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Opaque kitty cat faggot firefighter
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Dashing hateful business firm
  05/05/25
Cr
Pearly swashbuckling orchestra pit
  05/06/25
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razzmatazz milky sandwich
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lascivious alpha
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Excitant bearded striped hyena
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
at-the-ready naked half-breed university
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
cyan slap-happy space
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
at-the-ready naked half-breed university
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cyan slap-happy space
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Thriller spot
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
cyan slap-happy space
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Thriller spot
  05/05/25
180
cyan slap-happy space
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
mahogany kitchen
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Impertinent Garrison Mother
  05/06/25
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demanding carmine home
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Hairraiser degenerate hospital
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Ultramarine ungodly den dopamine
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Hairraiser degenerate hospital
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
lascivious alpha
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
henna whorehouse
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Navy Trust Fund
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Impertinent Garrison Mother
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Out-of-control Wonderful Incel Hell
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
razzmatazz milky sandwich
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Ultramarine ungodly den dopamine
  05/06/25
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Opaque kitty cat faggot firefighter
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Ultramarine ungodly den dopamine
  05/09/25
1800000
Opaque kitty cat faggot firefighter
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Ultramarine ungodly den dopamine
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
bespoke public bath
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Motley stage
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Bistre brunch
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
lascivious alpha
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
bespoke public bath
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Excitant bearded striped hyena
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
bespoke public bath
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
bespoke public bath
  05/29/25
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Opaque kitty cat faggot firefighter
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bespoke public bath
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Outnumbered fighting theater
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Frisky temple
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Cruel-hearted Ticket Booth
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Opaque kitty cat faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Dashing hateful business firm

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Pearly swashbuckling orchestra pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz milky sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: lascivious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Excitant bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready naked half-breed university

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: cyan slap-happy space

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: at-the-ready naked half-breed university

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: cyan slap-happy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Thriller spot

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: cyan slap-happy space

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Thriller spot

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: cyan slap-happy space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: mahogany kitchen

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Impertinent Garrison Mother

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: demanding carmine home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser degenerate hospital

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Ultramarine ungodly den dopamine

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser degenerate hospital

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: lascivious alpha

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: henna whorehouse

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Navy Trust Fund

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Impertinent Garrison Mother

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Out-of-control Wonderful Incel Hell

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz milky sandwich

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Ultramarine ungodly den dopamine

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Opaque kitty cat faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine ungodly den dopamine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Opaque kitty cat faggot firefighter

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine ungodly den dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: bespoke public bath

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Motley stage

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bistre brunch

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: lascivious alpha

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: bespoke public bath

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Excitant bearded striped hyena

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: bespoke public bath

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: bespoke public bath

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Opaque kitty cat faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: bespoke public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered fighting theater

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Frisky temple

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Ticket Booth

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)