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Saw a strange thing with a criminal defendant in court today

He was arrested after stealing a bunch of candy bars from Wa...
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When asked how he was apprehended by a fat, out of shape cop...
Impertinent soggy internal respiration
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He took off running and didn’t get two feet
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Toes seem critical for flipflops
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Date: May 16th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: opaque flatulent library

He was arrested after stealing a bunch of candy bars from Walmart and trying to run away but he was easily chased down by this big fat cop which was weird. They walk him into court today from the jail in chains and flip flops and I look down and this dude has no toes. Zero toes at all.

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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: opaque flatulent library



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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:40 PM
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Date: May 17th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: opaque flatulent library



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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Impertinent soggy internal respiration

When asked how he was apprehended by a fat, out of shape cop, the suspect replied, “I’m stumped.”

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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: opaque flatulent library

He took off running and didn’t get two feet

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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:51 AM
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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Impertinent soggy internal respiration



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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:51 AM
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Date: May 17th, 2025 8:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle indirect expression

haha wow the system works!

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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:21 AM
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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated primrose generalized bond abode

Toes seem critical for flipflops

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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: ultramarine swollen factory reset button



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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: opaque flatulent library



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