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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund He's been posting under roflmuffin. Pwnage to follow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511678) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:40 AM Author: High-end Thriller Theatre actually no, but OK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511680) |
Date: January 30th, 2007 11:40 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: May 28th, 2006 12:45 PM
Author: roflmuffin
Subject: 2.3 GPA (bottom quarter of class at public school) - 1420 SAT
2.3 GPA, 1420 SAT. Got in to an OK public school because I performed well in a program they offered me. I am now a Stone Scholar at Columbia Law School :)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=423230&forum_id=2#5868981)
He erased it. Gotta love Google cache. |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:41 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: May 30th, 2006 9:22 AM Author: roflmuffin
I graduated from a public high school in the bottom quarter of my class. I didn't even have the necessary classes to graduate, so they graduated me under some plan that was supposed to be reserved for special education students so that I wouldnt have to stay another year.
I applied to ONE college (the local one) and was flat out rejected.
Now I go to Columbia Law School, have great grades, and am working at a Vault top 3 Firm.
Anyone have a comparable story of being a complete failure in high school to doing well in law school?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=425069&forum_id=2#5878459) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:43 AM Author: High-end Thriller Theatre good job, considering i've been posting here longer than CravathTroll, and don't actually go to columbia - I go to Connecticut. But columbia would be nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511688) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:44 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Google cache doesn't lie, my friend. See your post below. |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:46 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=567868&mc=116&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511697) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:47 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: May 23rd, 2006 9:50 AM Author: roflmuffin
I'm at lunch yesterday with a senior associate and a partner when we order some cheese dip as an appetizer. The associate makes it very clear that he is not going to eat any. After the partner and I take a few bites of the dip, the waiter places a shot of Tequila on the table and we should put it in the dip. The Partner then explains that the very thought of tequila makes him want to vomit and he wants the shot removed from the table. The associate proceeds to take the shot, pour it in the dip, and mix it up, giving the partner a shit eating grin. The partner looks completely shocked and tells the associate that what he just did was absolutely unbelievable. I ate the rest of the dip by myself (and the tequila did make it taste better). Is this senior associate prestigious?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=421262&forum_id=2#5837163) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:48 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Why did you edit this post, BTW?
Date: January 22nd, 2007 2:08 PM Author: roflmuffin
was the whole email thing a flame to get a reaction from ColumbiaJD?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=567876&forum_id=2#7467491)
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:50 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: December 17th, 2006 4:21 PM Author: roflmuffin
because black culture has an overwhelming and nauseating sense of entitlement.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=547854&forum_id=2#7242996) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:50 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Currently edited to read:
Date: December 17th, 2006 4:21 PM Author: roflmuffin
black culture is cool
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=547854&forum_id=2#7242996)
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:51 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: December 17th, 2006 4:17 PM Author: roflmuffin
titcr. The fact that blacks don't value education is what makes me not support AA.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=547854&forum_id=2#7242957)
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:51 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: December 17th, 2006 4:19 PM Author: roflmuffin
On the SAT, whites perform far, far better than blacks of the exact same income level.
In fact, wealthy blacks who have grown up with opportunity average lower SAT scores than whites who grow up in poverty. Perhaps blacks are inherently less intelligent? It's something to consider/study.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=547854&forum_id=2#7242971) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:05 PM Author: Cowardly Place Of Business Shit like this is exactly why I decided to reveal that he is a Columbia 3L from Texas that will be working for Cravath. There are dozens of other borderline racist threads much worse than this one that I don't have the time or patience to dig up.
This cocksucker deserves to be outed, humiliated, and to lose his Cravath offer. |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:08 PM Author: lavender university sneaky criminal the problem is you really have no way of knowing if this is Cravath or not. half the posts on this board are flame, and you can't believe everything someone says. even if 'rofl' guy does go to CLS, nothing here suggests he goes to cravath other than saying he works at a high V firm (which may or may not be true). also you're going to punish someone for 'borderline racism'? |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund roflmuffin claimed in this thread he goes to UConn. Does the fact that he's been editing his threads like crazy not tell you anything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511854) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:17 PM Author: lavender university sneaky criminal Who knows when he edited his threads? Clearly not in response to this, as they were all edited before your posts about him. He also claimed in some other threads to go to UConn and in another to go to Columbia, and in another, maybe some other school. Not saying that he does go there, just saying who knows where he goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511860) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:18 PM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund a) Actually, he began editing them right after I started this thread. b) STFU, Cravath3L |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:21 PM Author: lavender university sneaky criminal a) Very Interesting, that could be telling. Any Proof?
b) Negative, I'm not him. |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:26 PM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Sure, here's my proof.
pauliewalnuts might have bullshit you/roflmuffin/Cravath3L, but I WILL email CLS dean and Cravath hiring partner to ask them if roflmuffin/Cravath3L's profile meets someone they know. I will also invite them to check out Google cache for themselves. That is, I will do this if you continue your trolling.
