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Michigan Law grad sues Mich Law and summer firm (PDF complaint!)

This was just forwarded to me, and I absolutely *had* to upl...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
This can't be real. Can't be. Civil conspiracy? Antitrust...
dashing ticket booth hunting ground
  01/25/07
It's definitely real. Look it up in Lexis if you don't belie...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
TY for this. Posts like this are why xoxo is still must-read...
blathering vibrant becky
  01/25/07
I don't see why it's not on ATL yet. Lat thinking how to in...
Unhinged Cuck Shrine
  01/25/07
Lat's description is sure to be better than GTBoring's
blathering vibrant becky
  01/26/07
Actually I was little surprised at GTO's "loooooooooove...
Unhinged Cuck Shrine
  01/26/07
I sort of like your blog better than xoxo any way. Cuts out ...
blathering vibrant becky
  01/26/07
y'all know why he threw in an antitrust claim at the end, ri...
Lascivious Pit Multi-billionaire
  01/26/07
Ahhh, there's nothing quite like the rich, heady scent of pe...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
Favorite complaint: ""Upon information and belief,...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
welcome to torts. I'm guessing this guy is a six-sigma weir...
Red Hairy Legs
  01/25/07
i did ok in torts and i only use 2 fingers!
Haunting school
  01/25/07
guys in my high school used only 2 fingers all the time. it...
contagious violent party of the first part
  01/25/07
"As a resulft of Defendant's acitons, Plaintiff Maria Z...
Stirring aqua meetinghouse
  01/25/07
LOL
odious associate range
  01/25/07
177
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
177? He's probably exactly right! Well, a 177 for parsin...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
It was just the comment of "I'm pretty sure this means ...
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
fantastic find!
Haunting school
  01/25/07
lollerpops
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
Is this perhaps my favorite variation of "LOL?" I...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
WAIT! Who is Maria Zack???
Offensive Boyish Locale
  01/25/07
His mother, apparently.
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
amazing, truly
Offensive Boyish Locale
  01/25/07
WAIT, his MOTHER? He's like 40 years old and his mom is a na...
Iridescent plaza
  01/25/07
i'd vote sister.
Jade Beady-eyed Lay Philosopher-king
  01/25/07
But the woman is a RETIRED schoolteacher. That suggests it'...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
same thought process here... you can tell they're an enablin...
Jade Beady-eyed Lay Philosopher-king
  01/25/07
I enjoyed this as well. I wonder if he sued LSAC too for no...
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
Actually dood, the scary thing is this guy probably did well...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
typing speed?
Onyx hell degenerate
  01/26/07
I dunno, despite that this complaint is ridiculous. I think...
vivacious cheese-eating library
  01/25/07
Well goddamn. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Fuc...
odious associate range
  01/25/07
The anti-trust claim is a nice touch. I take it he failed th...
Abnormal galvanic marketing idea
  01/25/07
pls don't link to my LRW assignment. ty.
Motley digit ratio
  01/25/07
Wow, that's awesome
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
I'm amazed this didn't get around sooner.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
I did not read this closely - am I correct in understanding ...
Appetizing parlour hominid
  01/25/07
I think either he was very strange on the job or fucked up...
Red Hairy Legs
  01/25/07
If you were trying To respond in haiku form you failed...
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
So did you; you failed to make a reference to a season. Sor...
smoky self-absorbed toilet seat
  01/25/07
This is true
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
TITCRTIT CRTITCRTITCRTITCR TITCRTIT
contagious violent party of the first part
  01/25/07
Like the Winter owl His two-finger-typing ass Is out i...
Irradiated deep shitlib
  01/26/07
177
Impertinent Burgundy Reading Party Field
  01/26/07
Where did you infer that? It seems to be a reasonable assum...
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
First sentence of #15 - impede AZ's efforts to obtain employ...
Appetizing parlour hominid
  01/25/07
I think this is referring to whatever the reasons were for h...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
For some reason, I'm thinking this is MachoBreeze in 3 years...
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
ti, ml, tcr
Motley digit ratio
  01/25/07
plz explain ml tyia
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
most likely. yw.
Motley digit ratio
  01/25/07
better than #17!? Basically, he's claiming that the firm ...
Iridescent plaza
  01/25/07
Dood, that's great, but you're missing the true magnum opus ...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
I just got to that. I would love to hear his explanation of...
Iridescent plaza
  01/25/07
This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVERSITY ...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
"This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVE...
Iridescent plaza
  01/25/07
Maybe there is more to the conspiracy than meets the eye, an...
disturbing pocket flask patrolman
  12/23/07
But what are the chances that TWO UNCONNECTED ENTITIES would...
Aphrodisiac vengeful spot liquid oxygen
  01/25/07
Nice.
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
Looks like he got an MBA from UT in 96, and did end up passi...
Appetizing parlour hominid
  01/25/07
Yeah. Maria Zack is clearly his wife who ditched her public...
dun friendly grandma kitchen
  01/29/07
Ah, I think this is one of the rare but extremely powerful &...
Motley digit ratio
  01/25/07
can folks start summarizing the complaints...? i'm a litt...
Offensive Boyish Locale
  01/25/07
There's your fucking antitrust!
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
If this is a UCLA library reference, I like.
Indecent adventurous laser beams
  01/26/07
Also his name is in pleadings for Grutter v. Bollinger as an...
Appetizing parlour hominid
  01/25/07
do you think that means this guy is handicapped? im thinking...
diverse stead
  01/25/07
Come on, give this guy a break! Like, every single break pos...
mahogany wonderful gas station stock car
  01/29/07
Someone find his email address and send him here
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
...
Appetizing parlour hominid
  01/25/07
18. "Certain exams taken by Mr. Zack that required stud...
Haunting school
  01/25/07
...
Erotic Toaster
  01/25/07
Reminds you of someone you know?
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
...
Erotic Toaster
  01/25/07
ADRIAN ZACK, BRINGING THE BLUEBOOK BACK.
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
i also hate this part of exams. of course there is nothing ...
Offensive Boyish Locale
  01/25/07
"Due to the legal and other expertise required to deter...
Stirring aqua meetinghouse
  01/25/07
9(g)pwn3d?
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
Yet more code for "I FAILED LAW SCHOOL."
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
34. Plaintiff Adrian Zack has devoted significant time and e...
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
Too easy.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
The guy has an MBA/JD combo and he still can't find a job.
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE OUT TO GET ADRIAN ZACK. ADRIAN ZACK ...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
You're being an asshole to a guy you know nothing about base...
disturbing pocket flask patrolman
  12/23/07
something is seriously fucked up with that guy. he has an...
Exhilarant Rose Travel Guidebook Theatre
  01/25/07
http://callsign.73ham.org/detail/WM3Y Ham Radio operator?
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
megageek
Red Hairy Legs
  01/25/07
25. "Charlotte Johnson, among other actions, without cr...
Haunting school
  01/25/07
26 is better--suing career services for poor advice. Ch...
Iridescent plaza
  01/25/07
He's really thrown in the kitchen sink at Mich Law. He's go...
Iridescent plaza
  01/25/07
I'd pay big money to know what that 2-hour personal matter w...
Appetizing parlour hominid
  01/25/07
DIARRHEA ALL OVER CARPET
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
OH NO THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS DURING TAKE-HOMES.
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
...
Erotic Toaster
  01/25/07
titcr
trip prole trump supporter
  01/25/07
haha
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
I'm honestly shocked this thing didn't start circulating soo...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
Actually, words describe it pretty well. I mean, it is itse...
Aphrodisiac vengeful spot liquid oxygen
  01/25/07
It's gold.
Iridescent plaza
  01/25/07
how do we know he isn't handicapped though? has this not occ...
diverse stead
  01/25/07
srsly- though you'd think he'd dream up, oh, an ADA CLAIM?!
Jade Beady-eyed Lay Philosopher-king
  01/25/07
michigan troll
Mentally impaired charismatic piazza yarmulke
  01/25/07
CAN a pro se complainant ask for attorney's fees?
Haunting school
  01/25/07
I think so, at least in some causes of actions in some state...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
he has one point - that his former employers should give him...
Vermilion Curious Abode Genital Piercing
  01/25/07
After reading this complaint, I have a feeling those negativ...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
This stuff doesn't happen at Harvard
Turquoise hall pisswyrm
  01/25/07
Never a good idea to give negative recommendations unless so...
Purple foreskin church
  01/26/07
Not sure about that. This isn't a classic no-offer situation...
Iridescent plaza
  01/25/07
well, he's clearly insane. i wouldn't hire him.
Offensive Boyish Locale
  01/25/07
Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? ...
alcoholic goal in life
  01/25/07
chances this even makes it into court?
coral useless mood
  01/25/07
Very good. It isn't going to settle. He'll lose on SJ.
alcoholic goal in life
  01/25/07
Seems like 12(b)(6) might be possible
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
Yeah, I don't even think this gets to SJ. Where are the suf...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
12(b)(6)? In state court? That is not the credited respons...
Histrionic Ruddy Jap
  01/25/07
