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Weirdest thing about reddit: why won't they name companies in their posts?

E.g. "Not naming names, but I went to a burger chain...
free-loading crotch therapy
  05/04/25
nigger
Heady Area Useless Brakes
  05/04/25
You would be permabanned so fast your fedora would be knocke...
free-loading crotch therapy
  05/04/25
It’s just something that Liberals do
Hot talented university
  05/04/25
Why
free-loading crotch therapy
  05/04/25
Bc it’s lib coded. snarky and effeminate.
Hot talented university
  05/04/25
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sickened nudist kitty
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Diverse Flesh Multi-billionaire
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angry dark legal warrant
  05/08/25
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Adulterous Reading Party Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/08/25
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free-loading crotch therapy
  05/11/25
this thread i saw on the nyc reddit today about "lanter...
Arousing umber crackhouse
  05/04/25
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fighting filthy brunch
  05/04/25
spot on
sadistic whorehouse
  05/05/25
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free-loading crotch therapy
  05/05/25
be careful that's a certified top 1% commentor you're mock/d...
Thirsty public bath fanboi
  05/05/25
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Arousing umber crackhouse
  05/05/25
CityMuggle • 1d ago I’m very terrified of bugs...
Vermilion Odious Library
  05/05/25
incredible find
hyperventilating rebellious parlor
  05/05/25
i keep thinking about this poast
sadistic whorehouse
  05/08/25
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free-loading crotch therapy
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jade filthpig
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hyperventilating rebellious parlor
  05/08/25
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Arousing umber crackhouse
  05/08/25
Yikes! A lot to unpack here..
startled market masturbator
  05/05/25
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free-loading crotch therapy
  05/05/25
This is one specific application of reddit's general love of...
Thirsty public bath fanboi
  05/05/25
But why
free-loading crotch therapy
  05/05/25
"homophone for a word that means gusty" what?
spruce mischievous resort goal in life
  05/05/25
Windy—>Wendy’s I think
vivacious orchestra pit generalized bond
  05/06/25
ah, ty. I have to get my libqueerspeak game up
spruce mischievous resort goal in life
  05/06/25
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free-loading crotch therapy
  05/06/25


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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: free-loading crotch therapy

E.g.

"Not naming names, but I went to a burger chain that's a homophone for a word that means gusty"

Or

"This happened at a coffee place, let's call it MoreBucks"

Do they think they aren't allowed to mention specific company names? Do they think they are being clever? Wtf is this? It's the single weirdest thing about the reddit "writing style"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48903657)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Heady Area Useless Brakes

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48903660)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: free-loading crotch therapy

You would be permabanned so fast your fedora would be knocked off your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904029)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Hot talented university

It’s just something that Liberals do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48903670)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: free-loading crotch therapy

Why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904027)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Hot talented university

Bc it’s lib coded. snarky and effeminate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904030)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: sickened nudist kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904057)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Diverse Flesh Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904062)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: angry dark legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48915284)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Reading Party Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48915320)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: free-loading crotch therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48922641)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: Arousing umber crackhouse

this thread i saw on the nyc reddit today about "lantern flies" is like the most reddit discussion i've ever seen

https://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/1keoa5z/this_is_what_lanternflys_nests_look_like_right/

taking part in a useless activity that also allows them to take out some latent impotent rage in a socially acceptable manner while using playful "violent" language to make the act seem mildly transsgressive while also casting anyone who questions the act as a heretic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904038)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: fighting filthy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904046)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: sadistic whorehouse

spot on



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904901)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: free-loading crotch therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48905473)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Thirsty public bath fanboi

be careful that's a certified top 1% commentor you're mock/defaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48905500)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Arousing umber crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48906585)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Odious Library

CityMuggle

1d ago

I’m very terrified of bugs and the thought of these things landing on my neck makes me cringe!

Upvote

15

Downvote

iamjessg

1d ago

I am too. Bugs dive bombing my neck? New fear unlocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48906739)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating rebellious parlor

incredible find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907047)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: sadistic whorehouse

i keep thinking about this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48912752)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: free-loading crotch therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48914652)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: jade filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48914660)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating rebellious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48914667)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Arousing umber crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48915270)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: startled market masturbator

Yikes! A lot to unpack here..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48906727)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: free-loading crotch therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907025)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Thirsty public bath fanboi

This is one specific application of reddit's general love of circumlocution. xo has remarked on this phenomenon for some time ("sexytime with the ladybits!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907045)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: free-loading crotch therapy

But why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907211)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: spruce mischievous resort goal in life

"homophone for a word that means gusty"

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: vivacious orchestra pit generalized bond

Windy—>Wendy’s I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907304)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: spruce mischievous resort goal in life

ah, ty. I have to get my libqueerspeak game up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907475)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: free-loading crotch therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48909483)