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So COVID just *poof* disappeared?
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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: federal swollen trust fund ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973478) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Doobsian Boiling Water Subject: NYT Opinion | Evan39 NYT Opinion | Evan39
“I Tested Positive for Memory”
SeaTTTle, WA —
The last time I saw my manager’s face was March 2020.
The next time I saw her, she was a CDC-branded Memoji on a Microsoft Teams call whispering, “We’re all in this together, Evan.”
Then she muted me. Permanently.
I spent 17 months in a Kroger parking lot distributing cloth masks sewn from rejected NASCAR merch. They called me “Safety Captain.” I wore a sash.
Every morning I asked, “Is it over?” Every evening they said, “Just two more weeks, friend.”
And now?
Candy Ride tp asks “Isn’t that weird?”
Like the Great Ritual of Sanitized Banana Disinfection just... poofed into the mist? Jfc.
Kalisha caught me burning my old vaccine card in the breakroom toaster.
She said it was “a hate crime against data.”
Tabitha wrote me up under the Office of Pandemic Heritage Preservation.
I tried to protest.
I said the PCR tests were gone.
She said they live inside us now. Then she made me scan into the freezer aisle using Retrospective Contact Tracing™ and drink my booster in syrup form—cherry flavored, warm.
The truth is:
COVID didn’t end.
It rebranded.
It’s now a quarterly DEI module with hybrid attendance options.
The Mahchine™ doesn’t forget.
It just stops issuing push notifications.
And me? I still carry the immunity. But not the forgiveness.
This is fine.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/opinion/evan39-pandemic-memory.html
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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Erotic tantric private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973480) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: federal swollen trust fund ticket booth Isn't that weird? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973708) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: dark garrison marketing idea our fine scientists, doctors, and government officials deserve immense respect for responding to an existential threat to humanity quickly, efficiently, and humanely, and this is the thanks they get? comments like that? it just "disappeared"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973719) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: abnormal filthpig affirmative action yes magically nobody gets it anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973721) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Erotic tantric private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973853) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: aqua greedy brethren wagecucks Grok says these are the number of documented cases in the US:
2020 - 20 million 2021 - 35 million 2022 - 25 million 2023 - 15 million 2024 - 5 million 2025 - 4 million (to date) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Hideous Hall Candlestick Maker looks like we are on track for a major upswing!
get the toilet paper folks! |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: Bronze Boistinker novel respiratory viruses are a scam. same thing with SARS and MERS. it's all the flu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973767) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Pearly electric business firm The bort knew this by March 31st 2020 at the latest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973816) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Self-absorbed sooty property background story it was a way to funnel govt money to big pharma period (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48974308) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Vibrant useless famous landscape painting indian lodge Just proves that the masks, sacrificing 1-2 years of childhood/HS/college, giving people tickets for being on the beach, immense intra-family and societal friction, widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos, “vaccine” fanaticism, etc. all worked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973780) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: violent office one way grocery aisles with the arrows too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973789) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: Vibrant useless famous landscape painting indian lodge #StopTheSpread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973811) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: Erotic tantric private investor bro they TRIED to make me do that and i straight up said NO
i saw the people around me wake up right then
you could see them all say this is fucking bs |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: boyish station lmfao forgot about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973873) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: cowardly salmon philosopher-king immense intra-family and societal friction
widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos
“vaccine” fanaticism
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these things cannot be overstated. nobody will ever be held accountable and nobody is interested in Truth. |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:33 PM Author: Hideous Hall Candlestick Maker Covid deaths completely supplanted and replaced flu deaths, hehe. But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.
And now the flu deaths are back, the covid deaths are gone.
Sort of like the Indiana Jones scene, switching out the golden skull for the bag of sand. Switch --- Switch. Youd hardly notice, but they are the same weight |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Vibrant useless famous landscape painting indian lodge And there were lots of “excess deaths.” Oh but hey there were also many excess deaths in other years, too, and the people compiling these “statistics” are not exactly objectively seeking the truth. But just focus on the excess deaths in 2020-2021, all of which are attributable to covid, okay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973900) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: Hideous Hall Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48973906) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: federal swollen trust fund ticket booth Well we are lucky this horrible virus disappeared. I am lucky I never got it even though I didn't take the vaccine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48974093) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: cowardly salmon philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2#48974337) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: cowardly salmon philosopher-king But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.
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