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I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate

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talking blue temple cuck
  02/01/07
A+
ivory multi-colored factory reset button
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
dashing tattoo
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
Bat-shit-crazy Spot Haunted Graveyard
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
razzmatazz vengeful forum
  02/13/07
well done
submissive swashbuckling address
  05/17/07
I laffed.
Navy offensive newt dingle berry
  02/01/07
lol
Jade nudist round eye
  02/01/07
lol
Very tactful salmon step-uncle's house
  02/01/07
superb
glittery transparent yarmulke
  02/01/07
177
Topaz market
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
Pea-brained Plaza Mental Disorder
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
sexy sex offender stage
  02/01/07
would read again.
Kink-friendly Box Office Pistol
  02/01/07
lol
filthy water buffalo stock car
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
Arousing space
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Church Building
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
Vermilion Boiling Water
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Church Building
  02/02/07
Still funny.
Stirring abusive resort marketing idea
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
motley base toaster
  02/19/07
so funny
Beady-eyed fishy stage tank
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
khaki appetizing senate
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
Flushed gas station
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
filthy water buffalo stock car
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
high-end cruise ship double fault
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
dashing tattoo
  04/17/07
fair
Fear-inspiring Effete Stead Cuckoldry
  04/17/07
wtf
Pearly queen of the night
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
Smoky mad cow disease home
  04/27/07
...
dun institution
  05/03/07
...
sable theatre fat ankles
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
razzmatazz vengeful forum
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
high-end cruise ship double fault
  05/17/07
titcr
filthy water buffalo stock car
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
Exciting Crystalline Electric Furnace
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
Beady-eyed fishy stage tank
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
Henna dysfunction knife
  06/18/07
...
Silver Provocative Cumskin
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
Citrine violent house
  06/19/07
TITCR
Angry set
  11/06/07
...
purple marvelous business firm
  08/23/07
...
Confused Lodge
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
Nighttime mood
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
Confused Lodge
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
Nighttime mood
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
Nighttime mood
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
Heady autistic patrolman den
  11/22/07
180
Mischievous bull headed orchestra pit
  11/22/07
180
Amber Generalized Bond
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
Beady-eyed fishy stage tank
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
tan bawdyhouse legend
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
bossy titillating old irish cottage athletic conference
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
Stirring abusive resort marketing idea
  05/02/08
ty
Wonderful green range wrinkle
  05/02/08
...
mahogany nubile son of senegal regret
  09/22/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: talking blue temple cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored factory reset button

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: dashing tattoo

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Spot Haunted Graveyard

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)





Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful forum

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: submissive swashbuckling address

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: Navy offensive newt dingle berry

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Jade nudist round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Very tactful salmon step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: glittery transparent yarmulke

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: Topaz market

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Pea-brained Plaza Mental Disorder

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: sexy sex offender stage

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)





Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Box Office Pistol

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: filthy water buffalo stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Arousing space

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Church Building

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: Vermilion Boiling Water

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Church Building

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)





Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: Stirring abusive resort marketing idea

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)





Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: motley base toaster

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)





Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy stage tank

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)





Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: khaki appetizing senate

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)





Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: Flushed gas station

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: filthy water buffalo stock car

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: high-end cruise ship double fault

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: dashing tattoo

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Effete Stead Cuckoldry

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Pearly queen of the night

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Smoky mad cow disease home

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: dun institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: sable theatre fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful forum

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: high-end cruise ship double fault

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: filthy water buffalo stock car

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Exciting Crystalline Electric Furnace

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy stage tank

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: Henna dysfunction knife

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)





Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: Silver Provocative Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)





Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: Citrine violent house

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Angry set

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)





Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: purple marvelous business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Confused Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: Nighttime mood

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Confused Lodge

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Nighttime mood

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Nighttime mood

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Heady autistic patrolman den

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Mischievous bull headed orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Amber Generalized Bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy stage tank

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: tan bawdyhouse legend

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: bossy titillating old irish cottage athletic conference

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: Stirring abusive resort marketing idea

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: Wonderful green range wrinkle

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: mahogany nubile son of senegal regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)