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World's most frequent flyer bought 'lifetime' United pass for $510K, can fly fir

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airpor...
Vivacious Menage Trust Fund
  05/12/25
This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everythi...
Flirting judgmental digit ratio
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Mildly autistic field cuckoldry
  05/12/25
Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he ba...
swashbuckling stage mexican
  05/12/25
Get your butt out of bed
Ultramarine Temple
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tp
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Bronze trip hall becky
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Multi-colored pistol karate
  05/13/25
This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn&...
Crimson lascivious home
  05/12/25
I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're jus...
Autistic diverse idiot wagecucks
  05/12/25
Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they trie...
swashbuckling stage mexican
  05/12/25
years ago i read an article about the American Airlines vers...
brindle cocky liquid oxygen gas station
  05/12/25
Maybe that's what I'm remembering
swashbuckling stage mexican
  05/12/25
Airlines are 180
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Confused state place of business
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(Mitch)
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Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.
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If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and Un...
provocative indigo center mood
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"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to...
swashbuckling stage mexican
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with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...
comical laser beams
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The Legend of Lufthansa Gold
Confused state place of business
  05/12/25
There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this...
swashbuckling stage mexican
  05/12/25
I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. T...
Shimmering marvelous national
  05/12/25
the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as m...
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Cracking Khaki Station Gunner
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racy purple theater corn cake
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Yeah, I was having a bad morning.
Cracking Khaki Station Gunner
  05/12/25
I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a ful...
Crimson lascivious home
  05/12/25
If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points...
provocative indigo center mood
  05/12/25
That's 180 and I'm jealous.
Silver Soggy Generalized Bond
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i wonder how many they sold. for $500K in 1990 dollars st...
massive excitant dysfunction old irish cottage
  05/12/25
I know jealousy is wrong but
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an inspiring man whose lessons i will take to heart
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motley lay dingle berry
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United filed for Chapter 11 in 2002. It was a HUGE BIG DEAL ...
provocative indigo center mood
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Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than t...
Confused state place of business
  05/13/25
CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.
sapphire telephone persian
  05/13/25
a weirdly forward-financed bank
Confused state place of business
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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:31 AM
Author: Vivacious Menage Trust Fund

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airport, flyers can take some advice from a man who has flown out of the New Jersey facility more than 8,000 times.

He is the world's most frequent flyer.

He owns a golden ticket, after making a half-million dollar investment more than three decades ago.

Tom Stuker is also known as the 24-million-mile man.

Back in 1990, he bought a "lifetime pass" on United Airlines for him and a companion for $510,000.

That pass allows him to fly first-class anywhere, anytime.

"Basically, I'd take my brother and say, 'Hey, let's go down to Dallas and buy some cowboy boots.' So, the next day, on Friday, I say, 'Honey, let's go to Paris for the weekend,'" Stuker said.

He also earns reward points on those miles.

"On one week, I cashed in enough miles to get $50,000 gift cards in Walmart," Stuker said.

Stuker has used points to remodel his brother's house and fund a children's cancer charity.

"Got my money's worth, there's no argument about that," Stuker said.

He hasn't owned a car in decades, using his points to rent cars instead.

"I've been able to make a lot of people's dreams come true, especially my kids', especially me and my wife," Stuker said.

This past February was the first time in 45 years that Stuker slept at home for a full calendar month.

For everyone else paying full price, Stuker has some advice.

"Get your butt out of bed, and take that first flight out: most dependable flight, No. 1. Prices are cheaper at that time," Stuker said. "You want to get that last flight out of the night? Guess what? Good chance it could be delayed to 3 o'clock in the morning, which screws you up royally and also could be canceled."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923190)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:50 AM
Author: Flirting judgmental digit ratio

This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everything without lifting a finger, and probably lectures others about "hard work" while counting his cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923193)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: Mildly autistic field cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923196)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage mexican

Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he bankrupts them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923612)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Temple

Get your butt out of bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923930)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Thriller Range Ratface

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924901)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Bronze trip hall becky



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: orchid hunting ground kitty

i legitimately thought you wrote it when I got to this part.

