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mind-boggling indigo prole
  02/01/07
A+
Lascivious cyan locale
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
Rambunctious Lime Casino Digit Ratio
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
drunken pistol abode
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
razzmatazz immigrant goal in life
  02/13/07
well done
Cocky Coldplay Fan Field
  05/17/07
I laffed.
180 maroon tattoo shitlib
  02/01/07
lol
plum fluffy ladyboy
  02/01/07
lol
Chrome odious church building
  02/01/07
superb
Fragrant Native
  02/01/07
177
charismatic jew lodge
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
Violent institution boistinker
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
passionate ivory pit
  02/01/07
would read again.
Sable Thirsty Lay
  02/01/07
lol
cobalt clown chad
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
Pea-brained fortuitous meteor area
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
canary self-centered friendly grandma university
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
orchid spectacular spot
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
canary self-centered friendly grandma university
  02/02/07
Still funny.
deranged toilet seat
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
curious offensive quadroon national
  02/19/07
so funny
impertinent turdskin
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
dashing national security agency
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
shimmering embarrassed to the bone parlour
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
cobalt clown chad
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
wonderful slap-happy theater stage
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
Rambunctious Lime Casino Digit Ratio
  04/17/07
fair
Pearl out-of-control factory reset button personal credit line
  04/17/07
wtf
Milky center bbw
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
khaki idiotic main people
  04/27/07
...
Unhinged Stag Film
  05/03/07
...
violent sneaky criminal
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
razzmatazz immigrant goal in life
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
wonderful slap-happy theater stage
  05/17/07
titcr
cobalt clown chad
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
Bronze glittery tanning salon
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
impertinent turdskin
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
lilac irradiated trust fund
  06/18/07
...
painfully honest talented point
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
Arousing Meetinghouse Ape
  06/19/07
TITCR
Infuriating arrogant stage
  11/06/07
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yapping menage jewess
  08/23/07
...
spruce degenerate international law enforcement agency
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
Hairraiser Church
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
spruce degenerate international law enforcement agency
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
Hairraiser Church
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
Hairraiser Church
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
Cheese-eating motley library black woman
  11/22/07
180
comical pale location partner
  11/22/07
180
Laughsome love of her life
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
impertinent turdskin
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
hideous ultramarine theatre newt
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
electric scourge upon the earth
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
deranged toilet seat
  05/02/08
ty
lemon mad-dog skullcap toaster
  05/02/08
...
Apoplectic new version den
  09/22/08


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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling indigo prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan locale

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious Lime Casino Digit Ratio

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: drunken pistol abode

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)





Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz immigrant goal in life

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Cocky Coldplay Fan Field

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: 180 maroon tattoo shitlib

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: plum fluffy ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Chrome odious church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Fragrant Native

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: charismatic jew lodge

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Violent institution boistinker

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: passionate ivory pit

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)





Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Sable Thirsty Lay

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: cobalt clown chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Pea-brained fortuitous meteor area

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: canary self-centered friendly grandma university

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: orchid spectacular spot

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: canary self-centered friendly grandma university

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)





Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: deranged toilet seat

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)





Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: curious offensive quadroon national

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)





Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: impertinent turdskin

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)





Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: dashing national security agency

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)





Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: shimmering embarrassed to the bone parlour

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: cobalt clown chad

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy theater stage

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Rambunctious Lime Casino Digit Ratio

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Pearl out-of-control factory reset button personal credit line

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Milky center bbw

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: khaki idiotic main people

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: Unhinged Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: violent sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz immigrant goal in life

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy theater stage

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: cobalt clown chad

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Bronze glittery tanning salon

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: impertinent turdskin

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: lilac irradiated trust fund

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)





Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: painfully honest talented point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)





Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Ape

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Infuriating arrogant stage

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)





Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: yapping menage jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: spruce degenerate international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser Church

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: spruce degenerate international law enforcement agency

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser Church

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser Church

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Cheese-eating motley library black woman

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: comical pale location partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Laughsome love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: impertinent turdskin

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: hideous ultramarine theatre newt

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: electric scourge upon the earth

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: deranged toilet seat

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: lemon mad-dog skullcap toaster

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)