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Hypo: $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house

You will receive $4M per highly venomous snake placed in you...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/01/25
should be pretty easy to starve/dehydrate them
Appetizing self-centered foreskin
  05/01/25
They can go weeks if not months without food and water. And ...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/01/25
...
Stubborn genital piercing round eye
  05/03/25
I’ll take 5. Highly confident in my ability to kill m...
clear hominid kitty
  05/01/25
How big is your place? How are you going to find, let alone ...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/01/25
What number guarantees I get killed in a month or less
avocado therapy
  05/01/25
I'll take like 100. First thing I'm going is to put on two p...
rusted telephone
  05/01/25
FWIW: Can snake fangs penetrate leather boots? Some sna...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/01/25
wear ski boots
big embarrassed to the bone doctorate
  05/01/25
8. Want 20 million or more after taxes
vivacious office
  05/01/25
This is tax free, friend. What's your strategy?
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/01/25
I'll take 2 please
Mischievous Rough-skinned Point
  05/01/25
A snake has no chance at all in a fight with a human equippe...
Aquamarine Antidepressant Drug
  05/01/25
How will you find them? And what makes you think you'll be r...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/01/25
I don’t know shit about exotic venomous snakes (maybe ...
light lay
  05/02/25
Almost all of these snakes are very large. This is an advant...
Stubborn genital piercing round eye
  05/03/25
...
Stubborn genital piercing round eye
  05/03/25
zero, i dont want them to bite my pets :((
Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/01/25
You can send the pets out if you want. You're the only one w...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/01/25
I just took a short nap and dreamt about this scenario. One ...
Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/05/25
The line between poasting and reality is not always clear.
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/05/25
...
Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/06/25
All of them? IDK but at least 50. So long as I can get to my...
sticky geriatric theatre
  05/01/25
How are you going to find all 50 of them before one, previou...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/01/25
Methodically, and with extreme prejudice. Start in a corner ...
sticky geriatric theatre
  05/02/25
5. This is easy af.
Magical Pervert
  05/01/25
1000 of them, or as many as Im allowed. I douse the place...
Electric Goal In Life Indian Lodge
  05/01/25
No one ITT can explain how they'll kill the snakes
Walnut tantric ratface location
  05/01/25
It's plausible with 1 or 2 snakes. Wear boots and several pa...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/01/25
all cr except the low odds just suit up, crank the AC, pu...
Stubborn genital piercing round eye
  05/03/25
Find the snake, push it with a broom, hit it with a stick.
Aquamarine Antidepressant Drug
  05/01/25
5. Between me and my shotgun and the cat they are dead the ...
lemon jet-lagged piazza
  05/01/25
OP: "I think 5 poisonous snakes can handle one little c...
Mischievous Rough-skinned Point
  05/01/25
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWo255o4uKQ
lemon jet-lagged piazza
  05/01/25
if you don't kill them the first day, how would you sleep th...
honey-headed roommate
  05/01/25
With housing on the decline a bit I’m not sure I could...
lascivious rambunctious travel guidebook school cafeteria
  05/01/25
Can I have 100 of them and they are just put on my bed and I...
Blathering locale codepig
  05/02/25
...
avocado therapy
  05/02/25
The first thing I would do is turn the AC down as cold as po...
lemon jet-lagged piazza
  05/02/25
this is the credited answer
Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/02/25
how does all that help you get killed by snakes though
avocado therapy
  05/02/25
...
Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/05/25
How many snakes are you getting? What are you doing while...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/02/25
That’s why I have the cat
lemon jet-lagged piazza
  05/02/25
...
Stubborn genital piercing round eye
  05/03/25
Put me down for 40 or 50 garçon and bring a side of b...
Swollen up-to-no-good hell black woman
  05/02/25
I'll take 5. I copy the above ideas about how to dress, and ...
Adventurous ticket booth
  05/02/25
Can I burn the house down and live in the wreckage?
Heady Crimson Death Wish
  05/02/25
During the first year, no, you have to keep the house intact...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/02/25
snakes are not going to do shit. just throw a hamster or squ...
Chrome really tough guy shrine
  05/02/25
Do you have hamsters and squirrels to throw at them? You can...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/02/25
didnt read the hypo. thanks for understanding
Chrome really tough guy shrine
  05/02/25
you could easily put a live snaketrap at each entrance with ...
Mischievous Rough-skinned Point
  05/02/25
CR in Sweat by Zora Neale Hurston the villian has a 180 sche...
abnormal aromatic den pozpig
  05/02/25
Do I get to decide when the hypo begins? If so, this is an e...
contagious confused background story
  05/02/25
The hypo starts immediately, no time for prep. Do you alread...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/03/25
You don't need weapons, just chemicals. If you drain your ca...
Splenetic vigorous temple legend
  05/03/25
For the last couple maybe few decades coolant has a bitterin...
lemon jet-lagged piazza
  05/03/25
If I can't prep and I have no idea what species the snake wi...
contagious confused background story
  05/04/25
I would take 5-10 because I don't have need for any more mon...
Offensive gas station
  05/02/25
Explain how you do this "full clear." You're going...
chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/03/25
The big ones that can strike from a long distance can't hide...
Offensive gas station
  05/04/25
I'll take a dozen or so. Snakes crave heat, so I would make ...
Splenetic vigorous temple legend
  05/02/25
Lol those poor snakes would want to GTFO out of my house asa...
Hairless casino marketing idea
  05/02/25
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chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi
  05/03/25
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Stubborn genital piercing round eye
  05/03/25
I'm now a billionaire
maniacal goyim garrison
  05/03/25
10 snakes my current house has very limited places for th...
Stubborn genital piercing round eye
  05/03/25
Seems easy. Hide out in the bathroom and call someone who sp...
Claret hissy fit principal's office
  05/04/25
yes but how will you clone so many copies of cslg?
salmon outnumbered depressive sanctuary
  05/04/25
The snakes will probably just end up killing and eating each...
curious sneaky criminal
  05/04/25
Cover your floor in broken glass the snakes will get all cut...
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  05/05/25


