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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique
Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM Author: exciting light site Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:
When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.
You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM Author: Fragrant legal warrant Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: exciting light site I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM Author: Coral shivering factory reset button address i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM Author: exciting light site I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: Coral shivering factory reset button address but why train your nipples like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM Author: exciting light site Subject: A quote from my original post "Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM Author: Coral shivering factory reset button address you're funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: exciting light site You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Coral shivering factory reset button address dude....amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM Author: Spruce regret Subject: wtf? i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM Author: Hot maniacal area What happened with your school situation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM Author: exciting light site It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: Vibrant Bull Headed Dilemma Take easy classes by looking up the median grades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM Author: Provocative Brunch Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM Author: exciting light site Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM Author: High-end persian state Who were you then, and what are you now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: exciting light site Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)
Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: High-end persian state Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM Author: mewling theater degenerate Same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM Author: Provocative Brunch Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: exciting light site OK, I'll try. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: bateful yarmulke please seek professional help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM Author: Sticky church hairy legs hahaha, i gotta show everyone this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM Author: Vibrant Bull Headed Dilemma LOL, do you really go to cornell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: exciting light site Yeah, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM Author: Vibrant Bull Headed Dilemma you said something about it in another thread. I go there too
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: exciting light site Are you a law student? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: Vibrant Bull Headed Dilemma no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: exciting light site cool. Are you on West or North? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: Vibrant Bull Headed Dilemma west (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906) |
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Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM Author: Iridescent Round Eye Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM Author: Slap-happy public bath philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM Author: frisky bat-shit-crazy macaca church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM Author: mewling theater degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512) |