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A second descent into the realm of dwarven penises

1. Ever noticed how society confuses eloquence for intellige...
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  02/02/07
*blank stare*
khaki gaped senate
  02/02/07
I'm sorry, but I must protest the veracity of #4.
Green Arousing Dilemma
  02/02/07
How dare you ! I'm talking about Shield Dwarves born in the ...
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  02/02/07
I see. I wasn't clear with regards to which particular dwar...
Green Arousing Dilemma
  02/02/07
How often do you play D&D these days?
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  02/02/07
stfu
thriller trailer park
  02/02/07
Why are you afraid of the darkness in the realm of the dwarv...
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  02/02/07
thanks, this just pushed me one step closer to retiring. im ...
khaki gaped senate
  02/02/07
What's wrong with you? Lack of imagination?
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  02/02/07
yeah, basically.. advice? (nothing involving ghey dwarves pl...
khaki gaped senate
  02/02/07
Imagine your navel. Imagine a liquid dripping on your navel,...
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  02/02/07
i think "tongue" would be much cooler if it were s...
khaki gaped senate
  02/02/07
No. Otherwise society would not have any way of distinguishi...
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  02/02/07
i am baffled by this dwarf thing
khaki gaped senate
  02/02/07
http://www.santharia.com/pictures/quellion/quellion_pics/dwa...
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  02/02/07
180
Razzmatazz garnet really tough guy
  02/02/07
Oh pound me pound me POUND ME with your ferocity !!!
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  02/02/07
I've been on this board for a long time and I've never under...
Bateful gunner ladyboy
  02/02/07
n00b
Snowy odious travel guidebook mental disorder
  02/02/07
The errant dwarven penises swiftly race across the face of t...
Vigorous topaz national gay wizard
  07/28/07
oh my goodness
motley submissive hell clown
  02/04/08
ok, thats it: I'm going to bed *turns off computer, ligh...
Comical Indian Lodge Puppy
  02/04/08


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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:50 AM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

1. Ever noticed how society confuses eloquence for intelligence? Precisely why academic hacks like Cornell West are deemed "public intellectuals." (I'm black, by the way, so this isn't racism)

2. Why is it that when a human makes a point, and others agree with said human, the human ALWAYS repeats what he had said (inevitably to lesser enthusiasm from his supporters).

3. Ever noticed of non-males are so highly influenced by what their friends think of them? When was the last time you saw a true "lone-wolf" female?(She's most likely to be found in a physics class by the way)

4. If you let an unwashed dwarven penis enter your willing asshole, you are bound to succumb to his dwarvish wrath and bathe in the ecstatic joy of the heat of his giant meat.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529584)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:51 AM
Author: khaki gaped senate

*blank stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529585)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:56 AM
Author: Green Arousing Dilemma

I'm sorry, but I must protest the veracity of #4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529594)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:58 AM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

How dare you ! I'm talking about Shield Dwarves born in the Iron Mountains outside of Neverwinter. They have a reputation for long, thick cocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529599)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Green Arousing Dilemma

I see. I wasn't clear with regards to which particular dwarves you were referring to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529613)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

How often do you play D&D these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529616)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:54 AM
Author: thriller trailer park

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529592)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:00 AM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

Why are you afraid of the darkness in the realm of the dwarves? Beware of errant penises!

Unless you want **FIERY** anal pleasure, be on your guard !!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529600)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:00 AM
Author: khaki gaped senate

thanks, this just pushed me one step closer to retiring. im being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529601)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:02 AM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

What's wrong with you? Lack of imagination?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529603)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:03 AM
Author: khaki gaped senate

yeah, basically.. advice? (nothing involving ghey dwarves plz, tyia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529605)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

Imagine your navel. Imagine a liquid dripping on your navel, and a tongue licking up said liquid. Imagine a green tongue.

There's a start for exercising your imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529606)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:06 AM
Author: khaki gaped senate

i think "tongue" would be much cooler if it were spelled "tung". thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529609)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

No. Otherwise society would not have any way of distinguishing the smart from the dumb. The smart spread their cheeks at the scent of dwarves, while the dumb squirm away :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529614)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: khaki gaped senate

i am baffled by this dwarf thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529618)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:12 AM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

http://www.santharia.com/pictures/quellion/quellion_pics/dwarven_hall.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529624)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz garnet really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529602)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:13 AM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

Oh pound me pound me POUND ME with your ferocity !!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529628)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:53 AM
Author: Bateful gunner ladyboy

I've been on this board for a long time and I've never understood PD's deal. He makes no fucking sense to me. Is he gay? Is that his deal? What is it? I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529660)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:55 AM
Author: Snowy odious travel guidebook mental disorder

n00b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529661)





Date: July 28th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz national gay wizard

The errant dwarven penises swiftly race across the face of the moon in search of unsuspecting orifices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#8445652)





Date: February 4th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: motley submissive hell clown

oh my goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#9266613)





Date: February 4th, 2008 12:51 AM
Author: Comical Indian Lodge Puppy

ok, thats it: I'm going to bed

*turns off computer, lights*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#9266627)