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Skadden vs. Kirkland [Chicago]

Of course it's hypothetical at this point, but assuming I go...
awkward theater generalized bond
  02/02/07
I know the thing about the bonuses, but isn't Kirkland's sal...
fuchsia bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
yup.
Painfully honest codepig church building
  02/02/07
Yeah I meant with the bonuses, Kirkland still pays above Chi...
awkward theater generalized bond
  02/02/07
Chicago market is CLEARLY at least 145k, if not 160.
aqua pontificating native
  08/31/07
a lot has happened since Feb
awkward theater generalized bond
  08/31/07
whoa..yeah..you're right!
aqua pontificating native
  08/31/07
In general I think you have more opportunities to shine when...
Carmine Cracking Dingle Berry
  02/02/07
why is this? I also read harder to get partnership at a bra...
awkward theater generalized bond
  02/02/07
One thing to think about is bonuses. While Skadden gives the...
Up-to-no-good Excitant Twinkling Uncleanness Abode
  02/02/07
Does Skadden's move to 160 change your mind?
awkward theater generalized bond
  02/02/07
At this point, I think you have to at least assume that Kirk...
Up-to-no-good Excitant Twinkling Uncleanness Abode
  02/02/07
kirkland should be a V5, and skadden shouldn't.
Slate Laser Beams Reading Party
  02/02/07
i turned down offers from both. there are better firms in c...
Flickering base quadroon
  02/02/07
link?
awkward theater generalized bond
  02/02/07
on writ of certiorari to the XO SCOTUS
ocher diverse regret fanboi
  02/02/07
180
Mustard Galvanic Legend
  02/02/07
180
fear-inspiring private investor
  02/02/07
180
Shimmering titillating house
  02/02/07
Flawless. Sublime. 180
sick milky sandwich whorehouse
  02/02/07
OP should appeal to the real SCOTXO.
magenta sound barrier
  02/02/07
Bravo.
talented bistre parlour
  02/02/07
ouch
awkward theater generalized bond
  02/02/07
This is great.
ivory shitlib area
  02/03/07
180
disrespectful mentally impaired piazza hairy legs
  02/04/07
beyond amazing. this could rival the dungeonmasTTTer in term...
Learning disabled flatulent dilemma
  02/06/07
You leave my boss out of this.
spectacular rusted corn cake electric furnace
  02/06/07
180 bump.
filthy toaster
  08/31/07
tytyty. when will teh next XO SCOTUS session be?
Appetizing Digit Ratio Background Story
  08/31/07
awesome. did this dood do any more, or was this a one-sho...
cocky depressive pisswyrm
  09/01/07
moar
glassy school cafeteria striped hyena
  06/01/08
it was funnier in 2007.
jet-lagged rigpig stock car
  06/01/08
this was MTG http://www.biglawboard.com/blb/viewThread.js...
Clear nofapping nursing home
  06/07/08
you shouldn't have filed in federal XO court dude. rookie m...
Exhilarant Space Tattoo
  02/02/07
UPDATE: have callbacks at both. This case may SRSLY be ripe...
awkward theater generalized bond
  08/31/07
yfwgi
Translucent fiercely-loyal hissy fit kitty
  08/31/07
or, I asked an honest Q and got pwned, then later pwned OCI
awkward theater generalized bond
  08/31/07
"UPDATE: have callbacks at both." you the man ...
puce puppy
  08/31/07
So, we're to believe that a poster (who has barely posted a ...
Orange metal double fault range
  08/31/07
Chicago is a fucking hole in the wall cow town. why the fuc...
Copper tanning salon marketing idea
  08/31/07
Sorry, hate NYC and LA
awkward theater generalized bond
  08/31/07
"hate NYC" Translation: "couldn't last 30 ...
Copper tanning salon marketing idea
  08/31/07
Jesus Christ you are stupid. NYC is a MUCH easier market th...
awkward theater generalized bond
  08/31/07
sorry, I'm not a lawyer. would never dream of it. the re...
Copper tanning salon marketing idea
  08/31/07
Right, and NYC doesn't have Cardozo, St John's, Fordham, NYL...
Orange metal double fault range
  08/31/07
and you probably get fucking laughed at with your 30k/yr non...
Copper tanning salon marketing idea
  08/31/07
This post literally makes no sense. Does retardation run in...
Orange metal double fault range
  08/31/07
Then go to a firm where those people aren't allowed in - the...
awkward theater generalized bond
  08/31/07
good thing i easily make 2.5x your salary, you fucking mouth...
Copper tanning salon marketing idea
  08/31/07
2.5 * 0 = 0 sounds about right. Unless you meant my futu...
awkward theater generalized bond
  08/31/07
more and more chicago owns nyc anyways. nyc = dirty ttt in ...
Umber Goyim
  09/01/07
bump
marvelous crotch
  10/28/07