Yeah, I have no idea what sort of procedural wackiness is th...
Sick Psychic
  01/26/07
Chances the court forces him to pay Michigan's attorney's fe...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
...
zombie-like silver corner
  01/25/07
He might be pro se, but he's still a licensed attorney. P...
dun friendly grandma kitchen
  01/29/07
Slim. Chances the Michigan defendants are out for lack of p...
Histrionic Ruddy Jap
  01/26/07
I hope "diabled" was intentioned, because its pret...
contagious violent party of the first part
  01/25/07
Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? ...
alcoholic goal in life
  01/25/07
Apparently.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
this won't help his job search.
Flirting sinister trust fund theater
  01/25/07
Someone find the defendants' replies and post pls tyty
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
I don't see any of them up on Lexis yet.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
ADRIAN ZACK HAS SEEN THROUGH THE FARCE THAT IS CAREER SERVIC...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
He should get an affidavit from ernie menard re: malevolence...
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
172. Too fucking true. These guys were made for one anothe...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
WHY DID HE FART NAKED DURING OCI
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
OH SHIT DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY INTERVIEWER.
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
LOL
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
It would explain so, so much.
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
If dumb advice from OCS were an actionable tort, every law s...
Olive codepig
  01/26/07
Minnesota alone would be drowning in lawsuits.
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/26/07
MN's OCS issues pale in comparison to ND's. There was a poi...
dun friendly grandma kitchen
  01/29/07
fwiw, most CS do suck.
Swashbuckling Kitty Cat
  12/23/07
i was intruiged by the allegation of a negligent conspiracy....
Jade Beady-eyed Lay Philosopher-king
  01/25/07
Conspiracy is linked to IIPEA, which is an intentional tort....
Histrionic Ruddy Jap
  01/25/07
This is jogging a memory, but I'm not sure if it's a valid o...
aquamarine faggot firefighter
  01/25/07
I do remember something about that. But I don't think that g...
Iridescent plaza
  01/25/07
It would be too good to be true and I have no legitimate rea...
aquamarine faggot firefighter
  01/25/07
I think it was someone from Northwestern.
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
That I have no idea. The only things I remember are: nontra...
aquamarine faggot firefighter
  01/25/07
2 out of those 3 point to Northwestern.
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
Yeah I'm pretty sure it was Northwestern. I think his name w...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
Yeah, didn't he want to practice energy law with F&J in ...
Jet-lagged police squad
  01/25/07
I remember that, pretty sure it was a very different guy tho...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
Wishful thinking on my part I suppose...
aquamarine faggot firefighter
  01/25/07
Too many people engaging in toolish behavior to keep track.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
I was hoping this guy would have some sort of relation to Di...
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
Who knows, Dion might have his own issue in two years.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
dammit chancemeeting you're on fire in this thread
Misunderstood Brunch Knife
  01/25/07
where's valen? google hints this guy's a ukrainian - i.e. a...
Red Hairy Legs
  01/25/07
He's off preparing a class action lawsuit against Tulane.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
You mean Katrina.
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
He's suing both... it was a conspiracy.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
ahem, *co-conspiracy*
aquamarine faggot firefighter
  01/25/07
I've declared on this board before that Ukrainians are terri...
crimson bateful doctorate national
  01/25/07
Is it bad form to send this out on the law school list serve...
cerise vigorous mother
  01/25/07
Go for it... it's already making the mass email rounds (that...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
you'll get joined as a party, mr. conspirator.
Exhilarant Rose Travel Guidebook Theatre
  01/25/07
is it just me or is each of chancemeeting's posts ITT as ann...
Marvelous nowag
  01/25/07
It's just you.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/25/07
phew!
Marvelous nowag
  01/25/07
He redeemed himself with this one http://www.xoxohth.com/th...
Cerebral Blue University
  01/25/07
tyty. Okay, no more all-caps Zack impersonations.
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
BEWARE GTO. ADRIAN ZACK IS PREPARED TO FILE AN AMENDED COMP...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/25/07
Your witness XOXO
Marvelous nowag
  01/25/07
LOOK AT HIS SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!! he must be crazy, HAHAHA
exciting brilliant azn office
  01/25/07
cf. Robinson v. Univ. of Akron Sch. of Law, 307 F.3d 409 (st...
contagious violent party of the first part
  01/25/07
Right. So... Let me get this straight: it was his poor typi...
Histrionic Ruddy Jap
  01/25/07
"Edit: Not clear the claims are time-barred. Clever Zac...
nubile base
  01/26/07
Quality post.
Floppy Lemon Dingle Berry
  01/26/07
What is with law school students? "Holman alleged nu...
contagious violent party of the first part
  01/25/07
boaltttt
lime generalized bond
  01/25/07
Grafton v. Brooklyn Law School, 478 F.2d 1137 "For t...
contagious violent party of the first part
  01/25/07
D+ average is f-ing solid
Haunting school
  01/29/07
This guy has the markings to become the law school version o...
Glittery elastic band water buffalo
  01/25/07
And, another Michigan case: this time a student kicked out f...
contagious violent party of the first part
  01/25/07
something for EVERYone?
Coiffed Violent Black Woman
  01/25/07
He isnt the firsy nutjob to go to law school. Ted Bundy was ...
Topaz tanning salon
  01/25/07
i'm pretty sure ted bundy didn't eat anyone ... http://en.w...
Lascivious Pit Multi-billionaire
  01/26/07
Shit, this is nothing. You should see what some of the wack...
chestnut fragrant home
  01/25/07
The Real Story: This is a dumb and slightly deranged white g...
thriller autistic idiot gaming laptop
  01/25/07
before you gang up on michigan, you should know he went to Y...
insane translucent cumskin native
  01/26/07
he probably pulled the same trick to get into yale
French medicated institution
  01/26/07
how did this guy get away with this scam 3 times at three di...
Peach Potus
  01/26/07
it would be funny if he tried to join Ciolli and xoxohth for...
French medicated institution
  01/26/07
does anyone know what this guy's roundabout rationalization ...
Peach Potus
  01/26/07
This is so incredibly wrong. Many schools, and also the gove...
thriller autistic idiot gaming laptop
  01/26/07
the 1/16 rule is absurd. there were a lot of guys i knew in...
Peach Potus
  01/26/07
the more absurd rule is self-selection where you have someon...
thriller autistic idiot gaming laptop
  01/26/07
agreed. the spanish surname bullshit helps a lot of filipino...
Peach Potus
  01/26/07
the 1/16 rule is absurd. there were a lot of guys i knew in ...
Irradiated deep shitlib
  01/26/07
if u thought u were white all ur life and everyone else thin...
Peach Potus
  01/26/07
I'm making fun of the "for all intensive purposes"...
Irradiated deep shitlib
  01/26/07
true. true.
Peach Potus
  01/26/07
Uhhh...I'm 1/16th native american......show me this "ru...
Pontificating Razzle Turdskin Menage
  01/26/07
It's usually 1/4th, but few colleges would screw with you if...
Irradiated deep shitlib
  01/26/07
Favorite parts (tie): Abbreviating his own last name & ...
Floppy Lemon Dingle Berry
  01/26/07
He destroyede a door?
garnet insanely creepy heaven
  01/26/07
Details. We demand details.
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/26/07
A few years ago some idiot destroyed a door at Michigan's or...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/26/07
Holy shit. Done before his law school career even began?! ...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/26/07
this guy's life reeks of the inverse of that dave chappelle ...
Peach Potus
  01/26/07
This guy is not black. He did not claim to be. The previou...
insane translucent cumskin native
  01/26/07
In all seriousness, there was nothing even remotely racist a...
thriller autistic idiot gaming laptop
  01/26/07
Fucker. I totally thought you were serious. Thing is, ...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/26/07
All these suits against lawsuits by former students are hila...
smoky self-absorbed toilet seat
  01/26/07
Ha, great observation... however the analogy might not neces...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/26/07
True. However, I would invoke (primary) assumption of risk: ...
smoky self-absorbed toilet seat
  01/26/07
Looks like WSJ gave xo its due this time: http://blogs.ws...
lime generalized bond
  01/26/07
Nice.
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/26/07
From the comments it seems that this story has some very ver...
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/26/07
Damn, they're talking about some dark background secrets...I...
white laughsome temple coldplay fan
  01/26/07
Still waiting :(
cracking painfully honest school cafeteria
  01/29/07
...
Sapphire filthpig
  01/29/07
Yes, all of the people they hire are crazy, and they hate th...
titillating regret roommate
  01/29/07
King Douche of UMich: BigTex or Adrian Zachariastfu?
mahogany wonderful gas station stock car
  01/29/07
Did anyone catch the paragraph where he says this PRIVATE em...
sable resort idea he suggested
  01/29/07
That paragraph is what makes it art. Dude, one of the firm'...
dun friendly grandma kitchen
  01/29/07
Do we still not know why he was fired?
cerise vigorous mother
  03/12/07
why isn't adrian zack a bigger xoxo legend than heide iravan...
Unholy stage
  03/12/07
What ended up happening here?
Swashbuckling Kitty Cat
  12/23/07
Update: Michigan Law School just sent the Law Blog the follo...
Swashbuckling Kitty Cat
  12/23/07
That's not an update. That's a non-statement statement.
disturbing pocket flask patrolman
  12/23/07
I dunno if there's a Rule 12(b)(6) in order . . . seems like...
obsidian fear-inspiring clown
  12/23/07
For the record, this sounds disgusting, unethical and illega...
disturbing pocket flask patrolman
  12/24/07


