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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/22/07 |
| Gaped mustard pisswyrm cruise ship | 01/22/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/22/07 |
| Glittery frisky school cafeteria | 01/22/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/22/07 |
| Glittery frisky school cafeteria | 01/22/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/22/07 |
| Glittery frisky school cafeteria | 01/22/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/24/07 |
| Glittery frisky school cafeteria | 01/22/07 |
| umber aphrodisiac chapel jewess | 01/23/07 |
| Thriller Double Fault Prole | 01/24/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/25/07 |
| Vengeful locale mediation | 01/25/07 |
| iridescent cerebral bawdyhouse hominid | 01/24/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/25/07 |
| Doobsian Main People | 01/25/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/25/07 |
| Doobsian Main People | 01/25/07 |
| Contagious kitty | 11/03/08 |
| iridescent cerebral bawdyhouse hominid | 01/25/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/25/07 |
| carmine university | 01/25/07 |
| Cracking red lodge | 01/24/07 |
| Vengeful locale mediation | 01/25/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/25/07 |
| Vengeful locale mediation | 01/25/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/25/07 |
| Vengeful locale mediation | 01/25/07 |
| multi-colored therapy turdskin | 01/25/07 |
| Vengeful locale mediation | 01/25/07 |
| light adulterous property | 04/17/07 |
| slippery appetizing idea he suggested | 10/27/07 |
| seedy headpube | 03/02/08 |
| Contagious kitty | 11/03/08 |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:
When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.
You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM Author: Gaped mustard pisswyrm cruise ship Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM Author: Glittery frisky school cafeteria i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: Glittery frisky school cafeteria but why train your nipples like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin Subject: A quote from my original post "Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM Author: Glittery frisky school cafeteria you're funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Glittery frisky school cafeteria dude....amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM Author: umber aphrodisiac chapel jewess Subject: wtf? i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM Author: Thriller Double Fault Prole What happened with your school situation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: Vengeful locale mediation Take easy classes by looking up the median grades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM Author: iridescent cerebral bawdyhouse hominid Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM Author: Doobsian Main People Who were you then, and what are you now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)
Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: Doobsian Main People Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM Author: Contagious kitty Same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM Author: iridescent cerebral bawdyhouse hominid Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin OK, I'll try. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: carmine university please seek professional help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM Author: Cracking red lodge hahaha, i gotta show everyone this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM Author: Vengeful locale mediation LOL, do you really go to cornell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin Yeah, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM Author: Vengeful locale mediation you said something about it in another thread. I go there too
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin Are you a law student? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: Vengeful locale mediation no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: multi-colored therapy turdskin cool. Are you on West or North? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: Vengeful locale mediation west (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906) |
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Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM Author: light adulterous property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM Author: slippery appetizing idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM Author: seedy headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM Author: Contagious kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512) |