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Charlie Bucket buys one candy bar, finds Wonka Golden Ticket + Hegseth war plans

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Nofapping fragrant nowag
  04/23/25
(Guy who didn’t actually read the book)
Mauve judgmental main people cuck
  04/23/25
(guy who didn't actually read the war plans)
Nofapping fragrant nowag
  04/23/25
Another local child, Veruca Salt, also demanded Hegseth's wa...
Confused yarmulke
  04/23/25
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exciting sable toaster
  04/24/25
tbf, golden tickets were only to be found in six very lucky ...
flickering harsh trailer park
  04/24/25
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"""'"'"""''
  05/02/25
Funny how you shitlibs vocalized no concerns when Dementia J...
self-absorbed school faggotry
  04/24/25
(retard who went hysterical for years about Hillary's emails...
"""'"'"""''
  05/02/25


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Date: April 23rd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Nofapping fragrant nowag



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Mauve judgmental main people cuck

(Guy who didn’t actually read the book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715412&forum_id=2#48875805)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Nofapping fragrant nowag

(guy who didn't actually read the war plans)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715412&forum_id=2#48875839)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Confused yarmulke

Another local child, Veruca Salt, also demanded Hegseth's war plans, insisting that it wasn't fair to limit them to Mr. Bucket and his grandfather.

"Daddy, I want war plans. Get me those war plans!" she demanded.

Within minutes, Hegseth sent them as an attachment and also made them available on his personal website.

http://reuters.com/stories/hegseth-plans-sent-to-local-children.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715412&forum_id=2#48875866)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: exciting sable toaster



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Date: April 24th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: flickering harsh trailer park

tbf, golden tickets were only to be found in six very lucky wrappers, while the war plans were included in all 22,500,000 units shipped between february and april 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715412&forum_id=2#48875969)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: """'"'"""''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715412&forum_id=2#48899799)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: self-absorbed school faggotry

Funny how you shitlibs vocalized no concerns when Dementia Joe was sharing top secret info with his wife, fuckup son and others or keeping classified docs in his garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715412&forum_id=2#48876056)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

(retard who went hysterical for years about Hillary's emails) oh wait that was Pete Hegseth who did that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715412&forum_id=2#48899798)