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How much of a dick move is it to rent a scissor lift for 4th of July? (TSINAH)

We love fireworks but hate being around people, so I think t...
Swollen turdskin giraffe
  05/24/25
On credit I assume?
sepia space
  05/24/25
only for the points
Swollen turdskin giraffe
  05/24/25
...
sepia space
  05/24/25
Hope someone tips it over with you in it
180 becky
  05/24/25
wtf is a scissor lifit
Glassy trip range water buffalo
  05/24/25
https://www.homedepot.com/c/scissor-lift-equipment-rental ...
Swollen turdskin giraffe
  05/24/25
Max platform lift weight: 500 lbs So will you be getting ...
Abnormal state ratface
  05/24/25
that's enough for us + a sidepiece
Swollen turdskin giraffe
  05/24/25
More like just you and a 20 piece
Abnormal state ratface
  05/24/25
...
glittery university love of her life
  05/24/25
dont buy it just rent four of them every year til you die an...
Glassy trip range water buffalo
  05/24/25
*fizkid disappointedly clicking out of thread*
sepia space
  05/24/25
I don't think there's a commercially available one that coul...
glittery university love of her life
  05/24/25
...
Swollen turdskin giraffe
  05/28/25
Put a flag on it and call it the freedom platform
Arousing Nursing Home Psychic
  05/28/25


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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Swollen turdskin giraffe

We love fireworks but hate being around people, so I think the solution is to rent a scissor lift to put us above the proles. How poorly do you think the prole reaction will be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959856)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: sepia space

On credit I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959858)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Swollen turdskin giraffe

only for the points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959859)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: sepia space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959861)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: 180 becky

Hope someone tips it over with you in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959863)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Glassy trip range water buffalo

wtf is a scissor lifit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959864)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Swollen turdskin giraffe

https://www.homedepot.com/c/scissor-lift-equipment-rental

specifically https://www.homedepot.com/p/rental/Genie-40-Scissor-Lift-Rental-GS4047/316821941

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959866)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Abnormal state ratface

Max platform lift weight: 500 lbs

So will you be getting one each for you and your fiance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959868)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Swollen turdskin giraffe

that's enough for us + a sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959871)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Abnormal state ratface

More like just you and a 20 piece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959884)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: glittery university love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959889)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Glassy trip range water buffalo

dont buy it just rent four of them every year til you die and pay people to operate them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959872)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: sepia space

*fizkid disappointedly clicking out of thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959875)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: glittery university love of her life

I don't think there's a commercially available one that could support the weight of you and your HOG. Best to stay home and watch it on TV, there's no such thing as being too fat for TV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48959887)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Swollen turdskin giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48967905)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Arousing Nursing Home Psychic

Put a flag on it and call it the freedom platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729681&forum_id=2#48967909)