:15 PM
Author: heady infuriating library

i posted this awhile back in some other thread but can't find it. i wrote this months ago so we'll see if i even remember who each one is. it's part of an unpublished substack post about the greatboart which i think should probably remain unpublished if or until zozo ever goes down permanently - I am open to feedback otherwise if you think it ok

1. A homosexual biglaw partner who has pretended to be a grocery store manager and he’s kept up the shtick for a decade, while writing fake news articles mocking shitlib beliefs that have since been superseded by shitlibs becoming so crazy that he can’t mock them anymore;

2. A poster who apparently suffered a brain injury in an industrial accident and he’s been posting like he has extreme and debilitating autism/brain damage since then, but it may be a shtick of #1 and he may be brilliant;

3. A very popular poster who replies “I’m gay” to everything and has a very chilled and relaxed demeanor even though he’s straight;

4. A robot-like and glitched-out Nazi poster who accuses everyone of being Jewish even as he’s made a fortune investing in cryptocurrency and Tesla, and he views Elon Musk as a God;

5. A magical little Asian poster who told everyone about cryptocurrency early in 2017 and made a fortune in it, and also called the rise of Solana before it happened — he made a number of other posters extremely rich, although not me because I distrusted the Tether fraud too much (and still do);

6. An American Indian poster who retired into Asia in his 30s, travels the world, he bought a boat without knowing how to sail and sold it at a loss, grew from being philo-semitic to anti-semitic, and may have been arrested in Iran as an American spy (he wasn’t, he just got scared);

7. A 90 IQ idiot who posts endless Russian death videos, calling them “orcs”, to the point everyone hates him including those who support Ukraine (which aren’t that many);

8. A braggart sociopathic but friendly lawyer who makes many millions of dollars a year as an ambulance chasing PI attorney - he raised up two other posters with him by hiring them, including one who regularly posted about suicide as a low-paid insurance defense attorney before that;

9. A forever-online brown immigrant transsexual poster, recently trans-married and possibly divorced, who regularly invites posters to its discord for what seems like grooming and who once brought an army of new trans-posters to rig Mega Poster Madness;

10. A Texas based construction worker who had sex and got STDs from one of the few remaining female posters;

11. A chaste religious Asian woman who only wants to date Chad but who can’t attract or keep him;

12. An extremely poor felon with regular recidivism who keeps going back to prison;

13. A programmer and failed former candidate for local election who claims to make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year even though he has massive unpaid credit card bills and other creditors and has terrible credit, while still eating lots of steak dinners and frivolously suing former landlords;

14. A bald old man retired comfortably in his 70s who tells great stories while having two schizophrenic children and a sexless wife who he supports;

15. A spastic 40 year old Jewish man obsessed with endless casual sex and drug use;

16. A 40 year old Korean American living in Korea and stuck frozen in adolescence where all he wants to do is have transactional sex with women and who writes like a mentally broken sociopath;

17. A tattoo’d small runner who has an eating disorder and who is too thin;

18. A schizophrenic Q-believing guy working in government and focused on admin law;

19. A 100-IQ Muslim who might be secretly Jewish who endlessly rants about the Israel/Palestine conflict in favor of Palestine;

20. A tall guy who is apparently normal looking who goes on endless dates but who can’t get laid or find a partner no matter how hard he tries, a mystery;

21. A genius balding beta male who writes unpublished horror fiction and just got divorced;

22. A hyper-genius, liked by everyone, who drops in and out of the forum as he pleases, but he usually tries to “cram” for December’s Mega Poster Madness to see who the “best” poster of the prior year was by posting only a couple months in its lead-up;

23. A number of trash shitlib posters so the forum doesn’t descend into groupthink;

24. A 100 IQ Brazilian business owner and religious man who blindly followed Q for many years, never admitting he was wrong;

25. A poster obsessed with posting photos of dogs and quoting Chesterton who disappears for long stretches of time;

26. An obese 6’4”+ giant who is a weak and blubbering buffoon;

27. A poster who’s a sex addict with his wife and needs that sex for 4+ hours a day even with his work and other obligations;

28. A poster accused of some horrible misdeeds and he inadvertently feeds into them with endless strange and off-colored remarks;

29. Another poster who grew up religious but who hates his parents and whose multiple children became transsexuals, taking irreversible drugs and possibly surgery and which makes him a monster imo; but at the same time he apparently saved the board from a lawsuit by another transsexual poster who wanted to sue for defamation or slander;

30. A right wing homosexual, depressed D.C. accountant who can’t find a partner;

31. A smart, driven active duty soldier obsessed with physical fitness and with barely suppressed rage;

32. A poster, possibly retired due to taking a fake bet seriously, who works on Wall Street and makes multiple seven figures a year and rants endlessly about Jews, except if they convert to Christianity then they become acceptable;

33. A divorced construction worker who lives out of his car;

34. Another Elon-obsessed Twitter fanboy who thinks the ultra-elites will allow him into their orbit because he possesses some sort of unique "truth" that no one else possesses, while living in his car;

