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Mahogany bawdyhouse
  02/01/07
A+
Concupiscible pungent ceo
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
Bateful Unhinged Boistinker Mood
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
Razzmatazz Hall
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
bisexual flushed wrinkle
  02/13/07
well done
Cream electric new version
  05/17/07
I laffed.
Coral Forum Affirmative Action
  02/01/07
lol
charismatic twinkling uncleanness
  02/01/07
lol
soul-stirring site volcanic crater
  02/01/07
superb
Galvanic at-the-ready headpube pit
  02/01/07
177
Lemon sanctuary
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
Green Passionate Goyim Skinny Woman
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
sepia mewling athletic conference
  02/01/07
would read again.
Razzle harsh space
  02/01/07
lol
Appetizing Pink Filthpig
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
floppy background story
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
bonkers telephone love of her life
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
odious partner heaven
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
bonkers telephone love of her life
  02/02/07
Still funny.
Violent crusty location
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
Beady-eyed institution
  02/19/07
so funny
exhilarant place of business
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
adventurous market puppy
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
Impertinent theater
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
Appetizing Pink Filthpig
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
Vigorous lime house
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
Bateful Unhinged Boistinker Mood
  04/17/07
fair
disturbing field
  04/17/07
wtf
Dashing pearl internal respiration idea he suggested
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
greedy property international law enforcement agency
  04/27/07
...
filthy casino generalized bond
  05/03/07
...
Wonderful crimson trust fund
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
bisexual flushed wrinkle
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
Vigorous lime house
  05/17/07
titcr
Appetizing Pink Filthpig
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
Ebony laughsome milk
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
exhilarant place of business
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
Aromatic clown
  06/18/07
...
tan comical den
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
Cyan whorehouse
  06/19/07
TITCR
Talented henna doctorate
  11/06/07
...
Medicated amethyst nursing home selfie
  08/23/07
...
Slate coffee pot
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
navy contagious locus half-breed
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
Slate coffee pot
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
navy contagious locus half-breed
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
navy contagious locus half-breed
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
bistre range
  11/22/07
180
startling incel
  11/22/07
180
glittery boiling water area
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
exhilarant place of business
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
Cerebral vengeful old irish cottage masturbator
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
hairraiser sex offender
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
Violent crusty location
  05/02/08
ty
Godawful cordovan knife theater stage
  05/02/08
...
Fishy dysfunction national
  09/22/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: Mahogany bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent ceo

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Bateful Unhinged Boistinker Mood

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Hall

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)





Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: bisexual flushed wrinkle

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Cream electric new version

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: Coral Forum Affirmative Action

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: charismatic twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring site volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Galvanic at-the-ready headpube pit

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: Lemon sanctuary

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Green Passionate Goyim Skinny Woman

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: sepia mewling athletic conference

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)





Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Razzle harsh space

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Appetizing Pink Filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: floppy background story

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: bonkers telephone love of her life

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: odious partner heaven

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: bonkers telephone love of her life

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)





Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: Violent crusty location

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)





Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed institution

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)





Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: exhilarant place of business

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)





Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: adventurous market puppy

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)





Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: Impertinent theater

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: Appetizing Pink Filthpig

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Vigorous lime house

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Bateful Unhinged Boistinker Mood

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: disturbing field

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Dashing pearl internal respiration idea he suggested

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: greedy property international law enforcement agency

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: filthy casino generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Wonderful crimson trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: bisexual flushed wrinkle

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Vigorous lime house

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Pink Filthpig

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Ebony laughsome milk

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: exhilarant place of business

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: Aromatic clown

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)





Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: tan comical den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)





Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: Cyan whorehouse

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Talented henna doctorate

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)





Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: Medicated amethyst nursing home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Slate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: navy contagious locus half-breed

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Slate coffee pot

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: navy contagious locus half-breed

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: navy contagious locus half-breed

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: bistre range

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: startling incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: glittery boiling water area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: exhilarant place of business

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: Cerebral vengeful old irish cottage masturbator

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: hairraiser sex offender

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: Violent crusty location

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: Godawful cordovan knife theater stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: Fishy dysfunction national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)