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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:36 PM Author: Sadistic patrolman
The Northman was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It was totally incoherent and poorly written and developed. Everything about it I would give an F across the board.
Ford v Ferrari played it completely safe, just corporate schlock. Maverick was a one-off curveball that everyone admitted could never even have been made 1 year later than it was due to the rise of woke nonsense in Hollywood.
Now think back that a film like Ocean's 11 which was a B+/A- crowd pleaser from a quarter century ago if it came out today would be considered the greatest movie of the last 15 years and it wouldn't even be close.
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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: Lavender mind-boggling fortuitous meteor
market decline due to competition other forms of entertainment being more accessible + increasing corportization of media. same reason you see fewer original plays and musicals too.
good stuff is still getting made, it just doesn't get a wide release. im a member of my local art house cinema. but because only a small niche arty crowd consumes and makes this shit it tends to play to their tastes (re: shitlib). so yeah, shit sucks relatively.
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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Sadistic patrolman
We should storyboard ZOZO: The Movie
I often think of scenes that would make it into the trailer. We could probably write, direct, and cut a trailer for a Zozo film for like 10-15k.
I think the main plot of the film should be about a poaster who thinks it's a good idea to summon Arkan to return and blow up everyone's identity with his magic script. I dunno just spitballing here.
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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Sadistic patrolman
Wow. Grim yeah. It's kind of like how Napster killed the CD, streaming killed the theatre-goer.
It also doesn't help that movie tickets are 1000k now and popcorn is 50,000k and theatres only exist in the dindu thunderdome where you could get your car stolen.
Kooky how live sports are the only events that get consumers to leave the house anymore lol
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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: Histrionic locale
Copy pasting my comment from white lotus season 3 thread:
agree. It had a few good moments but was ultimately hallow, just like everything else in modern tv. The reason for that is obvious. Modern shows are great at identifying a major underlying problem with society but have no solution for it (because actual morality is obsolete). So then they just abruptly end and you feel empty. This is why older shows still have meaning because they still had something resembling morality.
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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Lavender mind-boggling fortuitous meteor
yeah but that just makes it honest. the hollowness is reflective of society and if there was some moral happy ending it would be fake and gay. s3 has the monk flatly lay out what the problems are.
it does have some glimmers of hope. saxon might become less of a soulless person. loch sees god. the show is saying that the root of modern problems is that without something beyond our own self like community or God things will be soulless. the ratliff boys show that regaining that is the solution. but belinda and piper show that that solution is unlikely. which rings true to me.
the hollowness is on purpose and the show is saying that it's unlikely for society or human nature to change so you gotta do it for yourself. God is dead and society isn't going to force people to be moral and unselfish.
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Date: April 10th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Lavender mind-boggling fortuitous meteor
cool.
but remember how i was cautioning being realistic about what trump would do? big changes are unlikely to happen at any given moment but are certain to happen over a long enough period. they're black swan events.
all im saying is don't succumb to despair. in 2016 lots thought we won. in 2021 lots thought it was all over. in 2025 lots thought we won.
it's possible to be hopeful while accepting it's a long shot. if you place all your hope that the next thing is gonna be the big thing you're gonna wind up disappointed 99% of the time. this wasn't a generational opportunity. the sun will come up tomorrow.
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Date: April 10th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: Lavender mind-boggling fortuitous meteor
it's understandable you're disappointed and i don't really think you're about to take the blackpill and subscribe to consuelas substack. im just giving a pep talk and encouraging you to accept that every attempt at something big is a long shot so it's likely the next try and the next and the next will fail but eventually it won't.
on top of that things are trending the right way. there's more reason than ever to be hopeful. 10 years ago we were looking down the barrel of globalist versus globalist forever which is why tbf thought the solution was a redneck revolution.
something's gotta give. it always does. might not happen in your life though. hence build a moat + rage against the dying light.
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Date: April 10th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Ebony range
I recently watched Anora - it won best picture because it has a lot of really fun parts.
But its also incredibly raw and graphic - similar to all movies now.
Scripts in the 90s were just way more polished. They had multiple character arcs, plot twists, and conflicts that were wrapped up in a bow.
Hollywood for some raeson decided that shit was too contrived, so they starated making things with less coherent plots and more true to life. But movie goers don't really want true to life. They want beautiful people, saying clever things, doing things that will never happen in real life.
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Date: April 10th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: Sadistic patrolman
Last paragraph is 100% cr. The mantra of screenwriters in the classic era of film was something akin to "try and be a genius. Do genius things." I mean you watch any classic film and it's just WOW HOLY SHIT compared to now. Story, characters, plot, immersion, sense of magic all throughout.
I'm sure Anora is good. I will watch it eventually. I'm not dropping everything to go see it. I think there's something really wrong with Zoomer culture too where it's like EVERYTHING IS JUST PORN. Porn got into every aspect of society to where now every chick is a sex worker and so serious dramatic films are now about sex workers because that's what chicks think real people do.
Imagine watching "Hook" and telling people in 1991 "Some day nothing remotely like this will exist and most films will basically be porn."
Idiocracy was a documentary.
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