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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

You will receive $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house. You can choose how many are placed. The snakes placed will be randomly selected adults from among the most lethal species of venomous snakes, such as mambas, taipans, and cobras.

Snakes will be placed at random in easily accessible areas of your home, such as in the middle of a room, on a couch, or under the kitchen table. You will not know where they are placed.

For the next 14 days, you must spend at least 22 hours a day inside your house.

For the rest of the year after that, you must spend at least 12 hours per day inside your house. You can take up to 10 days away for vacations and the like after the 60th day.

You can use anything you already have at your house, in your car, or on your person to trap, kill, lure, feed, or stay away from the snakes. You cannot buy or use any weapons, traps, snake repellant, mice, etc. that you don't already have.

After a year, the snakes don't automatically disappear, but the restrictions end. You can move, you can buy traps, hire a trapper, etc.

Do you accept? How many snakes are you getting? What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896672)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered foreskin

should be pretty easy to starve/dehydrate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896699)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

They can go weeks if not months without food and water. And how confident are you (a) that you don't have mice around for them to eat and hydrate with and (b) that they won't just head outside, take up residence in your yard, and live like kings cobra there until they bite you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896712)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Stubborn genital piercing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902290)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: clear hominid kitty

I’ll take 5.

Highly confident in my ability to kill most or all of them on day 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896693)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

How big is your place? How are you going to find, let alone kill, any of them? I presume they'll slither into a corner, under a pillow, or something like that real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896713)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: avocado therapy

What number guarantees I get killed in a month or less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896703)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: rusted telephone

I'll take like 100. First thing I'm going is to put on two pairs of sweats and then a pair of jeans over them. Maybe some thick snow pants if I can find them. Put on some boots too and duct tape the pants to the boots so no snakes can get it. Then i"ll just go looking for them and stomp them out until all 100 are dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896721)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

FWIW:

Can snake fangs penetrate leather boots?

Some snake fangs can penetrate leather boots, but it depends on the size and breed of the snake and the thickness of the leather.

https://www.internationalleatherclub.com/can-snakes-bite-through-leather-boots/

And I hope you don't lay down with exposed skin somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896893)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: big embarrassed to the bone doctorate

wear ski boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896923)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: vivacious office

8. Want 20 million or more after taxes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896726)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

This is tax free, friend. What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896889)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Mischievous Rough-skinned Point

I'll take 2 please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896731)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine Antidepressant Drug

A snake has no chance at all in a fight with a human equipped with normal household stuff. I take probably five snakes, send the wife and kids out of the house and kill them all in the first two hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896733)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

How will you find them? And what makes you think you'll be ready to hit it with a shovel or whatever before it catches you off guard and strikes?

