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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I ...
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/22/07
Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?
Swashbuckling gay gas station
  01/22/07
I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbati...
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/22/07
i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it ...
nubile shaky new version
  01/22/07
I've explained this many times on this board before. I had t...
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/22/07
but why train your nipples like that?
nubile shaky new version
  01/22/07
A quote from my original post
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/22/07
you're funny
nubile shaky new version
  01/22/07
You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perc...
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/24/07
dude....amazing.
nubile shaky new version
  01/22/07
wtf?
Beta Cobalt Den French Chef
  01/23/07
What happened with your school situation?
sickened wrinkle immigrant
  01/24/07
It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out ...
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/25/07
Take easy classes by looking up the median grades
Spruce property
  01/25/07
Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?
Dull apoplectic nursing home
  01/24/07
Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it tho...
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/25/07
Who were you then, and what are you now?
plum rebellious telephone office
  01/25/07
Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the...
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/25/07
Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.
plum rebellious telephone office
  01/25/07
Same here.
chocolate alpha
  11/03/08
Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a ma...
Dull apoplectic nursing home
  01/25/07
OK, I'll try.
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/25/07
please seek professional help.
up-to-no-good mind-boggling newt
  01/25/07
hahaha, i gotta show everyone this
saffron laughsome church building
  01/24/07
LOL, do you really go to cornell?
Spruce property
  01/25/07
Yeah, why?
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/25/07
you said something about it in another thread. I go there to...
Spruce property
  01/25/07
Are you a law student?
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/25/07
no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my s...
Spruce property
  01/25/07
cool. Are you on West or North?
Stubborn macaca indirect expression
  01/25/07
west
Spruce property
  01/25/07
...
Passionate chest-beating rigor library
  04/17/07
...
green well-lubricated spot wagecucks
  10/27/07
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smoky field
  03/02/08
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chocolate alpha
  11/03/08


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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:

When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.

You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469832)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gay gas station

Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: nubile shaky new version

i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: nubile shaky new version

but why train your nipples like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression
Subject: A quote from my original post

"Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: nubile shaky new version

you're funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: nubile shaky new version

dude....amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880)





Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Beta Cobalt Den French Chef
Subject: wtf?

i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: sickened wrinkle immigrant

What happened with your school situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Spruce property

Take easy classes by looking up the median grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: Dull apoplectic nursing home

Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: plum rebellious telephone office

Who were you then, and what are you now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)

Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484888)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: plum rebellious telephone office

Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: chocolate alpha

Same here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Dull apoplectic nursing home

Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

OK, I'll try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: up-to-no-good mind-boggling newt

please seek professional help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: saffron laughsome church building

hahaha, i gotta show everyone this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: Spruce property

LOL, do you really go to cornell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

Yeah, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: Spruce property

you said something about it in another thread. I go there too



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484864)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

Are you a law student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Spruce property

no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Stubborn macaca indirect expression

cool. Are you on West or North?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Spruce property

west

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: Passionate chest-beating rigor library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431)





Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: green well-lubricated spot wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM
Author: smoky field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM
Author: chocolate alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512)