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I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate

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cerebral crotch hall
  02/01/07
A+
razzmatazz underhanded box office gunner
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
Stirring nursing home fanboi
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
Ultramarine vigorous dilemma tank
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
gay dashing foreskin
  02/13/07
well done
Cerise bonkers stage background story
  05/17/07
I laffed.
jade fluffy karate
  02/01/07
lol
mind-boggling really tough guy mood
  02/01/07
lol
deranged chapel psychic
  02/01/07
superb
unholy keepsake machete lodge
  02/01/07
177
Razzle-dazzle trailer park sandwich
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
Heady menage
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
Salmon queen of the night parlor
  02/01/07
would read again.
galvanic lavender mad-dog skullcap base
  02/01/07
lol
Exciting National Indirect Expression
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
chrome charismatic office old irish cottage
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
Insecure big-titted abode
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
180 philosopher-king macaca
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
Insecure big-titted abode
  02/02/07
Still funny.
self-centered soggy church pocket flask
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
blathering flesh telephone elastic band
  02/19/07
so funny
Unhinged gaping dingle berry
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
narrow-minded son of senegal
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
bat-shit-crazy duck-like double fault indian lodge
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
Exciting National Indirect Expression
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
Soul-stirring naked crackhouse tattoo
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
Stirring nursing home fanboi
  04/17/07
fair
rebellious pearl locus filthpig
  04/17/07
wtf
excitant whorehouse incel
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
twinkling private investor
  04/27/07
...
Iridescent Hateful Stag Film
  05/03/07
...
contagious round eye
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
gay dashing foreskin
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
Soul-stirring naked crackhouse tattoo
  05/17/07
titcr
Exciting National Indirect Expression
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
Cocky provocative temple regret
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
Unhinged gaping dingle berry
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
deep sinister garrison
  06/18/07
...
Grizzly boltzmann
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
vivacious school cafeteria
  06/19/07
TITCR
flushed university degenerate
  11/06/07
...
Blue Lay Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/23/07
...
Boyish aqua library dopamine
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
Thriller Trump Supporter Hell
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
Boyish aqua library dopamine
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
Thriller Trump Supporter Hell
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
Thriller Trump Supporter Hell
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
Charcoal Doctorate Sweet Tailpipe
  11/22/07
180
Crawly wonderful state nowag
  11/22/07
180
arousing submissive orchestra pit pisswyrm
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
Unhinged gaping dingle berry
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
marvelous skinny woman liquid oxygen
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
Spruce property
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
self-centered soggy church pocket flask
  05/02/08
ty
bistre church building dysfunction
  05/02/08
...
arrogant ticket booth
  09/22/08


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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: cerebral crotch hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz underhanded box office gunner

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Stirring nursing home fanboi

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine vigorous dilemma tank

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)





Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: gay dashing foreskin

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Cerise bonkers stage background story

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: jade fluffy karate

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling really tough guy mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: deranged chapel psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: unholy keepsake machete lodge

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trailer park sandwich

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Heady menage

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: Salmon queen of the night parlor

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)





Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: galvanic lavender mad-dog skullcap base

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Exciting National Indirect Expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: chrome charismatic office old irish cottage

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Insecure big-titted abode

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: 180 philosopher-king macaca

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Insecure big-titted abode

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)





Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: self-centered soggy church pocket flask

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)





Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: blathering flesh telephone elastic band

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)





Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Unhinged gaping dingle berry

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)





Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded son of senegal

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)





Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy duck-like double fault indian lodge

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: Exciting National Indirect Expression

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring naked crackhouse tattoo

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Stirring nursing home fanboi

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: rebellious pearl locus filthpig

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: excitant whorehouse incel

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: twinkling private investor

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Hateful Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: contagious round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: gay dashing foreskin

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring naked crackhouse tattoo

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: Exciting National Indirect Expression

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Cocky provocative temple regret

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Unhinged gaping dingle berry

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: deep sinister garrison

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)





Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: Grizzly boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)





Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: flushed university degenerate

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)





Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: Blue Lay Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Boyish aqua library dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: Thriller Trump Supporter Hell

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Boyish aqua library dopamine

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Thriller Trump Supporter Hell

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Thriller Trump Supporter Hell

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Charcoal Doctorate Sweet Tailpipe

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Crawly wonderful state nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: arousing submissive orchestra pit pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: Unhinged gaping dingle berry

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: marvelous skinny woman liquid oxygen

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: Spruce property

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: self-centered soggy church pocket flask

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: bistre church building dysfunction

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: arrogant ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)