Hypo: $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Avocado Pungent Puppy Bawdyhouse
You will receive $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house. You can choose how many are placed. The snakes placed will be randomly selected adults from among the most lethal species of venomous snakes, such as mambas, taipans, and cobras.
Snakes will be placed at random in easily accessible areas of your home, such as in the middle of a room, on a couch, or under the kitchen table. You will not know where they are placed.
For the next 14 days, you must spend at least 22 hours a day inside your house.
For the rest of the year after that, you must spend at least 12 hours per day inside your house. You can take up to 10 days away for vacations and the like after the 60th day.
You can use anything you already have at your house, in your car, or on your person to trap, kill, lure, feed, or stay away from the snakes. You cannot buy or use any weapons, traps, snake repellant, mice, etc. that you don't already have.
After a year, the snakes don't automatically disappear, but the restrictions end. You can move, you can buy traps, hire a trapper, etc.
Do you accept? How many snakes are you getting? What's your strategy?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896672) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Avocado Pungent Puppy Bawdyhouse
FWIW:
Can snake fangs penetrate leather boots?
Some snake fangs can penetrate leather boots, but it depends on the size and breed of the snake and the thickness of the leather.
https://www.internationalleatherclub.com/can-snakes-bite-through-leather-boots/
And I hope you don't lay down with exposed skin somewhere.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896893) |
Date: May 1st, 2025 5:27 PM Author: abnormal indian lodge corn cake
1000 of them, or as many as Im allowed.
I douse the place with propane from my grill out back and light it with me inside
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:43 PM Author: Avocado Pungent Puppy Bawdyhouse
It's plausible with 1 or 2 snakes. Wear boots and several pairs of pants. Sleep in a hammock. Always carry a shovel. Hope you can bop them before they get you.
LJL at succeeding with more than a couple snakes. One of them would catch you unawares from a dark nook.
Also, luring them to a certain place seem possible. Crank the AC. Drain the toilets. Put a space heater, bowl of water, and food in one place. Watch there.
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:49 PM Author: diverse field
all cr except the low odds
just suit up, crank the AC, put out the heater, and then go room to room with a pistol, machete, and some sort of long rod to open doors and containers
all lights on at all times
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902294) |
Date: May 1st, 2025 6:35 PM Author: fantasy-prone chapel
if you don't kill them the first day, how would you sleep through the night? it would be scary as fuck. you'd probably barely sleep and descend into madness
obviously the snake(s) aren't wandering around hunting you and are probably hiding in a corner someplace
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:24 AM Author: Drunken ocher trust fund
The first thing I would do is turn the AC down as cold as possible. Then I would take heating pads (anyone who has dated a woman has a collection of these) and place them in the corner of each room. Presumably the cold snakes would go to the heating pads at which point I would shoot them with 12 gauge bird shot.
I would wear puffy jacket and ski pants and put my logger boots on. Then I would put on duck coveralls. That’s enough padding I think I would be able to have a chance to not get bit with a strike. I would wear my welding gauntlets. I also have a full face landscaping helmet which would protect my face.
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:14 AM Author: Avocado Pungent Puppy Bawdyhouse
How many snakes are you getting?
What are you doing while you wait for them to go to the heating pads?
What are you going to do when it's after midnight and dark and cold and you're tired and there are still a few snakes around?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898675) |
Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:01 PM Author: harsh telephone
Do I get to decide when the hypo begins? If so, this is an easy one. Snakes are cold blooded, so they have no ability to regulate their temperature. Cold temperatures are extremely dangerous for them. I'd wait until the middle of winter and turn off the heat in the house for a couple days until it is below freezing inside the house. Once I do that, worst-case scenario is that the snakes go into brumation immediately and are no threat. That will get me through the 14-day critical period until I can get some weapons and protective gear to exterminate them. Best case scenario is that they all freeze to death and die instantly.
Even during the summer, if you turn the air conditioner on full blast nonstop, you can probably get the house cold enough that they won't bother you. In my case, I have a couple old window AC units. If I turned the central AC on full blast and put the window AC units on the windows in the smallest bedroom, it will probably be cold enough that the snakes won't come in there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899423) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: harsh telephone
If I can't prep and I have no idea what species the snake will be, then I think I am out. According to Wikipedia, a black mamba will not tolerate the presence of humans within about 40 meters. Apparently, they can also strike from several meters away, jump up into the air, and climb. If one bites you, there is a 100% chance of death with no antivenom. Even with antivenom, the chance of death is like 10% (and I have no idea if any local ER carries black mamba antivenom). Despite all of that, even a black mamba will most likely slither out of the house rather than attack me if I leave the doors open, but I don't want to take that risk. (And if "no time for prep" means I can't even open the doors and windows, then it is hard "no.")
If I were allowed to see how cold my house gets with AC running full blast and call the local ER to see if they have black mamba antivenom, then I would consider it. And if the hypo were altered so that I was guaranteed no black mambas, then I would lean toward accepting one or two of them. From what I have read, most other venomous species will not attack humans unless significantly provoked. Even the black mamba prefers to retreat rather than bite, but it can be very aggressive when cornered, which would presumably be the case if it is inside my house.
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:22 PM Author: Elite State Legal Warrant
I would take 5-10 because I don't have need for any more money.
I would dress in protective gear and do a full clear on the upper floor of my house, which wouldn't be very hard. The upper floor is where I would live for the duration of this, and use it as a base while each room of the lower floor is cleared and sealed off one by one.
I have a telescoping pool pole that can go up to 16 feet, with a hook on the end to scoop the robot out of the pool. For the smaller/faster snakes, I would just use it to pin them from a distance, then use my hand to pick them up (gripping them behind the head):
https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/5/51/Handle-Poisonous-Snakes-Step-7-Version-2.jpg/v4-460px-Handle-Poisonous-Snakes-Step-7-Version-2.jpg
I would put them in pillowcases and tie them shut for their safety. For the larger/slower snakes, I would make gigantic snake bags by folding sheets together and stitching them, then put the bags inside a huge garbage can. I would use the hook on the pool pole to scoop the large snakes into the can, then tie the giant snake bags shut.
Once I had all of the snakes safely tied up in their breathable bags, I would take them all to GujarTTT's house and let them go. If things got hairy, I have a electric pole saw that extends up to 20 feet, but I would try to preserve them all to leave the maximum number for GujarTTT.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899482) |
Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:41 PM Author: diverse field
10 snakes
my current house has very limited places for them to hide, and the best place for them to hide is inside some storage tubs that already currently have lids on them. I keep a pistol, a machete, and a curtain rod on me and I start hunting until I find them. If I don't kill them all on day 1, I cut one open and leave it on the floor in my kitchen. They'll smell the blood and come looking. I wait on the table until they come out. Not going anywhere without heavy boots on, and opening everything with the curtain rod.
Elevating my kitchen table and sleeping on it until I get them all. Closing all windows and doors to contain them, because I don't want one living around here. Cranking AC to as cold as possible so they don't get active.
Definitely get em all within a week, probably get most or all on day 1 because all I'm going to do is hunt for them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902287) |
Date: May 4th, 2025 12:46 AM Author: galvanic hunting ground house
Seems easy. Hide out in the bathroom and call someone who specializes in removing snakes. Offer to pay them a substantial sum (maybe $100k) if they come in the next hour and retrieve all the snakes. Not sure if this violates the hypo but it doesn’t specify.
I’d probably do three because that would be well past what would be required for me to retire.
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