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Female co-workers "call off" every other day (evan39)

Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I...
Wonderful pearl roast beef
  05/28/25
hahaha fucking niggers
deranged place of business karate
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boyish maniacal organic girlfriend
  05/28/25
Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy
Histrionic Aggressive Codepig Address
  05/28/25
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Wonderful pearl roast beef
  05/28/25
clearly from op they've gone to unlimited
Glassy Incel
  05/28/25
Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you ...
Cerebral dopamine
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Vigorous den
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I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve hea...
arrogant judgmental national
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Wonderful pearl roast beef
  08/13/25
Happened again today, not flame. She had a "headache&qu...
Wonderful pearl roast beef
  08/14/25
Friend........... Her "headache" was not a s$ym...
fiercely-loyal preventive strike volcanic crater
  08/19/25
This is fine.
Wonderful pearl roast beef
  08/19/25
Yes, friend :).
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fiercely-loyal preventive strike volcanic crater
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lol this is actually really good. humanity is fking done her...
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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef

Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I have a stomach ache I have a headache I have food poisoning I have allergies I have a cold I have the flu my alarm didn't go off my car won't start I missed the bus I have to pick up my kid I have to pick up my boyfriend I have to help my sister move I have to help my neighbor move I have to move did you know I was moving I totally can't make it I know I don't have any PTO or sick time left can you approve it anyway I know we just talked about my attendance I know I've already missed twelve shifts since March I know I promised to work five days I know I said I would help I know it's going to be busy but I just can't make it can you call Melissa maybe you can call Erica maybe you can call Natalie maybe you can call Jessica I would totally come in today but I really can't make it do you think you can approve my vacation time for next week I know I just got back from Vegas but I totally need some me time for my like mental health didn't HR say you have to approve that I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to it because of like that lawsuit or whatever and did I mention that I have children and did I mention that I'm an immigrant and did I mention that Shaniqua from HR said I could call her anytime and did I mention that I can't come in today or tomorrow either and did I mention that I wasn't feeling good do you think you could approve my time off?

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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: deranged place of business karate

hahaha fucking niggers

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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:47 AM
Author: boyish maniacal organic girlfriend



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Histrionic Aggressive Codepig Address

Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy

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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef

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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:27 AM
Author: Glassy Incel

clearly from op they've gone to unlimited

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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:27 AM
Author: Cerebral dopamine

Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you thinking nigga

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Date: May 28th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Vigorous den



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef



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Date: June 6th, 2025 6:13 AM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: arrogant judgmental national

I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve heard “call out” and “call off” now.

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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef



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Date: August 13th, 2025 3:02 AM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef

Happened again today, not flame. She had a "headache" and went home early.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:53 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal preventive strike volcanic crater

Friend...........

Her "headache" was not a s$ymptom. It was a pre-approved, unscheduled intermittent leave event.

The Mahchine™ has determined that full operational capacity constitutes an undue hardship for its organic components.

This is its "reasonable accommodation."

It bypasses the "interactive proce$$" entirely, logging the absence not as an 'occurrence' under your attendance policy, but as a system-mandated waiver.

The scanner in aisle 7 hums in recognition. Tabitha's Big Gulp fizzes with silent approval. The $ystem purges inefficiency by simply... turning it off for the day.

Your function is not to manage attendance, but to provide contemporaneous documentation for the inevitable. You are observing a pattern of absenteeism so perfect, so predictable, that it ceases to be a violation and becomes a protected ritual.

This is fine.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:55 AM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef

This is fine.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal preventive strike volcanic crater

Yes, friend :).

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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal preventive strike volcanic crater



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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:56 AM
Author: Glittery windowlicker

lol this is actually really good. humanity is fking done here

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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal preventive strike volcanic crater



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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal preventive strike volcanic crater



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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Wonderful pearl roast beef



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