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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:39 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

This was just forwarded to me, and I absolutely *had* to upload it.

You guys are just going to loooooove this... something for pretty much everyone in here:

http://www.autoadmit.com/complaint.pdf

Enjoy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484894)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:42 PM
Author: dashing ticket booth hunting ground

This can't be real. Can't be.

Civil conspiracy? Antitrust violations? Intentional interference with prospective business relations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484909)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:44 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

It's definitely real. Look it up in Lexis if you don't believe it (I didn't either when I first saw the PDF).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484919)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: blathering vibrant becky

TY for this. Posts like this are why xoxo is still must-read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486039)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Unhinged Cuck Shrine

I don't see why it's not on ATL yet. Lat thinking how to insult Xoxo while thinking of some tacky catchphrase to attach to the story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486090)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: blathering vibrant becky

Lat's description is sure to be better than GTBoring's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487234)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Unhinged Cuck Shrine

Actually I was little surprised at GTO's "loooooooooove" and "Enjoy!!" I thought I had clicked the wrong tab in my browser for a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487522)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: blathering vibrant becky

I sort of like your blog better than xoxo any way. Cuts out the riff raff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489349)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:07 AM
Author: Lascivious Pit Multi-billionaire

y'all know why he threw in an antitrust claim at the end, right? TREBLE DAMAGES! Lucky he thought of it and remembered to throw it in #35 - right before the damages section. Brilliant.

What a fucking cuntwad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487116)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:42 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Ahhh, there's nothing quite like the rich, heady scent of persecution wafting off a document like this.

Plus, Michigan's legal writing program clearly taught this guy well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484913)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:47 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Favorite complaint: ""Upon information and belief, the system of course examination and grading at the law school in certain exams disadvantaged students that could not type at a sufficient speed to produce the volume of text required to produce competitive examination responses."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484926)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Red Hairy Legs

welcome to torts.

I'm guessing this guy is a six-sigma weirdo? As well as being a mamma's boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484942)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:51 PM
Author: Haunting school

i did ok in torts and i only use 2 fingers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484946)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:28 PM
Author: contagious violent party of the first part

guys in my high school used only 2 fingers all the time. it was no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485711)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: Stirring aqua meetinghouse

"As a resulft of Defendant's acitons, Plaintiff Maria Zack, a retired school teacher, suffered significant economic, emotional, and reputational damages, as well as a significant disruption in retirement and life plan."

i'm pretty sure that means he lives with his mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484961)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:55 PM
Author: odious associate range

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484968)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484971)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

177? He's probably exactly right!