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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

Of course it's hypothetical at this point, but assuming I got offers at both, where to go? Seems like both pay above market in Chicago and make you work above market hours. Thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531933)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: fuchsia bawdyhouse

I know the thing about the bonuses, but isn't Kirkland's salary in Chicago still $135k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531962)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest codepig church building

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531992)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

Yeah I meant with the bonuses, Kirkland still pays above Chicago market, which is still 135 for now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531996)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: aqua pontificating native

Chicago market is CLEARLY at least 145k, if not 160.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584369)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

a lot has happened since Feb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584372)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: aqua pontificating native

whoa..yeah..you're right!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584376)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: Carmine Cracking Dingle Berry

In general I think you have more opportunities to shine when you're working at the mothership than if you're at a branch office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531963)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

why is this? I also read harder to get partnership at a branch, any truth to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7531987)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Excitant Twinkling Uncleanness Abode

One thing to think about is bonuses. While Skadden gives the entire class the same bonus, Kirkland rewards those that put in more hours than their peers with a larger bonus. So if you work more, you get paid for it, which seems fair. Skadden does provide a larger base salary but then tapers their bonus to make total compensation pretty much equal to the Chicago market. As such, Kirkland really is the only Chicago firm last year that exceeded the Chicago market by a considerable amount (and did so via large bonuses).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532059)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:04 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

Does Skadden's move to 160 change your mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532209)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Excitant Twinkling Uncleanness Abode

At this point, I think you have to at least assume that Kirkland moves to 145k, leaving a 15k gap where there used to be a 10k gap. The charts still show a slight advantage for Kirkland but really I don't think anybody knows the impact of the recent salary raise on bonuses. The partners at Kirkland have to be a little peeved after thinking they had a winner with the large bonus only to have Simpson play the ball right back at them.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532812)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:06 PM
Author: Slate Laser Beams Reading Party

kirkland should be a V5, and skadden shouldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532240)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: Flickering base quadroon

i turned down offers from both. there are better firms in chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7534171)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7535015)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: ocher diverse regret fanboi
Subject: on writ of certiorari to the XO SCOTUS

XO SCOTUS delivered the opinion of the Court.

oneiota, the original poster ("OP"), asks whether he should "go" to the law firm of Skadden Arps ("Skadden") or Kirkland & Ellis ("Kirkland").

We first consider whether OP has standing to raise this question. “In essence the question of standing is whether the litigant is entitled to have the court decide the merits of the dispute or of particular issues.” Warth v. Seldin, 422 U.S. 490, 498 (1975). As OP does not have an offer from either firm—he in fact concedes his inquiry is "hypothetical"—OP cannot plausibly lie within the zone of interest required by our decision in Allen v. Wright, 468 U.S. 737 (1984). We therefore conclude that OP lacks standing to start this thread.

We pause to note that OP's claim also fails to demonstrate ripeness. We said in Texas v. United States that "a claim is not ripe for adjudication if it rests upon contingent future events that may not occur as anticipated, or indeed may not occur at all." 523 U.S. 296, 300 (1998). OP's request for information on offers he does not have is precisely the kind of "contingent future event" our jurisprudence has rejected as premature.

This thread is therefore dismissed with prejudice. OP may pursue any further navel-gazing he wishes not inconsistent with this opinion.

