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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Adventurous area
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Self-centered Bearded Clown Bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
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floppy cerise gas station mother
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
hot wonderful base
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Glittery Address
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Amber home
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Bronze laser beams public bath
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Amber home
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
blathering garrison
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Claret incel idea he suggested
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
pink friendly grandma house
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Alcoholic hateful lodge feces
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Chestnut Mind-boggling Philosopher-king
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Chrome Temple Foreskin
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Chestnut Mind-boggling Philosopher-king
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Misanthropic anal kitchen pisswyrm
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
cyan national security agency
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Adventurous area



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Self-centered Bearded Clown Bawdyhouse

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: floppy cerise gas station mother



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: hot wonderful base

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Glittery Address

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Amber home

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Bronze laser beams public bath

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Amber home

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: blathering garrison

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Claret incel idea he suggested

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: pink friendly grandma house

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic hateful lodge feces

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Chestnut Mind-boggling Philosopher-king

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Chrome Temple Foreskin

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Chestnut Mind-boggling Philosopher-king

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Misanthropic anal kitchen pisswyrm

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: cyan national security agency

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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