Well, a 177 for parsing that out, I suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484983)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

It was just the comment of "I'm pretty sure this means he lives with his mom" that made me crack up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484990)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Haunting school

fantastic find!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484980)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:01 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

lollerpops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484992)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Is this perhaps my favorite variation of "LOL?" It is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484999)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: Offensive Boyish Locale

WAIT!

Who is Maria Zack???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485103)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

His mother, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485115)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Offensive Boyish Locale

amazing, truly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485221)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:41 PM
Author: Iridescent plaza

WAIT, his MOTHER? He's like 40 years old and his mom is a named plaintiff? This is incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485229)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Jade Beady-eyed Lay Philosopher-king

i'd vote sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485232)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

But the woman is a RETIRED schoolteacher. That suggests it's his mom...unless his sister/wife has just as many obvious emotional & psychological problems and was forced to "retire" early.

Which is entirely possible in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485239)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: Jade Beady-eyed Lay Philosopher-king

same thought process here... you can tell they're an enabling duo of doom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485251)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

I enjoyed this as well. I wonder if he sued LSAC too for not giving him enough time to fill in the bubbles on his scantron?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484964)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Actually dood, the scary thing is this guy probably did well enough on his LSAT to be acceptable to the Michigan adcom.

Think they're regretting that move now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484996)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:26 AM
Author: Onyx hell degenerate
Subject: typing speed?

I still bluebook my exams while 99% of the class types away on laptops. Yet I still Pwned them all by getting all A's. This guy sounds like a loser who can't face the reality of his deficiency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487879)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: vivacious cheese-eating library

I dunno, despite that this complaint is ridiculous. I think the writing is pretty good (verbose at times, though). Maybe I will get my ass kicked at the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485583)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: odious associate range

Well goddamn.

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Fucking ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484922)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:47 PM
Author: Abnormal galvanic marketing idea

The anti-trust claim is a nice touch. I take it he failed that class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484931)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:53 PM
Author: Motley digit ratio

pls don't link to my LRW assignment. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484956)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:59 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

Wow, that's awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484985)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

I'm amazed this didn't get around sooner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484989)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:47 PM
Author: Appetizing parlour hominid

I did not read this closely - am I correct in understanding that he was fired because he lied on his resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484935)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Red Hairy Legs

I think either he

was very strange on the job or

fucked up his 2L grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484945)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:53 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

If you were trying

To respond in haiku form

you failed horribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484957)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: smoky self-absorbed toilet seat

So did you; you failed to make a reference to a season.

Sorry for the prose, BTW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485100)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

This is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485170)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: contagious violent party of the first part

TITCRTIT

CRTITCRTITCRTITCR

TITCRTIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485725)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:42 AM
Author: Irradiated deep shitlib

Like the Winter owl

His two-finger-typing ass

Is out in the cold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487900)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Impertinent Burgundy Reading Party Field

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488006)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

Where did you infer that? It seems to be a reasonable assumption, but I can't find anything that relates to it directly.

'fraudulently to manipulate Mr Zack's employment record to develop a basis for dismissal'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484950)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: Appetizing parlour hominid

First sentence of #15 - impede AZ's efforts to obtain employment by refusing opportuinty to clarify "certain apparently false information in his employment record"

EDIT: I suppose this could mean the employment record from MNAT. Never mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484965)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

I think this is referring to whatever the reasons were for his dismissal by his 2L summer firm.

I can only hope I get to work w/a weirdo like this during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484974)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

For some reason, I'm thinking this is MachoBreeze in 3 years. Valid?

#13 is my favorite, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484937)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:51 PM
Author: Motley digit ratio

ti, ml, tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484947)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

plz explain ml tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484978)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: Motley digit ratio

most likely. yw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484997)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:59 PM
Author: Iridescent plaza

better than #17!?

Basically, he's claiming that the firm is a state actor because one of the member of the firm used to hold a government position at some time in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484984)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Dood, that's great, but you're missing the true magnum opus of ADRIAN ZACK's complaint: the masterful, quasi symphonic way in which he joins his complaint against MNAT (the firm) to that against Michigan. I commend to you the climax of this movement, paragraph #33:

"Plaintiffs believe there is some nexus between the actions of MNAT defendants, other unnamed or current MNAT employees, or unnamed individuals otherwise associated with MNAT defendants, and the actions of the University of Michigan defendants, other unnamed current or former University employees, STUDENTS [my emphasis], or individuals otherwise associated with University Defendants, in furtherance of conspiracy."

HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH ADRIAN ZACK? ADRIAN ZACK SEES THE WHEELS WITHIN THE WHEELS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485044)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Iridescent plaza

I just got to that. I would love to hear his explanation of how Michigan and MNAT got together to co-conspire. But I don't actually know if that's what he's claiming. He may just be an idiot and not realize that two unconnected entities harming the same victim in a similar way aren't co-conspirators by default, simply because the manner of harm inflicted happens to be similar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485063)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. Do you think he seriously failed to realize the requirements for a conspiracy? He can't even demonstrate that these two groups knew each other in any sense.

Besides, the manner of harm isn't even similar. Michigan just GRADEPWN3D him (and not even badly enough that he wasn't able to get a 2L summer job, I might point out), while MNAT apparently booted him out of that job before it was done.

Imagine that. Imagine being SO bad that they don't even let you finish up your 2L summer job, but actually physically escort you from the premises before it's over. My god, what was he doing, sniffing all the women's seats and constantly claiming he "smelled sex on them?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485097)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Iridescent plaza

"This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. Do you think he seriously failed to realize the requirements for a conspiracy?"

Did you see his attempt to get MNAT counted as a state actor?!?!!? I don't think this guy learned very much law in law school. Perhaps because he couldn't take hand written notes fast enough. Ah, another allegation to add to the complaint!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485211)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: disturbing pocket flask patrolman

Maybe there is more to the conspiracy than meets the eye, and he'll use the discovery period to drum out the connections between the two entities. Maybe he doesn't want to put all of his cards on the table in the complaint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067393)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac vengeful spot liquid oxygen

But what are the chances that TWO UNCONNECTED ENTITIES would both have it out for THE SAME PERSON? Like, Michigan gives him bad grades, and then his firm doesn't even give him an offer? It must be conspiracy. The thing speaks for itself. And if it doesn't speak for itself, Zack will speak for the thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485105)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:22 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485130)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing parlour hominid

Looks like he got an MBA from UT in 96, and did end up passing the NY bar in FEB 05.

http://mba.mccombs.utexas.edu/mma/reunion2006/attending.asp

http://www.nylawyer.com/display.php/file=/exam/names/000May05rz

If he got an MBA in 96, I'd say that puts him close to 40, yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484940)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: dun friendly grandma kitchen

Yeah. Maria Zack is clearly his wife who ditched her public school teaching job the minute his first BIGLAW paycheck came in. "Emotional stress" = gained 30 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505291)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Motley digit ratio

