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Skadden vs. Kirkland [Chicago]
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:26 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button Of course it's hypothetical at this point, but assuming I got offers at both, where to go? Seems like both pay above market in Chicago and make you work above market hours. Thoughts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531933) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:29 PM Author: Trip brass public bath mother I know the thing about the bonuses, but isn't Kirkland's salary in Chicago still $135k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531962) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:33 PM Author: apoplectic sepia jap pit yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531992) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:33 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button Yeah I meant with the bonuses, Kirkland still pays above Chicago market, which is still 135 for now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531996) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:08 PM Author: Massive dilemma Chicago market is CLEARLY at least 145k, if not 160. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584369) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:09 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button a lot has happened since Feb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584372) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:10 PM Author: Massive dilemma whoa..yeah..you're right! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584376) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:29 PM Author: idiotic dog poop In general I think you have more opportunities to shine when you're working at the mothership than if you're at a branch office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531963) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:32 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button why is this? I also read harder to get partnership at a branch, any truth to this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531987) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:44 PM Author: abnormal hairraiser selfie circlehead One thing to think about is bonuses. While Skadden gives the entire class the same bonus, Kirkland rewards those that put in more hours than their peers with a larger bonus. So if you work more, you get paid for it, which seems fair. Skadden does provide a larger base salary but then tapers their bonus to make total compensation pretty much equal to the Chicago market. As such, Kirkland really is the only Chicago firm last year that exceeded the Chicago market by a considerable amount (and did so via large bonuses). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532059) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:04 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button Does Skadden's move to 160 change your mind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532209) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 5:49 PM Author: abnormal hairraiser selfie circlehead At this point, I think you have to at least assume that Kirkland moves to 145k, leaving a 15k gap where there used to be a 10k gap. The charts still show a slight advantage for Kirkland but really I don't think anybody knows the impact of the recent salary raise on bonuses. The partners at Kirkland have to be a little peeved after thinking they had a winner with the large bonus only to have Simpson play the ball right back at them.
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:06 PM Author: chrome vigorous temple kirkland should be a V5, and skadden shouldn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532240) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 9:26 PM Author: elite aqua faggot firefighter i turned down offers from both. there are better firms in chicago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7534171) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:44 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7535015) |
Date: February 2nd, 2007 5:38 PM Author: Balding Flatulent Principal's Office Subject: on writ of certiorari to the XO SCOTUS XO SCOTUS delivered the opinion of the Court.
oneiota, the original poster ("OP"), asks whether he should "go" to the law firm of Skadden Arps ("Skadden") or Kirkland & Ellis ("Kirkland").
We first consider whether OP has standing to raise this question. “In essence the question of standing is whether the litigant is entitled to have the court decide the merits of the dispute or of particular issues.” Warth v. Seldin, 422 U.S. 490, 498 (1975). As OP does not have an offer from either firm—he in fact concedes his inquiry is "hypothetical"—OP cannot plausibly lie within the zone of interest required by our decision in Allen v. Wright, 468 U.S. 737 (1984). We therefore conclude that OP lacks standing to start this thread.
We pause to note that OP's claim also fails to demonstrate ripeness. We said in Texas v. United States that "a claim is not ripe for adjudication if it rests upon contingent future events that may not occur as anticipated, or indeed may not occur at all." 523 U.S. 296, 300 (1998). OP's request for information on offers he does not have is precisely the kind of "contingent future event" our jurisprudence has rejected as premature.
This thread is therefore dismissed with prejudice. OP may pursue any further navel-gazing he wishes not inconsistent with this opinion.
It is so ordered. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 5:41 PM Author: Jet station 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532757) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 5:48 PM Author: zombie-like candlestick maker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532803) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:26 PM Author: well-lubricated drab scourge upon the earth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532974) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:27 PM Author: Slate Painfully Honest Locale Pisswyrm Flawless. Sublime.
