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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
razzmatazz lettuce
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Emerald Juggernaut
  06/03/25
...
wonderful crackhouse place of business
  06/04/25
...
Boyish Know-it-all Friendly Grandma Multi-billionaire
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Blue elastic band
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
razzmatazz lettuce
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
laughsome love of her life
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Comical shitlib
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
razzmatazz lettuce
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
magenta exciting den
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Multi-colored Headpube
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
razzmatazz lettuce
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
chartreuse athletic conference range
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Shaky cyan theater stage
  06/03/25
obviously yes
stimulating filthy senate cuckold
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Grizzly beady-eyed ladyboy
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Cerise vibrant community account puppy
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
fluffy hospital
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
razzmatazz lettuce
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Misunderstood racy gunner
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Grizzly beady-eyed ladyboy
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
fragrant saffron heaven clown
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
nubile glittery internal respiration twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
rough-skinned galvanic scourge upon the earth
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
magenta exciting den
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Hilarious idiotic set round eye
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
rough-skinned galvanic scourge upon the earth
  06/04/25
...
wonderful crackhouse place of business
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
chartreuse athletic conference range
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
exhilarant deer antler
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
fragrant saffron heaven clown
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
razzmatazz lettuce
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
out-of-control godawful legal warrant home
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
translucent mind-boggling stock car pit
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz lettuce

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Emerald Juggernaut

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Boyish Know-it-all Friendly Grandma Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Blue elastic band

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz lettuce

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: laughsome love of her life

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Comical shitlib

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz lettuce

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: magenta exciting den

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored Headpube

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz lettuce

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: chartreuse athletic conference range

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Shaky cyan theater stage

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: stimulating filthy senate cuckold

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Grizzly beady-eyed ladyboy

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Cerise vibrant community account puppy

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: fluffy hospital

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz lettuce

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Misunderstood racy gunner

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Grizzly beady-eyed ladyboy

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: fragrant saffron heaven clown

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: nubile glittery internal respiration twinkling uncleanness

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: rough-skinned galvanic scourge upon the earth

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: magenta exciting den

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Hilarious idiotic set round eye

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: rough-skinned galvanic scourge upon the earth

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: chartreuse athletic conference range

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: exhilarant deer antler

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: fragrant saffron heaven clown

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz lettuce

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: out-of-control godawful legal warrant home

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: translucent mind-boggling stock car pit

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)