It is so ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532736)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Mustard Galvanic Legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532757)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 5:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532803)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: Shimmering titillating house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532974)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: sick milky sandwich whorehouse

Flawless. Sublime.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532983)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: magenta sound barrier

OP should appeal to the real SCOTXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7532999)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: talented bistre parlour

Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7533006)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7535020)





Date: February 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: ivory shitlib area

This is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7535122)





Date: February 4th, 2007 9:18 PM
Author: disrespectful mentally impaired piazza hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7545021)





Date: February 6th, 2007 3:31 PM
Author: Learning disabled flatulent dilemma

beyond amazing. this could rival the dungeonmasTTTer in terms of shtick potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7555012)





Date: February 6th, 2007 4:04 PM
Author: spectacular rusted corn cake electric furnace

You leave my boss out of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7555222)





Date: August 31st, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: filthy toaster

180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8583713)





Date: August 31st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Digit Ratio Background Story

tytyty. when will teh next XO SCOTUS session be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8583816)





Date: September 1st, 2007 2:56 PM
Author: cocky depressive pisswyrm

awesome.

did this dood do any more, or was this a one-shot schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8586365)





Date: June 1st, 2008 1:23 AM
Author: glassy school cafeteria striped hyena

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#9847558)





Date: June 1st, 2008 1:28 AM
Author: jet-lagged rigpig stock car

it was funnier in 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#9847567)





Date: June 7th, 2008 11:01 AM
Author: Clear nofapping nursing home

this was MTG

http://www.biglawboard.com/blb/viewThread.jsp?threadId=19797#19978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#9866947)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Space Tattoo

you shouldn't have filed in federal XO court dude. rookie mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#7533149)





Date: August 31st, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

UPDATE: have callbacks at both. This case may SRSLY be ripe in the near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584303)





Date: August 31st, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Translucent fiercely-loyal hissy fit kitty

yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584311)





Date: August 31st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

or, I asked an honest Q and got pwned, then later pwned OCI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584315)





Date: August 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: puce puppy

"UPDATE: have callbacks at both."

you the man now, dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584317)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Orange metal double fault range

So, we're to believe that a poster (who has barely posted a single thing in 8 months besides this horrible OP) happens to see this thread on the day it gets bumped and also just happens to have callbacks at both.

Sorry, whokebe, much easier to believe that you're an alternate moniker of a reg and came here to salvage what was left of your damaged pride.

*poop*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584349)





Date: August 31st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Copper tanning salon marketing idea

Chicago is a fucking hole in the wall cow town. why the fuck would you ever want to go there for 10 minutes let alone live there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584314)





Date: August 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

Sorry, hate NYC and LA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584319)





Date: August 31st, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: Copper tanning salon marketing idea

"hate NYC"

Translation: "couldn't last 30 seconds in NYC and couldn't get a job in NYC even if you sucked off every v100 partner in the city"

have fun in cornfield town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584326)





Date: August 31st, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

Jesus Christ you are stupid. NYC is a MUCH easier market than Chicago...ANYONE at a decent school could get a Vault firm in NYC.

And hey, good luck at St. John's OCI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584340)





Date: August 31st, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Copper tanning salon marketing idea

sorry, I'm not a lawyer. would never dream of it.

the reason the chicago market is so shitty is because every fucking TTT NU, UIUC, and rancid Chicago-Kent grad, not to mention all the loyola and dePaul mouth breathers are climbing over each other trying to get jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584343)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Orange metal double fault range

Right, and NYC doesn't have Cardozo, St John's, Fordham, NYLS...

You're a fucking moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584351)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: Copper tanning salon marketing idea

and you probably get fucking laughed at with your 30k/yr nonprofittt job in Chicago. i would rather graduate from Cardozo an fucking work for a non vault 100 firm in NYC than skadden in Chicago any day. chicago is a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584354)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Orange metal double fault range

This post literally makes no sense. Does retardation run in your family?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584359)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

Then go to a firm where those people aren't allowed in - there's plenty.

Do you think 100 NYC firms populated with Pace, NYLS, Brooklyn, St Johns, Cardozo and Fordham grads are better?

I can see why you won't be a lawyer - your reasoning skills are shit. Back to the UG board, where you belong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584356)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Copper tanning salon marketing idea

good thing i easily make 2.5x your salary, you fucking mouth breather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584403)





Date: August 31st, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: awkward theater generalized bond

2.5 * 0 = 0

sounds about right.

Unless you meant my future salary...for some reason I don't think you make 400k. Just a hunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8584442)





Date: September 1st, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: Umber Goyim

more and more chicago owns nyc anyways. nyc = dirty ttt in decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8586342)





Date: October 28th, 2007 8:46 PM
Author: marvelous crotch

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2#8823887)