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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I ...
flirting exciting stag film
  01/22/07
Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?
spectacular son of senegal partner
  01/22/07
I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbati...
flirting exciting stag film
  01/22/07
i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it ...
Geriatric dilemma
  01/22/07
I've explained this many times on this board before. I had t...
flirting exciting stag film
  01/22/07
but why train your nipples like that?
Geriatric dilemma
  01/22/07
A quote from my original post
flirting exciting stag film
  01/22/07
you're funny
Geriatric dilemma
  01/22/07
You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perc...
flirting exciting stag film
  01/24/07
dude....amazing.
Geriatric dilemma
  01/22/07
wtf?
Lilac Fat Ankles Masturbator
  01/23/07
What happened with your school situation?
Appetizing Awkward Hall
  01/24/07
It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out ...
flirting exciting stag film
  01/25/07
Take easy classes by looking up the median grades
Passionate business firm windowlicker
  01/25/07
Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?
sapphire prole principal's office
  01/24/07
Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it tho...
flirting exciting stag film
  01/25/07
Who were you then, and what are you now?
brilliant big-titted macaca
  01/25/07
Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the...
flirting exciting stag film
  01/25/07
Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.
brilliant big-titted macaca
  01/25/07
Same here.
opaque twisted library cuckold
  11/03/08
Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a ma...
sapphire prole principal's office
  01/25/07
OK, I'll try.
flirting exciting stag film
  01/25/07
please seek professional help.
irradiated bbw garrison
  01/25/07
hahaha, i gotta show everyone this
yellow marvelous regret resort
  01/24/07
LOL, do you really go to cornell?
Passionate business firm windowlicker
  01/25/07
Yeah, why?
flirting exciting stag film
  01/25/07
you said something about it in another thread. I go there to...
Passionate business firm windowlicker
  01/25/07
Are you a law student?
flirting exciting stag film
  01/25/07
no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my s...
Passionate business firm windowlicker
  01/25/07
cool. Are you on West or North?
flirting exciting stag film
  01/25/07
west
Passionate business firm windowlicker
  01/25/07
...
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  04/17/07
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  10/27/07
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  03/02/08
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opaque twisted library cuckold
  11/03/08


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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:

When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.

You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469832)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: spectacular son of senegal partner

Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Geriatric dilemma

i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: Geriatric dilemma

but why train your nipples like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film
Subject: A quote from my original post

"Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Geriatric dilemma

you're funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Geriatric dilemma

dude....amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880)





Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Lilac Fat Ankles Masturbator
Subject: wtf?

i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Awkward Hall

What happened with your school situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Passionate business firm windowlicker

Take easy classes by looking up the median grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: sapphire prole principal's office

Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: brilliant big-titted macaca

Who were you then, and what are you now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)

Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484888)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: brilliant big-titted macaca

Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: opaque twisted library cuckold

Same here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: sapphire prole principal's office

Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

OK, I'll try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: irradiated bbw garrison

please seek professional help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: yellow marvelous regret resort

hahaha, i gotta show everyone this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: Passionate business firm windowlicker

LOL, do you really go to cornell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

Yeah, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: Passionate business firm windowlicker

you said something about it in another thread. I go there too



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484864)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

Are you a law student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Passionate business firm windowlicker

no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: flirting exciting stag film

cool. Are you on West or North?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Passionate business firm windowlicker

west

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: thriller bipolar boiling water round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431)





Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: Sooty contagious halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated godawful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM
Author: opaque twisted library cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512)