180 |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:31 PM Author: shivering racy crackhouse OP should appeal to the real SCOTXO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532999) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:33 PM Author: Provocative pozpig Bravo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7533006) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:45 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7535020) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM Author: fragrant lodge This is great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7535122) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 9:18 PM Author: aggressive mildly autistic sandwich 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7545021) |
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Date: February 6th, 2007 3:31 PM Author: hideous point beyond amazing. this could rival the dungeonmasTTTer in terms of shtick potential. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7555012) |
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Date: February 6th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: frisky field You leave my boss out of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7555222) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 7:07 PM Author: puce startling step-uncle's house gunner 180 bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8583713) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 7:49 PM Author: Magenta beady-eyed filthpig property tytyty. when will teh next XO SCOTUS session be? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8583816) |
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Date: September 1st, 2007 2:56 PM Author: Hyperventilating sexy becky awesome.
did this dood do any more, or was this a one-shot schtick? |
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Date: June 1st, 2008 1:23 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone mahogany shitlib moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#9847558) |
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Date: June 1st, 2008 1:28 AM Author: Carmine Turdskin it was funnier in 2007. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#9847567) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 11:01 AM Author: Unhinged hateful tank faggotry this was MTG
http://www.biglawboard.com/blb/viewThread.jsp?threadId=19797#19978 |
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Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:57 PM Author: Wine jet-lagged giraffe trailer park you shouldn't have filed in federal XO court dude. rookie mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7533149) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 10:44 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button UPDATE: have callbacks at both. This case may SRSLY be ripe in the near future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584303) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 10:46 PM Author: Onyx Razzle-dazzle Area yfwgi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584311) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button or, I asked an honest Q and got pwned, then later pwned OCI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584315) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: frum zippy range travel guidebook "UPDATE: have callbacks at both."
you the man now, dog. |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Charismatic clear stag film death wish So, we're to believe that a poster (who has barely posted a single thing in 8 months besides this horrible OP) happens to see this thread on the day it gets bumped and also just happens to have callbacks at both.
Sorry, whokebe, much easier to believe that you're an alternate moniker of a reg and came here to salvage what was left of your damaged pride.
*poop* |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: Chartreuse den Chicago is a fucking hole in the wall cow town. why the fuck would you ever want to go there for 10 minutes let alone live there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584314) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button Sorry, hate NYC and LA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584319) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 10:52 PM Author: Chartreuse den "hate NYC"
Translation: "couldn't last 30 seconds in NYC and couldn't get a job in NYC even if you sucked off every v100 partner in the city"
have fun in cornfield town |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button Jesus Christ you are stupid. NYC is a MUCH easier market than Chicago...ANYONE at a decent school could get a Vault firm in NYC.
And hey, good luck at St. John's OCI. |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 10:59 PM Author: Chartreuse den sorry, I'm not a lawyer. would never dream of it.
the reason the chicago market is so shitty is because every fucking TTT NU, UIUC, and rancid Chicago-Kent grad, not to mention all the loyola and dePaul mouth breathers are climbing over each other trying to get jobs. |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Charismatic clear stag film death wish Right, and NYC doesn't have Cardozo, St John's, Fordham, NYLS...
You're a fucking moron |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:03 PM Author: Chartreuse den and you probably get fucking laughed at with your 30k/yr nonprofittt job in Chicago. i would rather graduate from Cardozo an fucking work for a non vault 100 firm in NYC than skadden in Chicago any day. chicago is a fucking joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584354) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:04 PM Author: Charismatic clear stag film death wish This post literally makes no sense. Does retardation run in your family? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584359) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:03 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button Then go to a firm where those people aren't allowed in - there's plenty.
Do you think 100 NYC firms populated with Pace, NYLS, Brooklyn, St Johns, Cardozo and Fordham grads are better?
I can see why you won't be a lawyer - your reasoning skills are shit. Back to the UG board, where you belong. |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:19 PM Author: Chartreuse den good thing i easily make 2.5x your salary, you fucking mouth breather (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584403) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 11:30 PM Author: 180 box office factory reset button 2.5 * 0 = 0 sounds about right.
Unless you meant my future salary...for some reason I don't think you make 400k. Just a hunch. |
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Date: September 1st, 2007 2:53 PM Author: Histrionic hospital more and more chicago owns nyc anyways. nyc = dirty ttt in decline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8586342) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:46 PM Author: Insanely creepy menage quadroon bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8823887) |