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Buddy Used the phrase “my left nut” in closing argument

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It might only be us left man.
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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: bespoke rigor

I was bored so I second seated him. We won the trial by a mile bc we are fratty and the jury loved us. He said in his closing “and I’ll bet my left nut that she was moaning during the entire encounter.”

The judge said “wait what?” Then my buddy said “what?” He said “did you say “left nut”?”

Then my buddy said “yes left nut, left testicle. It’s a saying I’m not really doing it.” The judge paused and said don’t use that language in my court please. The jury was chuckling as they struck it from the record.

Prosecution was getting the shit kicked out of them so bad they didn’t even object.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: garnet athletic conference house



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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: light degenerate

180

edit: how is there nobody else bumping this? i'm legit lol'ing. tyft

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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: bespoke rigor

It might only be us left man.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: naked striped hyena crackhouse

Two Tall Men guarding the gates during web 1.0 evacuation while the nougatless masses flee to Twitter. A Poaster's Fall of Saigon.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: bespoke rigor

Lmao

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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: garnet athletic conference house



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Date: May 7th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: light degenerate



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Cerebral Office Hairy Legs

cr

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: bespoke rigor

Oh shit you’re here

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: naked striped hyena crackhouse



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 7th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Mustard brethren



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Date: May 7th, 2025 10:04 AM
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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Bistre Contagious Jewess Mother



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Scarlet Mind-boggling Therapy

I’m not really betting my left nut tp

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: slimy immigrant

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU SHALL DISREGARD COUNSEL'S NUTS

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base sweet tailpipe

You can't unbet a nut.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Disturbing curious university



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Bistre Contagious Jewess Mother



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Razzle casino fat ankles



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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Amethyst multi-billionaire milk



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