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tucker carlson larping as a flyover outdoorsy prole is so absurd
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:10 PM Author: wild institution i assumed it was shtick for a while but i now think that he really does see himself as some kind of genuine "real american" prole outdoorsman guy instead of the descendant of rich east coast WASPs
it's not an act he just desperately wants to believe it himself lmao |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: orchid ratface turdskin when does yer fake act become your real belief?
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: wild institution a good and important question. many such cases like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906591) |
Date: May 5th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: navy quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906586) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle khaki meetinghouse he lives in Maine which is pretty rural, fly fishes, has a zin in at all times. I think it's not shtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906590) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: vermilion corn cake Yeah nothing says mans man like a Zyn pouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48907437) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: talking pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48907621) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: coiffed state nowag "see that man with the bowtie? I heard he's a zyn man and sonnie you don't wanna mess with them zyn fellers. hard-handed and tough as nails." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48908709) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: vermilion corn cake "Yeah pappy always liked Red Man. More of a Citrus guy myself." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48908882) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: coiffed state nowag The fire cracked low in the desert night, spitting embers into the black above. Three men hunched round it, shadows carved sharp against the sand. Tucker, lean and weathered, sat apart, his eyes like chipped flint. A tin of Zyn pouches rested in his palm, glinting faintly.
First Man (spitting into the dirt): "Ain't natural, Tucker. Chewin' them pouches like some dandy. Why not take a man's plug, or a smoke?"
Tucker (voice low, steady): "Plug's for fools who court death slow. Smoke's a beacon for them that hunt us. This—" (he tapped the tin, deliberate) "—this is clean. Sharp. Keeps the mind honed and the hand steady."
Second Man (grinning, teeth stained): "You reckon that little pouch makes you some kinda warrior? I seen men kill with nothin' but a blade and hate."
Tucker (unmoving, eyes fixed): "Ain't about the killin'. It's about the livin'. You let the world dull you, you’re already bled out. This—" (he slipped a pouch under his lip, slow, defiant) "—cuts through the fog. Makes you see the world as it is. Raw. True."
First Man (scoffing): "Fancy talk. You ain't no prophet. Just a man with a tin."
Tucker (leaning forward, firelight catching the hard lines of his face): "Prophet? No. But I ain't blind neither. You cling to your filth, your tar, your slow rot. Me? I choose what keeps me awake. What keeps me movin'. Out here, that’s the only law."
The second man stirred, hand twitching toward the knife at his belt. Tucker’s gaze flicked to him, unyielding, like a hawk sighting prey. The air grew taut, the desert vast and silent around them.
Second Man (voice tight): "You callin' us weak, Carlson?"
Tucker (smiling faint, cold): "I ain't callin' you nothin'. But you draw that blade, you best know what you’re wakin'."
The man froze, hand hovering. The first man laughed, low and nervous, breaking the spell. Tucker eased back, slipping another pouch from the tin, his movements calm, deliberate. The fire popped, and the night swallowed them again.
Tucker (near a whisper, to the dark): "World’s a hard place. You either cut through it, or it cuts you."
The men said nothing more, and the desert listened. |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: stirring knife lodge unnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48909908) |
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Date: May 7th, 2025 1:38 AM Author: flesh tripping trump supporter area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48910145) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: grizzly base fake news. tucker knows what he is. that doesn't mean he can't like the outdoors, etc., but he doesn't pretend to be something he's not |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: Trip casino partner Rich east coast WASPs like the outdoors and outdoorsy activities. Its not an act. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906619) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: wild institution i agree. i don't think it's an act (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906631) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: arousing bat shit crazy parlour really tough guy In a different kind of way than proles. It’s calculated and contained outdoorsy activity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48907633) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: heady light spot international law enforcement agency This. op's only interaction with east coasters is probably his fellow jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48907971) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Soggy Aromatic Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48909911) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: blue idea he suggested he should rebrand as an mma guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906621) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: coiffed state nowag Tucker's a prep and mma is for jocks and scumbags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906689) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Mewling Ticket Booth op revealing his jewishness itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906627) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Soggy Aromatic Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48909912) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: Smoky Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth That's like when George W. Bush (Yale '68) got a "ranch" in Texas after growing up wealthy in Connecticut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906628) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: coiffed state nowag I don't think his motivation was relatability/electabilty here, his campaign team saw the image for what it was and built around it. anyway the Bush family had a lot of oil land for at least 2 generations before W and someone needed to manage it and it wasn't going to be Jeb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906712) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: talking pozpig Yeah the bush family did have strong Texas ties (see, e.g. https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Zapata_Petroleum) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48907627) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: unhinged wonderful stag film travel guidebook they're both deep state. GHWB at least was honest about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48907630) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: marvelous house upper class east coast WASPS have been camping and enjoying the outdoors forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906629) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Soggy Aromatic Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48909913) |
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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: Crimson Cruel-hearted Reading Party Stage Camping in a 12k sq/ft “cabin” on the ocean or lake or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48910019) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: splenetic talented temple feces he's an LL Bean outdoorsman, it isn't true America but it isn't an act (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906644) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Hairraiser slate corner gaping perfect way of putting it. watch the interview with the dood on analog vs digital cars. you dont have to be raised a mechanic to understand why modern cars suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906646) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:00 PM Author: wild institution cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906693) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: haunting rehab people itt have never been to upper new england. its all orvis and ll bean and dudes that are identical to tucker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48908712) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Soggy Aromatic Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48909914) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Soul-stirring Chapel Tucker is a little bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906713) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:20 PM Author: Rose costumed multi-billionaire step-uncle's house Tucker’s dad was given up for adoption and his mom’s last name was Lombardi. Is he really a WASP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906749) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Thriller range this poast is a prime example of the jewish brain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48906941) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:03 AM Author: unhinged wonderful stag film travel guidebook He’s from California and his dad is some deep state guy. Def grew up rich but not an east coast wasp by any stretch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48907436) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: aqua queen of the night stage I'm convinced he's a spook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48907966) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: wild institution a lot of east coast dorks in denial got MAF in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48908093) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Big mad cow disease xoers struggling to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily go outside (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48908711) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: haunting rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48908713) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: multi-colored medicated dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48909702) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: demanding garnet alpha people who are hurt If you to his interviews with comedians, he's actually a broken home guy larping as a wasp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48909340) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:15 PM Author: coiffed state nowag don't be too sure abt that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2#48909885) |
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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:18 AM Author: self-centered kink-friendly athletic conference wouldn’t call it a full on larp.
it’s just that he’s pretty much a mix of everything and has changed up his shtick a few times. his current one is no more “absurd” than the previous ones imo |