“Stuker said he would encourage everyone to buy a similar lifetime pass and, if none are being offered at the time, to visit United Airlines’ headquarters and negotiate one with the CEO using a firm handshake.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924001)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Flirting judgmental digit ratio



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored pistol karate



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Crimson lascivious home

This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn’t breached and just forced litigation to settle this out. Easier from an accounting perspective to write it off as a one time cost than having this guy hit run rate costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923602)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Autistic diverse idiot wagecucks

I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're just taking the L and waiting for these boomers to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923606)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage mexican

Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they tried to breach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923608)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: brindle cocky liquid oxygen gas station

years ago i read an article about the American Airlines version of that deal. AA couldn't break it because it was a perfect case for specific performance.

so AA hired detectives to hunt for violations of the terms. for example, the rules say you can't get anything in exchange from your traveling companion. if you flew your buddy to London so the two of you could watch a soccer match in a London sports bar and your friend said in return, "then the beers are on me!" then AA would terminate the deal.

in the interview the ticket holder said that whenever he took a traveling companion he had to sit the companion down and grill them on the rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923613)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage mexican

Maybe that's what I'm remembering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923616)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Autistic diverse idiot wagecucks

Airlines are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923617)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Confused state place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923934)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Thriller Range Ratface

(Mitch)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924907)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: slate stock car spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923628)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: sapphire telephone persian

Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923689)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Abusive hyperventilating sanctuary



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: carmine pit giraffe



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: comical laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924006)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: provocative indigo center mood

If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and United.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923948)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage mexican

"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald? 180 if so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923983)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: comical laser beams

with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924008)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Confused state place of business

The Legend of Lufthansa Gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924463)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage mexican

There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this is my favorite. Might be my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924876)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Shimmering marvelous national

I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. They made a stupid decision as a cash grab and regret it.

Only airlines can make me side with the boomers. jfc I hate everyone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923975)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: comical laser beams

the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as much as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924012)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: orchid hunting ground kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924015)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Cracking Khaki Station Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924164)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: racy purple theater corn cake

For a guy with a black wife you sure picked a weird spot to be racist and unfunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924537)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Cracking Khaki Station Gunner

Yeah, I was having a bad morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924940)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Crimson lascivious home

I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a full time job and flies at least 40 hours a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924205)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: provocative indigo center mood

If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points bonuses, maybe he gets 50,000 points for a TATL in Business. That converts to about $350 at 0.7 cents per mile, which is on the low end, so I would say for every long haul flight he's actually making like $500-600 realistically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924381)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Silver Soggy Generalized Bond

That's 180 and I'm jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923982)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: massive excitant dysfunction old irish cottage

i wonder how many they sold.

for $500K in 1990 dollars still quite a gamble that United never went bankrupt in the last 35 years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924400)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Free-loading startling parlor ceo

I know jealousy is wrong but

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924457)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Frisky indirect expression reading party

an inspiring man whose lessons i will take to heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924919)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: orange mewling business firm

"Frontier" offers an annual all-u-can-fly pass for $599

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48925501)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Vivacious Menage Trust Fund



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Date: May 13th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: motley lay dingle berry

United hasn't gone bankrupt since then so he has been lucky

If United were acquired by another airline could be complications like an old stock certificate for a major oil company that is valueless because it wasn't exchanged within the time window after the merger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926077)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: provocative indigo center mood

United filed for Chapter 11 in 2002. It was a HUGE BIG DEAL and they basically gutted all of their pension obligations (except for the CEO's pension).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926390)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Confused state place of business

Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than the airline itself, every major airline bankruptcy keeps it in place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926409)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: sapphire telephone persian

CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926415)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Confused state place of business

a weirdly forward-financed bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926443)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: laughsome locus faggotry

tbf 500k was like 2 of those cool houses on the water in malibu back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926418)