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Anyone else think your Mom's 401k losing 50% is 180?
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817699) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: excitant buff tanning salon international law enforcement agency to be honest, i am getting a bit concerned that the two annoyingly retarded lazy boomers at my work who were gonna retire in a few months might not now. i recently accepted a management position largely based on my expectation that i wouldnt have to deal with them. if theyre back, i'll need to reassess or see if they can be moved to another department (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817702) |
Date: April 5th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: Pale mediation Dementia mom was actually incredibly shrewd in this regard. She withdrew all of her IRA from equities and has been in money market since mid-March. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817709) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy hairy legs rofl i shld hire ur birdshit mom as my money manager (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817804) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:43 AM Author: glassy gas station kitty That bitch let this country be overflowed w turd skins like u. Fuck her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817718) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Balding philosopher-king TBF, anyone looking to retire soon shouldn’t have been heavy on equities anyway. If they had decent exposure to the bond market then they’re doing okay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817736) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: cracking whorehouse cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817737) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Laughsome umber office Advisors all put them heavy as fuck in equities. People like you always Hide when the market is at ATH because they'd get Flamed, lose Karma, or become a Joke.
"Your age in bonds" would put a 60 year old 40% in equities lol |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:52 AM Author: cracking whorehouse cuckold This is egregious flame. "You should be in bonds if you're close to/at retirement" is bog standard advice regardless of market conditions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817744) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: Balding philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817748) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: Laughsome umber office Ok now actually talk irl to any financial advisor. The Vanguard 2025 fund is 50% equities: https://investor.vanguard.com/investment-products/mutual-funds/profile/vttvx#portfolio-composition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817874) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: Balding philosopher-king If you’re at 50% equities then you’re completely fine. Someone looking to retire right now still probably has 20-30 Years left to live, so you need some long term upside still. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48818014) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: cracking whorehouse cuckold So somebody using this target date fund and retiring "now" is already 40% in bonds and completely fine. Did you even read your own link. If so, how did you not understand it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48818051) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:09 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy hairy legs lol so its basically go furk urself? is this what trumpmos are saying to retirees, most of whom are fellow BIRDSHITS? why is trump 2.0 so mean to birdshits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817807) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:09 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy hairy legs even if they are only 50% equities they are still losing a ton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817808) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: cracking whorehouse cuckold I've been trying to get her to liquidate and put it all in a SPIA for a while now, then just live "paycheck to paycheck" basically. Failing that, I wanted to look over her portfolio and make sure things were appropriately conservative, but she never had time. If she just got market crash pwned, my conscience is clear, I tried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817741) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:04 AM Author: Mischievous Self-absorbed Spot You know a lot of these people have pensions and similar benefits that younger people don't right? And most boomer women didn't work and will get their husbands pension and social security when they die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817788) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy hairy legs stfu u retard, u can easily look up percent who have pensions and its very low just scammy ex-miliary and govt workers maybe not even 20% tops, and anyway how do u think pensions are paid out? the pension funds are the BIGGEST investors in the stock market, when they have mass declines it becomes increasingly difficult to pay out pensions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817810) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: Mischievous Self-absorbed Spot No it isn't you ignorant spammer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817816) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:06 AM Author: sepia buck-toothed psychic travel guidebook I only want the worst for Boomers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817798) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:06 AM Author: glassy gas station kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817800) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:07 AM Author: Provocative Dopamine Temple You mean your other dad's 401k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817802) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: poppy zippy yarmulke lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817809) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Beta Jade Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48818473) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:16 AM Author: Violent Exciting Legend National Boomers have $4m houses in Socal that they bought in the 80s for $250k, and pay $3k a year in property tax. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817840) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:18 AM Author: Mischievous Self-absorbed Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817848) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy hairy legs IME boomers are the most sensitive to any attack on their NW which was totally created by 100% HARD WORK, they are so use to just being given everything, a stable economic environment for decades that even a 15-20% correction will drive them insane esp when they see no geopolitical reason for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817866) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:27 AM Author: odious indian lodge dog poop I thought you hated your parents? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817871) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Mischievous Self-absorbed Spot He has to beg them for money occasionally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817891) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy hairy legs I do, i made this thread as a reply to the one called "Anyone else think Tariffs are 180?" but somehow ppl took it seriously it seems to hit home for some reason
i hoap my bitch mom's 401k goes to hell she surely wont leave a cent for me even though being the most deprived bitch influence ever she owes me the stupid furking bitch all indians shld furking die |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:40 AM Author: cracking whorehouse cuckold Let's see here-- you washed out of the law within a few years, you always engage in logical fallacies then double-triple/quadruple down on them, you're a crazed loner who hates everywhere he goes, you fail at everything you do, and the only thing you find solace in is the imagined achievements of non-white people from five centuries ago. Yeah, I'm sure the problem is on your mother's end. JFC, you're the strongest argument against parenthood I've ever seen, imagine creating life and then what you get is Tommy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817903) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy hairy legs yep, pretty much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817905) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Curious range corn cake lol at my mom having the impulse control to invest in a 401k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48817895) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Spectacular crawly hall rigor My mom died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48818021) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 1:46 PM Author: flickering vengeful brunch partner Boomers have pensions. Whatever 401k they have is just extra gravy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#48818466) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: .,..,.,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,..,:,.,,:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2#49194596) |