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Fragrant preventive strike
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Embarrassed to the bone locus nowag
  05/05/25
Cr
Twisted stead doctorate
  05/06/25
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haunting athletic conference
  05/06/25
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disgusting trump supporter
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bat shit crazy copper cruise ship hissy fit
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Frum thriller school sound barrier
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Fiercely-loyal Center
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Frum thriller school sound barrier
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Fiercely-loyal Center
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
iridescent zippy brunch
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Fiercely-loyal Center
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
iridescent zippy brunch
  05/05/25
180
Fiercely-loyal Center
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
rambunctious heady parlor deer antler
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Mahogany passionate theatre
  05/06/25
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Low-t parlour tank
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Gold harsh institution
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
histrionic shivering stag film puppy
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Gold harsh institution
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
disgusting trump supporter
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
glassy bawdyhouse
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Razzmatazz brilliant toilet seat
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Mahogany passionate theatre
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
180 Fortuitous Meteor Range
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
haunting athletic conference
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
histrionic shivering stag film puppy
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Fragrant preventive strike
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
histrionic shivering stag film puppy
  05/09/25
1800000
Fragrant preventive strike
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histrionic shivering stag film puppy
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
supple nibblets chapel
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Green national scourge upon the earth
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Lavender Multi-colored Menage Fanboi
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
disgusting trump supporter
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
supple nibblets chapel
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
bat shit crazy copper cruise ship hissy fit
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
supple nibblets chapel
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
supple nibblets chapel
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Fragrant preventive strike
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supple nibblets chapel
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Brindle state
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
vibrant hall ceo
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Dead faggot firefighter
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone locus nowag

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Twisted stead doctorate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: haunting athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: disgusting trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy copper cruise ship hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Frum thriller school sound barrier

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Center

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Frum thriller school sound barrier

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: iridescent zippy brunch

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Center

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: iridescent zippy brunch

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: rambunctious heady parlor deer antler

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Mahogany passionate theatre

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Low-t parlour tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Gold harsh institution

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: histrionic shivering stag film puppy

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Gold harsh institution

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: disgusting trump supporter

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: glassy bawdyhouse

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz brilliant toilet seat

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Mahogany passionate theatre

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: 180 Fortuitous Meteor Range

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: haunting athletic conference

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: histrionic shivering stag film puppy

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: histrionic shivering stag film puppy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Fragrant preventive strike

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: histrionic shivering stag film puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: supple nibblets chapel

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Green national scourge upon the earth

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Lavender Multi-colored Menage Fanboi

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: disgusting trump supporter

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: supple nibblets chapel

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: bat shit crazy copper cruise ship hissy fit

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: supple nibblets chapel

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: supple nibblets chapel

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: supple nibblets chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Brindle state

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: vibrant hall ceo

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Dead faggot firefighter

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)