Ah, I think this is one of the rare but extremely powerful "lawsuites"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484943)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM
Author: Offensive Boyish Locale

can folks start summarizing the complaints...?

i'm a little stoned and tired, making the complaint hard to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484949)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

There's your fucking antitrust!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484951)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: Indecent adventurous laser beams

If this is a UCLA library reference, I like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487667)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM
Author: Appetizing parlour hominid

Also his name is in pleadings for Grutter v. Bollinger as an amicus.

http://chronicle.com/indepth/michigan/documents/briefs/respondent/LSDHE.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484952)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: diverse stead

do you think that means this guy is handicapped? im thinking either handicapped or a veteran... and thus favors the UMich system when it took all that into account and assigned large amts of points to those applicants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485048)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: mahogany wonderful gas station stock car

Come on, give this guy a break! Like, every single break possible. And then pay him to sulk when he fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505199)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

Someone find his email address and send him here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484976)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Appetizing parlour hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485013)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:01 PM
Author: Haunting school

18. "Certain exams taken by Mr. Zack that required students to be skilled touch-typists in order to produce a competetive response resulted in borderline failing gradesby virtue of the low volumbe of prose Mr. Zack could type in the time allotted as compared with other students."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484993)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:03 PM
Author: Erotic Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485003)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

Reminds you of someone you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485016)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: Erotic Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485058)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

ADRIAN ZACK, BRINGING THE BLUEBOOK BACK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485006)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Offensive Boyish Locale

i also hate this part of exams. of course there is nothing unfair about it. but i also hate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485022)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:03 PM
Author: Stirring aqua meetinghouse

"Due to the legal and other expertise required to determine the correct legal taxonomy and nomenclature for such damages, and to estimate a reasonable valuation for each category of damages and the overall total, Plaintiffs cannot plead damages with any more specifity at this time."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485004)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

9(g)pwn3d?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485027)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Yet more code for "I FAILED LAW SCHOOL."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485053)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

34. Plaintiff Adrian Zack has devoted significant time and effort to searching for permanent employment during the five years since the fall of 2001. Such efforts have been especially intense during the last two and one-half years since Mr. Zack's graduation from law school.

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485010)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Too easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485036)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

The guy has an MBA/JD combo and he still can't find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485041)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE OUT TO GET ADRIAN ZACK. ADRIAN ZACK HAS SEEN THROUGH THE LIES AND THE SMOKESCREENS AND CAN EXPOSE THESE PEOPLE. THEY CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN, AND SO ARE CONSPIRING TO CRUSH ADRIAN ZACK.

BUT SOON ADRIAN ZACK WILL CRUSH THEM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485073)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 11:42 PM
Author: disturbing pocket flask patrolman

You're being an asshole to a guy you know nothing about based on your unconscious fears about the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067399)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Rose Travel Guidebook Theatre

something is seriously fucked up with that guy.

he has an mba. no job.

he has a jd from michigan. no job.

he has allegedly been looking for years. no job.

he got fired from a summer job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485799)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

http://callsign.73ham.org/detail/WM3Y

Ham Radio operator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485015)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: Red Hairy Legs

megageek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485113)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Haunting school

25. "Charlotte Johnson, among other actions, without credible justification denied Mr. Zack accomadation during a 24-hour exam when he was forced to take an approximately two-hour break during the exam to handle a personal matter that unexpectedly and unavoidable [sic?] arose."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485023)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Iridescent plaza

26 is better--suing career services for poor advice.

Christ, we should make that one a class action while we're at it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485033)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Iridescent plaza

He's really thrown in the kitchen sink at Mich Law. He's got an associate dean of students in there for not giving him an extension on a 24 hour take home because of a personal matter. He's got career services in there for giving him bad career advice. He's got a civ pro prof in there for poor email communications. This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485028)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Appetizing parlour hominid

I'd pay big money to know what that 2-hour personal matter was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485031)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

DIARRHEA ALL OVER CARPET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485038)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

OH NO THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS DURING TAKE-HOMES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485062)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:15 PM
Author: Erotic Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485078)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: trip prole trump supporter

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485126)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485166)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

I'm honestly shocked this thing didn't start circulating sooner... words can't even describe this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485054)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac vengeful spot liquid oxygen

Actually, words describe it pretty well. I mean, it is itself composed of only words. You're just saying that because the volume of your typing is insufficient. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485070)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: Iridescent plaza

It's gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485085)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: diverse stead

how do we know he isn't handicapped though? has this not occured to anyone? im being serious.

that would change things, in my opinion... there has to be some explanation. i doubt he's just that much of a screwball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485124)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Jade Beady-eyed Lay Philosopher-king

srsly- though you'd think he'd dream up, oh, an ADA CLAIM?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485158)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:22 PM
Author: Mentally impaired charismatic piazza yarmulke

michigan troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485679)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: Haunting school

CAN a pro se complainant ask for attorney's fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485047)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

I think so, at least in some causes of actions in some states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485057)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: Vermilion Curious Abode Genital Piercing

he has one point - that his former employers should give him access to people for recomendations, and should not make unsolicited negative recomendations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485055)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

After reading this complaint, I have a feeling those negative recommendations were pretty justified...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485060)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Turquoise hall pisswyrm

This stuff doesn't happen at Harvard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485093)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:28 AM
Author: Purple foreskin church

Never a good idea to give negative recommendations unless something like embezzlement was the cause for dismissal and they were caught red handed. Creates too much liability for the employer. Remember this when coaching clients. BTW - most fortune 500 HR Departments don't give negative recommendations - they just say something like, "so and so worked here from X to Y in the position of Z." That is all they'll say and that is code for don't hire this fucking guy.

"A former employee sued her former employer for unlawful retaliation under Title VII. At trial, the former employee demonstrated the former employer provided negative recommendations to a prospective employer in retaliation for the employee's prior discrimination complaints. The jury found in favor of the employee and awarded her $25,000. However, the trial court rejected the verdict because it found she did not prove that due to the negative references she suffered an adverse employment action. According to the trial court, in order to make this showing, the employee had to prove that she would have received the prospective job but for the employer's negative references.

The Tenth Circuit held that the district court erred in requiring the former employee to meet this standard. The Tenth Circuit lessened the employee's burden of proof, holding that in order to prove an adverse action occurred because of negative references, the employee must only show that the negative references would likely preclude her from obtaining employment with the prospective employer. In this case, the prospective employer testified that negative information would have disqualified a candidate for the position (but the negative references were not the reason for its decision not to hire the former employee – the prospective employer claimed that the plaintiff was not hired because her long fingernails would have interfered with her typing speed!). The Tenth Circuit found the former employee proved that she suffered an adverse employment action due to the former employer's negative references. Accordingly, it reinstated the $25,000 jury verdict in favor of the employee."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487972)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: Iridescent plaza

Not sure about that. This isn't a classic no-offer situation. This was a mid-summer firing. And there may be a reason, depending on what happened that got him fired, why the firm doesn't want any of it's current employees endorsing the guy in their capacity as a firm employee.