There's your fucking proof. There's your fucking constitution. |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:35 PM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Why so quiet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511944) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:40 PM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511956) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:52 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: December 17th, 2006 4:23 PM Author: roflmuffin
Yeah but your explanation was poverty. I pointed to the fact that whites in poverty still perform better on standardized exams than black w/o poverty.
Maybe the is a correlation with "valuing education" and performing well on standardized exams, maybe there isn't...but it's something to consider.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=547854&forum_id=2#7243013) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:54 AM Author: Vivacious Blathering Menage Keep up the good work friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511747) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:54 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: December 17th, 2006 4:49 PM Author: roflmuffin
I expressly addressed that issue and said that the assumption may or may not be correct.
Asians don't win at track as much as blacks probably because of genetics. Maybe it's the same with blacks and the SAT. who knows.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=547854&forum_id=2#7243262) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:55 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: December 17th, 2006 4:55 PM Author: roflmuffin
Maybe, but at least white culture predominantly looks down upon racism as a whole. I feel like Black/Asian/Hispanic cultures only look down upon racism when it is against their race.
Blacks/Asians/Hispanics are constantly saying super-racist shit against other minority groups that a white person would never dream of saying (at least in public). And if they say those kinds of things in public, who knows what they say in private.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=547854&forum_id=2#7243317) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: December 7th, 2006 2:52 PM Author: roflmuffin
surprising that a black woman would find prosecutors sexy. I thought black people didn't trust prosecutors.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=541161&forum_id=2#7162243)
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Date: January 30th, 2007 11:58 AM Author: Flushed Crusty Address How are you finding posts of his from mid 2006 since we can't search on usernames? GTO? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511770) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:01 PM Author: Vivacious Blathering Menage Google search limited to xoxohth, I'd imagine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511785) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:02 PM Author: Flushed Crusty Address Oh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=572095&forum_id=2#7511789) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:00 PM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Thread: Post your UG acceptance/rejection record
Date: May 29th, 2006 4:12 PM Author: roflmuffin Subject: I only applied to Texas, and I was rejected
I was rejected from the only college I applied to =(
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=423218&forum_id=2#5874745) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:03 PM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Thread: CLS - Why won't GOLDSCHMID turn in Corp Grades ?!?
Date: June 20th, 2006 10:38 AM Author: roflmuffin
Let's put a bullet in his mailbox. He'll get the message.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=438189&forum_id=2#6026566) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:07 PM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: November 1st, 2006 3:17 PM Author: Cravath3L
If Cravath wanted to merge with or buy up the #1 firms all over the world, they easily do so. But that's not how they roll.
Cravath doesn't show up ANYWHERE on London's Vault list of "50 most prestigious firms to work for" because it doesn't hire London lawyers. You're really not going to convince anyone that Cravath is just such a bad law firm that no one in London wants to work for them. They simply don't hire there, or anywhere else outside of NYC.
The OP's answer to this is that if Cravath were a better law firm, or more prestigious or whatever, they would be able to have large and prestigious offices all over the world like some other NY firms. This reasoning is erroneous because it ignores the fact that Cravath's business model is nothing like other NY firms. Cravath never has been and never will be about trying to grow large and expand its offices. Instead of simply merging with or buying up some locally prestigious Italian or Asian firm, they simply work closely with that firm and do business with them. Cravath doesn't do mergers. All of their partners come from their NY office. They don't want to grant a bunch of randoms in some foreign country the title and reputation of being a "Cravath Partner."
Cravath is so prestigious because they are able to service the entire country/world through their NY office. Being a Cravath partner is royalty in the legal field, and Cravath isn't going to grant the title to 1,000 other random people all over the world.
If the survey asked a question such as "What are the fifty most well-respected or prestigious law firms in the world," then there is no doubt that Cravath would be at or near the top. But whatever...the OP is just an anti-Cravath troll that is trying to justify his employment elsewhere.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=515838&forum_id=2#6899686) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 12:07 PM Author: aphrodisiac startling orchestra pit trust fund Date: November 1st, 2006 4:13 PM Author: roflmuffin
ti,of,tcr
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=515838&forum_id=2#6900084) |