35. A gregarious wealthy New Yorker who claims to be straight and to love Trump even as he hopes Trump fails and who has what amounts to an obsession with sexual deviance in multiple forms, especially transsexuals;

36. An extremely wealthy trust fund half-Jew with tits who spends his life endlessly traveling and feuding online with the ultra-poor felon poster and whose money comes from Daddy's ultra-high profile litigation;

37. A poster possibly responsible for Clique Theory who is obsessed with video game systems and eclectic movies and has sometimes claimed to be 6’10” tall;

38. A guy who claims to live in the Pacific Northwest, a bet welcher with more alt accounts than one can count who loves to stir up drama and feud and who hates crypto success stories and irrationally disbelieves them; and

39. A sexually confused poor sensitive academic with two moms who suffered a debilitating brain injury that left him in a month-long coma and now wants to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493716)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Metal Rehab Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48494437)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 11:51 PM
Author: heady infuriating library

All of the ones you guessed are correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48494712)



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Date: December 28th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Metal Rehab Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497540)



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Date: December 28th, 2024 11:00 PM
Author: heady infuriating library

lsd, spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497557)



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Date: December 29th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Metal Rehab Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497841)



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Date: December 29th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: heady infuriating library

goy superstar. but he turned on musk like a day or two ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497846)



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Date: December 29th, 2024 1:15 AM
Author: Metal Rehab Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497852)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Navy round eye

22 is twins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48494719)



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Date: December 28th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Irradiated obsidian indirect expression native

i think i'm 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497552)



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Date: December 28th, 2024 11:00 PM
Author: heady infuriating library

twins is 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497555)



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Date: December 28th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Irradiated obsidian indirect expression native

then you left me out, although i don't know how i could be described better

"A hyper-genius, liked by everyone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497612)



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Date: December 28th, 2024 11:51 PM
Author: heady infuriating library

i have you marked in my head as "kind of dumb and mostly forgettable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497689)



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Date: December 29th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Irradiated obsidian indirect expression native

sure, that's me.

were you just trying to name 39 unique posters or all unique posters? if not the latter, carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497788)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sick headpube antidepressant drug

when you poasted this i could only name like half of these confidently and it's troubling i'm confident in almost all of them now.

tbf i've been partnered almost my entire adult life. it's just that dating content is funny and interesting so i share more of that when i happen to be dating. and also when i started megapoasting around 2021 i was going through a very turbulent on-again/off-again thing. i re-read the vodka gf stories and in a few of them i talked about "going back to my shitlib gf" (this was a mistake lol).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493741)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 7:24 PM
Author: heady infuriating library

what do you think changed in the past couple months where you went from naming half to being able to name almost all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493743)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sick headpube antidepressant drug

i used to poast very selfishly sort of into the void style and only kept track of a few of the very notable bort personalities. although it's really hard to get a handle on xo lore since no one is going to come right out and tell you. so, i never really tried. guess it finally started to sink in after 3 years of megapoasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493747)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 7:29 PM
Author: heady infuriating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493756)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 7:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plum area

Well when you put it that way…I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493763)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 7:30 PM
Author: heady infuriating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493764)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: arousing pontificating office reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493783)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Violet fantasy-prone indian lodge idea he suggested

who is 30? only one i don't recognize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493860)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Talking Lay Jewess

fulano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493865)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: heady infuriating library

pedude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493867)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: bright ticket booth dragon

I used to sexually harass him. Before I got hiv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493872)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: heady infuriating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493886)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: bright ticket booth dragon

I used to be a coke addict alcoholic biglaw partner. It was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493896)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Talking Lay Jewess

oh yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493897)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Violet fantasy-prone indian lodge idea he suggested

right... evan39 is skinny, sickly jew is in arabia or some shit, fulano isn't an accountant... this is quite the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493977)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: Impertinent supple locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493993)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 8:36 PM
Author: angry vivacious useless brakes

who is 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48493985)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: heady infuriating library

gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48494184)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sick headpube antidepressant drug

lmfao i responded above thinking i was 20 (doodikoff i now see)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48494275)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Thriller judgmental juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48494648)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: heady infuriating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48494676)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: sinister arrogant sneaky criminal

I don't recognize any of these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48494710)



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Date: December 28th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Provocative private investor cruise ship

it's all the same guy running shitty flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497617)



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Date: December 28th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: heady infuriating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48496721)



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Date: December 28th, 2024 10:57 PM
Author: wonderful business firm roommate

Oddly sparse bio for sp given the detail for others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497550)



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Date: December 29th, 2024 1:54 AM
Author: Slimy persian love of her life

who are the other 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48497905)



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Date: December 29th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Thriller judgmental juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48498077)



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Date: December 29th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: heady infuriating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48498127)



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Date: December 29th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Ocher laughsome menage quadroon

wtf consuela

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48498100)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: heady infuriating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655483&forum_id=2#48508120)