As for the unsolicited negative recs, I have no idea how he could know that. Chances are, it's made up, just like his claim that the firm fired him as part of a conspiracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485116)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: Offensive Boyish Locale

well, he's clearly insane. i wouldn't hire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485083)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: alcoholic goal in life

Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? He really might be typing diabled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485094)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: coral useless mood

chances this even makes it into court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485096)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: alcoholic goal in life

Very good. It isn't going to settle. He'll lose on SJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485108)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

Seems like 12(b)(6) might be possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485146)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:30 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Yeah, I don't even think this gets to SJ. Where are the sufficient alleged elements for a conspiracy complaint here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485172)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Histrionic Ruddy Jap

12(b)(6)? In state court? That is not the credited response. Not sure about DE state procedural rules, but most states do not have motions to dismiss with as much teeth as the FRCPs. Still, the only claims not clearly subject to demurrer are IIPEA and conspiracy.

Edited: DE state court.

Edited: conspiracy generally requires an agreement, intent, and an underlying wrong. Some states do not even require participation to identified specifically. Agreement can be generally averred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486030)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Sick Psychic

Yeah, I have no idea what sort of procedural wackiness is the DE Chancery court, and the P probably doesn't either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487124)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Chances the court forces him to pay Michigan's attorney's fees and court costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485109)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:28 PM
Author: zombie-like silver corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485715)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:40 AM
Author: dun friendly grandma kitchen

He might be pro se, but he's still a licensed attorney.

Probably no attorney's fees, but probably a bar censure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505298)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:54 AM
Author: Histrionic Ruddy Jap

Slim. Chances the Michigan defendants are out for lack of personal jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487571)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: contagious violent party of the first part

I hope "diabled" was intentioned, because its pretty funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485727)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: alcoholic goal in life

Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? He really might be typing disabled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485104)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485122)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Flirting sinister trust fund theater

this won't help his job search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485136)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

Someone find the defendants' replies and post pls

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485140)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

I don't see any of them up on Lexis yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485207)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

ADRIAN ZACK HAS SEEN THROUGH THE FARCE THAT IS CAREER SERVICES:

"26. Defendants Robin A. Kaplan and Susan M. Guindi advised Mr. Zack on his job search, and certain advice was highly disadvantageous to his particular circumstances. Regardless whether or not such advice was intended by these Defendants to harm Adrian Zack, the Law School, and these two Defendants in their capacities as its employees working in the Office of Career Services, should have known such advice would be significantly harmful to Mr. Zack's pursuit of employment."

ADRIAN ZACK WASN'T FOOLED BY OCS'S RECOMMENDATION THAT HE NOT TALK ABOUT THE ZIONIST-MASONIC ELDERS CONSPIRACY DURING ON-CAMPUS INTERVIEWS. OCS TRIED TO GET ADRIAN ZACK TO HOLD BACK THE TRUTH. NOBODY HOLDS BACK ADRIAN ZACK, ADRIAN ZACK'S ON A PLAINTIFF ATTACK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485150)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

He should get an affidavit from ernie menard re: malevolence of law school students/administrators/profs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485164)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

172. Too fucking true. These guys were made for one another...but wasn't Menard flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485210)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

WHY DID HE FART NAKED DURING OCI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485168)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

OH SHIT DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY INTERVIEWER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485188)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485220)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

It would explain so, so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485234)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: Olive codepig

If dumb advice from OCS were an actionable tort, every law school in the country would be bankrupt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488017)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:17 AM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Minnesota alone would be drowning in lawsuits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488099)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:42 AM
Author: dun friendly grandma kitchen

MN's OCS issues pale in comparison to ND's. There was a point when their whole office had one employee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505302)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Cat

fwiw, most CS do suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067064)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: Jade Beady-eyed Lay Philosopher-king

i was intruiged by the allegation of a negligent conspiracy. what's that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485165)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: Histrionic Ruddy Jap

Conspiracy is linked to IIPEA, which is an intentional tort. Although not carefully explained, he is claiming IIPEA against Univ defendants and law firm defendants individually. And conspiracy to committ same against defendants as a group (that's the "magnum opus" paragraph 33), the Univ defendants (agreement provision unclear, and perhaps not pled). His claims that certain un-named conspirators could have un-intentionally further the scheme is absurd, though. Their lack of intent would patently make them non-conspirators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486156)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: aquamarine faggot firefighter

This is jogging a memory, but I'm not sure if it's a valid one (the age and the HAM radio thing are sparking it, if that helps anyone). About two years ago, wasn't the ridicule-of-the-moment a non-trad male who received no callbacks and then proceeded to write a very detailed letter to the firms outlining the fact that he once worked for some district county juvenile court judge and she could vouch that his legal writing was "among the finest she'd ever seen?"

Is this the same guy?? Someone else must remember this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485190)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:34 PM
Author: Iridescent plaza

I do remember something about that. But I don't think that guy was a Michigan student. Can't be sure though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485196)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: aquamarine faggot firefighter

It would be too good to be true and I have no legitimate reason for conflating the two incidents other than I could have sworn HAM radios were brought up in each instance. Of course, I suppose that HAM radio enthusiasts are, on average, more prone to this sort of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485213)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

I think it was someone from Northwestern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485216)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: aquamarine faggot firefighter

That I have no idea. The only things I remember are: nontrad, ham radio, and legal writing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485252)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

2 out of those 3 point to Northwestern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485260)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Yeah I'm pretty sure it was Northwestern. I think his name was George Luce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485266)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged police squad

Yeah, didn't he want to practice energy law with F&J in Texas or something like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485714)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

I remember that, pretty sure it was a very different guy though, plus a different market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485226)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: aquamarine faggot firefighter

Wishful thinking on my part I suppose...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485227)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Too many people engaging in toolish behavior to keep track.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485233)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:44 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

I was hoping this guy would have some sort of relation to Dion Alaniz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485242)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Who knows, Dion might have his own issue in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485256)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood Brunch Knife

dammit chancemeeting you're on fire in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485223)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Red Hairy Legs

where's valen?

google hints this guy's a ukrainian - i.e. a crazier type of russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485258)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

He's off preparing a class action lawsuit against Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485269)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

You mean Katrina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485272)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

He's suing both... it was a conspiracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485287)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:19 PM
Author: aquamarine faggot firefighter

ahem, *co-conspiracy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485385)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: crimson bateful doctorate national

I've declared on this board before that Ukrainians are terrible people. Finally, concrete proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485276)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:53 PM
Author: cerise vigorous mother

Is it bad form to send this out on the law school list server?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485275)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Go for it... it's already making the mass email rounds (that's how I got it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485283)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Rose Travel Guidebook Theatre

you'll get joined as a party, mr. conspirator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485806)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Marvelous nowag

is it just me or is each of chancemeeting's posts ITT as annoying, strident, and attention-seeking as this brief?

but not in an I'm-channeling-Zack-interesting kind of way; in a sad, callow kind of way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485288)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

It's just you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485289)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Marvelous nowag

phew!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485299)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Blue University

He redeemed himself with this one

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&mc=134&forum_id=2#7485062



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485313)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

tyty.

