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A second descent into the realm of dwarven penises
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:50 AM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe 1. Ever noticed how society confuses eloquence for intelligence? Precisely why academic hacks like Cornell West are deemed "public intellectuals." (I'm black, by the way, so this isn't racism)
2. Why is it that when a human makes a point, and others agree with said human, the human ALWAYS repeats what he had said (inevitably to lesser enthusiasm from his supporters).
3. Ever noticed of non-males are so highly influenced by what their friends think of them? When was the last time you saw a true "lone-wolf" female?(She's most likely to be found in a physics class by the way)
4. If you let an unwashed dwarven penis enter your willing asshole, you are bound to succumb to his dwarvish wrath and bathe in the ecstatic joy of the heat of his giant meat.
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:51 AM Author: Domesticated gas station *blank stare* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529585) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:56 AM Author: gaped ape I'm sorry, but I must protest the veracity of #4. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529594) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:58 AM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe How dare you ! I'm talking about Shield Dwarves born in the Iron Mountains outside of Neverwinter. They have a reputation for long, thick cocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529599) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:08 AM Author: gaped ape I see. I wasn't clear with regards to which particular dwarves you were referring to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529613) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:09 AM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe How often do you play D&D these days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529616) |
Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:54 AM Author: rough-skinned boiling water stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529592) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:00 AM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe Why are you afraid of the darkness in the realm of the dwarves? Beware of errant penises!
Unless you want **FIERY** anal pleasure, be on your guard !!! |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:00 AM Author: Domesticated gas station thanks, this just pushed me one step closer to retiring. im being serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529601) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:02 AM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe What's wrong with you? Lack of imagination? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529603) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:03 AM Author: Domesticated gas station yeah, basically.. advice? (nothing involving ghey dwarves plz, tyia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529605) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:05 AM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe Imagine your navel. Imagine a liquid dripping on your navel, and a tongue licking up said liquid. Imagine a green tongue.
There's a start for exercising your imagination. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:06 AM Author: Domesticated gas station i think "tongue" would be much cooler if it were spelled "tung". thoughts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529609) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:08 AM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe No. Otherwise society would not have any way of distinguishing the smart from the dumb. The smart spread their cheeks at the scent of dwarves, while the dumb squirm away :-( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529614) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:10 AM Author: Domesticated gas station i am baffled by this dwarf thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529618) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:12 AM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe http://www.santharia.com/pictures/quellion/quellion_pics/dwarven_hall.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529624) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:01 AM Author: exhilarant hilarious parlour 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529602) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:13 AM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe Oh pound me pound me POUND ME with your ferocity !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529628) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:53 AM Author: Shaky Fantasy-prone Piazza Rigor I've been on this board for a long time and I've never understood PD's deal. He makes no fucking sense to me. Is he gay? Is that his deal? What is it? I don't get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529660) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:55 AM Author: Learning disabled step-uncle's house n00b (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529661) |
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Date: July 28th, 2007 8:01 PM Author: Fragrant parlor sweet tailpipe The errant dwarven penises swiftly race across the face of the moon in search of unsuspecting orifices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#8445652) |
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Date: February 4th, 2008 12:48 AM Author: Light Metal University International Law Enforcement Agency oh my goodness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#9266613) |
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Date: February 4th, 2008 12:51 AM Author: shivering contagious base travel guidebook ok, thats it: I'm going to bed
*turns off computer, lights* |