And even if you spot it first, some of these snakes can strike 4 or 5 feet away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896882)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: light lay

I don’t know shit about exotic venomous snakes (maybe they are more aggressive?) but domestic varieties (rattlesnakes, water moccasins, copperheads) can be easily dispatched with a garden hoe

Edit: on reflection, I’m thinking about smallish snakes I’ve killed. No way would I try to be chopping the head off some 9 foot long monster rattler with a hoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899294)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Stubborn genital piercing round eye

Almost all of these snakes are very large. This is an advantage because they can't hide in unlimited places.

Mambas are very aggressive, cobras are aggressive when provoked, but most of the others are not. Open every door and cabinet with the hoe, shoot any you find. You'd be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902283)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Stubborn genital piercing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902281)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap

zero, i dont want them to bite my pets :((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896736)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

You can send the pets out if you want. You're the only one who needs to stay home. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896884)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap

I just took a short nap and dreamt about this scenario. One of my cats and I killed two snakes. They were very long and very skinny. One somehow scratched me but did not bite me. I chopped its head off and laughed when it died.

I think I need to poast less often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48906453)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

The line between poasting and reality is not always clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48906915)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48907390)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: sticky geriatric theatre

All of them? IDK but at least 50. So long as I can get to my axe in the garage I will massacre those reptiles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896761)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

How are you going to find all 50 of them before one, previously unseen, bites you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896887)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: sticky geriatric theatre

Methodically, and with extreme prejudice. Start in a corner at one end of the house and go room too room. Chopped up or blasted to smithereens I'm rolling hard on those legless losers.

Just remembered that I have a full case of #8 shot at home and I literally never hunt birds. No idea why I even have it, until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899656)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Magical Pervert

5. This is easy af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897132)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Electric Goal In Life Indian Lodge

1000 of them, or as many as Im allowed.

I douse the place with propane from my grill out back and light it with me inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897135)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Walnut tantric ratface location

No one ITT can explain how they'll kill the snakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897138)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

It's plausible with 1 or 2 snakes. Wear boots and several pairs of pants. Sleep in a hammock. Always carry a shovel. Hope you can bop them before they get you.

LJL at succeeding with more than a couple snakes. One of them would catch you unawares from a dark nook.

Also, luring them to a certain place seem possible. Crank the AC. Drain the toilets. Put a space heater, bowl of water, and food in one place. Watch there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897296)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Stubborn genital piercing round eye

all cr except the low odds

just suit up, crank the AC, put out the heater, and then go room to room with a pistol, machete, and some sort of long rod to open doors and containers

all lights on at all times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902294)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine Antidepressant Drug

Find the snake, push it with a broom, hit it with a stick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897352)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: lemon jet-lagged piazza

5. Between me and my shotgun and the cat they are dead the first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897140)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Mischievous Rough-skinned Point

OP: "I think 5 poisonous snakes can handle one little cat"

Drunkard: "No lieutenant, your snakes are all ready dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897272)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: lemon jet-lagged piazza

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWo255o4uKQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897285)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: honey-headed roommate

if you don't kill them the first day, how would you sleep through the night? it would be scary as fuck. you'd probably barely sleep and descend into madness

obviously the snake(s) aren't wandering around hunting you and are probably hiding in a corner someplace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897281)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: lascivious rambunctious travel guidebook school cafeteria

With housing on the decline a bit I’m not sure I could scrounge up 4M, but if I could, sure why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897284)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Blathering locale codepig

Can I have 100 of them and they are just put on my bed and I don’t want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898549)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: avocado therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898550)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: lemon jet-lagged piazza

The first thing I would do is turn the AC down as cold as possible. Then I would take heating pads (anyone who has dated a woman has a collection of these) and place them in the corner of each room. Presumably the cold snakes would go to the heating pads at which point I would shoot them with 12 gauge bird shot.