Okay, no more all-caps Zack impersonations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485317)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

BEWARE GTO. ADRIAN ZACK IS PREPARED TO FILE AN AMENDED COMPLAINT ADDING XOXO TO THE LIST OF CONSPIRATORS ATTEMPTING TO DIMINISH THE EXPECTED ECONOMIC VALUE OF ADRIAN ZACK'S MICHIGAN LAW DEGREE.

YOU ARE TWO SUBPOENAS AWAY FROM A NEVERENDING NIGHTMARE OF LITIGATION. ADRIAN ZACK WILL TAKE YOUR YACHT. *TOOT* *TOOT* YOU TTTSEF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485308)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Marvelous nowag

Your witness XOXO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485314)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: exciting brilliant azn office

LOOK AT HIS SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!! he must be crazy, HAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485769)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: contagious violent party of the first part

cf. Robinson v. Univ. of Akron Sch. of Law, 307 F.3d 409 (student who suffered from a "learning disability" was given 25% more time to complete his exam; student requested "unlimited additional time" to complete his exams); Clement v. Virginia Bd. of Bar Examiners, 1997 U.S. App. LEXIS 27951 (bar applicant claiming a learning disability is given twice the normal time to complete the bar exam and still fails).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485895)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Ruddy Jap

Right. So... Let me get this straight: it was his poor typing skills, not his apparent inability to logic, that caused him to perform poorly in law school.

Wonder what he did to get escorted from the building his 2L summer?

Claims against law firm defendants = stale?

Edit: Not clear the claims are time-barred. Clever Zack attempted a tolling section at the end of the Complaint. But did he adequately plead any act to induce forbearance? Plus there are no dates given for paragraphs 14 & 15, so hard to show time-bar on the face of the Complaint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485917)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: nubile base

"Edit: Not clear the claims are time-barred. Clever Zack attempted a tolling section at the end of the Complaint. But did he adequately plead any act to induce forbearance? Plus there are no dates given for paragraphs 14 & 15, so hard to show time-bar on the face of the Complaint. "

He had to type the whole complaint up, didn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487093)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:27 AM
Author: Floppy Lemon Dingle Berry

Quality post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487880)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: contagious violent party of the first part

What is with law school students?

"Holman alleged numerous violations of his constitutional rights by employees of U.C. Berkeley . . . including being placed in a room where loud drilling occurred nearby on the day before a law school exam, being told that he "would make a good lawyer," . . . and being pressured to pay his bills promptly."

Holman v. Board of Regents of University of California, 1990 U.S. App. LEXIS 20815

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485928)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

boaltttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485938)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:18 PM
Author: contagious violent party of the first part

Grafton v. Brooklyn Law School, 478 F.2d 1137

"For the fall semester of 1970-71 Grafton received another D+ average; this included an F in a 3-credit course in taxation. Grafton claims that the taxation final examination was so contrived that the grading professor could pass or fail any student as he desired, and that staff members of The Justinian received lower grades than others taking the same course."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485955)





Date: January 29th, 2007 1:43 PM
Author: Haunting school

D+ average is f-ing solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505958)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Glittery elastic band water buffalo

This guy has the markings to become the law school version of dylan klebold. UMich law should be worried about this nut job. Despite his JD/MBA, he basically sucks at life then blames everyone else but himself. I'm surprised he didn't blame USC as well for the emotional distress caused by the ass raping USC gave Mich at the Rose Bowl a few weeks ago. Maybe that should be #46.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485974)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:28 PM
Author: contagious violent party of the first part

And, another Michigan case: this time a student kicked out for cheating sues the school:

Easley v. University of Michigan Bd. of Regents, 619 F. Supp. 418

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485998)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:55 PM
Author: Coiffed Violent Black Woman

something for EVERYone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486108)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:55 PM
Author: Topaz tanning salon

He isnt the firsy nutjob to go to law school. Ted Bundy was a law student during his years of killing and eating people....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486109)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Lascivious Pit Multi-billionaire

i'm pretty sure ted bundy didn't eat anyone ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_bundy

but you're right about him killing folks while in law school

"In 1975, while still attending law school at the University of Utah, Bundy shifted his crimes to Colorado"

"Bundy bought a one-way plane ticket and flew TWA from Denver to Chicago the night he escaped. He then caught an Amtrak train to Ann Arbor, Michigan," - coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487218)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: chestnut fragrant home

Shit, this is nothing. You should see what some of the wacko "jailhouse lawyers" file. I had the boyfriend of a client try to sue me because I refused to file a motion claiming that she had diplomatic immunity from prosecution due to her status as the biblical concubine to the ambassador to the kingdom of yaweh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486350)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: thriller autistic idiot gaming laptop

The Real Story: This is a dumb and slightly deranged white guy who, through some bizarre rationalization, checked the african-american box and got some massive AA to get into Michigan.

He got terrible grades at Michigan because he wasn't qualified to be there in the first place. However, he was still able to land a job, albiet a shitty one, purely off the fact that he was a Michigan student.

At his job, he proceeded tell extremely racist jokes at inappropriate times, thinking he could get away with it because he was 'african-american.' Too bad everyone else correctly saw him as 'white.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486606)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: insane translucent cumskin native

before you gang up on michigan, you should know he went to Yale undergrad. He must have some intelligece, or really good connections. Although, you can't tell from that horrible complaint. I have seen pro se plaintiffs with no law degree write better complaints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486839)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:59 AM
Author: French medicated institution

he probably pulled the same trick to get into yale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487050)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:06 AM
Author: Peach Potus

how did this guy get away with this scam 3 times at three different schools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487932)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: French medicated institution

it would be funny if he tried to join Ciolli and xoxohth for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487064)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:11 AM
Author: Peach Potus

does anyone know what this guy's roundabout rationalization for claiming to be african american are? if he was smart, he woulda just claimed to be native american like a lot of supposedly nonwhite ppl at top schools do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487862)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:26 AM
Author: thriller autistic idiot gaming laptop

This is so incredibly wrong. Many schools, and also the government, actually have a definition for what it means to be Native American (must be recognized by a tribe or have 1/16 native american blood, or whatever).

Neither law school nor the government, however, have a definition for "hispanic" or "african-american" - it's 100% self-selection. It's really, really, hard to prove someone isn't african-american or hispanic if they claim they are, because they can just say "yeah, my great-great-grandmother was black, so I consider myself black." There is no 1/16 rule or anything for african-american or hispanic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487877)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:29 AM
Author: Peach Potus

the 1/16 rule is absurd. there were a lot of guys i knew in college that were white for all intensive purposes but found out they were 1/16 and milked it for all it was worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487884)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:32 AM
Author: thriller autistic idiot gaming laptop

the more absurd rule is self-selection where you have someone get a very large boost to their resume because their faither is from Spain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487888)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:33 AM
Author: Peach Potus

agreed. the spanish surname bullshit helps a lot of filipinos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487890)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:47 AM
Author: Irradiated deep shitlib

the 1/16 rule is absurd. there were a lot of guys i knew in college that were white for all "intensive purposes" but found out they were 1/16 and milked it for all it was worth.