I would wear puffy jacket and ski pants and put my logger boots on. Then I would put on duck coveralls. That’s enough padding I think I would be able to have a chance to not get bit with a strike. I would wear my welding gauntlets. I also have a full face landscaping helmet which would protect my face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898582)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap

this is the credited answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898585)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: avocado therapy

how does all that help you get killed by snakes though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898587)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Drunken Sienna Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48906437)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

How many snakes are you getting?

What are you doing while you wait for them to go to the heating pads?

What are you going to do when it's after midnight and dark and cold and you're tired and there are still a few snakes around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898675)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: lemon jet-lagged piazza

That’s why I have the cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898951)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Stubborn genital piercing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902292)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Swollen up-to-no-good hell black woman

Put me down for 40 or 50 garçon and bring a side of bat with those snakes please

Applies only if these are actual physical reptiles slithering around my physical domicile and not a metaphor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898591)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Adventurous ticket booth

I'll take 5. I copy the above ideas about how to dress, and go hunting them with a 12-gauge. With $20MM tax free, I'll fix up the holes I leave before I sell the place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898623)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Heady Crimson Death Wish

Can I burn the house down and live in the wreckage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898696)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

During the first year, no, you have to keep the house intact and live in it.

After the first year, go ahead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898747)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Chrome really tough guy shrine

snakes are not going to do shit. just throw a hamster or squirrel into the living room once a day and they'll be tame af dancing to your kazoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898711)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

Do you have hamsters and squirrels to throw at them? You can try to trap some in your yard. You can't buy any that you don't already have.

You could leave the door open and hope the snakes leave, but then you'd probably have deadly snakes in your yard until mid winter or beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898756)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Chrome really tough guy shrine

didnt read the hypo. thanks for understanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898760)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Mischievous Rough-skinned Point

you could easily put a live snaketrap at each entrance with a gorgeous rodent inside as a lure, then relocate the snakes to the zoo or op's house until he pays up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898792)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: abnormal aromatic den pozpig

CR in Sweat by Zora Neale Hurston the villian has a 180 scheme to kill his wife with a rattlesnake and step one is to feed it three frogs (to be fair it backfires on him and he gets killed by the rattlesnake, spoiler alert). We have straight up bunny rabbits in my neighborhood. Would sign up for at least 5 snakes, maybe 10, as that would be 1 per room, but I think 20M tax free is plenty of money for me and my family for the rest of my days. Catch rabbits, feed snakes and induce food coma, shoot each with handgun, beat with shovel to confirm dead. Play video games and order uber eats until 1 year is up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899332)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: contagious confused background story

Do I get to decide when the hypo begins? If so, this is an easy one. Snakes are cold blooded, so they have no ability to regulate their temperature. Cold temperatures are extremely dangerous for them. I'd wait until the middle of winter and turn off the heat in the house for a couple days until it is below freezing inside the house. Once I do that, worst-case scenario is that the snakes go into brumation immediately and are no threat. That will get me through the 14-day critical period until I can get some weapons and protective gear to exterminate them. Best case scenario is that they all freeze to death and die instantly.

Even during the summer, if you turn the air conditioner on full blast nonstop, you can probably get the house cold enough that they won't bother you. In my case, I have a couple old window AC units. If I turned the central AC on full blast and put the window AC units on the windows in the smallest bedroom, it will probably be cold enough that the snakes won't come in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899423)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

The hypo starts immediately, no time for prep. Do you already have the weapons you want? Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48901951)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Splenetic vigorous temple legend

You don't need weapons, just chemicals. If you drain your car radiator you've got ethylene glycol, which tastes sweet. You can put tap water in your car radiator in the meantime and it will run fine. That's off the top of my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48901965)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: lemon jet-lagged piazza

For the last couple maybe few decades coolant has a bittering agent so animals don’t drink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902244)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: contagious confused background story

If I can't prep and I have no idea what species the snake will be, then I think I am out. According to Wikipedia, a black mamba will not tolerate the presence of humans within about 40 meters. Apparently, they can also strike from several meters away, jump up into the air, and climb. If one bites you, there is a 100% chance of death with no antivenom. Even with antivenom, the chance of death is like 10% (and I have no idea if any local ER carries black mamba antivenom). Despite all of that, even a black mamba will most likely slither out of the house rather than attack me if I leave the doors open, but I don't want to take that risk. (And if "no time for prep" means I can't even open the doors and windows, then it is hard "no.")