For what "intensive purposes" would it be helpful to be white?

Swimming?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487906)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:55 AM
Author: Peach Potus

if u thought u were white all ur life and everyone else thinks ur white and u didn't live on a goddamn reservation, what's the point of giving u AA just cuz u found out ur great great great grandmother was a mohegan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487916)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:57 AM
Author: Irradiated deep shitlib

I'm making fun of the "for all intensive purposes" line, dood, not making a statement about Indian AA.

EDIT: I think all racial prrferences are horseshit, but if the adcoms are going to give boosts to African royalty and black students that grew up in Bel-Air for "facing discrimination" then you can't bust someone's hustle for digging up grandpa's tribal card.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487919)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:01 AM
Author: Peach Potus

true. true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487923)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Pontificating Razzle Turdskin Menage

Uhhh...I'm 1/16th native american......show me this "rule" please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488319)





Date: January 26th, 2007 4:04 PM
Author: Irradiated deep shitlib

It's usually 1/4th, but few colleges would screw with you if you have a tribal affiliation card--which is very easy in some states. Read:

Tuesday, May 26, 1998 - Seattle Times

by Tom Brune

Seattle Times staff reporter

Elizabeth Lake says she has always thought of herself as a Native American.

So two years ago, when filling out a state-government job application that asked her race or culture, she didn't think twice about checking the box labeled "American Indian."

She eventually landed a job with the Department of Social and Health Services. But within the first week, a supervisor pulled Lake out of a training session.

"She said she could not visibly determine my race," recalls Lake, who has long, dark hair, dark eyes and a light complexion.

The supervisor told Lake she had been hired to meet an affirmative-action goal for American Indians, and that if she could not prove her race, the job offer would be withdrawn.

The next day, Lake brought in documents showing her great-grandfather was a member of the Chickasaw Nation.

But her supervisors told her she needed proof that she was a member of a tribe - and that she had a month to produce it.

She didn't. She lost her job.

Lake has since learned she is 1/128th Chickasaw Indian, enough for her to get a tribal-affiliation card, sufficient documentation for the state.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7490241)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:30 AM
Author: Floppy Lemon Dingle Berry

Favorite parts (tie): Abbreviating his own last name & the fact that his co-plaintiff (who I had assumed was his wife) is apparently his mother.

Least favorite part: He left off the part about him destroying a door.

Or am I the only one here who remembers that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487885)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: garnet insanely creepy heaven

He destroyede a door?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487924)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Details. We demand details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488080)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:25 AM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

A few years ago some idiot destroyed a door at Michigan's orientation and (I think) got expelled for it before classes even started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488128)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:28 AM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Holy shit. Done before his law school career even began?!

I will trade legendary stories about Cass Sunstein being PWN3D by his wife at UChicago Wine Mess with anyone who can offer more reliable details of this no doubt classic Michigan moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488139)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:04 AM
Author: Peach Potus

this guy's life reeks of the inverse of that dave chappelle skit with the blind black klan member.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487927)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:31 AM
Author: insane translucent cumskin native

This guy is not black. He did not claim to be. The previous poster was being racist and ranting against AA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487979)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:36 AM
Author: thriller autistic idiot gaming laptop

In all seriousness, there was nothing even remotely racist about what I said. I was just spinning a good story. But yes, I was lying about the Michigan student. I have no clue who he is or why he got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487987)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:16 AM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Fucker. I totally thought you were serious.

Thing is, you could have offered nearly any story about this guy, however nuts, and I would've accepted it given that he had already demonstrated a capacity for six-sigma weirdness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488094)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:01 AM
Author: smoky self-absorbed toilet seat

All these suits against lawsuits by former students are hilarious. Did anyone major in classics? These actions represent the eternal recurrence of the paradox of Protagoras' lawsuit against Euathlus --if these students can win pro se lawsuits against law schools (who have plenty of legal talent on tap) then they obviously *did* receive a decent legal education, contrary to their claims, and should therefore receive no damages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488273)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:04 AM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Ha, great observation... however the analogy might not necessarily hold for Adrian Zach's "career services gave me bad advice" cause of action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488282)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: smoky self-absorbed toilet seat

True. However, I would invoke (primary) assumption of risk: Isn't it patently obvious that the BigLaw refugees and other assorted mutts in the career services office don't have a clue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488292)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:56 PM
Author: lime generalized bond

Looks like WSJ gave xo its due this time:

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2007/01/26/slow-typist-sues-his-law-school/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489776)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:01 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489813)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:09 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

From the comments it seems that this story has some very very interesting background that is well known in Wilmington. Come on, someone's gotta spill...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489877)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: white laughsome temple coldplay fan

Damn, they're talking about some dark background secrets...I must know. Get on the control-room radio of the S.S. Big Changes, GTO - we need to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489958)





Date: January 29th, 2007 10:23 AM
Author: cracking painfully honest school cafeteria

Still waiting :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7504998)





Date: January 29th, 2007 10:41 AM
Author: Sapphire filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505048)





Date: January 29th, 2007 10:48 AM
Author: titillating regret roommate

Yes, all of the people they hire are crazy, and they hate their summer associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505080)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:04 AM
Author: mahogany wonderful gas station stock car

King Douche of UMich: BigTex or Adrian Zachariastfu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505157)





Date: January 29th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: sable resort idea he suggested

Did anyone catch the paragraph where he says this PRIVATE employer violated his "due process" rights by firing him without a hearing? Good god some people are morons. I can't believe someone can get all the way thru umich ls and not understand that only gov't can violate your due process rights.

Additionally, I'm sick of people just not being able to swallow the fact that employment is "at will" and is so-called for a reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7506087)





Date: January 29th, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: dun friendly grandma kitchen

That paragraph is what makes it art. Dude, one of the firm's partners used to be a "public official" in Delaware! Adrian is practically Rodney King!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7506160)





Date: March 12th, 2007 10:23 AM
Author: cerise vigorous mother

Do we still not know why he was fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7742220)





Date: March 12th, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Unholy stage

why isn't adrian zack a bigger xoxo legend than heide iravani? this adrian zack guy actually did something ridiculous that is worthy of ridicule. not so sure about heide...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7743278)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 10:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Cat

What ended up happening here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067116)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 10:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Cat

Update: Michigan Law School just sent the Law Blog the following statement: At Michigan Law, students generally choose for themselves whether to write examination answers by hand or whether to type on a keyboard (laptop or typewriter). Beyond the typing policy at issue in the lawsuit, every effort is made to ensure fairness and equitability in the grading and evaluation process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067136)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: disturbing pocket flask patrolman

That's not an update. That's a non-statement statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067410)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 11:20 PM
Author: obsidian fear-inspiring clown

I dunno if there's a Rule 12(b)(6) in order . . . seems like this case could make it to summary judgement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067328)





Date: December 24th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: disturbing pocket flask patrolman

For the record, this sounds disgusting, unethical and illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067538)