If I were allowed to see how cold my house gets with AC running full blast and call the local ER to see if they have black mamba antivenom, then I would consider it. And if the hypo were altered so that I was guaranteed no black mambas, then I would lean toward accepting one or two of them. From what I have read, most other venomous species will not attack humans unless significantly provoked. Even the black mamba prefers to retreat rather than bite, but it can be very aggressive when cornered, which would presumably be the case if it is inside my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48903564)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Offensive gas station

I would take 5-10 because I don't have need for any more money.

I would dress in protective gear and do a full clear on the upper floor of my house, which wouldn't be very hard. The upper floor is where I would live for the duration of this, and use it as a base while each room of the lower floor is cleared and sealed off one by one.

I have a telescoping pool pole that can go up to 16 feet, with a hook on the end to scoop the robot out of the pool. For the smaller/faster snakes, I would just use it to pin them from a distance, then use my hand to pick them up (gripping them behind the head):

https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/5/51/Handle-Poisonous-Snakes-Step-7-Version-2.jpg/v4-460px-Handle-Poisonous-Snakes-Step-7-Version-2.jpg

I would put them in pillowcases and tie them shut for their safety. For the larger/slower snakes, I would make gigantic snake bags by folding sheets together and stitching them, then put the bags inside a huge garbage can. I would use the hook on the pool pole to scoop the large snakes into the can, then tie the giant snake bags shut.

Once I had all of the snakes safely tied up in their breathable bags, I would take them all to GujarTTT's house and let them go. If things got hairy, I have a electric pole saw that extends up to 20 feet, but I would try to preserve them all to leave the maximum number for GujarTTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899482)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi

Explain how you do this "full clear." You're going to miss some snakes or they'll bite you if you get close enough to see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48901957)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Offensive gas station

The big ones that can strike from a long distance can't hide very well. The ones that could be well-hidden will be small. And like I said, I would make protective gear. Cut up some plastic storage bins into rectangles and tape them all around my legs and arms as body armor.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48903574)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Splenetic vigorous temple legend

I'll take a dozen or so. Snakes crave heat, so I would make one room much warmer than all others. I would put diatomaceous earth on the floor in the doorway so I could see whether any slithered in, and I would put a shallow floor liner on the floor, the kind you use for potted plants, and fill it with antifreeze, so that any snakes entering the room will have to slither through an 18 inch moat of antifreeze. The diatomaceous earth will help me count how many snakes have entered the room and what size they are. I would also set up a raspberry pi with a camera and use it as a motion detector, or I could use a laptop with a webcam, but I would stay clear of the doorway so I don't spook the snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899544)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Hairless casino marketing idea

Lol those poor snakes would want to GTFO out of my house asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899571)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating public bath fanboi



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Stubborn genital piercing round eye



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: maniacal goyim garrison

I'm now a billionaire

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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Stubborn genital piercing round eye

10 snakes

my current house has very limited places for them to hide, and the best place for them to hide is inside some storage tubs that already currently have lids on them. I keep a pistol, a machete, and a curtain rod on me and I start hunting until I find them. If I don't kill them all on day 1, I cut one open and leave it on the floor in my kitchen. They'll smell the blood and come looking. I wait on the table until they come out. Not going anywhere without heavy boots on, and opening everything with the curtain rod.

Elevating my kitchen table and sleeping on it until I get them all. Closing all windows and doors to contain them, because I don't want one living around here. Cranking AC to as cold as possible so they don't get active.

Definitely get em all within a week, probably get most or all on day 1 because all I'm going to do is hunt for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902287)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Claret hissy fit principal's office

Seems easy. Hide out in the bathroom and call someone who specializes in removing snakes. Offer to pay them a substantial sum (maybe $100k) if they come in the next hour and retrieve all the snakes. Not sure if this violates the hypo but it doesn’t specify.

I’d probably do three because that would be well past what would be required for me to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902322)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: salmon outnumbered depressive sanctuary

yes but how will you clone so many copies of cslg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48902334)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: curious sneaky criminal

The snakes will probably just end up killing and eating each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48903597)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage headpube

Cover your floor in broken glass the snakes will get all cut up and leave trail$ of blood and be easy to catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48906495)